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Monkey!

https://youtu.be/37gBELe6aSU?si=jCIHBz-P2tQ6nqhl

>>5091091
>>5091092
these are apes

>>5091021
Based

>>5091187
Apes are monkeys THOUGH.

>>5090927
wtf

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>>5090828
Chubby baby Cherry. I just love her chins! Pic is from 2020. Her mom Berry next to her is also a land whale.

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>>5091198
no

I remember seeing a video of some turd worlder crushing the skull of a baby monkey appearing in my recommendations years back after I was watching documentaries on gorillas. It went into a seizure and presumably died shortly after.

It was weird.

>>5091299
You will never be a real monkey. You have no tail, you have no cute faces, you have no small body structure. You are an ape twisted by delusions of "common speech" into a crude mockery of monkey’s perfection.

>>5091287
I can’t believe that shit like this was on Youtube.

>>5091287
Why is animal torture so abundant in third world countries?

>>5091424
I would assume lack of education

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>>5090828

>>5090840
haha yeah i like monkeys theyre cool i think

>>5091424
Hey now, in argentina if you hurt an animal you get a lot of niggers lynching you and shoving a stick up your ass. One of the most famous serial Killers here, el enano orejudo was killed in jail after killing the prison cat.

>>5091460
It may be an asia thing then

>>5091424
First worlders pay for it.

>>5091708
>saar i will torture this monkey five dolla
>god damn you saar white people make me do this!

>>5091713
Never said the pajeet had no responsibility.

>>5091713
Should have said redeem this monkey

>>5091717
do the pitiful?

>>5091708
you mean liberal white women
earlier it was third world jackass with monkeys
then wh*te women came and turn that whole thing into 50 shades of gray with monkeys

>>5091716
>a thirdie sought out rich americans interested in torturing monkeys, and found some! now he is enabling them! how could america do this!?
>hunter biden: he got the idea from one of my old laptops sorry lol

>>5091734
The people identified by the BBC investigation looked like stereotypical MAGAtards.

>>5091746
>propaganda outlet cherry picked
no really?

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less shitposting, more monkeys

>>5090927
How did a chimp end up inside their?

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>mmmmm crab

Where’s the AI videos of baby monkeys overwhelmed with office work and screaming and having a fit in their cubicle?

>>5093596
Nowhere sadly

>>5092592
(Horseshoe)crab-eating macaque. Commonly referred to as a longtail.

>>5091382
Large canines, front facing eyes. Must be a predator.

>>5094793
vampire monkey

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Bros... how could we let a filthy monkey chinmax on us like this?

>>5090828
i hate monkeys especially baby monkeys. why wont this thread die? now im going to have to go and watch my baby monkey torture archives and be reminded how satisfying they are to watch deserving tree rats get their due

Pet monkey helpers should be more accepted so long as you treat it as an equal because it pretty much is.

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>>5096041
Cope and seethe

>>5091282
Bad AI. Monkeys are only taxonomically valid as the infraorder simiiformes, which is new world monkeys, old world monkeys, and apes. Since old world monkeys are closer related to apes than New world monkeys, there is no valid taxonomic class you can sort new world and old world monkeys into without including apes. The distinction is based on the error of early naturalists who (reasonably) thought the opposite was true, and the apes were the outgroup. Before this the words ape and monkey were entirely synonymous and interchangeable

>>5091762
But they were MAGAtards and they did torture monkeys as opposed to you just making shit up

>>5096048
dumb cope post done by an inferior ape, you will never be as pretty as a monkey

>>5096192
Imagine a world where new world monkeys convergently evolved their own colorful apes

>>5096269
ever been to Brazil during the Carnival?

>>5091517
They believe animals are objects like rocks or shoes

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>>5096269
We don't need to go to the new world for apes with monkey like species diversity... we just need to go back

>>5094359
most beautiful monkey species

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barbary macaques used to live in Western and Southern Europe until the last ice age

should they be reintroduced

>>5096499
Yet again, the British to the rescue by introducing the Macaques to Gibraltar

>>5096499
Yeah why not
>B-b-but they would cause trouble for the people
Don't care, i don't live there

>>5090840
Pitiful!

>>5096043
>the innate primal desire to run at this thing with a hammer and smash it to a million billion pieces

>>5091187
>thread ruined

>>5097726
Nah you're just either A. Pedophile burger mutt B. SEA third-worlder

>>5094463
Ironically, they primarily eat grass, those canines are used for display

>>5097726
That means you are retarded. True pity chads get the urge to mentally torment it for all eternity

>>5097735
this but unironically

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>>5098246
I just like getting high and making stupid raps on the little lyrical engrishism of Baby Monkey
>D'light in the Fright and the Spite of the Sight of the Baby Monkey
>Bite and Englight to the Plight and Take Light of the Baby Monkey
>Hate it is Great what a Date to en Plate up a Baby Monkey
>Shitty he Pity the City Bus Flitty Flat Baby Monkey
>Rolling keep Scrollin this Troll is from pol he HATE BABY MONKEY
>LAUGHIN AT GAFFINS THE DRAVID'NS GAT B'PON BABY MONKEY
>OH MY GOD NO PLEASE YOU CAN'T POST HATE FOR ANY BABY MONKEY
>FUCK YOU, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK MODS AND FUCK JEWS AND FUCK BABY MONKEY

>>5099140
why is this shit not deleted yet?

>>5099706
because it’s legal

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monkeys are cool

>>5099344
little one looks really happy

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>>5099140
>someone actually finds this funny

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Is this what we look like to other primates?

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>>5104208
Most likely

>>5104406
Nice stache

>>5100783
This webm is so Uncanny Valley, I just watched a podcast where some American was ranting on Saturday about how it was a nice day, he wants to be able to enjoy it with his kid while out but when he looks up at the sky he wonder about the other people on the other side of the world looking up at the sky at the flying missiles, that there are clips of farmers in their field looking up at missiles overhead, and the monkeys looking up with worried expressions make me think of that. They are so much like us, not as smart, I think...but clearly they can think, they do feel, and yet they have no rights against being kept in cages smaller than the local jail's drunk tank though their natural range is tall and vast and they are social animals with their own LANGUAGE.

>>5096664
>I'm a man of my word
>PFTAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>>5090922
love this nigga

>>5096043
why do baby macaques always look like their on the verge of tears?

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>>5099140

>>5106329
If you knew what they knew, you'd be on the verge of tears too

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>>5090828
Do these threads happen often?? I fucking love monkeys and this is kino

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>>5096041
pitiful individual

>>5108344
Why isn't it being tormented?

Is monkey torture still a thing or did they all get arrested or spooked into stopping?

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>>5108427
Hello? Mr Putin? Remember when I said it will only take the US three days to take Tehran? Well uhh, can I join your club, pazhalusta?

>>5108354
>5000 hammers laced with lethal doses of opioids descend on the mama monkey’s head in a million bashings, instantly pulverizing mama monkey milk bar before baby monkey can even comprehend the situation
>at the first utterance of HOO, demon hands drag baby monkey by his tail far far away from the temple across the ground to Carl’s Carnival of Calamitous Cambodian Catastrophe O.M.G. Lee Albert Mundo
>the baby monkey’s soul is recorded with AI technology so that despite the weakness of baby monkey flesh, the soul may endure the million billion pities it is deserving
>the first of many terrible tortures for baby monkey places him and many others in little noise car-shaped pits of despair with honking and jostling as the baby monkey is brought to a cubicle where he must learn to type on a computer with no contact comfort and only five seconds of milk for every typing, to be trapped under bright LED lighting for eight hours, watching a bigger happier monkey eat a lychee berry that he may never have
>camera feeds to American stoned gooners provide live access to the Carlnival and no janny tranny can stop it

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>Who you callin' pinhead?

>>5108932
cute

>>5096041
Wtf do you mean by archives?

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>>5090828
I’m a big fan of marmosets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

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>>5090828
/pity/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-BJfeEsDjI

>>5108480
>calmest leftist

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>>5108932
uncanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSakNPtTvA

See this seemed AI but it's 9 years old, and I don't know how they made it happen, they're too cognizant and healthy looking to be conjoined twins in my mind. At least not with only the one video.

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>UOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based howler monkeys truely the bass of the jungle

>>5114116
Howler monkeys are cool. Lots of monkeys are great, pitycore is only for the nasty spergy goblins that are macaques.

no more monkey music?
fuckin cunts

>>5114635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wf0yKzpGAY

>>5114477
This is a good monkey, he is free of pity. His face is old and wise with full inquisiting eyes as he politely eats the leaf and ponders the universe. He is to be celebrated and given upon.
>>5114488
This is a terrible monkey. It is fresh in face and mindless space inside his baby monkey brain. The wrinkly demon grasps no life or higher concept, only mama monkey and the milk bar. He would scream a million decibels if he felt 1 billionth of the pity deserved for his naughty filthy baby monkey sins. A vile monkey this baby, million pity him but always deny the baby monkey.

>>5095273
>Chinmax
Muh niggah that chin is recessed, that jaw tho.

>>5115089
Another lovely monkey, lots of fruit for him
>>5115217
No one cares reddit.

>>5115329
>not wanting to torture animals is reddit
filthy disgusting shitskin

>>5115217
>>5115349
racism isnt cool buddy

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>>5090828
They really are related to us

>>5115522
Chimps are apes. They aren‘t monkeys. Pointing out this fact is almost a meme on this board.

>>5115710
WORLDSTAR!

>>5114106
Looks real enough to me. Medically speaking this would probably be "ischiopagus dipus", which is where each twin is connected 180 degrees from each other (almost like end to end) with two legs on one side, at least as its described in humans.

Has anyone got that image that goes something like
>be careful, we have given the monkeys in the exhibit guns
>why? funny