You have to promise that you won't post this again if BTC reaches your target.

>>62110709
El monstruo.

is jordan peele doing a bitcoin movie?

>>62111454
yes
a black man is trying to buy bitcoin, but evil whitey keeps trying to stop him

>>62110709
those are rookie numbers

>>62113503
retard

>>62113313
liar
the black man is trying to steal the bitcoin
he meets up with the guy and is like
>ay nigga open that wallet up
and the btc hodler is like
>uhh uhh okay here
and pulls his phone out and shows him a wallet that has 0.0147 BTC in it, and the black man is all
>nigga this a decoy
>open da real wallet or imma pop yo ass
and the guy is all
>uhh uhhhhh uhhhh
>I uhhh I don't know what you're t-talking about
and then the black man cocks his gun and points it at the btc hodler's head and says
>are you ready to die mofucka?
and the hodler is like
>oh god please no
>please I have a family
and the black man is like
>then open the real wallet nigga!!
>I'mma count to 3
>1...
and the hodler is all fumbling with his phoone and then
>2....
finally pulls out the real wallet and shows it to the black man
>3
>BANG
and he shoots him anyway
>ha ha ha I'm a black man
and then he takes the open wallet with 55 BTC on it and sends it to his wallet, but there was a cop standing literally right there at the end of the road who saw the robbery and the rest of the movie is abut him tracking down the black man but like trying not to appear racist about it

best thread on /biz/ right now