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Which band do you think would win in a music showdown?
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the showdown never happens, they all drink tea and eat cake instead
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i want to be their slave
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>Mugi
>classically trained pianist that has won mutiple awards
>began practicing piano at 4 years old

>Azusa
>high pedigree, with both parents being professional jazz musicians
>has been playing guitar since she was 8

>Ritsu and Mio
>been playing since junior high, fairly competent
>Mio is a better vocalist than Ikuyo

>Yui
>a complete retard but has perfect pitch

>Bocchi
>autistically good at guitar, probably the best in both groups

>Ryo
>better composer than Mio and muti-instrumentalist
>deeper and more functional understanding of rock theory

Depends on the rules. The keions have a bigger ceiling but they're one dimensional and don't take the band as seriously as the bocchis
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>>287501538
who has smaller panties?
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>>287502189
The K-on girls are shorter overall, but they're also plumpier so I guess Bocchis
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>>287501538
I think Bocchi has the skills to win this on her own
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>>287502125
>nijika
>has the strongest dream to chase, and thus, has the strongest will to play

>kita
>is a tight little piece made for servicing my cock, specifically

I think the kessokus take this one bros...
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>>287502501
It's not a dick sucking and titjob competition though
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>>287501538
HTT
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>>287501538
Nijika wins my heart.
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>>287501538
Aren't the K-Ons canonically supposed to be pretty mediocre?
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>>287504468
Only at first
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>>287501538
Mugi solos.
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Which group has the better fashion sense, though.
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More importantly, which one will Mugi end up sleeping with?
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Sorry but SICK HACK clears both easily
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>>287505875
More like SICK HAG
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>>287502125
Mio and Ryo are scarily close in terms of talent. I maintain that the bass playing is always the most ambitious part of any K-on song which would give Io the edge of a more natural talent but Ryo is so consummate in her pursuit of greatness that I think they would have the most stiff competition.

Hitori is closer to being the band outsider like Mugi than she is being the autistic joy-heart that are Yui and Kita.
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>>287505875

Well then as long as we're pulling in the veterans Death Devil canonically owns all.
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>>287504557
They never really try
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>>287507445
They get infinitely better when Azubitch joins and nags them about their lazyness, why do you think so many people hate Azuwhore and her anti-tea time and cakes agenda?
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K on
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How can the Keions compete with this?
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>>287508196
where was she hiding all that?
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>>287505686
The Kons dress like sluts what the fuck
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>>287501538
what's even the criteria for these things?
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>>287509726
Who has the tastiest anus
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>>287508969
Her gym suit.
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>>287505686
Obviously K-On. The Bocchi girls dress in that hobo normcore/workwear slop like all the lazy zoomers who look like they crawled straight out of the bed. The K-On girls on the other hand look feminine, stylish and sharp.

>>287509697
Get your brain checked, retard.
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>>287505982
You say that like SICK HACK isn’t just tryhard neon lighting and chuuni stage aura carrying mid riffs.

Death Devil at least has the benefit of actually being battle-tested. Sawa-chan was shredding faces off before Bocchi learned how to make eye contact. If we’re letting adults into this, it’s over.

Also lol at acting like lighting = better band. Put HTT under the same psychedelic fish tank filter and Yui would accidentally invent shoegaze.
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>>287508196
WTF I love bocchi now
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>>287510923
The keion fashion is pure 2000s Japanese mold breaking style. Bocchis dress like your average Korean influenced gen z Japanese woman
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>>287501538
Nijika > Forehead
Kita = Mugi
Roy < Mio
Bocchi = Yui
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>>287510923
I really liked the outfits the keions would wear in their "music videos".

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