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I Found a Notebook that Lets Me Kill Anyone. Guess I Should Become a God.

>>287496665
Reincarnated in a shinobi world as a reject with the strongest demon. With this power I will become their leader.

That boy has been hitting everyone with a baseball bat, but we all surprisingly want to be hit

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The Succession of the Kingdom is Determined by a Tournament With No Dress Code, So Everyone Gets Naked

>>287496913
Didn't it turn out that having Kyuubi was not the most special thing about him?

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The story of how I became a super magical girl. Will my wish change the world?

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My father forces me to work with him, and I end up piloting a mech that destroys aliens while building a harem. The final chapter: my father's true plan and the complications of having a harem—women are very complicated!

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I'm Attending High School to Protect a Girl from Terrorists and I Cannot Stress Enough How Unqualified I Am for the High School Part.

Alright, that's all I pre-prepared for this thread. Good luck out there space cowboys.

Reincarnated as pirate Jesus I just want to have fun circumventing the planet in this life but somehow oppressive governments keeo collapsing wherever I go?

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This Story Told Out Of Order Will Eventually Make Sense, Probably

i just wanted to be normal but my teacher tried to kill himself on the first day and now he's making his depressive episodes everyone's problem

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I'm An Average Salaryman Who Suddenly Got Involved With Pirates, Time To Use My Negotiation Cheat Skill In Dangerous Encounters!

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Trying to retire as a sword otaku but villains want to steal my sword collection

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My Grandma's Notebook Was Actually The Strongest Artifact That Can Make Spirits Obey Me

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Six Alien Women of Increasingly Dangerous Power Levels Moved Into My House? Is This The Start of My Rose-Colored Harem Life?

Born with superior growths, my childhood friend was actually my sister and the red emperor who killed my parents but the breakdown turned me into the sexiest man on earth and I will have her head

Reincarnated as a minor noble, my sister jobbed to the emperor's dick so I conquered the galaxy with my boyfriend and a bunch of semi circles

i just want to molest high school aged magical girls all day

>>287497886
I just joined the victims of old hags club, will I ever be able to escape from these hags?

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>>287496665
The Weakest Magician, In A War Of Heroes: I Can Defeat Any Foe With Enough Swords!

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My father keeps neglecting his duties as a parent but I end up doing the same job as him even though I'm only a child?!

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Title me

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>>287497990
Nice. You think you can do one for Yang too?

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>>287496665
Drowning in Debt! I hit rock bottom after my parents abandoned me, but then i tried to kidnap the richest girl in the world and she wants me to be her butler!?

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My Allergy To Men Is So Bad That I Break Out Into Hives!! To Avoid This I'm Shooting For A Lovey-Dovey Dorm Life At An All Girls' School, And My Roommate Is A Hottie! Why Am I Itchy???

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I'm the lost prince of an alien race of superhumans but actually I'm a wrestler participating in deadly tournaments!?

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"I fell in love with my boss who wants to take over the world, but I'm starving so I'm trying to eat a dog I picked up from the street"

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>>287505170
"A voice actress reincarnated as a magical girl who wants to become a voice actress: an elaborate inside joke from the Excel Saga staff"

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>>287496665
Is it wrong to pick up Dumbbells in a Gym?

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My phone started showing the future but my crazy stalker is God who went back in time and killed herself!?

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Born with the useless skill of being able to see spirits who just bother me all day everyday, I accidentally came across a middle aged witch who promised to seal away my power for a price. But somehow the price turned out to be helping her clean her junk and cook her meals and care for her pets without pay everyday!

I'm a rich girl and I desperately want this boy to kill me, so I'll team up with his boy band of terrorists!

>>287496665
I'm a teenage boy living in a sucky city but then a cute girl destroyed my room with her mecha. Now I'm a part of a paramilitary mecha group and in love with this girl!

>>287496665
>I was exiled because I was the weakest prince but I will annihilate everything with mind control cheats

>>287500077
I got betrayed by my country and forced to fight rouge AI, but I will survive with maxed sensory skill

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>How I decided to set sail and became the Pirate King - What do you me the fruit that turned my body into rubber is a god-level cheat item!?

>>287496665
The trend of verbose titles is not new, at all.
It's been around for nearly 20 years at this point.

>>287508677
20 years is new

The Thread Thought They Were Modernizing Titles but Forgot the Trend was Twenty Years Old! A Story of My Embarrassing 4chan Life

Great thread everyone

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>>287496665
My Left Arm Has An Awesome Power! But the Evil Corpration Wants To Take Over The Land I live In!

>>287496665
I Ate The Weakest Devil Fruit, But I'm Secretly The Strongest? I Will Become The Pirate King!

I was a total wimp until I found the strongest robot. Can I really save the universe?

I thought it would be funny to make a joke to my half-sister about her killing all the japanese and now she's a mass murderer???

I Got Horny For My Big-Titted Megane Classmate And Went To Buy An Adult Magazine, But Ran Into A Vampire On My Way Home?

I Got Hit By A Truck And Reincarnated In Another World, But Now I'm A Woman's Uterus? The Absolute Hell Of Being Attached To A Slut!

I found out I was secretly the subject of an eugenics experiment and now I'm a death god, a demon, a sword and even german too???

>>287509919
Gurren Lagann?
>>287509954
Monogatari

I put together a puzzle and now I havr an evil alter ego and the people who used to bully me are now my closest friends!?

>>287508312
Kek

>>287510955
Yugioh

I can already picture One Piece as a narou wn.

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>>287496665
Murdered by a Jealous Spider, I Fall in Love With the Same Dog Again.

A girl wanted to steal the ball my dead grandpa left me but I touched her and she doesn't have a peepee?

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I Gained Vampiric Powers and All The Girls Come To Tell Me Their Personal Problems; Women Are Difficult To Understand!

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>>287508843
It-s a bit older than that.

I was ready to start my average high school life, but then I fell for the villainess's sister!? Dear brother, in this world filled to the brim with the mentally insane, please lend me your strength...

>>287509974
which one is this

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I have reincarnated as the villager whose lord told to not to fuck her daughter but I did and now everyone keeps screaming my name loudly

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>>287496665
Ressurections: god says its wrong to make humans immortal with lolification so he sends time a traveling angel to correct me by beating me to death

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Me and my boyfriend reincarnated in a cruel fantasy world and when I woke up I became a demon king! Now I have to learn how to control my powers or doom everyone!

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I used to be a typical japanese teenager but now I'm stuck in a Holy Grail war between heroic people of the past and my magic servant is KING ARTHUR but he was a girl all along!

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My Father's Ex-Servant is now My Servant and she needs my Mana

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>>287496665
From The Weakest To The Strongest! I Was Born With Meat Eyes And Now I Am Eating Humans With My Eldritch Wife?

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GIGA DRILL BREAKER or how I saved humanity from an evil race of beastmen with an ancient robot

My microwave is actually a Time Travel device? But now I'm wanted by the FBI and I need to save my harem or suffer the consequences in a doomed timeline I myself have created!

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>>287503105
glad someone else remembered this

>>287514941
Dragon Ball
>>287516174
Steins;Gate

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Can we do twitter manga title, too?
>In just 500 chapters, these two may start dating for real

With the power of Jesus Christ, I race across the United States so I can walk again!?

My Obnoxious Classmate is Actually God, and I Also Want to Fuck Her

I Got A Huge Level Up After Getting Bit By The Strongest Vampire In The World And Now I Have To Work In A Secret Organization That Fights Other Vampires!

I Killed The Strongest Vampire In The World But The Anime Doesn't Actually Exist

Alchemy Is Actually Overpowered?? Fighting The Sins Of The World With My Brother Who Lost His Body After We Tried To Resurrect Our Mother!

Chilling In The Abyss With my Overpowered Mechanical Body!

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>>287496665
I'm sorry but your PTSD diagnosis is not service related.

I Couldn't Believe My Gun Only Shoots Criminals, Except The Times It Doesn't

>>287519588
The Government Can Measure the Likelihood of You Committing a Crime, but I'm Starting to Suspect the System Itself Would Score Pretty High

I Died and Reincarnated in a Leather Suit? Now a Sphere Wants Me and a Bunch of Other Dead People to Kill Aliens, but We're All Very Confused.

My Dad Built a Giant Robot, And Now I'm In a Love Triangle with a Child Prostitute and a Pedophile

Defeating the Demon King with Martial Arts: What do you Mean I'm from a Dying Alien Race?!

>>287519588
psycho pass
>>287519787
eva
>>287517865
mia?
>>287517501
haruhi
>>287517774
fma

I'm an Immortal Detective Who Can't Die No Matter How Many Times I'm Killed. But After a Thousand Years, It's Getting a Bit Tiresome.

>>287519865
Dragonball.

My Dead Classmate Sent Me an Email - Now I Don't Know If I'm A Person, The Internet, Or God

I Keep Reliving The Same Two Years Trying To Find My Rose-Colored College Life - The Problem Couldn't Be Me?

>>287498741
Not bad, I'd add "With a Caveat/With a Twist" after "Weakest Magician" though.

>>287515988
Eh, not wordy enough and reveals stuff that would be touched in the web novel during the twelfth volume.

>>287514710
Not long enough.

dolls keep invading my house to fight over who gets to sit on their father's lap, but i just want to be left alone

My Plan to Become a Cooking Show Host in the Secret World Only Women Know About I Access Through My Smartphone Had to Be Put on Hold After I Secretly Became an Idol Princess Who Fights Monsters to Save the World

My Plan to Befriend All the Lolis In My New Town Was A Huge Success, But Now I Think These Little Girls Are Trying To Kill Me.

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>>287498741
this could also work as well

>>287519955
>>287520124
>>287520171
Are these bad titles or am I dumb? I don't get any of them.

I decide to go looking for my mysterious father who never paid me any attention, embarking on adventures through unexpected and dangerous places with my companions after passing the tests to become a hunter. Will I ever change my pants?

Why the Fuck are these Titles Written this way? Can a Cute Girl Teach Me Why?

I Became a Sword: How a White-Haired Pretty Girl Lead Me Around the Country on a Quest of Prophecy!

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>>287517494

>>287520945
Light novels tend to have overly explanatory titles because stores shelve them with only their spines (and thus titles) facing outward. They basically put what would normally be the back-of-the-book synopsis on the spine to attract readers.

The trend has somewhat been dying, mostly because it is overused, but also because internet sales have been on the rise, and most sites will display the infinitely more attention-grabbing cover alongside the title.

>>287521068
you actually have it backwards, the long title trend came from webnovel sites where picky readers won't even bother to click a title if it didn't include a synopsis of the story, then those webnovels were adapted into light novels which had a general guarantee of popularity as their audience had already been established from the webnovel version

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>>287519884
>My Dad Built a Giant Robot, And Now I'm In a Love Triangle with a Child Prostitute and a Pedophile
>eva

Dude.

>>287521068
you know what, I have heard that before I just rarted and forgor
>Today I Thank An Anonymous Stranger for an Informative Tip (But I Already Knew the Info)

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I am the unluckiest esper in the center of science side and yet, I can destroy all magic in my way!

>>287520803
the second and third are Lain and Tatami Galaxy if you didn't understand the reference, though I'm not sure about the first

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>>287521726
the first is mnemosyne

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>>287497098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aE5MFaDQ2E&list=RD9aE5MFaDQ2E&start_radio=1

>>287521282
My Tier-0 Talent Is Actually the Strongest in Superpower City

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>>287496665

That time a monkey kid journeyed to the west in search of some magic plot device and ended up becoming the strongest under the heavens

I End Up in a War Because of My Adoptive Father and I Summon the King of England, But it Turns Out to Be a Woman! Will I Be Able to Have Sex With Her Before I Die?

I’m Head of My Schools Paranormal Club, And I Just Found An Alien in My House?! He Says He Wants to Take Over The World, But I Can Distract Him With Gundam Models!

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>>287496665
I move to some shitty little village with my family and I manage to make two friends my age and two other lolis who follow us for some reason but they’re starting to act weird and the whole village wants to kill me please mom let’s go back to tokyo : the anime

>>287521174
>the long title trend came from webnovel sites where picky readers won't even bother to click a title if it didn't include a synopsis of the story
Not really "picky readers", the issue was that when all you have is a list of story titles, a title that tells you absolutely nothing about what the story is about or even what genre it is just isn't going to make people click on it. These stories don't just need a hook, they need to convey that hook to potential readers. Nobody's going to bother checking out a story that's just called "Naruto".

I Made A Deal With My Childhood Friend To Go To The Same University As Her, But I Flunked The Test! Now I’m Managing The Dorm She Lives In And Lying About School To My Harem!

I Just Wanted To Make A Website for Lolicons, And Now The Whole World Is Fascist!

I Got Hit By A Car And Died, But I Came Back To Life With An Epic Cheat Skill?! Now I have To Fight Evil With My Rival and Two Reformed Demons!

>>287523268
Love Hina.

>>287497444
Chidori sex
>>287509863
Based scryed mention in 2026. I just rewatched it last year and it still holds up.

>>287520374
kek

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That Time I Decided To Lust Over My Hikkikomori Sister And A Nudist Pianist Instead Of Selling You My Way Cooler Light Novel

They All Think Im the Strongest. Lets Bluff Cheat and Steal Our Way Through Japanese Hogwarts!?

I'm The World's Strongest Letcher! But I Really Just Wish My Best Friend Was A Girl!

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>>287520220
It's plenty long enough.