>>287516788
sir this wine came from napa valley

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>>287516788

I only drink wine made with loli feet

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>>287516848
I see... it appears I was wrong... I'll see myself out of this establishment, good sir
>*throws himself onto the nearest train tracks*

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>>287516875
better hope the train was delayed

>>287516788
woaw...kino

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Wine is my raisin to exist!

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>>287516848
The Judgement of Paris will never not make me laugh.

Ah, Japan, the famous land of bread, wine and cheese.

damn, the OP and ED are great

Gundam was actually way ahead of the curve. Char famously enjoyed Californian wine.

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>the sudden realisation that you just poured a gorillion billion dollar glass of wine down the drain yesterday

>>287517907
wasn't that just him shitting on the Zabis' attempt at being pompous?

>>287516788
The OP is great.

>>287518167
I always took it as something like "in the distant future, even Americans will be able to produce good wine".

Watching manic boys now

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*sip*
A toast, to /a/!

I wonder if Japan even has a single famous wine. Do they make their own Eucharist wine or do they import it?

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>ah yes, this wine tastes like the feeling of being in a beautiful field while a mysterious woman disappears into the distance, leaving you wondering, "why?"

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>>287518281

They really missed out on having miyano in this. It needs a few manic laughs.
>Mm. Oh yes HAHHAAHAHA this wine *sniffs* KIMOCHII Hahahah it tastes like the fine nubile women in the south of france who's never washed. Absolutely divine

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Wow, this is exactly like Juzo Itami's 1985 film "Tampopo"!! I clapped!! I clapped when I understood the reference!!!!

>>287518371
>the foremost wine expert in the area is some old hobo
amazing

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How long have (you) been drinking for?

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We going for perfume the story of a murderer now? Her grapes bloomed? what the fuck is that?

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this guy is pretty generous, just letting them dig up some rare wine from his private stash like that

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>>287518281

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french hags erotic

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I'm pretty sure this wasn't supposed to crack me up.

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>10:28
was that a fucking powerpoint transition, good god my sides
he just fucking slid in there at lightspeed

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And the name of that hobo? Albert Winestein.

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>>287518584
>Albert Winestein.

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the taste of 15 year old memories...of love fading away...

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>>287518584
>Albert Winestein.

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>>287518583
Me whenever tasty wine is near.

>>287518679
this anime is so unintentionally funny it's unreal

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wine strong enough to bring a single manly tear to your eye

>>287518690
between the threads and the show i couldn't have asked for a better show. everything is hilarious

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>i'm sorry but the love of your life has a brain tumour
>don't worry it's not life threatening though
>he was able to deduce all of this just by subtly observing her
shizuku should get into medicine if the wine business doesn't work out, he'd probably be able to smell cancer before it's found

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>>287518281
A toast!

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This is how I imagine my life ending.

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ENTER

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...can you?

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That painting is actually way more complicated that that. And it led to the vindication of Dali's schizophrenia as an art critic. Millet named it The Angelus but Dali saw right through it directly to the parental mourning.

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>this wine...tastes like the fields of bordeaux...the very last place i ever held my mother in my arms...
bro...

I'm drinking the cheapest red wine that was on special offer at the supermarket, feeling absolutely f/a/ncy right now.

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>highly emotional flashback to him remembering his mothers death
>he's just there lowering grapes into the coffin
god this shouldn't be funny but i'm fucking dying here

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THE ROTHSCHILDS!? (((THEM)))!?

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I don't get it, are they supposed to be Catholic?

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>sorry bro, the "the last memory of my mother" was incorrect, it does NOT taste like that
>this random geezer you met last week is going to inherit your house now
kek

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both the ed and op are very stylish, good stuff

>>287518410
I don't drink alcohol

>>287519144
Point and laugh at this unf/a/ncy anon!

>>287516788
I guess I'm just not schizo enough to enjoy the taste of wine

>>287519144
I rather drink as well, maybe a white wine occasionally or when i make homemade osthmanthsis wine

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At about 1:30 I swear the guy's VA starts speaking while the girl is the one moving her mouth. I don't know what they intended there but it was very confusing.

>>287519144
you're not elegant enough to post here

>>287519107
He tasted the paint. It was all an elaborate prank.

>>287518745
are they gonna fuck

>>287519059
It's a minority religion but there's still a few hundred thousand Japanese Catholics.

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>>287518994
I thought the woman was carrying her baby in her arms, I guess I have Dali's schizophrenia now
cool

>>287519236
Something that really fucks me up is that there are more canonised Japonese Catholic Saints than there are Portuguese Saints.

>>287519179
it's a montage

I hope anons eventually start posting pictures of the fancy elegant wines they're drinking while enjoying this show.

>>287519196
no he's going to fuck the adopted bro while having tears streaming down his face
>"IT'S WHAT DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED. why else would dad have specifically sent that bottle of wine that upon tasting it smells like just cum dripping off a goat surrounded by warm sunlight with rain misted grapes around it?"

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>>287518728
Can't wait for the food pairing.

>>287519269
Yes but it only lasted for a few shots and it caught me off guard.

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>>287519361
You might be getting ahead of yourself, fujonon. Though that said the chances that his dad made him taste semen are not zero.

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>mmmwwwaaahhhhh thefrench... wine

I'm such a fucking winelet, it's embarrassing. I've never even experienced one shared schizophrenic hallucination after tasting wine. What price range do I have to reastically be looking at to unlock this hidden ability?

>>287519662
So I should just get in to dadson incest is what i'm reading

>>287519748
it's got nothing to do with price, it's all based on consumption
you have to drink wine for about 3 years and develop mild cirrhosis before you start having visions

>>287519748
It's honestly more about exposure than anything else. And it takes time and dedication. It can be a very pricey hobby.

>>287519748
Always order the second most expensive wine at a restaurant
This is because it is virtually equivalent in terms of quality and taste to the most expensive, yet will be about 25% of the cost of the most expensive, which they keep exclusively to bait retards into buying thousand dollar bottles to flex on their instagram reels. The second most expensive will probably be between $100-200 total. It'll probably give you and the lady you are dining with both orgasms at the table while you are mentally transported to a warm sunny day in the hills of spain

>>287519845
the restaurants know about this trick and the 2nd most expensive is also bait and is usually cheap swill
real pros know you have to order the THIRD most expensive for the optimal taste to price ratio

>>287519861
>>287519845
what if i don't have a lady and red wine gives me unbearable heartburn?

>>287519845
Lmao. Me and my mate have a rule where we always order the second cheapest, on the basis that "the cheapest will be shit but one up from that should be alright."

>>287519900
just drink by yourself, it will give you an air of mystery and make the ladies come to you

>>287519861
Personally, I'm a restaurant owner and I'm telling you guys this because I like you. You should he ordering the 4th most expensive wine and tell the waiter
>the stregnth of the vine makes the sweetest of grapes
This is code, and will signal us to pour our best wine for (You) and secretly pour our worst for your lady date. She won't be able to tell the difference, but she will think you just ordered the best for her

>>287519900
You cant handle my strongest wines, traveler

>>287516788
Here we go.
This wine is a new-world wine.
This wine is from California.
This wine is central coast.
This wine is a Petit Sirah.
This wine is from a high-quality producer, and it's 2008.

>kami no shizuku
Is that a reference to "hic est enim calix sanguinis mei"?

>>287519929
>anon sits down alone at a table in a fancy restaurant
>he scans the room and locks eyes with a every woman in the room, projecting a mysterious aura
>he proceeds to order he most expensive bottle of wine they have, and drinks it despite it giving him painful heartburn
>he pretends he's fine and tries to maintain his aura in the hopes that one of the women in the restaurant will come up and start talking to him
>he does this once a week, every week

>>287520094
nyes

>>287519900
Try increasing your Vitamin D3 intake. That's worked wonders for my GERD.

>>287520271
I don't have gerd. it's only red wine that does this

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>mark anthony

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This show is fucking amazing

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>>287518281

>>287520289
Wine in general can cause heartburn because they're acidic, but if it's just red wine in particular it might be a reaction to the higher amounts of resveratrol.

Did you guys know you can combine red wine and white wine to make pink wine?

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>>287520685

red wine makes me flush like you wouldnt believe

>>287520685
abomination

>>287520685
That's just what Rosé is.

>>287520953
That's a hapa singer from new zealand dude
Don't try to trick me

>>287520660
>resveratrol
it's real. Maybe this is what it was the whole time

When I drink alcohol, I always end with nausea + puking first before losing my sense of judgment or IQ, what gives?

>>287521075
Strong mind
Weak body

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>>287521030
Um, it's actually a plant.

>>287521075
Drink it with food and make sure to have a glass of water as well.

>>287521075
You just need to drink every day. Eventually you'll start puking when you DON'T drink.

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>>287520685
that shit is illegal to do

>>287521075
just don't drink it, it's that easy

>>287520112
no one replied to you, so i'll tell you you made me laugh hysterically

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>>287518584

>>287521947
They see your wine.

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>>287518281

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>>287518584
lel

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>>287518584

>>287516848
kek got me

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What are /our/ thoughts on this?

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>>287522361
i have a feeling this will come in handy in these threads

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>>287522361
russian wine...

>>287522394
Goodbye Napa Valley. Hello Boise, Idaho.

>>287518402
I'm ready for the bum wine arc.

>>287522361
When has extrapolated climate change over several decades ever been right?

On God, that's some rizzing sour grapes, no cap.

>>287522457
I don't know, but I can say that we used to get a lot of snow here in winter, and now we get basically none. I remember having two weeks off from school because of the amount of snow that was falling when I was like ten. It hasn't even snowed on Christmas the past few years.
t. Bong.

>>287522361
Oh no my grapes!

>>287519037
*sniiiiiff* ah yes... this vintage... the beverages isle at midday... next to the franzia... i save $2.39 by using my club card...

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>>287522452
>ah yes... the sharp tang of the orange juice... the warm comforting feeling of the stale bread... this wine evokes the feeling of being stabbed in the chest 47 times in the showers at the Mississippi State Penitentiary.

never change /a/. best show of the season

>>287522607
>never change /a/
It's literally 3 anons btw

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>>287522638
all me btw

>>287522638
I said what I said.

>>287522656
Me in the middle.

>>287519181
Alcohol-free wine exists.

>>287522736
Yeah it's called grape juice.

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I fondly remember shooting all those javs...

>>287521075
You need to keep drinking through the pain.

>>287522361
A future without Port wine would be extremely grim, not gonna lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwG5Ial0jLQ

I'll just stick to reading the threads, the anime is painful to watch.

>>287523086
It's genuinely not that bad. And it has plenty of unintentionally funny moments.

>>287523086
It's peak comedy, I don't know what you're on about.

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>>287522935
Is this the thread?

>>287522978
Don't worry, Norfolk will be the new Douro Valley.

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>>287523136
Drukposting? On MY /a/?? How powerful is this show?

>>287522361
I don't understand why the main wine growing region of Germany would be lost while the rest of Germany becomes suitable.

>>287523363
They're gonna salt the fields out of spite I guess.

>>287522590
Ah, yes, sir, please bring me your finest jenkem. Oh, this fine body, this splendid odour, it must be a Jamal Toiletbrew vintage. What an amazing treat!

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shes cute

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>>287522935

>>287523086
Read the manga then.

Reading the manga alongside the anime is really highlighting just how truncated the latter is.

Is this a parody? Surely the mangaka must get how retarded the entire thing is.

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>>287523645
>mmm yes

>>287523900
Don't drink and write, folks.

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>>287518371
Tampopo is a fun movie and not such a low hanging pop culture reference to be worthy of the memberberry/clap treatment.
Something like Tampopo's opening being one long YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN TRUCK GUYS RIGHT! is more that speed.

>>287523234
w'ere Drunk posting

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>no more wine left

>>287523900
The manga is 70+ volumes long which is longer than most other manga titles.

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>>287524055
Genuinely one of my favorite films of all time. The fucking yakuza robbed Japan of one of their last greatest filmmakers way too soon. Can't recommend it enough to anyone who happens to read this post and hasn't seen it. It's really great cinema.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlucI1TsGBc

>>287523900
wine snobbery is like a perfect storm on the japanese psyche

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>>287524126
Real men drink spirits

>>287519037
Never let an opportunity to make necrowine go to waste.

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>>287519053
Actually yes, those very same Rothschilds. Kind of amazing that they would mention them so soon.

>>287524226
>The fucking yakuza robbed Japan of one of their last greatest filmmakers way too soon.
All because they couldn't take a fucking joke.

so what happens when all the winos finish drinking all the wine from hundreds of years ago
they can't exactly make fucking more of it now can they

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>>287522736
>Alcohol-free wine exists.
What is this? A protestant congregation??

>>287524226
>The fucking yakuza robbed Japan of one of their last greatest filmmakers way too soon
>>287524566
>All because they couldn't take a fucking joke.
QRD?

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>>287524606
/qrd/: Juzo makes a(nother) movie about the yakuza portraying them (again) as just loud, stupid bullies and this time they get so buttmad that they suicide him with a fully complicit police investigation and media. Officially, he cheated on his wife and he killed himself out of shame, and his wife then publicly stated that Juzo was too based to fuck around and give a fuck.

>>287524743
Iirc, a former Goto-gumi guy also admitted to Jake Adelstein in an interview that they killed him.

>>287524571
They do what the chinks do: pour cheaper shit into fancy bottles and lie.

>>287524743
they really proved him wrong with that move...

>>287524949
I hope I'm remembering this right, but there was a previous attempt made on Juzo Itami's life where the yakuza cornered him on top of a building, pointed a gun at him and told him to jump off or they'd shoot him.
>"Huh? Then shoot me!"
The yakuza goons were so dumbfounded they didn't know what to do.

Fucking Juzo Itami, man, the guy was such a legend. His filmography is really great, Tampopo and Supermarket Woman are top kinography.

>>287525058
They slashed his face not too long after Minbo hit theaters (also a kino movie.)

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Oh shit did they finally make an anime of this show? I remember enjoying the few volumes I read through, hon hon.

>>287525058
Wouldn't be surprised if what actually happened is they were told to threaten him until he apologized and instead he called their bluff.

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>>287524439
Real men drink exclusively Super Bocc™.

>>287524439
But I've lost my spirit...

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>>287519912
There's a brand around me that's literally that concept.

>>287525814
is it ok though

>>287525814
The art on it pisses me off.

>>287525872
Four Locos are probably more your type

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>>287525814
I'm not even a wine snob and this image seems purposefully made for me to seethe eternally.

I like apple juice personally.

>>287525890
Never had them.

>>287525814
Incredibly obnoxious branding

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>>287525814
He's literally me.

>>287525814
based grocery outlet always has your back

>>287517837
wow odette khan was hot

>>287517837
This is sincerely one of the funniest cases of national butthurt I've ever come across.

>>287516788
I just woke up

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>>287527394
Similar to brazilians getting raped by the germans 7-1

What's Johnathan Joestar's next move?

>>287517837
>demanded her scorecard back
I think this is indicative of their unspoken honhonhon bias and makes me trust these wine "judges" even less
French anything is overrated shit, with the exception of franco-japanese animation from the 80-90s.

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>>287518584

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That feeling when I'm just a beer guy so I'll never fit in with the cool fancy wine drinking anons ITT.

>>287529938
Dont worry anon, we're all just memeing
We are all as retarded as (You) are

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>>287529752
bande-dessinee is great

>>287519971
the restaurants know about this trick and the 4th most expensive is also bait and is usually cheap swill
real pros know you have to order the FIFTH most expensive for the optimal taste to price ratio

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>>287530066
wine arr taste same, so always order the cheapest one

Very happy this finally got an anime. The America arc gave me the biggest laugh in the whole series but I don't know if the anime will get there. Plus it's cool to see my own town in a manga.

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>wh*te wom*n sex tourism

>>287530092
My unironic wine drinking friends make fun of me because I only truly enjoy refreshing white wines and yummy dessert wines. But you can definitely tell the difference between something that is really good and something that is just drinkable. Port wine is the single most delicious thing with alcohol that you can pour on a glass, it's kind of mind blowing how great it is. But this isn't exactly the kind of experience wine tasters chase after, dessert wines are junior league stuff or simply relegated to certain culinary applications.

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VGH! THIS VVINE IS SVGOI!

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>(((rothschild)))

>>287530294
I couldn't stop giggling at this for so many reasons. First off, a Mouton-Rothschild right off the bat is crazy funny. Secondly, the entire silliness of the situation was too much for me, his father picked a vintage from the year his mother died, almost like he wanted his son to imagine how nicely his mom was fermenting in oak or whatever. So fucking funny.

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>>287530367
>this wine
>mmmhhhmmmm this wine... it's from the year of my conception
>yea, I remember now
>I remember being a sperm cell on the long pilgrimage from testicle to egg
>the true nature of this wine is... nakedshi that leads to my specific creation
>... thank you, papa

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Here's to another 22 episodes!

>>287530550
orange juice > wine

>>287530575
Mimosas are nice.

>>287529752
Why would you ever have trust in some professional rotten grape juice enthusiast to begin with?

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>>287530740
I guess the least they could do is rank the rotten grapes juices fairly instead of giving into nationalistic bias.

>>287530550
Season 2 when?

>>287516848
>>287517837
>Although Spurrier had invited many reporters to the original 1976 tasting, the only reporter to attend was George M. Taber from Time, who promptly revealed the results to the world.[14] The horrified and enraged leaders of the French wine industry then banned Spurrier from the nation's prestigious wine-tasting tour for a year, apparently as punishment for the damage his tasting had done to its former image of superiority.[3] The tasting was not covered by the French press, who almost ignored the story.
imagine being so anally blasted by a friendly wine tasting event that the entire national media tries to memoryhole it

winebros????????????????????

>>287516788
KINO
KINO
KINO

>shizuku
why is his name like a girl is he faggot lol?

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wtf what aa fuck,ing SLUT bros like unironically a THOT

>1 wine cucks you
>1 wine she embraces u
lmao bros