>>5115872
They would give you a disappointingly slow handjob.

What now vegetarians?

Liar. That's only 23 hours and fifty some-odd minutes.
Why aren't you showing the last ten minutes? What are you hiding? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!

>>5115922
Writing my slow burn dendrophilia handjob fanfic and posting it to AO3

>>5115934
Vegetarian here

This adds a new dimension of sadism to my cat eating houseplants

Very based

>>5115872
>sun rising at 3am
fake and gay

>>5115942
The plants go to the same position they started in, essentially maning it so they never moved at all. This is propaganda by the elites trying to make us think that plants are alive for nefarious purposes.

>>5115942
The plants hanged Jeffrey Epstein.

>>5115934
Logical fallacy.

>>5115872
every single one of those is a calathea
a genus of plants known for being extremely mobile
other plants don't move that much
>this is how much plants move in 24hours
that is how much the most active plants in the world move in 24hours

>>5115934
What do you mean?

>>5115872
you should see bamboo

>>5116113
Pretty sure these arent the most active plants. Many plants move even more.

I used to have a calathea in my office. I liked how when the leaves were sticking up, it was almost time to go home. If I remember correctly, it died when I took it home for the pandemic.

>>5116281
A lot of them are extremely picky about watering, including water quality. The only one I've ever had last was a red veined maranta (middle left in OPs webm).

>>5115872
i like plants but it looks annoying to try to water those without making a mess inside

>>5115872
Creepy

>>5115872
>chili plant fully wilted
>water it
>in 8 hours it's back to normal
Not hard to believe

I water my plants with Gatorade. It has electrolytes!

>>5115872
Lazy cunts.