Thread #9117272
HomeIndexCatalogAll ThreadsNew ThreadReply
H
Always wear a condom edition

Previous timeline >>9032351
No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
No AI
Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
+Showing all 283 replies.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>9117272
worth posting from the last thread
>>
big fan of jade bloods
>>
File: Lynera 4.png (1.3 MB)
1.3 MB
1.3 MB PNG
>>
File: Kanaya 5.jpg (55.5 KB)
55.5 KB
55.5 KB JPG
>>
File: Lynera 5.jpg (175.6 KB)
175.6 KB
175.6 KB JPG
>>
File: IMG_7334.png (166.2 KB)
166.2 KB
166.2 KB PNG
>>
File: IMG_7335.png (698.1 KB)
698.1 KB
698.1 KB PNG
>>
>>9117308
Kanaya is cute but Porrim intimidates me for some reason
>>
i need to be a lalonde's ashtray
>>
>>9117623
easier to make a lalonde into your ashtray anon
>>
>>9117628
no actually i dont want it subverted i dont want the script flipped i dont want rose to secretly be the biggest sub in the world i want her to peg me while she mockingly deduces why i like it so much
>>
>>9117634
valid valid

just saying its much easier to do the inverse
>>
>>
>>
spider8utt
>>
>>9118063
spidertits
>>
>>
>>9118388
Breedin G. Duties?
>>
>>9117724
We need more Damara this is a such a fucking crime how underrated she is
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
we need to revive moonrunes stuff again
>>
>>
File: IMG_7341.jpg (273.9 KB)
273.9 KB
273.9 KB JPG
>>
File: IMG_7342.jpg (493.4 KB)
493.4 KB
493.4 KB JPG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
Can we get some more Joey stuff?
>>
>>9120700
sure!
>>
>>9120729
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>9123450
>>
File: dj1.jpg (489.6 KB)
489.6 KB
489.6 KB JPG
>>
File: dj2.jpg (395.8 KB)
395.8 KB
395.8 KB JPG
>>9123480
>>
>>
File: terezi.png (804.5 KB)
804.5 KB
804.5 KB PNG
>>
Yet another evening spent jacking off instead of writing or drawing my MSPAFA. It's never happening
>>
>>9124174
pull a moonrunes, make nsfw of your own adventure on the side

(art by him too btw)
>>
>>9124174
what is your fanventure about anon
>>
>>
File: 23276.png (126.5 KB)
126.5 KB
126.5 KB PNG
>>9124250
Yet another 'Homestuck if it were good' retelling. Culled cast of 4 trolls to 4 kids.
>>
>>
>>9125256
thought this was scratch for a second
>>
>>
>>
OC I never posted here I think (buttholez rule)
>>
>>
>>9128082
>sample
Source?
>>
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/squeakychimp/rose-grimdark
>>
>>9127599
Hot art
>>
>>
>>
>>9130936
>>
>>9130938
Need more of these ThePitt homestuck edits
>>
seems like the kind of shit you jerk off you if you gave yourself a lobotomy with a pinup of tila tequila when you were 12 and just never recovered
>>
>ThePitt
Bro, your standards?
>>
>>9131079
>homestuck thread
>standards
We take what we can get.
>>
File: nudity.png (1.5 MB)
1.5 MB
1.5 MB PNG
>>
>>
HOMESTUCK SMUT DISCORD!
https://discord.gg/h687PHecVB
>>
>>9132328
dawg who is joining this T__T
>>
>>
I don't have any good porn on this device but yayyyy John jade porn :D

I must draw some more.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 05401.gif (15.2 KB)
15.2 KB
15.2 KB GIF
>>9125256
>dog cock
almost got me faggot. *moved .jpg to recycling bin*
>>
Even: I go to work
Odd: I call out of work
ROLL
>>
File: rRYiHEZ.gif (18.7 KB)
18.7 KB
18.7 KB GIF
>>9136199
I did call out, and my boss was very accepting of it.
>>
File: Jadenep 6.jpg (89.2 KB)
89.2 KB
89.2 KB JPG
>>9136195
ok man
>>
>>
every day i thank god for dog dick jade harley (pt 1)
>>
>>9138120
pt 2
>>
>>9138122
and the finale! :33
>>
test
>>
>>9138475
Huh?
>>
>>9136195
>complains about dog cock
>in the thread specifically made for dog cock
Do you have brain damage
>>
>>9139306
The toilet is the correct place for shit. The shit smells like shit either way.
>>
>>9139306
I have brain damage??? Me????? Not you, the one who enjoys a canines cock on a canon female XX chromosome brown???? Yeah, I am the one who is retarted.
>>
>>9139545
>>9139664
You have specifically chosen to go out of your way to walk into the bathroom, open up a stall, kneel down, and stink your head in said toilet. You don't get to complain about the smell
>>
>>9139928
You are retarted! Shitting is a natural body function. Dog cocks on human females are not. You expect to find shit in a bathroom is true. Not a fucking dog cock. Hell no, faggot.
>>
>>9140078
You are in the dog cock thread specifically made for dog cock that you are choosing to use instead of the one specifically made not for dog cock
Yes you are very stupid
>>
File: jade.png (376.5 KB)
376.5 KB
376.5 KB PNG
>>9140335
>Thread Topic: Homestuck/Homesmut/Hiveswap
>Always wear a condom edition

>Previous timeline >>9032351 (Dead)
>No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
>No AI
>Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
>GROTESQUE ART
You are a faggot. So bent out of sexuality, you cannot even pick a different species vagina. No, such a cock hungry faggot who goes for canine cock that TOTALLY doesn't fall under grotesque. GTFO or post porn, if you're going to waste replies defending your grotesque bullshit. I'll keep posting your favorite bitch, with a pussy, getting railed. Fucking faggot.
>>
>>9140335
>dog cock thread specifically made for dog cock
>specifically made for dog cock
>Yes you are very stupid
Bitch, you cannot fucking read, and you sit up here call me stupid. GTFO.
>>
>>9140388
It's not grotesque. In fact it's very clean and neat looking.
>but I think it's grotesque
Sorry anon, your opinion doesn't matter. There's objectivity in depiction. Allowing that subjectivity just results in someone saying "vaginas are grotesque" and suddenly we're at an impasse.
>>
>>9140518
>actually posts porn in their reply
Not even mad any more. Proud of you. Enjoy your cock.
>>
>>
>>9140542
>>
Kinda sucks being a Jade fan who isn't into dog dick
>>
>>9140742
Man, it genuinely sucks even being a fan of it because they had to use it in such a farcical, unhappy and unfulfilling way and poison the well.
>>
>>9140782
How so? Jade having a dick could be argued to be a pretty relevant plot point (she can't carry a child herself so she goes to Rose, which sets off the whole cheating thing)
>>
>>9140782
>>9140742
>>9140809

>snout
>>
>>9140809
There is a reason no one but the most delusional transniggers considers the epilogues or the sequels canon.
>>
>>9140809
Because, anon, there's no REASON for it to be a "whole cheating thing". If it was a reasoned surrogacy, that would be a million times better. The way it played out was insipid and contrived just to hurt Kanaya's feelings and make Rose appear heartless. Which was then contrived as deliberate because Rose foresaw her death and wanted to spare Kanaya the hurt of losing a loved one by replacing it with the hurt of losing one's love.
>>
>>9141419
Well, yeah duh, it's BEYOND canon, that's what it means
>>9141431
If the characters were perfectly reasonable there would be no conflict, but if you just don't like that plot point fair enough I guess
I'm assuming almost everyone here doesn't like the post-canon content, then
>>
>>9141434
Not all conflict is good conflict. Like, they could've even leaned into it as an actual cheating story, that is to say, Jade and Rose enter into a tumultuous relationship and have LOTS of sex, but they didn't do that either. Instead they made Jade neurotic and Rose callous for a single instance of impregnation followed by however many years of denying it happened. It's highly damaging to all characters involved.
>>
>>9141444
>they could've even leaned into it as an actual cheating story, that is to say, Jade and Rose enter into a tumultuous relationship and have LOTS of sex
If anything making the cheating a continuous thing would have been even more damaging, at that point neither character would have been forgivable, as it is at the very least there is a tenuous justification for why they did it
>Instead they made Jade neurotic and Rose callous
Is Rose being callous that unbelievable? It's kind of a thing with the Strilondes to be emotionally unavailable, Roxy excepted. Also keep in mind the entire reason Rose went through with this is because she was planning to effectively commit suicide, and tunnel visioned on the end result, which is something she has done in the original comic
>>
>>9141461
>at that point neither character would have been forgivable
Love and the desire for sex are human emotions. There's vast breathing room for justifications, off the cuff could be something like implying that troll sex is not very compatible with human sex. Meaning Kanaya doesn't fulfill Rose well and Karkat complicates things with Jade. It's not the only way to take it, but I'm not being paid to write for Homestuck.
>>
>>9141464
That's true, though I don't think Rose would have done it if that was the reason
Helping Jade have a child is something concrete that further allows her to reconcile the act to herself, along with making it easier for Kanaya to let her go. She is justifying it as a way to "help" her friends, with the pain they're going through in the moment being worth it for the end result
No need for this to be a whole argument though, like I said I get the feeling people are really not fans of post-canon, which is fine, we're all just here for Homestuck porn. Thank you for the discussion though
>>
File: e4mnav.png (123 KB)
123 KB
123 KB PNG
>>9141434
The whole dogdick thing was originally meant to be inflammatory, as the rest of the epilogues, but it wasnt as important as it was just in bad taste because there was the argument that they were "dubious canon" for a reason, not really something that should be considered 100% official even if it came from an official source. But then later, and with Hussies current PR team, they decided that the epilogues and the sequel are 100% canon and the objective continuation of homestuck, so they had to downplay how big of a deal it was, sayong it "wasnt all that important", despite like 2 subplots and the existence of an entire character being tied to it.
>>
>>
>>
>>9142519
Busty Nepeta makes me feel things
>>
>>9142767
>Have a folder of 1615 nep images
SHE WAS MY WAIFU ALL ALONG
>>
love her all shapes and sizes desu~
>>
>>9143104
YOU! YES ANON, YOU!
I implore you to dump any and all Neps by Newtypehero in your possession into this thread
or don't but like, would be cooler if you did
>>
File: whoaaa.jpg (1.5 MB)
1.5 MB
1.5 MB JPG
which troll would YOU tf the entire thread to?
>>
>>9143191
Why is minecraft steve being turned into kanaya
>>
File: Caliborn.png (617.4 KB)
617.4 KB
617.4 KB PNG
>>9143191
Definitely Kanaya.
>>
>>9143141
Gotcha bruv. Going to knock out my studies and gym session later today. Upon my return, we will indulge in some FINE ASS PUSSY~
>>
>>9143438
hit a PR today bro I'm rooting for you
>>
>>9143446
Didn't forget about you anon. It is time~
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
a lil sfw before the hard core
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
here we go
>>
https://soundcloud.com/hencefox/jump-punch
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>can't remember if this is newtypehero or not.

also if anybody has the comic pages to >>9144057 would be appreciated. It's on another drive I am not willing to search for
>>
would you look at that, it was NTH work. I am tired.
>>
>>
>>
>>
Alright, I am cashing out. Good night anons.
>>
File: gympetas.png (203.4 KB)
203.4 KB
203.4 KB PNG
awesome nepetas here, very nice
>>
>>9117272
>>9117274
The series itself is so-so, but the amount and quality of breeding porn is phenomenal. It really scratches that itch.
>>
>>9120285
I would eat her out until she cried.
>>
File: IMG_8797.jpg (427.7 KB)
427.7 KB
427.7 KB JPG
god i wanna grope her
>>
>>9144162
that's not very nice
>>
fucking unbelievably based archivist. pretty sure
>>9144066
>>9144068
>>9144051
aren't online anywhere, at least I've never seen them before.
if you really do have >>9144057 on another drive, that could be more stuff that was lost, no pressure to dig it out though I know how annoying that can be
chubbed up meulin to show my appreciation
>>
File: 4746441.jpg (904.2 KB)
904.2 KB
904.2 KB JPG
>>9144543
+ my favorite page of my favorite comic
>>
>>9144412
Orgasm exhaustion is nice if everyone's into it.
>>
>>9143104
Give me the folder. Now.
>>
>>9145110
but I want the pussy cat all to myself :(
>I will sort it then post a mega link. I am off this weekend, so won't rush the task but plan on doing it.
>>
>>9145112
nepchads we stay winning
thank you anon
>>
Did s_squant quit drawing porn?
His account is privated and only one person replied to a tweet recently saying "you'll be back" or something.
>>
>>9145813
I'm in his account, his lastest pic was posted a few weeks ago
>>
>>9145837
Ah ok
Thank you
>>
adding onto the nepeta pile :33
>>
>>
>>9147003
>>
>>9147005
>>
>>
murder jaderose cucks
>>
mi lov nepeta o algo
>>
>>9147526
Come at me bro.
>>
>>9147530
nice nep cock
>>9147536
man i wish xenopav didn't stop drawing homestuck stuff
>>
>>9140544
>>9143408
don't know why you guys are posting the censored version
>>
>>9117272
>all this mating press pose
Well, time to read "Homestuck" I guess.
>>
File: 113.jpg (146.2 KB)
146.2 KB
146.2 KB JPG
8UNP
>>
>>9130962
>gave yourself a lobotomy with a pinup of tila tequila when you were 12

what does this mean? these words together don't seem to be coherent. the art is good anyhow, unless you are a homosexual
>>
>>9148932
it is a humorous hyperbole of turning yourself into a retard using a poster of a model whose style of dress is comparable to that of ThePitt or IvoryJyz's design philosophies. It's a fairly common turn of phrase.
That said, I do also enjoy the art the other poster takes umbrage with, though I don't take offense to his allegations because I don't care.
>>
>>
>>
>>9149029
>actually angry femdom
Well that's
new
>>
>>9149055
there's a first time for everything
>>
>>
File: 7165771.png (435.9 KB)
435.9 KB
435.9 KB PNG
>>
delightful cat
>>
>>
rare newtype
>>
>>9153005
>>
Phat Sweaty Nep Tits
>>
where is all the harry x yiffy at
>>
>>9148939
Do you enjoy drooling on yourself like a monkey?
>>
>>9153701
Haven't been keeping up, but Tavros was the one she actually interacted with.
>>
>>9154383
everyone has to open their mind to it
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>9154383
>>
>>9159704
would be great if the anatomy wasnt fucked up, cocks coming out of their belly buttons
>>
>>
>>9153701
>>
>>9159982
where would you have them come out of then?
>>
>>9161837
my own groin so yiffy would be grinding on me
>>
Newtype actually visited here once..
>>
File: IMG_6564.jpg (52.5 KB)
52.5 KB
52.5 KB JPG
>>
File: thamoney.png (336.5 KB)
336.5 KB
336.5 KB PNG
I barely know anything about HS but the Condesce is hot and I wish there was more porn of her
>>
File: Joobs.jpg (433.7 KB)
433.7 KB
433.7 KB JPG
>>
what if Doc Scratch were FUCKABLE
>>
new gympeta dropped
>>
>>
>>9167370
And who are you?
>>
>>
>>
File: 27179781.png (279.4 KB)
279.4 KB
279.4 KB PNG
>>
>>
>>9171087
This guy still has the best HS porn ever I think
>>
>>9171101
that's debatable honestly
>>
>>9171980
What competition is there?
>>
>>
>>9171988
My favorites would be Pumpkinsmut or Mindwipe
>>
>>9172471
That's fair actually, they do have some pretty good stuff
>>
File: RLK.png (1.3 MB)
1.3 MB
1.3 MB PNG
Quick sketch for the thread.
>>
>>9172999
Not really the kind of thing I'm usually into, but it's very well drawn, I like Kanaya's face especially, it's very pretty
Great stuff anon
>>
>>9173000
Thanks! I originally just wanted to do a quick lineup to get a body design for each girl down on paper, but I thought that was a bit too boring.
>>
>>9173002
Did you draw this too? Also really nice
>>
>>9173010
I wish! Nah I didn't draw it. I'm just figured I'd upload some of my HS folder to the thread while I chat.
>>
>>9173014
Ah I see, fair enough, well thanks for sharing your art either way
Mind if I upload it to r34?
>>
>>9173015
Yeah feel free!
>>
>>9172999
>>9173017
Came by from the upload on Rule34 and wanted to give my own praise for it. Very lovely, anon. Do you have socials or just completely anon?
>>
>>
File: edit.png (1.1 MB)
1.1 MB
1.1 MB PNG
>>9173279
neat image
>>
>>
>>9173337
This is my favorite Jade butt
>>
who are your favorite homestucks for lewd purposes?
for me it's kanaya and aradia and the lalondes
>>
>>9173469
Damara is multipurpose when it comes to lewd
>>
>>9173479
oh yeah damara is good too
multipurpose in what way?
>>
>>9173469
Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde.
>>
>>9173518
jade on rose is very nice
>>
>>9173469
For me
Kanaya, Terezi, Roxy, aradia, Nepeta and vriska
>>
anyone here read autopraxis
>>
>>
>>9174291
>>
>>9174292
Source? I've been looking for artists with open request boxes lately
>>
>>9174369
Strilonder
https://x.com/strilalonder
>>
>>
>>
>>9139664
What if i told you that in Beyond Canon, Jade shoved her dog dick into Rose's pussy and impregnated her, then Rose gave birth to Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde-Harley?
>I'm aware that the Epilogues and its sequel are not canon to the OG Homestuck, i just thought it's worth mentioning
>>
>>9140518
Artist name pls
>>
>>9175651
Welwraith.
>>
>>9175728
Thank you kind anon
>>
In a Kanaya mood now after seeing a crazy sexy cosplay of her
>>
There should be a nudist AU. One where, in addition to the game preparing them to become gods through their quests, it also orchestrates events to deprive them of clothes so that they're ready to embrace divine nudity like deities of old are traditionally depicted.
>Jade spends virtually her entire life on her island completely naked. Since her Grandpa died when she was very young and her only company was Bec, she has no concept of clothing at all. When her friends inevitably find out, they skirt around the topic to preserve Jade's innocence.
>The forest fire near Rose's house reaches her room and burns all of her clothes. She enters the medium with nothing but her underwear (which she quickly loses).
>Living in the post-apocalyptic future, Roxy grows up with absolutely no access to clothing besides her mom's scarf. When she loses it, it's the first she ever feels truly naked.
>Doc Scratch manipulates the formation of Alternian culture, making it taboo for female Trolls to wear anything.
Etc.
>>
>>9175918
was it that 36 year old lady from nycstuck? gorgeous woman god damn
>>
>>9176013
Yep, I saw her posts on twitter
First time in my life I've ever been truly captivated by a woman's beauty
>>
>>9175969
What about Jane? Maybe something with her being indoctrinated by the tiara into nudism
>>
>>9176016
All ideas are good ideas
>>
Shoutout to Xenopavilia's final HS drawing before she disengaged with the franchise
Fitting that it was Jade/Rose NTR, I suppose
>>
>>9175918
>>9176015
Could you share the username??
>>
>>9176023
Assuming me and the other guy are talking about the same person, her handle is @panicawa
>>
>>9175969
>When she loses it, it's the first time she ever feels truly naked.

Why does this go hard
>>
>>9175969
Sounds like the best timeline
>>
>>9176022
>>
>>9176105
I have to admit, the idea of Kanaya seeing Rose cheating on her with Jade and being aroused instead of angry is very hot to me
>>
>>9176107
honestly, i wish i had any writing skills at all because that would be a very good scenario for a smut fic
>>
>>
>>9175969
>>9176171
>The thought of Jade spending every single day like this. Unable to fully curb the feelings isolation, but at least taking solace in the serenity of her tropical paradise, and the unmitigated freedom to pleasure herself anywhere at anytime, totally unburdened by the concept of shame. A pristine ocean for skinny dipping, boundless fields of grass for frolicking, and a dense jungle where she can surrender to primal joy and be truly free. No worries, no cares, just a life of naked bliss.

Beautiful
>>
>>
>>9176270
13
>>
>>9176776
Old enough to sburb
>>
>>9176786
why did they make roxy so thick also >jade @ rose god I hate new homestuck
>>
>>9175969
If all the girl trolls are naked how do they display their signs?
>>
>>9176866
wombmarks
>>
>>9176878
This also works for their aspect symbols
>>

Reply to Thread #9117272


Supported: JPG, PNG, GIF, WebP, WebM, MP4, MP3 (max 4MB)