glowie thread
atleast they're getting creative

Thanks anon worked on my device

>>24222079
But I like the smell of pee in my underwear. My pee pheromones attract the ladies.

>>24222079
> the last few drops of pee in your balls
pee does not go in, through, is not stored in, and doesn't even touch the balls, unless your dick is so tiny that the urine just dribbles out of your penis onto your balls. Maybe yours, but not the rest of the hominid male population on this planet. Now you know why your balls itch all the time. Wash your balls more often, like every time after you pee, so they don't stay dirty because your balls are encrusted with your piss. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you even know what basic hygiene is? That's when I met that guy Gene. He would always joke with me by saying, 'hygiene,' when all I was trying to say was, "Hi Gene." He alienated himself from the rest of us and was considered an outcast, and still is of some sorts. Everyone avoids him. Everyone in town knows who he is. I mean, who else was running around naked yelling, "HYGIENE!!!" in the winter at 2 a.m. in New Jersey. I mean, it was so cold there. The ice never melted. It straight up evaporated from solid to gas. I didn't know that was possible. I thought that ice woud have melted first and then evaporated, but I think that the ice did melt, but it was such a thin and microscopic layer that it melted so slowly that it just evaporated. I never have evaporated milk. I'm not some fag who needs milk in his coffee. I like it black, and strong, like my Women. Black women are strong as fuck. Have you ever had sex with a black woman? I have. Jesus christ it was hot as fuck. It was the summer, it was raining, and we were outside in the grass after dark, and we just fucked out there naked. Just like that. We had two blankets. one of them were under us. The other was over us, trying to keep us dry, but we were laughing so hard it didn't matter that we were getting rained on because we were naked together writhing like two slimy worms. Ever squeeze a worm out? its not like guts come out. Its like this black gooey dirt. Pretty gross.

>>24222295
get help

>>24222079
Wow bby girl u have a beautiful foot may I kiss it bby pls cmon lemme kiss it and smell it bby u are for me and I am for u bbbbyyyy this is true I known it bby u are so beautiful with you rbare foot ok pls be my husband pls I will pay u well and tear you to Gucci bbyyy ok???

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>>24222079
mmm
excuse me?
I should do a kegel
with a pussy like a barrel
dirty talons like an eagle?

girl, the nerve
this aint sisterly advice
questions webcast
while your sister pays the price

just because
mother ask my mike tourettes
don't treat your sister
like you're treating all the rest

doctors, lawyers, psychics
all make mistakes
they wayne's, no they don't charles lance
my lapse aches!

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>>24222079
I jerk off solely from my taint sometimes.
Its amazing.

>>24222338

Worked on my dick thank you

Instructions unclear peed all over myself