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Waifu Bread

The rurus are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Post pics of your pasta
>Avoid selling your soul to the Spaghetti Monster
>Insult other bakers occasionally
>Discuss stuff
>3 is the magic number
>In case of emergency, break the monitor
>Keep RP and ERP out of here
>Post fitting, no oversexualized content
>Joining means a reserved place in Hell
>Most important: Fuck off we're full


>Glitch City best Bartender claimed
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Thirst!
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>>948158886
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>>948158909
Wish I had some more.
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>>948158886
CORRECT
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ok cool, i don't see how comparing dates has anything to do with you lying and then me catching you in a lie, making stuff up about people lol
>>948157600
damn, last time i talked with stocking was literally 2016. either way, him saying aster is stocking really just shows how schizophrenic shane is lol.
yeah, i remember that pic. saw the thumbnail again yesterday when fucking with shane too. if he really was 18/19 then yeah, obviously complete nothingburger on that aspect, but of course shane does not care about that
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>>948159021
Damn straight.
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Serial Designation N claimed! I've gone through a few simulations of drinking alcohol with him. I'd love to know what he really things about my favorite drinks!
>>948158670
Oh, right! Where are my manners? Uhh... how about... holding.............
Okay, never mind! We'll just share some drinks! Taking shots of oil!
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>>948159075
Me and Stocking had a shared joy of a show, we shared pleasantries. E dating is cringe as shit.

>>948159086
Its a rarity to interact with you in any form outside of me going to work. Strange, but welcome.

>>948159155
Wine. Consume wine.
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>>948159075
i was on the mark just slightly off in them being romantically involved with eachother wtf are you talking about?
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>>948159295
Yea. I don't stick around much these days, I guess.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE155bAIlpQ
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>>948159356
butt
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>>948159546
ocks
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>>948156807 (Jules)
Ayye my man *train coupling grip* *fist bump into explosion* *up-down maneuver* *gear shift maneuver* *low-five juke out into pretending to look into the distance*
>>948156938 (SopII)
You can't park there brosquito
You're getting a collection going on these days it seems.
To hold gloves on, or something like that...? Could be some nice winter gear.
The past two days I wanted to ride my new road bike, it has snowed like five inches, so I just get to deep clean the chain, cassette, derailleur, which is nice I guess, but...
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bruh the very obvious mental gymnastics being made is pretty funny
you're on an epstein website nothing is going to happen if people know that your boyfriend sexually abused kids

it's a dead board and community and dying website
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>>948159582
socks?
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idk if he would've knocked his bs off 2yrs ago it wouldn't be so bad
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>>948159356
More the odd time. I go to work the same time youre leaving work. Paths dont tend to cross much. You aren't missing much.

>>948159795
Socks.
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>>948159739
Brosquito is a new one, I love it.
Yeah, you collect things too I bet.
No lol, they hold your sleeves up so the cuffs on dress shirts are right, since I wear vintage often.
But it would've been more fun not to be able to ride withouth the work yeah, lol.
>>948159977
Knees.
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It's fucking PASTA RHYME PEAK TIME

https://soundcloud.com/vellutoboy/caricamento-jekesa-rubber-soul?in=vellutoboy/sets/presabbene

>>948159075
>last time i talked with stocking was literally 2016
I think I'm gonna avoid giving out more free information unless I get to know who I'm speaking to.
But yeah, it's amazing how he boasts so much about archives scavenging and yet knows nothing.
Again Aster acted smart in that regard, knowing all the shit he did and enjoyed, if there was anything actually compromising of him, it would be part of /waifu/'s 2017/18's common history.

>>948159155
I agree with my comrade here, wine is the best option.
If it has to be oil though, it better be EVO oil.

>>948159739
BALL WIZARD YOU'RE BACK
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>>948159795
Glocks.

>>948159977
Well there's that too.
Sad, but yea I've noticed.
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>>948160214
*ocks
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>im completely on the mark wtf are you on about
>bro aster is stocking bro please trust me bro...
>bro kneesocks was trying to meet and fuck a kid bro please trust me bro...
>bro that kid that kneesocks was trying to meet fuck because i said so was mi liu bro please believe me bro...
what ARE you on the mark about? lmao
getting caught in a lie ABOUT LYING, then following that up with more lying. what did shanepedo mean by this

>>948159295
personally i'm still trying to rack my brain how or why he made up such a dumb lie in "kneesocks dated/tried to fuck mi liu". you've been here for so long but also very on-and-off throughout the years, so i'd kind of doubt you'd even know or remember who he is in the first place.
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>>948160154
can you explain >>948159765
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>>948160272
so pebble and neptune is lying here>>948159765
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why would he say this?
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>>948160154
Yes, I have both. No I do not have the combination platter.

>>948160214
Soon the SUMMER posters will be in, Im sure that'll be exciting. Not in a good way, but exciting regardless.

>>948160272
No clue at all. I think he just likes the attention, I try not to be a part of the drama thats always been in here. And you are correct, I have no clue who that is. I dropped off for a LONG time after the whole Ruby discord stuff was going on.
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bro don't want to admit he has always been defending a child abuser

like lol it's obvious none of you give a fuck just say "we don't give a shit we like child abusers that flirt with us"
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>>948160258
Uhm.

>>948160458
I am a summer poster...
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Wait a minute...
Nanoir?
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>>948160554
nightmare fingers
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even if you doubt my credibility there's pebble
I literally wasn't in that conversation even at all calling him names

they knew the ages too
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gotta make one these now
https://archived.moe/b/thread/898154379/#898163752

like yall did to others
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>>948160679
Ordinary ones.
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Daily bucket filling session complete
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>>948160554
Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.
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nobody's going to care that sono collage because there's no proof but they're going to be watching him and i know exactly who to go to if i want to
it's gonna get messy that's the only reason i haven't

i'm just telling you to have him apologize
like lol not big enough to apologize?
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>>948161222
compleat

>>948161411
You'll never get me alive capitalist swine!
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>>948161211
ordinary fingers
ordinary butt
ordinary frog girl
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>>948161472
Freedom is the sovereign right of every America. Death is a preferable alternative to Communism.
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well, not only does that not have ANYTHING to do with things that you were making up about kneesocks, but the amatsu comment was kinda... talked about and came to a very rational, logical assumption last thread. if a person who directly talked to aster, meaning he's more credible than you or a most likely misinformed amatsu, could pretty confidently deduce his age in a single post and it be 18 or 19, it means borderline nothing. if another person who had also apparently talked directly to him mentioned him going back to uni, there's even more reason to believe he was older rather than younger.

>>948160176
bruh... I'd rather not say a name partially because shane will take old posts completely out of context and do other things he's been doing for 3 years to make people look bad, and partially because I really would rather not be remembered. I will say though, I was an underage from way back then, not prinz. You and I never talked. If you're thinking I'm someone from whatever other threads you posted in, you'd be wrong. I have literally only ever posted here. i don't mean to be some mysterious faggot but i was supremely cringe and shane is unberably stupid
it really is funny seeing convince himself that this place was literally EVER some pedo ring or that every single person who ever posted here in a now 10 year timespan is in on something like that, but i guess being a horribly schizophrenic narcissist will do that to you. fun fact: remember galko, umi, and kirino? all underage in 2016. now try to remember everyone else underage in 16/17. some pedo ring, huh? lmao

>>948160458
it's like, even when you WERE here, you were literally never were around long to even potentially be a part of any drama. i assume he tried roping you into his spergouts because he was running out of people, or something
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>>948162423
He literally admits it himself lol
nigga like cmon
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>>948161714
Pretty much!

>>948161855
If a person supports organizations which reflect communist teachings-or organizations labelled communist by the department of justice-she may be a communist.
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there is no sadistic mentally abusive pedophiles in Ba Singh Sai
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aaaaaaaaaaaiueo
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>>948162684
Her name is seija seija ooeeoo
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>>948162423
I am but a ghost, and ghosts dont exist. Mhmm, he likes attention and everyone here is happy to give it to him. The eternal circle of bait continues. To be fair, I do see the humor in it. Even if I dont care for it.

>>948162623
I can help but read this as Jeff Foxworthy. ... than you MIGHT be a Communist
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>>948162923
It's kinda funny he's making up shit to avoid something he admitted and others alluded to for instance foxxy saying "well... he is catholic"
shits been alluded to the entire time and again i just paid attention i didn't get the evidence of most likely proof which is the chat, and his information
it's a namefag and a furry so they're not gonna wanna bothered by it and just admit it and say oh well not like i don't know other scumbags but yep that's my proof i gave

but it doesn't even have to go that far and an apology is fine
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>>948162810
bring me one more beer or else.
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Hi Hi
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>>948163215
I got three in the... oh shit, the freezer.
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>>948163215
Why is she such a sajiebabie
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https://youtu.be/9429dcfx7Zw

>>948162423
I never said the notion had to be shared publicly, I just properly value the "information" I have available.
Perhaps someone I got to know way after all of those past years happenings? Who knows.
I'm trying to make a Jill graffiti drawing anyway so, I have more important things in my mind right now.
Oh for the love of God, you mention THEM and not the whole circle of ERPers?
You should be calling me Pasta Boy, not Noire, you ungrateful bastard.

>>948163373
Hoi Hoi
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Poser can't even spell Ba Sing Se its honestly embarrassing
>>948160154
I've had that one in the cylinder for a long ass time I'll tell you that.
You keep stuff you make. I steal buried cable signs off of the side of the road. We are not the same.
I had to look it up to understand lol. You're right, that is very old timey. Are you going to sell me a revolver for $2.50? They look pretty easy to make. Neat lore behind their existence too.
That's too many double negatives. But the MX was just as fun as the riding, if that's what you mean.
>>948160176
LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS. WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS.
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>>948163587
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Where's your dragon baddie though
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>>948163587
I don't watch cartoons really last time i did was 20yrs ago
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>>948163468
Hi fren, how are you

I'm gonna buy my mom's car
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>>948163436
i need them now.
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>>948163587
Obscure and niche terms of endearment.
Ghggh when you said cable I remembered I have an entire sack of copper wire I gotta strip.
Yeah, back then people didn't have enough money for tailored shirts so they'd go size up, and use sleeve garters to adjust the sleeve lenght.
Buying a ranch for 50 bucks.
I'll double your negatives.
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Come over.
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>>948162423
read pic related
it's real
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I'm just making fun of petyr scully
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Any of you been to a reptile expo?
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>>948163850
you got a private jet?
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forgot he did this for a while too lol, make up your mind bro, damn
i would really like to know what exactly I'm making up from literally just reading archived posts lmao, or how this is relevant to you continuing to lie on something that you claim "absolutely nothing is true" on, even though the screenshots earlier shows you contradicting yourself on that
i don't think continuing to talk about nep when i'm specifically referring to making lies about kneesocks really tracks lol

>>948163468
yeah that's fair, and i really would just say but i think neither one of us want the retard to look at even older, cringier posts that mean even less, something like that.
nah i promise we've never talked. were you ever in the eurocord?
>mention THEM
come on bruh, they're pretty chill. i really only brought them up to poke fun at the shane pedo ring thing anyway. who were the big erpers again? juvia, tali, yuno i think? or enerz0, whatever you want to call him now... stocking? that time is especially fuzzy for me other than juvia and tali being unbelievably cringe
what about miho LMAO, what a guy
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>>948164106
that's like where there's reptile collectors?
my friend had an alligator in his basement as a pet and an uncle had a monitor lizard and they would meet up with my neighbor who was a professor that a huge tortoise i think from cuba if that counts
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>>948164106
you mean like those furry expos?
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>>948164311
ypu don't have to believe me goddamn others have said it>>948163867
pic related in link
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ok, that still has literally nothing to do with you making lies up about kneesocks lmao
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>>948164318
Not just collectors, but breeders, they also sell tanks and other paraphernalia. That's alot of reptiles, how old was the tortoise?

>>948164327
No they're real reptiles, I'm gonna see if I can find a cute African Fat Tail to take home.
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>>948164427
that's unimportant tbh i barely talk to him since 8ch and he doesn't bother me nor is it completely false but all that can be known is he led him on in an image making fun of the kid i think titled pathetic_mooloo it's all blue and he's crying for attention and drunk
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he's important and bothersome enough for you to make up lies about him apparently lol
what i'm now reading is, "yes, anon, i DID lie about lying and you DID call me out on it!" lol
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>>948163373
so retro
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>>948164526
I have no idea it was at my 3rd childhood house but it was old. He could only have it because he was a professor.
I got a box turtle because of him but it died because i didn't take care of it.
I had a friend who collected geckos or newts
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>>948164688
I didn't because leading someone on you're doing something. Maybe it was unintentional idk it didn't look erm to be completely mutual
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you're like 3 layers of lies deep bro lol
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>>948164696
The art style, been trying to find more fanart of her
>>948164736
I lost one of my geckos last week. She hurt herself real bad over Christmas. I tried so hard to get her to recover, but issues just kept piling up and she was hurting too much and I didn't want her to be in pain anymore. Going to pick up a new fren tomorrow at the expo
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>i might've sperged out because mamimi kept thinking i was cuppa that made me cringe larp which lead to make me call him out as gay because they kept fucking bitching about avatarfags but whatever
??? What? Thanks for the laugh, I guess.

Mamimi.
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>>948164969
it's not a lie i actually reposted it somewhat recently and some anon said "if he was around to see this he would freak out"
it's got blue text boxes and black background and someone says "oh big boy drinking now you're not even 18" or something like that it's 7-8 boxes with his avatar in a few
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https://youtu.be/4IgQLoLqp3A

>>948163665
Pretty good, enjoying a clear sky evening.

Why's that?

>>948164311
What's he gonna find anyway? He probably looked through every single available waifu thread that was archived by now, and without pointers most of the stuff doesn't mean shit to the random passerby looking at it.
Been in all the waifu cords I can remember but don't remember a single one being called "eurocord".
Oh boy he doesn't know...
As I said earlier, it's all [REDACTED] to you until you're proven to be trustworthy.
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>>948165186
My current car is reaching the end of it's lifespan, I treated it good, but 170000 miles makes a difference. My mom just bought a new Hyundai and she wasnt going to get more than 5k for the Lincoln MKZ she had and she was willing to sell it to me for 8k which is a steal at 100k miles
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>>948165011
dubs and also amount of recognizable mamimi posts
>>948164983
I gave up my cat last year tried looking see if it was still around but it got adopted
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>>948165371
Can't do cats. Too much hair, and I'm gone for too many hours in the day for them. Geckos are low maintenance enough and my apartment allows them.
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I wish you all a nice night. I need to meditate.

>kneesocks out
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>>948165612
coincidentally my brother was telling me to get a pet but i said i wasn't even supposed to have that one or dogs i said i'll get a goldfish maybe
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>>948165186
>What's he gonna find anyway? He probably looked through every single available waifu thread that was archived by now, and without pointers most of the stuff
I don't care about cringe tbh neither does anyone else the only thing anyone would care about is the the thread link i provided and associated stuff because it's literally criminal stuff that doesn't belong here
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>muh criminals muh justice
lol what a fucking loser
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>>948165636
Gn
>>948165734
Never got the point of fish, at least a lizard you can hold and stuff. Looking forward to find a cute one, I think I'll get a large male of a difference color to the AFT I had before, dont want them to remind me of her too much.
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>>948166217
that's the only shit other people care about. waifus and furrys and all sorts of other stuff is normalized hell even dating young kinda is but hurt nah that gets attention. that's what people like
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>muh crime
no one cares you retarded pinoy
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i am not talking to the trandy waste of time
>>948166337
I wasn't really serious but i think it's like more about the tanks as art. most people i know with fish have giant tanks. was it red or yellow?
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lol fucking loser got btfo
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little malding bitch is gonna cry now lol
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>>948166794
Brown with a white stripe down her back, she was so cute. I used to habe her perch on my shoulder while I played video games or she would watch YouTube on my tablet with me before I went to bed.
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dood rage quit to go huff computer duster me thinks
how sad
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uhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/tl6u2NASUzU?si=U2h9vBDMWcxo0xx1
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>>948167385
yea my friends has his geckos hanging from his ears and shoulders he has idk 5
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get a fucking constrictor snake like a real man
feed it live prey n shit
giant centipedes are also cool pets
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the mute cute typed :o
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>>948168202
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>>948168699
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>>948168783
purple snek
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>>948167896
My Xbf had like 10 and 2 snakes, I think alot of them died, because he kept getting more.
Anyway gn I'm sleepy
>>948168318
My Xs python bit me one too many times for me to like snakes tbh
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>>948168870
Shouldn't have poked it in the butt like a dog then.
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>>948168783
burble
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>>948168862
https://voca.ro/12dBKzbZTgaO
SNEAK INCREASED TO 100
>>948169054
Send help.
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>>948169112
yes what happened?
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