>>5112408
>>5112410
Ratites are goofy

>>5112422
>scooby doo running sound

>>5112395
magpies are cool birds

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>>5112400

>>5112395
What species of bat is that?

>>5112407
fuck him, i can take him

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>>5112395
I don't know how many years ago I made this webm, but always nice to still see it.

>>5112472
MMLLLBLBLBLBLBLBLEM BLBLBLBLBL BLLLEMBLM

>>5112400
>kek, stop it. That tickles!

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>>5112470
This looks like Australian Magpie. Which is a passerine not corvidae.
Just for the record.

>>5112545
you're correct that australian magpies aren't corvids, but you make it sound like actual corvids aren't also passerines too, which they are.

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>>5112567

>>5112399
Never fails to make me smile.

>>5112399
based. i want my cities to be bird-friendly.

>>5112405
He wants to see the world burn

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>>5112399

>>5112405
>OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO

>>5112472
>pov: your squad keeps fighting every patrol and you haven't destroyed the 2 Stalker nests yet

>>5113000
>'sup shrek

>>5113319
Doggo

>>5112768
who would win in a fight

>>5113493
cats, like all felines, are more likely to flee and thus lose. this is just survival instinct since serious injuries can mean death by starvation if you're an hunting animal.

>>5113496
>birds
>less likely to flee
Are you australian

>>5113493
gato obviously

>>5113753
love those birbs, especially their silly dance and funny chirping

>>5113753
WENK

>>5113507
dont understimate corvids!

>>5113808
What is he calculating?

>>5113815
The question to life, the universe, and everything

>>5113808
I want someone to make a Tap Tap Revolution game for smartphones just so this little rat-lookin'-ass motherfucker can put his skills to good use.

>>5112766
This Three Stooges shit always makes me laugh.

>>5113879
Silly mouse, everyone knows the answer is 42.

>>5114008
No shit. But that's not the question, is it? That's why the mice went to Magrathea to commissione Slartibartfast to build the gigantic supercomputer called Earth to figure out what the question is.
Damned psychiatrists.

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>>5112999
that cats gonna smell like ass

>>5114056
that's not an ass, that's a cow

>>5113808
>damn! The nuclear rocket shutdown code is SHA512-encrypted, we are doomed!
>how much time do we have left
>only 14 seconds!
>say no more

>>5112400
New reaction video

>>5112409
There's a non-zero chance any post you've read was made by a parakeet.

>>5112613
Deserved

>>5113493
Those appear to be black vultures.
Black Vultures are very agressive, they can't smell, so they typically follow turkey vultures to carcasses and fight them off.
The cats are likely slightly stronger than the vultures, but the vultures' aggression would give them the upper hand.

>>5114056
>that cheeky little grin
Based monke

>>5112481
this is why they can't walk back down stairs

>>5113808
very intelligent mouse calculating at incredible hihg speeds

>>5114664
more like voyeur horse

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>>5112530

>>5114664
>why don't I get a tent, Deborah?

>>5114963
wtf is this real?

>>5114664
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x4EILv3kYKQ

>>5114982
The cat is

>>5112400
underage anime girl feet pov

>>5115164
Prehensile tailed porcs are cuties

>>5112406
proof we live in a matrix

>>5112401
>you right?

>swinging

>na mate

>na is good

>ye?

>ye

>hell shit we swinging

>>5113000
Reverse DoorDash. They come to you expecting food, but you don't look and smell ass enough.

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>internet vs IRL

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>>5115680

>>5115650
>dies of heart attack induced by stress two mins later

>>5115780
Oreo... easy on the cheese

>>5112978
what a dick!

>>5115819
>Australia has bin chickens
>South America has booty chickens

>>5115819
pretty sure that deer is sick and dying from a bird following it around eating its organs

>>5115827
>eating its organs
It's just foreplay.

>>5115820
We just call them latinas

>>5115650
do not torture the bun like this

>>5115827
I believe the deer has an itchy ass from worms, and the bird is eating them.

Nature! It's fucking gross!

>>5115201
DAMN

>>5115909
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.

>>5115861
Cats really are liquid

>>5115909
>Usain Bunton

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>>5115861

>>5115961
>>5115861
I'm putting together a team.

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>>5116093
holy fuck i thought that was a zit or something

>>5116093
god i hate these obvious AI videos

>>5116188
Thats a Surinam toad, its real.

>>5116093
Genuinely one of the most disgusting animals I know.

>>5116188
that video is older than you

>>5116272
is that poor dog is trying to play-bite the horses leg here?
that's one way of getting domed by a spooked horse

>>5115780
>Why don't you come down here so I can suck your cock, pretty boy?

>>5116282
Nice

>>5116016
Amazing, but also disgusting.

>>5112474
fake. they don't have arms like that yet.

>>5116273
No, but he gives a little bark at one point.

>>5116274
>tfw you'll never boop a lion

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>>5114664
This is begging for the Jurassic Park music

>>5116507
I have. : )

>>5115925
lmao came to post this one

>>5116743
HahahaHa-Ha!
HahahaHa-Ha!
Hahahahahaha!

>>5116743
Imagine getting spinal tapped by it

>>5116272
>tries to imitate the horse's trot but his legs are too short to keep up
cute

>>5116872
>hey babe! wanna have fun tonight?
>nah, sorry, I have plans, I'm peeling my camel

>>5116743
Man fails to grab his pecker

>>5116816
He TANKED that

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>>5116848
>tries to imitate the horse's trot
Here's another

>>5112612
>Bye bitch
*shits on you*

>>5113753
Why are so many npcs gathered around that stupid looking bird?

>>5116276
Please die

>>5115819
That deer is gonna have ruptured innards

>>5116908
Cute kot

>>5116875
life would propably be a million times better and more efficient if sexual selection wasn't as much of a thing

>>5116743
I'm not fit or flexible in any way but I could always touch my fingers behind my back

>>5115202
>Two for flinching

>>5116937
>dozen of people take a break from their busy life to appreciate nature
>bitter and lonely autist without theory of mind and an eye for beauty cannot understand people like birds

>>5116985
To be fair, I had the same reaction to my sister telling me about that turkey on Roosevelt Island. We used to live in Yorkville but I've since left Manhattan (and NY altogether) and live somewhere where turkeys are just part of the scenery but my sister is still in New York so to her, that turkey is some amazing thing to see.
She lost her shit at a heron once.
A fucking heron.
In New York.
They're common as fuck but she's somehow never seen one. It's just a matter of perspective and context.
She hasn't told me about this bird, though. I'm guessing it's a woodcock considering >>5113766's description of its behaviour.
>>5116937
There’s this weird New York effect: the city is so dense and artificial that any visible piece of non-human life that isn’t a pigeon, rat or Hasid feels like it’s been “placed” there on purpose so a bird like that [presumably] woodcock doesn’t read as “animal" to New Yorkers, it reads as “incident" unless you're the type to go through The Ramble regularly or you live near someplace marshy like Jamaica Bay.
Even nature in NY is artificial. It's carefully manicured and planned.