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If you are in your 20s or 30s why aren't you playing paintball? they stole this future from us. time to reclaim it.
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>>948136564
i like nude beaches
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the slaughter of innocents
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>>948142964
You don't understand what you're looking at, so you hang back and make up stories about the people you see. Actually interacting with other people in a positive way is so terrifying and foreign to you as a concept that you can't recognize other people doing it.
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>>948143567
Yeah imagine working in a place people go to dress up and have fun and play a game and having zero connection at all with what they're doing. Do you think you're better than everyone else in all ways or just this?
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>>948141651
Well actually the actions of those taken that caused the great recission put undue financial hardship on many people which caused them to drop hobbies like paintball and since that was right at the time of the sport's growth era it caused many places and companies to go out of busiiness which caused many people to not have access to .playing the game... retard.
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>>948141671
See here >>948145487
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>>948142162
Is that shia lebouf
>>948141801
Its a sport benny badass, nobody is larping. Go back to boot and enjoy your time sweeping floors and fucking up your knees for 4 years.
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>>948142964
Did you work at a woodsball field? Because ive never seen thst in speedball/xball
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>>948145612
I have guns too anon, has nothing to do with the sport...
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>>948145669
The field i worked at had both. Was a fun gig as a late teen, even played on the house speedball team (5 man amateur), which was fun but once you have someone else pay for your paint (and know what it costs the field vs retail price) youll never want to buy it yourself again
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>>948144241
I've never played paintball, anon. And who gives a shit what the help thinks? The cashier at the McDonald's probably laughs at the customers. It's how wagies cope.
>>948145487
>enron executives came to my house and took away my paintball guns and burned down the woods, so there
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>>948145975
You've obviously never played paintball. The woods doesn't replace fields and people who play paintball in the woods are kids or people who are on batchelor parties. Also read up on the recession since you seem too young to remember.
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>>948145975
>i never played
>who cares what the the help thinks
Kek, the "help" is your god on the field and you listen to your god or go home
>>948145980
I doubt op even played, see above. It was fun back in the day, my favorite marker i had was a mini mag with a vertical feed body. Not electric so no bullshit. Used to play the snake, shit was cash
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>>948145936
True I'm sure its fucked, but wouldn't you want to play on a team again if you could?
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>>948146366
If someone was picking up my paintball, practice and tournament fee again, sure.
>>948146404
Meh, if i was a back player sure. In the snake your job isnt to lay paint or hold lanes. Just push and flank
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I would if i had friends to play still.
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Forgot pic
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>>948146594
Just go to a field and jump in. People would gush over that autococker
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>>948146878
I'm sure you have an adult job now. You could probably afford 40 to play every once in awhile.
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>>948136564
Played it once in my teens with a bunch of friends who I’ve not seen in years.
It was fun but there was this father and son duo who took it way too fucking seriously and kinda ruined it. Won easily and were real bad winners. Only reason why I didn’t do it again.
The dad had one of those hats with the corks hanging off it and kept trying to give unsolicited advice that we couldn’t take seriously because of the hat. The son joked “can we play against you every weekend?” and got all pissed when one of us said “why? Can you only win against newbies?”. The son’s girlfriend was there too, real quiet and obviously not as into it. Took a fucking pelting which at the time was hilarious but later I felt bad for her.
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>>948147046
This is where it was fun as a ref. If some ass hat thought they were tough shit whooping on rec players and newbs. One of us refs would grab our marker and put them in their place. Shut them up real quick
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>>948147046
They sound hilariously retarded but also fuck them for ruining it for you
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We need more discussion.
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