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>>5107789
Why do they always smile like that?

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*drops a huge weight on your croc*

CRAZY
INSANE BITING CROC
CALLING ALL MANIACS

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>>5107793
If you knew what they knew, you'd be smiling too

>>5107805
flat fuck

>all these fake crocs with no feathers
Open a book sometime.

>>5107955
Not only did they kill him but they also completely bastardized his remains

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>>5107981
They did the same to Cassius. It’s like they can’t find anyone better than an amateur taxidermist to preserve the biggest crocodiles ever caught

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>>5108006
The long skinny neck is so uncanny. It’s like whoever did it never actually looked at a picture of a crocodile, so they just stretched the skin of the neck out as much as possible when it should be fat and short. Like that stuffed walrus that had all its wrinkles smoothed out making it way larger

>>5107843
those damn crocs that know who killed jfk. those sneaky crocs that know who did 9/11. those conniving crocs who know that jeffery epstein didn't kill himself

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>>5108046
Zogodiles

>>5108048
I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, but I feel like I could pet these without much trouble

>>5108724
I reckon you could get away with it

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now here me out anons

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AUGH

>>5108927
What is the world coming to

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>>5108946
That was a blessed thread.

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>>5109478

>>5108945
Nice Croc

>>5108927
She cute

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>>5108927
does the age of the croc really matter

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>>5109899
Shocked it took this long

>>5107805
>falling piano soundbite

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>>5109439
The lack of teeth isn’t slowing him down

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>sucks you out of your skin

sharks are still more OP
they've been evolving for way longer than crocodiles while going through very minimal changes

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>>5111239
>watchu say, greyboy?

>>5111240
I didn't mention cetaceans
I was comparing sharks with crocodilians
retard

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>>5111254
The absolute state of fishfags

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>>5111239
shut up, meg

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>>5111239
Such a head start and they still haven't stepped on land. Pathetic.

>>5111444
exactly,they don't need to!
they're perfectly fine and adapted to life in the water

>>5111444
They all got extinct, but there were fully terrestrial crocs.

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>>5107789

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>>5108006
It’s crazy how much he shrank

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>>5107789
>if only you knew how bad things really are

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>>5111239
they've been literally not evolving, twat

>>5108927
>7 year old
nonce

>>5107805
Chat is this real?

>>5115278
this. 7 is like 3 in croc years

>>5107955
>>5108033
>>5108755
>>5111222
>>5112300
Checked
>>5109899
What IS the name of the croc on the Crocs?
Also checked
>>5111404
>Error 404: shark not found
>>5111444
They look so funny when they walkin
Checked as well

>>5107805
god i wish that were me
being a croc must be pretty nice anons

>>5116490
What the fuck is it with roasties having to make everything vaguely sexual, man? Who the fuck wears an outfit like that to give a gator a massage. Can they stop thinking with their coochies for like 2 seconds?

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>>5116490

>>5116508
most mentally stable incel

>>5116552
>Involuntary
My whole point is that I DON'T want to have sex, Redditor. Did you forget that you can't farm updoots on the Mongolian basket-weaving forum?

>>5107789
Over a month ago they saw a croc on an African cam with a really nasty wound in his side as well as missing a big part of his tail.
Fucker seemed pretty resilient, although no new video of him was posted since these 4, so maybe he sadly kicked the bucket already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8eHqrwObzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_l4YZh2iI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZSW0tJscI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkT8Bn0YQEw