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So...... Neptune's back in the hospital, almost died from pneumonia the other day (no shit you should've seen the X-rays it was BAD... I knew I couldn't breathe but I had no idea how close I was to death, but they pumped me with THREE different simultaneous kinds of IV antibiotics and over the course of 4 days, they've done wonders)
However I'm not out of the woods yet AND as soon as the pneumonia is completely gone I'm being taken straight in for heart surgery
when the heart surgeon told me the list of things that could go wrong from the surgery?....scary stuff..
But here I go
Oh yeah, and I broke up with my wife... Lol
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>>948156613
btw, let me tell you a secret. my old neighbor has a motorcycle, so whenever I read about motorcycle accident I always feel giddy and hopeful.
Unrelated to how I feel about your operation. Good luck, really. Break a leg.
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I'm going to be scarce around here. After recovering from my heart surgery, I'm leaving the state and starting the final chapter
But I'll be thinking about you weirdos
I'm not saying I'm not coming back
I'm just saying everything is going to change for me
My schedule everything. Everything
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>>948156905
Honestly?
I don't think I ever loved her to be honest
Well, I loved her... But I don't think I was ever in love with her
Believe it or not I'm still in love with jet's mother
So I'm just going to focus my energy I'm trying to help as many animals as I can wherever I end up and if there's such a thing as God (there isn't) he will smile down on me
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>>948156560
Who's Neptune?
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I just watched a movie on the hospital cable channel SUPER 8
Oh my God that was the weirdest worst movie I've ever seen!!
It was so fucking bad it was almost cool
It start a young Elle fanning i think?
It was SOOOOOOOOO bad I loved it
Has any of you ever seen that movie before?
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>>948157333
Yes, ages ago. I really don't know what the big deal was, but my friend ranted about it all the time. I think possibly he's a PDF.
Funny thing about that movie, when I watched it I thought it read like a Stephen King novel. But seems JJ wrote ut. Until I looked it up, I was convinced it was based on something Stephen King wrote.
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>>948157933
I actually started watching Deadwood. Nearly two decades too late. Now that's a great show. I actually had to find this clip on YT since I found it so hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHiGW0UePT8
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>>948158590
Dear Mr, "put his foot in his mouth without realizing it"....
RE: HUGE FAGS
Right now I could use a good chuckle.. why don't you be completely 100% honest with me and tell me how many women you've taken to bed in your life LOL
And keep in mind, if you're 25 years old and the number is lower than 700 - 750, then you might as well just lie and say 10 billion
Or you could demonstrate that you have a pair of balls and just be honest with me and tell me exactly how many women you've had sex with so far
................I promise I won't laugh
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LOL SO YOU OPENLY ADMIT YOU HAVENT EVEN FUCKED 100 WOMEN?!!
HAHAHAHA
How old are you? Like 11?...... 10?.....
In 23 minutes I get lorazepam and fentanyl in this IV port (earlier I inadvertently called it Xanax but it's actually Ativan another benzodiazepine)
AND GIRLS WONT HAVE SEX WITH YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>948159118
settle down, think of the ticker
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>>948161752
God damn I wish I'd never broken up with jets mother
she went through hell of her own making
Strung out on drugs BAD
needles...
the whole horrible hell
After we broke up
And I didn't care at the time
Too bad I should've cared
I wish I'd never parted with her
and my current wife finally realized I will always be in love with jet's mom
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lol
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>>948162723
I have never bragged about how great my life was
My life was SHIT
nope... I ridiculed YOU GUYS for not even trying
That has nothing to do with claiming my life was great or bragging about anything
Sure I banged hundreds and hundreds of women
And sure I hobnobbed with rock stars and multi-millionaires
And I created a lot of opportunities for myself
But I also went to prison and hobnobbed with murderers and scumbags
My life was far from perfect and absolutely nothing to brag about
BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS NEVER EVEN TRY
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR TELLING YOURSELF YOU CAN'T DO IT
SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRY
Don't confuse that with me bragging
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>>948157065
All the experience in the world will never truly prepare one for the surprises of love and relationships.
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>>948162723
Nobody blames a ne'er do well for being bitter about another person becoming a millionaire at age 25
Especially when that ne'er do well is YOU
We completely understand it's source
But hey, who knows?.....
Maybe in the next 25 years you'll finally get up out of that stupid fucking chair and do something with your life
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>>948163056
I challenge you to show me even one example of me claiming my life was great..
(And simply saying I'm HAPPY doesn't qualify because I'm always happy... I'm happy right now)
Feel free to show me even one example where I claimed I've had a great life better than yours or anybody else's....
(And even though I've got oxygen right now in the hospital room, I can't hold my breath forever so hurry the fuck up, LIAR)
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>>948163233
I never said I was a millionaire.... LOL
You must have an attention deficit disorder or something? Right?
And I never said I had lots of friends
Although back in the '80s I was a DJ at strip clubs and dance clubs and I have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people who I called friends, the ubiquitous social butterfly
But those weren't really friends
I've got a handful of a super good close friends I've known since we were like 12 years old
But that's it I limit it down to a very small number
All of my best friends had four legs and a tail
I HAVE PASSIONATE HATRED FOR HUMANS
But I never claimed I was a millionaire at all, weirdo
I was talking about my son
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.......
This is what happens when somebody gets their ass handed to them and they are unable to come up with a simple honest answer saying "I guess I was wrong"
Incapable of admitting they made a mistake, THEY DOUBLE DOWN.
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THEY TRIPLE DOWN....
THEY QUADRUPLE DOWN
Anything but admitting "I guess I was wrong"
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>>948163647
What was I wrong about?
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>>948163589
You seem to think I care who gives a shit about me. You Don't Know Jack fucking shit about what he likes or doesn't like
You Don't Know Jack shit about him at all
And quite honestly? Neither do I
I don't want to know
It's none of my business
I'm very very proud of my son
And I love him very much
And he can eat my shit
Just like you
I'm just like everybody else
The only difference is I'm not proud of you
I don't love you
But he can eat my shit and you can eat my shit together
Maybe you should schedule it and the two of you can sit down and eat a big pile of my shit
I couldn't get less of a fuck what anybody thinks about me
YOU SEEM TO THINK I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Come squat down behind me while I serve you dinner down your throat you pathetic gaming chair douchebag
You've never done a God damn thing with your life
YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING
EXCEPT A CHAIR
JUST YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHAIR
.................. Wicked cool consolation prize dude
Hahahahaha
You're obviously not actively heterosexual so why not get on your knees and blow me homo?
You have no proof to show any heterosexual activity in your life
So drop to your knees and do what you do best little girl
YOU can eat my shit
MY WIFE can eat my shit
MY CHILDREN can eat my shit
MY MOTHER can eat my shit
MY FATHER can eat my shit
ELVIS can eat my shit
even I can eat my shit as far as I'm concerned
But your mother? I just want her to deepthroat my turd and roll her eyes in the back of her head and make gagging noises she doesn't actually have to eat it I just want to see that whore deep throat a steaming hot turd straight out of my ass
Because any hole that you fell out of deserves to deepthroat my shit
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Hey Johnny, your ugly sexpest son that you bullied like a fucking psychopath has lapped you multiple times over in life while you are dying destitute in a hospital bed like the junkie faggot you are. Lmao get raped you absolute loser.
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I don't watch his show..... No
Nope I'm PROUD AS SHIT of him
but I don't watch that crap
that's for your generation
I watch Elvis and I watch my dick get sucked while listening to rave music
But fishtank? Nope
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>>948164126
I almost died yes
A super SUPER bad case of pneumonia
but I'm already up and walking around
Still hospitalized preparing for heart surgery that'll add 5 to 10 years to my life
See?...... It's not a bad thing
It's. Good thing
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How does pussy taste?....
Ooops I forgot sorry.....
You'd have no way of knowing
HOW DOES THE SEAT OF YOUR CHAIR SMELL?
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you broke up with your wife? that's too bad (or maybe it's not).
hoping only good things for you, Johnny. Jet's really making a name for himself on the internet with Fishtank, remember you gotta stick around for a while to see how far he'll go.
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>>948164236
Jet had Elvis impersators on there?
REALLY?
There's no way he could have possibly done that without thinking about me, but it's much more likely because BAM
BAM is still using drugs in the house by the way
Anything he said about being clean is a lie
BAM it's also friends with that piece of shit navarone son of Priscilla Presley who gave Bam a pair of Elvis's sunglasses
Bam doesn't deserve them... Elvis would have hated Bam
Which is exactly why navarone gave some of his grandfather's property to him
Because that navarone fag hates Elvis
He thought he was going to be the throne to Elvis's heir of fortune and fame
Unfortunately he had no talent
So he grew to hate Elvis and hate his mother and hate everybody
But yeah Bam is still doing drugs in the house whether jet knows it or not
Something tells me jet knows it
I think they should drug test bam live on the air
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>>948164443
Johnny it was obviously a nod to you. Cats in the cradle and all that
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That's a photo of jet emailing Sam right before he moved out from my house and went up north TO FOLLOW HIS CREATIVE DREAMS AND CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR HIMSELF
That's the exact opposite of YOUR CHAIR
I couldn't possibly be more proud of him
And I couldn't possibly care any less what he thinks about me because I don't base my feelins on reciprocity.. that's for amateurs and children
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>>948164332
That's why I'm having the heart surgery
In September I died for the 6th time in my life
Think about that for a minute...
I have died SIX TIMES™
I decided not to have the heart operation because I decided number seven is going to be the final one
But I changed my mind and I'm going to go ahead and have the heart surgery and extend my life for years
If I didn't have the surgery I wouldn't make it through to the end of 2026
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>>948164547
I guess he really does get that woman brained personality from his dad and his go getter nature from his trick turning mother. Stop acting like some bitch he didn't call he's back home in Georgia now there's still time you stupid old fuck.
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No I really don't watch it...
I don't watch anime
I don't watch rap videos
I don't watch lots of things
I'm set in my ways
Always have been
Even at age 12
I was SINGULARLY & COMPLETELY transfixed on Elvis
I've always been weird like that
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>>948164611
Yeah probably a good call. 7 would make sense... die at 7 deaths but let's be honest with how much you've helped cats you're probably going to make it to 9 lives.
Everytime Jet shows up on my youtube stream I think "There's Johnny's son". Sickness sucks, injury obviously also sucks as well but you've still got as much time as you've got so keep making the best of it, man. The hard advice you give the incels and shut ins lands to those with ears to hear it.
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>>948164611
My dad died a few times like that. Did you have any near death experience like the light or anything? If so what are you gonna do Johnny you gonna go into the light or do you not trust it? Share some of that wisdom
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I've only had one vaccination when I was a kid in the 60s
I'm not even sure what it was, I think it was the polio vaccine or something
But all of us had to line up in the gymnasium and instead of a needle they had some kind of air pressure gun that forced a liquid through your skin
That left a big circle on your arm
And all of us had it. Every kid in the country got it. Your parents had it I promise
But I'm an anti-vaxxer
I even had to warn jet when covid came up
And also chicken pox or smallpox or anything like that
I had to warn him and his sister
When they were kids their doctor was named DOCTOR SUESS I swear to God I'm not lying
(He was actually from chechnya and it was spelled SOOS) Dr SOOS
And when I told him my distrust in certain vaccines (especially the big one where they give them a whole bunch of vaccinations all at one time) he said it was totally okay if my kids weren't vaccinated
He said because vaccinations are an umbrella treatment so if 70% of the population is vaccinated the other 30% are protected
And I had to remind Jet when he became an adult
That I didn't have them vaccinated when they were kids
I didn't want them defecating live polio into their pants for a year.. to hell with that I don't trust it enough
It's not that "I think I know more than science"
It's more a case of I KNOW ENOUGH to know that I have doubts
And that was good enough for me
So no I'm not an anti-vaxxer
I'm just very distrustful when it comes to certain medical practices
Especially when they deliver it like high pressure brainwashing being funneled between your eyes I'll pass
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EAT POOP MY CHILD
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Okay I just got hit up with fentanyl and lorazepam...so while I'm still coherent
SIX TIMES I took the journey
and obviously was defibrillated six times as well
And I can't speak for anybody else
But I can tell you a completely accurate vivid description of the journey I took and it was always the same journey all six times
"The light at the end of the tunnel" is a misnomer
That's the last vestiges of oxygen molecules being depleted from your blood supply in your brain
It actually becomes a strobe light at the end
Click clack click and then it's gone
Dying is easy..... It's so natural it's so easy
BUT IT'S NOTHING LIKE SLEEP
As humans we have a tendency to assume it must be like a really deep sleep
Like some kind of "lofty magical super deep version of sleep"
It's NOT.....
NOT AT ALL.....
Sleep is something
One must exist to experience sleep
But there is no existence
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
YOU RETURN TO THE SAME PLACE YOU LANGUISHED FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
And you go back home
It's really simple and it's not traumatic
It's really quite freeing
It's not scary
But there's no tunnel of light
There is no Jesus welcoming you
Those are all lies
If somebody tells you they saw Jesus welcoming them or talking to them THAT MEANS THEY WERE STILL ALIVE TO IMAGINE THOSE THINGS
Understand what I'm saying?
They couldn't have memories if they were dead because
YOU HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO EXPERIENCE EVEN THOSE TYPE OF BULLSHIT VISUALIZATIONS
That means they still weren't dead yet
There's nothing....
There's absolutely nothing
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I think it would be hilarious for jet to do a surprise drug test on BAM just for the fuck of it and find out if he's mixing opiates with his methamphetamine
Plus, even Bam gets crappy LEVOMETHAMPHETAMINE and not the quality DEXTROMETHAMPHETAMINE
Because he's a bum
I guarantee a drug test would go off like a Las Vegas slot machine if bam pissed into a cup
He should test & fire him
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
LOGFAG IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE
And if you don't realize it, it's because you can't let go of your little ego.. if you were big enough to expand your mind and pay attention and realize true star appeal and "what keeps people coming back"
IT SURE AS FUCK ISN'T YOU
THE LOG FAG
LOGFAG SAVED 4CHAN
And when your testicles finally descend you'll realize I'm 100% correct. You should be thanking him everyday for making this place a much better experience for everyone
I'm not affiliated with him at all
I ALWAYS WORK ALONE
But I'm a huge fan of his work
And if you'd let go of your ego
You would also become a fan
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>>948166266
nta, at least he's not spamming porn on /b/, I'll give him that
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>>948166389
.........E G G
..............Z A C K
...................L E E
Plus totally original and dedicated as hell
You're going to have a hard time finding somebody as dedicated as him to his trade
That's art
It's performance art
It's an old style of performance art known as DADAism
And he is definitely fucking dedicated
I applaud him because every one of his threads is not a LOOK AT A NIGGER DICK
thread
Also: he's smart as shit
You have to wait to catch the glimpses between his performances to understand he's truly brilliant
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JET:
Make Bam verbally agree on camera that he will give you the Elvis Presley sunglasses if he tests positive for drugs
And pull out the piss cup right there on the spot
And send it off to a laboratory and pay $27 for gas chroma Mass spectrometry results
Not a litmus paper test
Pay $27 for the real thing
AND GIVE ME HIS GOD DAMN ELVIS GLASSES
Because he's doing dope in the house
And you could lose everything from his sloppy decisions..
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>>948166389
No you're the fucking log fag and you steal pictures off of other people's website and try to pass yourself off as them
You did that with the Nazi retard too
Nobody praises you
Nobody fucking gives you testimonials we all want you fucking gone
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>>948167090
GO CARESS YOUR CHAIR SOME MORE
THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S MADE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH YOU SINCE YOU WERE BORN
YOU AND YOUR LONELY FUCKING CHAIR
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>>948167140
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:
Pay very close attention to this post
This is what happens when a man has absolutely nothing in his life
He has to fabricate idiotic elaborate yet insignificant conspiratorial scenarios in his mind to make it appear as if he's smarter than other people and there's something exciting happening beneath the surface of his otherwise worthless existence
DO NOT BECOME THIS MAN
https://youtu.be/jvnhTrY32B0
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This would save the show
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>>948167140
shit, I'm the logfag, I have a second life I wasn't even aware of
if you want my opinion, logfag is prolls some bot or mod or whatever, but the sheer amount of content coming from it is pretty insane, fishy truly, like some kind of psyops, paid one
at the end of the day, I don't give a shit, I want infinite porn spam to be reduced to 1/12th and people starting to post actually lulzy shit and random or whatever you fuckers are deep asleep
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>>948167297
Since you don't get any pussy you might as well get on your knees and show me what you're good at, sassy pants
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