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will owning one of these Malibu beachfront mansions enable me to continuous sex with hundreds of young hot American girls?
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>>62117247
Apparently the guys living in Manhattan are all homosexuals, because there have been numerous stories in the MSM about how Manhattan women can't get dates.
So, probably the few straight guys living in Manhattan are cleaning up. At least if they're a minimum of six feet tall, make mid-six-figures annually, and drive a Lamborghini.
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>>62117049
I used to work in Malibu. It's pretty dead honestly, you'd need to go somewhere else to get the girls. Even the Pepperdine girls don't hang much there.
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>>62117235
And the poor dont spend money on pussy. Choose a struggle nigguh.
Also I wanna add that these properties are owned by utter retards. There is an insane amount of cleaning required for these fucking mcmansions with wannabe resort features like the hot tub and the greenery. Just get a fucking hotel room.
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>>62119282
I was just at vintage grocers yesterday hitting on some 23 year old blonde with hard nipples and a midriff see through shirt. Staring away as I got a lb of sliced brisket to go. $23 a lb it was nice meeting you Fiona. Op grab the mansion and I’ll supply the pussy, I only live like 20 mins away.
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>>62119361
Theyvmake god tier Airbnb's though. You can vacation in them yourself a few weeks out the year then the rest of the time rent it out to other wannabes for wildly inflated rates which cover all upkeep and maintenance.
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>>62119730
You cant rent these sorts of things out consistently to really turn a buck. Even if you could any damage done or additional maintainence you have to bother the tenant about would drive you up a wall. These things are for sale because they are such ultimately wasted money. Shit the entire rent thing even is not as lucrative of a meme as the ignorant public tries to sell you on. Property owners are such fucking hardasses not because they are making money hand over fist on them but because they have dealt with assholes and sucker punches $$$wise to fix shit.
And personally if im having a vacation I could seriously care less about a "home" for it. My own travels tell me if im taking a break I just wanna be at my real home or in a hotel in a city I dont know shit about because that way im closer to seeing the sights.