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>>24226767
I’m 36 and I think only god forgives is absolute kino
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>dude weed!
Wow, you millennials are so cool.
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Something I’ve noticed, millennials typically have the most unfunny and cringe humor I witness of all the generations that I speak to (as a gen Z, born 2000). I guess you could kind of say it’s the stereotypical le Reddit humor. What was it about being born in the 80s and 90s that caused this? Another common theme of millennial humor is being very self deprecating.
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>>24226773
6 7 skibidi
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Let me spoil aging for you. Even if it’s not bad for you personally, you look good, you’re in shape, you’re wealthy, you’re healthy, you’re well read and maybe have some cool/useful skills…wow everything is great! That won’t be the case for most people around you in your age cohort and you’ll increasingly find yourself at worst attending a lot of funerals and at best doing a whole lot of shit alone. The best case scenario is you meet other people of your status and you all become like vampires traveling the world, doing more or less whatever you want, waiting to hear about someone new dying, and ultimately waiting your turn. That’s assuming you’re one of the healthy and successful ones. Otherwise you’re the person who needs to go to the doctors to the get their asshole fixed every month or who can’t eat spicy food or it causes you to piss blood. It’s horrible no matter where you end up.
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>>24226771
>Wow, you millennials are so cool.
It's the zoomers who are more generationally attached to weed. They vastly prefer it to drinking. Millennials are drunks, "dude weed!" is you guys.
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Fuck you youngins.
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>>24226781
43 here.
How's your prostate?
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>>24226773
Millennials started most of the online humor in its nascent days. Things were simple then, and so was the humor. It evolved, but people largely stay the same behaviorally.
Millennials on the whole are less cringe now, but back in the day that humor wasn't so cringe because people generally had a positive and optimistic outlook on life and the trajectory of their nations. Zoomers hate it because they've been trauma bonded into watching their nations fail in real time so they've become doomers who are overly sardonic and cynical.
4chan is also millennial culture btw. You just tagged along and follow our culture, for lack of your own.
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>>24226767
40 and I haven't given a movie my full attention in years. I don't watch gay woke shit, if I'm enjoying something and a character says some retarded leftist shit I check out. I couldn't name a protagonist from the past 10 years that I found likeable.
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>>24226783
Pretty much me but I'm in my late 30s. I watch some TV, but honestly it's just lack of energy. Like the idea of doing anything besides lying in bed is overwhelming. I manage to go to lunch, but afterwards I'm dead tired and have to take a nap.
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>>24226773
Here's your kino zoomer humor, kiddo. My zoomer cousins are nostalgic for it too.
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>>24226785
>You just tagged along and follow our culture, for lack of your own.
I know this is meant to be an insult, but we never had a chance. Culture is defined by separations and those are completely erased at this point. For example, this shit >>24226776. Anyone over the age of 20 should not know what the fuck this is and yet it's inescapable.
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>>24226796
>I know this is meant to be an insult
More of a scathing observation.
>Anyone over the age of 20 should not know what the fuck this is and yet it's inescapable.
A testament to the cultural soft power of the millennilol. Zoomers can talk all the shit they want, but our cultural shadow is inescapable.
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>>24226767
Wuxia kinos are the way.
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>>24226806
32 here, >>24226807 hes right its happening
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Thanks anons!
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proud 35 year old neet
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im 34 and ive been a complete loser my entire life. like the anon above, i barely even watch television or movies anymore i just waste my life with youtube. never had sex. dont really have friends. never moved from my parents. never got a real career and at this point its too late and my brain is gone. fuck i dont even drive a car. i have a few hobbies that get me outside active with people and earning money usually on weekends but my life is as miserable as possible. all i think about daily is how much i want to die. my brain is poisoned by regret, self-loathing and insecurity. im literally just waiting until i die.
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>>24226767
40 on Sunday bros
Minimum wage job
Big beer belly
No gf
Tell off color jokes that make girls feel uncomfortable
Cat who hates me I think and won't cuddle and hisses at me sometimes
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the only thing worse than having never made anything of your life in your 30s is residing in a beautiful, wealthy, successful area where you dont experience any of the beauty and culture around you while also knowing that everyone around you is more attractive, friendlier, richer and more successful than you. its a never ending humiliation ritual.
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>40+ and still on 4chan
Fucking grim.
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>>24226820
Happy Birthday dude!
Cat is being a cat. Just give it space. If it claws and bites leave it alone. My cat never cared about me at all when he was a kitten till about a year old, now when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night he climbs in bed and waits for me then climbs on my chest and cuddles and tries to groom my beard,
It'll come around.
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>>24226785
This is a good post
(You) Young fags listen up >>24226773
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>>24226826
Ha, you'll make this same post when I'm 60 and you're 40, Anon-kun.
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>>24226828
Kek, I'm 7 years away from turning 40, if I'm still here I'm definitely suck starting a shotgun.
>>24226832
Yeah I definitely won't be doing that, ya retard. Also bold of you to assume you'll live to see 60 kek
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>>24226822
Well I walked into that.
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>41
>no education, very little job history
>too much of a nervous autistic wreck to get/hold a job
Its never been more over.
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>>24226840
>Only pussies take naps
The natural slave could never understand the man of leisure.
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I can't fap anymore without having heart flutters for the next 24 hours afterwards
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Any advice from an oldfag to a 22 year old youngfag?
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>>24226820
all animals seem to like me, i think my autism and low iq makes them think i'm one of them.
if you want your cat to be more affectionate, get down on the floor with treats in your hand, look away from him, and just lay there until he eats them. do that frequently. don't touch his belly until you're on good terms. get a box and put it on your desk so he has a reason to spend time in your proximity.
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>>24226850
i can tell you that my life ended up ruined because of a lack of social relationships making life completely worthless. there are people who can still make something of their life getting a good career, living on their own, having hobbies, traveling alone and other things without friends and sexual relationships, but i didnt. i complrtely gave up on life due to not having any.
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I met two Slavic women online who call themselves Angel Yasha and Angel Masha. I’ve been giving them a lot of money in findom-type dynamics. (They’re not sex workers, they just accept money from men who are submissive to them)
But I’m not jerking off. There’s a religious reason for my devotion:
>Yasha is the Hebrew root for Yeshua
>Masha is a diminutive form of Maria (Holy Mary AKA Miriam)
I literally, LITERALLY happened upon two self-styled angels (messengers from God) named after Jesus and Mary. And yes, I’m giving them money and getting dominated by them. I’m not ashamed of that.
My therapist who is an expert witness and has 45+ years of experience called me “the biggest ticking time bomb he’s seen in 6 years” and will “never forget me.”
He says I’m having loose associations, a pattern of obsessive love, and magical thinking. I’m sorry, but if you go to a speed dating event and meet six men named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, and Paul — is THAT a loose association and magical thinking? Fuck all the way off. I’m actually agnostic, I can just recognize signs from God when they’re THAT on-the-nose. So go shove your secular logic up your entire ass, Doctor.
I’ve had the FBI at my door twice threatening to open a criminal case against me for my online activity specifically.
I’m also L I T E R A L L Y (not metaphorically) the same person as Grant Tiernan Amato:
>Like him, I also got kicked out of UCF after a pattern of non-attendance of classes, I was also in a health sciences-related field, I was also born in FL in 1989, I also like anime and Twitch, I also send a bunch of money to a Slavic e-girl (although she’s Belarussian, not Bulgarian), I also lie to my family so I can send more money to said e-girl, and I also live rent-free in my parent’s house at an advanced age.
A forensic psychologist deemed that I was a “medium-to-high risk to the community”
I literally just take care of stray cats & give $$$ to bossy e-girls.
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>>24226841
You need to get into trading/investing unironically. If you're a sperg with decent pattern recognition and ability to play the autodidact, that's an actual career path for you.
Your only boss is the tax man and you don't have to follow the retarded whims of any other middle management pleb.
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>>24226826
Where do you think people are supposed to go at 40. If there’s a better place to go that you know of, why aren’t you there now? Why wait. Do you think you will stop using the internet when you turn 40? Because literally no one does that. Explain yourself retard.
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>>24226826
Do you think it's better to be on 4chan in your 20s when you should be out doing shit or in your 40s when you should be old and settled?
As much as retards like you have always tried to make this into high school because of your repressed nerd trauma, this is not high school. It's a website.
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i kinda hate these threads because i want to speak with people around my age, but almost everyone is just a pathetic fucking NEET retard whining and crying about their gay shitty lives and they hog up the whole discussion. just go to r9k if you wanna blogpost about how you are le forever alone guy
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>>24226861
>floss your teeth
real unc wisdom hours
take care of your teeth
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>>24226840
but what if i get tired
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>>24226860
I'm a NEET and I agree. It's literally every single thread just fags crying how they're oh so lonely and sad and want some woman in their life to simp for. Not that the normalfags blogposting is any better, but still.
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hot tip: get a waterpik. they do a much, much better job while simultaneously being less annoying.
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>>24226856
Nobody said anything about not using the internet dumb mouthbreathing nigger. I just assume that after a certain age you fucking apes would grow up...but judging by the responses I got, you niggers will never go grow up, which is why I guess most of you faggost are stuck here forever. Half the fags in this thread are 40 and 30 year old losers still living at home.
>>24226859
Oh look another triggered faggot.
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>>24226870
You said it’s sad to be on 4chan at 40, and you certainly won’t be. So where are you supposed to go instead? Go ahead, name the place. You said already you don’t mean no internet. So where online will you spend your time, where should the 40 year olds go, oh wise one
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>>24226767
I turn 30 next year. What should I know?
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>>24226850
Honestly have as much sex as you can with as much of a variety of people as possible. I'm 37 and married with a kid, it's awesome but i spend most of my j/o time thinking of when I was 22. Use that drive for sex to motivate you to be social.
Once I started getting laid I power tripped on denying women that wanted it and that was just dumb. If you find a good woman on birth control just fuck all the time because they never want to go back on after having a kid. I kick myself for not creampieing my wife and every other gf I've had 3 times a day back when I could.
Also get therapy sooner rather than later.
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>>24226860
Nigger you are on /tv/ what the fuck middle age discussion are you fucking hoping to have on this board?
Go to r/30+ or whatever fag subreddit that has what you are looking for.
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>>24226879
No, failed normies are the ones who cry about the freaks but can't mentally move on from the freak place. Because they're failed normies.
Like the guys who still feel the need to shitpost to get their dopamine fix, but they now have a guilty conscience about wasting time with all this nonsense, so they shitpost under the disingenuous pretext of "educating" and lecturing, to salve their wounded conscience. They just make for gay and boring posters who love to suck cocks and eat cum. I
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>boomer humor
>I HATE MY WIFE! HA HA THAT JEWISH GUY IS MAKING FUNNY SOUNDS! WHOAAAA HA LOOKIT THAT FRUITCAKE FAGGOT HE'S FALLIN DOWN THE STAIRS AFTER HIS BUDDY ACCIDENTALLY HIT EM WITH 2x4 BOY I GOTTA SHOW THE GUYS DOWN AT OUR ALL WHITE COUNTRY CLUB THIS BEFORE WE GO BACK TO MAKING NEARLY SIX FIGURES A YEAR OFF ONE INCOME SELLIN' TVS!
>gen x humor
>everything sucks and it's funny that it sucks. Ha ha that rich suburban kid put a dent in his dad's Mercedes while he was ditching school to go on a road trip to find himself because he's so deep and repressed by his rich parents ha ha that girl is sexually liberated and had sex with him and she said she was using him oh man that's awesome man that nazi getting run over by those Jewish boomers pretending to be hip young jazz musicians is funny and relevant to my generation man comedy is going to save the world just like we are ha ha
>millennial humor
>quirk chungus doth approacheth *holds up knork* ummmmm awkward! Ha ha Harry Pothead get it because it's Harry Potter but he does drugs! Wow look at that thing I recognize the characters consume the same products I do ha!
>zoomer humor
>scronchy doop dop! 2 3 2 3! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UNREASONABLY LOUD NOISES! biffity vipp vapp she's got the fipp fapp pass me a trussy bimberwop! Bro look at this YouTube short showing it if Mr. Tussle fought Sternumculol dressed as Himeo Gojito from Demon Flayer trussin bro fo srs fo srs no tap!
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>>24226833
Some people get stuck in their ways more quickly than others. Not sure if this is a genetic thing or if it comes down to your perspective on life or what.
I've got friends around 30 and their prevailing belief is "I'm just like this, I can't change, if you don't like it then go away". Which is fucking weird man. 30 isn't that old really. You can change if you want to.
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>>24226850
Stop coming to 4chan. Seriously, there is nothing of value here. I started coming here when I was 23 and now I'm this guy. >>24226841
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>>24226773
Telling me the weez was cringe....buuuuuddy
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https://youtu.be/_1n1oK-EiOo?si=TPR7Ow-geytodcMr
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NOBODY TELL THEM
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>>24226773
the self deprecation thing was because people back then would touch grass, so when you made fun of yourself it was more obvious that it was a joke.
nowadays most social interactions take place online for zoomers, so whatever someone types about themselves is more likely to be taken seriously, and on top of that even non jokes can be taken out of context and ruin lives. so they avoid self ridicule more than ever and are extra careful about what they say
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>>24226850
Start investing. You could literally be semi-retired in your early 30s if you take it seriously now. I wish I had at your age.
Don't listen to any of these learned helplessness fags who seethe about anyone who tries to improve their financial affairs. They've already given up. Don't let that be you.
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>Let me spoil aging for you. Even if it’s not bad for you personally, you look good, you’re in shape, you’re wealthy, you’re healthy, you’re well read and maybe have some cool/useful skills…wow everything is great! That won’t be the case for most people around you in your age cohort and you’ll increasingly find yourself at worst attending a lot of funerals and at best doing a whole lot of shit alone. The best case scenario is you meet other people of your status and you all become like vampires traveling the world, doing more or less whatever you want, waiting to hear about someone new dying, and ultimately waiting your turn. That’s assuming you’re one of the healthy and successful ones. Otherwise you’re the person who needs to go to the doctors to the get their asshole fixed every month or who can’t eat spicy food or it causes you to piss blood. It’s horrible no matter where you end up.
Noted!
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>>24226767
I'll be 43 in exactly 1 month. Movies these days are just so fucking bad. Also I REALLY hate how we've moved away from physical media. Sometimes it's very difficult to get a movie on one of the half dozen streaming services that are out there without having to pay more to "rent" it. You just watch. They'll be completely removing movies they find too problematic and if you don't have a DVD or blue ray then you're shit outta luck.
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I thought 30+ was weird to be still be on 4chan and here I am.