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Previously on /jef/ >>5112982

Who is Jefrey (with one F)?

He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.

Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.

Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
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Well guys, it looks like it is my IP that is autosaging my threads. Must be a new thing the site is doing since I never had a problem before. Someone else will have to make thread #20.
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Maybe I spoke too soon. It looks like that last one actually bumped the thread. Weird things are afoot here
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it's peanut! hi peanut!
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>>5115495
hi
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>>5115483
>>5115494
jef has been pwnd

>>5115497
very rare suave jef
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>>5115479
Milasha?
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>>5115497
who let his ass read Berserk
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>>5115486
stop the pointing immediately
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>>5115491
is this all he does all day? tell him to get a job!
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>>5115497
>capy, we are leaving...
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>>5115514
jef's reign of terror started very early in life
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>>5115515
>And this is where I'd show my balls
>IF I HAD THEM
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>>5115479
Catgirl jef a cute
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>>5115549
I wish I understood this reference but I never was a watcher of much anime
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What happens if he sees a picture of a realt capybara? Can he see one at the local zoo?
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>>5115591
stretchy Jef
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>>5115514
Jef is a pit fiend

>>5115520
Damn I gotta draw tha

>>5115549
Kino
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>>5115490
Do cats like those cardboard beds? I'm seeing them more and more
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>>5115605
Mine seem to really like them
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>>5115591
>jef ascends the goon tower
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>>5115488
>bad kitty
>escapes
>hits big orang
>costs money at the vet
>jump on countertops
>spoiled
>meow too loud
#canceljef
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>>5115623
jef is a war hero, you can't cancel him.
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>>5115493
OP cannot bump their own thread. Workaround is using a separate device with a unique IP just to create a thread and then using the primary device to post into it. That way you can keep your own thread alive when others rarely post into it.
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>>5115493
Just swap from wifi to cellular vice versa
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>>5115631
I want the TRUTH about what happened in the war
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>>5115637
jef lied, big orang spied. Millions died.
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>>5115632
OP here, I think I was mistaken, a janny must’ve autosaged the previous thread. If this message bumps the thread, we’re in thr clear, until janny goes on a power trip again
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>>5115593
Anon, he doesn’t even care about the replacement capybara plushies
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>>5115669
jef the killer creepypasta lookin ass
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>>5115483
Be humbled, Jef
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>>5115675
Humility is not a concept in jefs world
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>>5115670
Does he hide under the couch and attack your legs when you sit down?
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>>5115637
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>>5115483
drawfag, pls draw Jef as an eldritch horror about to unleash hell on everyone that pointed at him
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>>5115787
this but use this as a meme template
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>>5115801
idk, i think
>>5115483
is more blocked out like a classical renaissance painting. the angles and lighting are perfect. it has timeless meme potential
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>>5115846
>meow, welcome to my bazaar, stranger
>may I interest you in some fine wares?
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>>5115846
Jef is bazaar
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>>5115846
What does Jefy-baba sell?
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>>5115488
>>5115489
stealing these to post on other boards
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I reckon this song is playing on loop 24/7 in jefery’s head

https://youtu.be/li5mXnHyg9w
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>>5115887
Capybaras and capybara accessories
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It might look like we constantly point at him just to provoke him, but no, when he terrorizes one of the other cats for no reason, he deserves it
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>>5115708
Yeah he does, he’s an ankle biter
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>>5115945
it only fuels jefs rage
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>>5115907
lol good one
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>>5115945
Justice for Big Orange
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>>5115945
i demand jef be pointed at until he stops attacking orang
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>>5115665
your wife encourages his bad behavior
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I’m ordering 2x20 piece mcnugget mcdelivered for jef
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>>5116080
make it a 3 piece tuna can
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>>5116081
Oh… I already placed the order…I thought it was mcnuggets that jef wanted to try…
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>>5116082
are the nuggets in question deep-fried pieces of tuna fish?
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More yummy mcnuggets for me then, jef haha
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>>5116087
tuna of the land
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OP here. I want to clarify that we feed Jef some wet cat food that had tuna in it. He likes it, but his absolute favorite thing to eat is shrimp. He goes fucking nuts for it.
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>>5116096
perhaps some pics of you feeding jef an entire shrimp?
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>>5116096
give him shrimp fried rice
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>>5116105
Can cats have rice? Doesn't it cause inflammation?
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>>5116096
>He goes fucking nuts for it.
Prove it
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>>5116096
that's just not the same
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>>5115486
What the fuck is under the censor...
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>>5116096
He has $$$ taste.
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>>5116100
I will when we cook some again
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>>5116108
You’re definitely not supposed to give them rice
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I’ll be uploading an exclusive Jefrey video here shortly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZSwrS7hfxE
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>>5116088
40 nuggets? God damn
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>>5116178
he was being very naughty in this video. no treats for a WEEK!
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>>5116174
...is she wearing corduroy pants?
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>>5116174
rare cute jeff
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>>5116181
>>5116182
Scottish Fold mixes are weird, man. He head too wide for he neck
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>>5116178
what a loathsome little wretch. he does indeed deserve the finger
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>>5116178
jef did nothing wrong
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>>5116224
don't finger jef
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>>5116178
My dude you adopted a goblin. I feel bad the oranges
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>>5116266
OP and his wife buy like 30 oranges a month for some damn reason. fuckin' weirdos
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>>5116267
I wouldn’t say that we buy them, it seems that we just randomly acquire them from other people
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>>5116299
>DON'T LET HER TAKE ME
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>>5116299
he doesn’t even look like a cat here. Weird
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Is anyone else having trouble posting images or just me?
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>>5116326
He's the one being carried, genius, not the carrier.
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>>5116346
No, but I've been having a lot of trouble making real thoughts lately
It has been very painful and difficult for me
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>>5116364
>obi-wan kenobi vs. anakin skywalker final fight from revenge of the sith (2026, colorized)
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>>5116366
he pretends to be so innocent
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tell ur wife to stop SPOILING jefrey
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>>5116364
Jefrey looks angry and old orange does not
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>>5116364
Jefrey looks angry and old orange does not
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>>5116619
>>5116623
a jedi never lets his anger control him. jef is a young padawan on the path of the dark side. i hope it's not too late for him...
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>>5116623
That’s Big Orang. Big is solid orange, Old has white socks and tuxedo
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>>5116638
>Solid Orang
drawfag knows what he must do...
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>>5116638
>>5116641
Bad-Kitty Jef
>Abandoned Mercenary For Hire

Solid Orang
>Betrayed By An Orphan

Old Orang
>Bound To Keep A Warring Family At Peace

Metal Gear Solid 6
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>>5116645
lol

and btw here’s his new favorite toy. A fucking rubber band he found
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>>5116648
retard jef will eat that and get intestine blockage
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>>5116645
Kek
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oranges > jefrey
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>>5116693
You mean oranges the fruit, or the two other orange cats?
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Here are some pictures of Old Orang circa 2017

I wasn’t feeding her contact lens solution, I found her during Chinese new year and no pet stores were open, so I had to feed her goat milk powder out of this bottle
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CUTE goblin
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9 years later
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>>5116716
Thanks for sharing old orange pics!
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>>5116366
I would die for these two kots. Thank you for sharing OP, keep sharing please.
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>>5116709
POCKET CAT
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>>5115477
Jefrey Epstein
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>>5116716
he looks flabby
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will you feed jef a shrimp tonight?
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>>5116782
Yes. I will give him a shrimp. Just for you, Anon
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>>5116846
Post a picture of it
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>>5116846
NO DON'T DO IT YOU FOOL
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>>5116863
FEED HIM TWO SHRIMP
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>>5116878
You want space cats? Because that's how you get space cats.
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>>5116879
I want what's owed to us. OP promised us tuna can but then renigged
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>>5116884
I never promised that, I said if I saw a can of tuna while grocery shopping I’d pick one up. Then I realized there’s tuna in the cat food I sometimes give him, which he likes, but nowhere near as much as he likes shrimp
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>>5116918
just buy them a can of tuna already
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>>5116921
>Did I leave the oven on?
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>>5116919
Liquid Jef
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>>5116878
Actually I gotta postpone the shrimp til tomorrow
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>>5116951
AAAAAHHHHH MOTHERFUCKER

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