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open the fuckin strait

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>>62120101
10.000 kbbls/d oil is missing, fertilizer even worse. People going to start walking somewhere if they are hungry and no relive in sight.

>>62120101
Why not just nuke Iran and move on? Nobody likes them anyways.

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>>62120101
>>62120217
>i know basic news everyone knows
>i know less than investment banks, hedge funds, governments
wow

>>62120101
>only makes things worse
It only made things worse for Iran though. I guess it was just the will of Allah.

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>>62120101
US capitulation is already priced in, bobo.

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>>62120101
Shutup bobina

>>62120101
europe has 6 weeks of jet fuel left, there are already flight cancelations. one of australia's 2 oil refineries went up in flames while their prime minister is celebrating spending 2 days abroad to get 26 hours worth of fuel for their country. uk is preparing for food shortages. fun times ahead for bobo!

>>62121495
and the EU will literally freeze to death in winter due to Russia invading Ukraine... wait... that didnt happen

If governments are shorting oil then that means eventually we'd get the mother of all short squeezes assuming the Iranians are chad enough to keep it closed.

>>62121505
now you realize how stupid oil bagholders are

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>>62121508
idk why oil going up makes some people seethe so much, its the most logical thing lol. Way more logical than the s&p making new ATHs every other day.

>>62120217
What are kabibbles per d?

>>62121548
bbls = barrels
k = 1000x
d = day

>>62121556
Copy that.

>>62121556
bbls = blue barrels

Standard Oil was the biggest game in town for a long time, and their oil barrels were painted blue, and rapidly became the standard barrel size in the industry. Oil barrels of that size became known as "blue barrels" whether they were actual blue-painted Standard Oil barrels or not.

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>>62121326

Brer Trump punched the Tar Baby. Comical shit.

>>62120291
>i know basic news everyone knows
>i know less than investment banks, hedge funds, governments

Banks and NPCs: famous for being correct about everything and never being blinded by greed.

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>>62120101
Bear gf

>>62122745
Bear wife

>>62120101
well my option expires in less than 24 hours so it won't matter

i wish a hot girl would hug me

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bobina is a fucking WHORE

>>62120291
>>62122624
you write like women

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>>62120101
I'm always astounded by how beloved Bobina is by this board but that Mumette, Crabitha, and Swanica are all rarely used comparatively.

Yeah but yknow, if I sold right now, I'd win.

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>>62121505
>>62121508
>>62121520
what in tarnation
i still don't understand what happened with the previous short squeeze a few years ago, or what a short squeeze is

>>62122948
its literally one guy posting it, so he can subtly shill his coin.

>>62120101
i would pay $2m to be bobo in this pic

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>>62120101
>humanely possible
>humanely
>human

>>62123008
>someone sees something is poised to do badly, think "this things fucked 100%", bets on it doing badly by going to somebody with shares, telling them to sell today and give them the money from the sale, and in X days they will come back and give them the exact amount of shares they had sold for them (you want them to be cheaper to buy back so you make money)
>The thing in question potentially doesn't get fucked, and infact goes higher than the price it was sold at for them
>Puts the short seller in a shitty position to where they either have to put more money up to close their short sale via either closing and buying the shares at the higher price, or having to put up more collateral while paying interest to keep the short open in the hopes that it swings back in their favor (what that previous short squeeze you eluded to continues to do and continues to obfuscate)
>Is very bad when the short sale in question is done in excess of both the short sellers funds (leverage) and the amount of shares that are available (float) / exist (outstanding shares)
>worse still if/when the entity facilitating this transaction calls you and says "give me my fucking money" (margin call), because they themselves are broke because multiple other entities are doing the exact same thing to them and theyre technically liable for moving "the bag" around (and they can be margin called by their lines of credit)
>further compounded by whoever gets sold the shares then turns around and lets somebody else short them off their hands and so on and so forth ad infimum
>sometimes there aren't even any shares to begin with and they sell off phantom shares that you think you own and are real but are just complete bullshit because the person selling them to you couldn't find it / were unable to borrow it
>This happens all day everyday across every stock and every market while the dtcc (the central counterparty that has to pay everybody out) does absolutely fuck all
Hope this helps!

>>62123008
When you go short, you MUST buy at some point to close the position.
When you short a stonk, you're borrowing the stonk from someone else and immediately selling at current price. You have to re-buy that stonk at some point and return it to the lender (to close the position).
When you open a short position in futures, you are obligating yourself to sell something for <x> dollars a pop. You need to have the thing in the first place in order to sell it (duh). So if you don't have it to sell, you'd have to buy it in order to fulfill your obligation to sell.
You might not think of it that way, but that is what's happening, mechanically.
Ok.
A short squeeze is when the market looks at something that's massively shorted. The market sees this and says, "If we push price high enough, those shorts will all be stopped out and forced to BUY at a loss to close their position."

When BYND rallied last year, part of the motive was that there were so many shorts on BYND that "if we can hit their stop losses, it will trigger a colossal series of market buy orders."
When silver rallied earlier this year, part of the motive was that "Comex has shorted more silver than it can afford to sell IF price were high enough."
When GME happened so many years ago, part of the motive was "GME is massively shorted, and we want to hit their stops."

So America has been shorting oil to keep price down. Tamping it, as /pmg/ faggots say. This comes with a caveat: eventually America will have to execute all these short contracts. And if oil price is up bigly, oil will be short squeezed.
Hope this make some sense at all.

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>>62123339
ty, ty

>>62123008
>>62123339
In short (HA HA), a short squeeze is a stop hunt directed at short positions.

Bobo, where my hug?

>>62120280
Why not just nuke Israel and move on? Nobody likes them anyways.

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>>62120115
We don't need the strait

>>62123206
Bearbinaly?
>>62122901
She is not. She is a loyal wife and mother. She is known for teasing tho