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>>5097197
I want to pet a deer

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>>5097290
there's a moose farm about an hour from where I live where you can pet the moose and hang out with the calves

Soon I am moving somewhere where lots of deers like to roam around. The backyard even has deer paths.

>>5097294
That sounds terrifying

it's already doever

What do you think elk, reindeer, meese, deer, antelope, gazelle, etc are more closely related to?
Cows
Dogs
Horses
Sheep
Giraffe

>>5098114
Cows

>>5098114
you can literally look this up on wikipedia, anon
>elk, reindeer, meese, deer
a bit of a toss-up because both giraffe and cows are under pecora. also meese lol
>antelope, gazelle
cow. they're literally bovids

>>5098114
elves

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>>5097397
I'm jealous

>>5098084
>it's already doever
Speaking of.
How would I go about researching zoonotic STIs in deer species?

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>>5098901

>>5099682
I don't get i-
>>5099684
Ah

>>5099682
>Corporations weren't satisfied with bringing women into the workplace and globalizing the labor market.
>We now need to get woodland creatures to start pulling 9-to-5 shifts to further drive down the cost of labor.
Absolutely sickening.
Does corporate greed know no bounds?

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It’s still alive.

>>5097401
Warning: do NOT pet this deer. It is a cunning trap.

>>5100511
Pretty

love deer

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Found some cuties today

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>>5099682
Our office had a deer in charge of server maintenance.

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>>5101532
what a cute lady

>>5101532
Where was that? At Adoebe?

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>>5101532
compudeer

https://www.youtube.com/live/XwLug9jR7lA
Cant believe how many of you losers just missed out on this. It will be done soon in about a month. I stopped posting here because there was no thread for like months (1 or 2)

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>>5102327
I have been away for months on animal business.

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>>5102664
not sure if i'm aroused or freaked out by the demonic quad-pussy

>>5102876
the hell is wrong with you retard??

>>5102664
what the fuck is this???? A genetic deformity or something?

>>5104189
They spend a lot of time in the water foraging, this adaptation allows them to eat underwater and breathe at the same time.

>>5104199
nigga just lying on the internet

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My town got 30" of snow yesterday
Where the hell do deer go on days like this? Yesterday the roads weren't even plowed
There's still a ton of snow in the woods so I imagine they'd be having a tough time in there too
I consider deer in my area basically like pigeons, they just hang around in our yards and roads eating little bits they find around

>>5104189
It's an airsac, reindeer have them

>>5097290
Isn't this extremely dangerous because of ticks that carry lyme and stuff

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>>5104189
It's a muntjac, those things are for scent marking. They've also got sabertooth fangs.

>>5104224
>Where the hell do deer go on days like this?
They clear some snow, and bed under the trees. Their fur is pretty good for dealing with snow, not sure about heavy winds. Hardest thing for them is finding food, they have to rely much more on trees, but obviously trees dont grow in the winter so, they take what they can get

>>5104239
God damn
I'll leave some snacks out for them

>>5104231
say the line, muntjack!

>>5104189
Deer spores come from there and turn the man into a deer.

>>5104375
>vveh

>>5097401
What a great owner making sure it doesn't get shot. You can already see the police trying to shoot it.

>>5097294
FUck that is scary. Moose can snap you in half if they want.

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>>5104608
Just like people. I kicked someone down some stairs and left the country in the 80's but I helped a lady who's car broke down on the backroads a week ago. It's the duality of men and mouse.

>>5104614
Some people deserve to get kicked down stairs. Anyway, every leftist in the world will tell YOU that saying nigger is 1000x more violent than killing someone.

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>>5104614
I'd kick you down some stairs.

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>>5104616
I'd help you if your car broke down.

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>>5097197
did you know they make low t stags with toothpicks on their heads? this is what's commonly referred to in biology as a "cutecel"

>>5104670
what are you talking about "make"?

>>5104728
You make the animal

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>>5097197
deerg ft. incredible long stretch

>>5104883
they are so cute and dumb without even knowing it

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>>5104893
Indeed

>>5104883
el deero stretchy

>enter deer general in hope of deer
>apparently enter stair general instead

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>>5101532
all her machines run systemdoe
>>5104987
all deerposters are busy in the Ronno thread on /co/

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would you join her?

>>5104231
weird thing is that muntjacs are common in uk, supposedly because they escaped from "private collections" in the late 1800s- early 1900s.

>>5106088
whats wrong with you?

>>5106088
I'll gawk a little but then wonded why the fuck there is a doe inside my house. Then I'll call animal control or like, use strawberries to draw her outside.

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Itll be over soon...

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>>5106111
>whats wrong with you?
It's loneliness combined with liking cute things combined with some 4chan edginess that congealed into board culture.
How new are you?

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>>5106399
It's doever...

>>5106581
how? no way the deer wouldn't totally freak out and kick you.

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>>5106586
Some humans are gifted with fear blocking pheromones. I lifted a shetland pony above my head.

>>5106088
I would let her have her privacy

>>5106633
good friend of deer

>>5106088
I'd brush all the water out of her coat and put it in a pint glass then I'd put that glass in the fridge for a night and then stir it up and drink the deer water. Instantly cures any skin complaint.

>>5106088
Certainly

>>5106650
>>5106652
sickos.

>>5106650
Now this is a thinking man

>>5102890
you new on 4chan or something?

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>>5097197

I need pictures
Pictures of does

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>>5108028

>>5108421
too cute, i hope she was comfortable wearing all that

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>>5108425
Aniamals don't mind costumes.

https://youtube.com/shorts/e1o_aA1Aegc
most beautiful animal ever

>>5108426
Is he ok?

>>5108877
He's fine, its a kind of involuntary defense mechanic of 'lie down and be perfectly still.' If the little fella was in wilderness and not on open ground, they practically go invisible when they do that. Antelope babies do the same thing.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fzs-V3z1wbY

>>5110014
my cute deer friends

is it true that they have lips that grip, according to that one screencap?

https://youtu.be/0R6VgS-hUc4
Minami-chan is just too cute

>>5110110
What are you implying

>>5111088
He’s from /k/

>>5111090
>He’s from /k/
You'd be surprised how many posters on /k/ are.

>>5111141
byeah

>>5106088
Almost every one of these whores has been knocked up by 6-15 bucks. No thanks

>>5111383
this one has saved herself for you

>>5111913
none of this is real

>>5111914
You're a sack of meat controlled by electrical impulses and biochemical markers floating on a rock in the ass end of one minor galaxy that had the misfortune to become aware of your own mortality. What does real have to do with it? Do you want to shower with the deer or not?

>>5111922
>he limited himself to measurable reality
>he doesnt know the default mode network evolved to prevent him from perceiving higher dimensional structures that his brain can’t categorize or properly interact with without harming itself
You are basically a bug that can’t see more than an inch in front of itself, living in super fast motion. Higher beings perceive your future before you experience it.

And when you goon to deer, you produce something they can subsist off of. The mechanism behind human consciousness… is far more complex, and rooted earlier in the reproductive process, than you could ever comprehend.

If I were shitting you, I wouldn’t have been hooded man #3 that night between buildings 39 and 40. if you know, you know.

>>5106586
It has CWD

>>5104229
Deer are incompetent hosts to Lyme, the immune cells in their blood kill the bacteria in the ticks guts, so you can't get lyme from a tick thats fed on deer.

I love my deer friends, but this thread doesnt love them. But treats them like objects of desire.
I watch my deer friends explore and sniff for food on YouTube everyday. None of you love deer friends

>>5112002
all of my friends are deer to me

>>5112091
stupid.

>>5112097
please don't call me that

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>>5112002
It is entirely possible to love deer both ways, narrow minded anon

>>5112200
No you sick bastard retard, if you want to fuck deer then you dont respect and love them for what they are. You are taking advantage of them. Fuck you

>>5112204
Don't have an aneurism over there, champ. Have a cute deer video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_TgBRAQqfQ

>>5112447
I already watched that cute deer video of course because I love my deer friends and watch them everyday on YouTube because I cant watch them in real life

https://www.youtube.com/live/8JzQAyqvEOE
I bet you guys dont even know this stream. Its my new backup for when brownbville ends in march
you guys dont even like deer as much as me. maybe its because i actually respect deer and dont wanna fuck em.

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>>5113178
Now you just want attention

>>5113203
no i want fellow deer lovers (respectful) to post deer being happy and chill

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>>5113903
Do deers let you pick up their hooves or would they freak out?

>>5114015
tf was her problem

>>5114015
thats an elk retard
also deer would consider you a creepy weirdo

>>5114029
>thats an elk retard
why would you be so men to elks

>>5114030
i feel bad for them, they look so retarded and ugly but look so much like my deer friends

>>5097197

It's very cute

>>5115449
WHERE? SOURCE?
also why does this look oddly like AI

>>5115449
Neigh Eye

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Is it okay to drink deer milk?

>>5116125
I drink any strange milk I can find.

>>5116125
>>5116126
kill yourselves

>>5116127
>you must only drink cow milk or I get AMGRY
stay mad you weird faggot

>>5106608
there's something mighty peculiar about that buck

>>5097197
Reindeer, black panthers, wolves and spiders are my favorite animals... snakes are pretty cool too.

>>5116127
Alright be that way pervert I just wanted to know for innawoods

>>5116157
I hope the baby is safe and protected by momma

>>5115449
What are they looking at?

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>And now we wait.
>...

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>>5116210
Obviously they're looking at (You)

>>5116247
too cute

>>5116247
I want to sit next to the sitting deer

https://www.youtube.com/live/HYqfJGLma9Y
I might have linked when the deer are going away but I'm being nice by sharing at all

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>>5116571
Look at all those deer

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hfw I tell her I like does.

>>5116602
yes they are very cute and shaggy

>>5116667
What kind of reaction is that

>>5116571
They are bringing more food out right now!

>>5116797
thanks for the noti!!!!

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Some nice asmr going on now

>>5116858
>NeighSMR

>>5116858
I missed it cuz I was busy with something else...fuark!!@

>br*eders can legally own dozens of deer
>still can't have one as a pet because???

>>5116925
You need a harem for them to be happy, it is their way.