8000 SPX WHEN?

If you call the suicide crisis hotline they just politely tell you to call someone who cares

LETS MAKE LOTS OF ﷼

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>>62121183
bobo pls

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thank you chip gods

>>62121188
Checked.


We will see massive gains today, inshallah.

Soxl rise

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>>62121189
100% Defense for the last few years.

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This is fucking bullshit, how did blockading someone else blockade cause such a reversal. It blatent market manipulation.

What the actual fuck.

>it moved when I wasn't looking
Damn I thought 7050 for the am move but didn't see the entry early.

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>>62121189

>>62121200
Imagine if chyna did a blockade of the blockade of the blockade, the market would instantly price oil at 50$!

>>62121200
advanced economics.

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>>62121200
If you subtract a negative number, it's like addition.

>>62121200
Iran only let their ships pass so now their ships can’t pass

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>>62121209
BASED AND ADVANCED MATHS PILLED

>He didn't buy GRRR

I'm LMAO'ing at your life.

>>62121213
The US also intends to seize Iranian oil on the water thus increasing the supply

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>>62121200
They know it's rigged
You know it's rigged
They know you know its rigged
They drop little clues and tweets so you know where to do the rigging.
Dont fight the rigging, make money on the rigging. Be one with the rigging.

TRIPS
AND
WE
RIPS
TO
7,111

>>62121200
The iran war is irrelevant you fucking troglodyte. I told you 2 weeks ago to buy or stay priced out forever you dumb cunt.

BB is now my only hope to recover my portfolio from shorting this rally, please hit $6 in the next 3 weeks.

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>>62121222
CHECKED

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amdbros....we can't stop winning!

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>>62121222

>>62121200
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want the little boy's soul boss.

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Are you enjoying all the nothing so far anon

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>oil pumping
Yeah I'm thinking that's bad

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>>62121236

>>62121236
She cute. I wish she would jump on my back hard enough to almost make me stumble but I regain my balance and she says she loves me

>>62121236
no now i'm bored those two weeks of happenings in march was the best time of my life

>>62121249
Oh boo boo earning money is boring

>>62121230
>AdvancedMoneyDoublerGODS

Now we get to laugh at TSMC baggies
kek baggies

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Advanced Millionaire Direction

>>62121248
I like her shirt. I would wear it next I want to make gookfu go crazy boss,.

>>62121183
But is there still water in the pool?>>62121222
Awwwww shit son!

>>62121183
Just be on the moon side, dingus

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We’re tapping emergency bank funding despite 12 neon Green Days!

Do you hear ME BUSSYYYY!!!!!!!!!

POOOMPPPPP! POOOOOOOOOOMP IF YOU LOVE THE GODS!

>>62121255
i'm not making any money anymore and literally not being bored is the only thing I care about

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>>62121221
You got to understand that when /biz/anons were told to leave their emotions at the door in order to start trading they completely ignored it and have no one but themselves to blame. I'm not rich enough to slurp all the opportunities but there was so much stuff you could buy and then sell a week later for a tidy profit or hold for longer just by looking at what the indicators were doing.

>>62121269
Why aren't you making money- exactly?

Soxl that's the wrong direction

GOODBYE MICRON
AHAHAHAHAH

>>62121271
because I'm not a buy and hold nigger I actively day trade. I make a lot more money off volatility then I do when the line goes straight up. I also lose a lot less money when the line dips

>>62121196
bismillah bobo will not let me go

>>62121290
Well maybe that's why you're not making money. Scalpgods lose in this market

>RUGS
>IMMEDIATELY RECOVERS

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The absolute winning streaks record on the S&P500 is 14 days, between March 26 and April 15 1971.

>>62121298
Last Friday was red though

>>62121301
True

>>62121269
But is making money entertaining or does it not help against being bored. You aren't exactly clear on that

>>62121298
Is it still considered "Winning" if it's just a V-shaped recovery back to where it would have been?

>>62121290
>I make a lot more money off volatility
Well it's been _extremely_ volatile. Why aren't you making money?

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UHOH STINKY POOPOO
WHO'S GONNA BE THE BIGGER BAGGIE
SPYJAKS AND VOOMERS OR OILCHUDS

TAKE YOUR BETS

>>62121298
How the FUCK did the markets go up for 14 days during the middle of the Bangladesh Liberation War? Was the market rigged back then too?

>>62121301
Fug that's right. Well, NASDAQ-100 just had a 11 days winning streak, the record is 12 days in March 1992

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>>62121293
Yes that's exactly why I'm not making any money that's what I said.

>>62121312
Are you going to change it?

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>the marker is rigged
Is there a bigger cope then this? Just admit you're fucking stupid and didn't call it right

ceasefire is fake and gay and Hezbollah didn't agree to it. Israel said they wouldn't withdraw or stop bombing the biblical towns anyway

>>62121306
It has been an unvolatile past 7 days.
I'll make about 1800 bucks this week but that's from trades I opened last month. I haven't opened very many new trades this week

>>62121219
That doesn't increase the supply. The Iranian oil was going to be sold anyway, to China if no one else

>>62121312
is Melania smart

uuuh bros, why is oil up +3.4% suddenly

>>62121316
My therapist says if I have to change anything about myself it means my partner doesn't genuinely love the real me

>>62121328
Women are generally peak midwit so it's possible she's smarter than her husband the magic retard

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>>62121308
>Was the market rigged back then too?
yeah, but not as efficiently as it is today.

>>62121328
She married a billionaire. That was pretty smart of her boss.

>>62121331
That is really gay

>>62121323
>It has been an unvolatile past 7 days.
no it absolutely as not lol it's moved 4%

>>62121330
don't worry about it

>>62121323
>1800 bucks this week
For me that was Tuesday.

>>62121320
it can be both babe.

brent passing 100$ again even on hopium

>>62121316
I'm slowly acccruing south american oil companies at this time if you must know. But it is boring

>>62121337
as I said it's a boring week for me

>>62121331
>melania
idk whether to feel bad for her or not. that gif made me feel bad

>>62121333
At least you were smart enough to marry a woman that can turn a rat and a leather belt into soup since that's all youll be eating with those shitty puts you bought for the next 2 weeks.

>>62121331
>Mentally ill faggot who sees a shrink thinks Trump is a retard.
lmao

>>62121335
moving straight up isn't volatility according to my friend Mr. VIX

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We need another peace deal

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>>62121350

>>62121350
at least I was lying about talking to a therapist and you're genuinely truthfully a tripfag out in public for everyone to see for like the past 8 years shut the fuck up baggot

market's shit, I'm not buying back into oil before Iran fires another missile

>>62121352
we literally just got one

>>62121360
If that was true oil wouldn't be going up

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MSFT is still 22% off its ATH

>>62121200
It did nothing. That's the point. America lost a war and surrendered all their demands to iran in order to save the stock market. I cannot think of something more bullish.

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Don't worry, bloodthirsty nihilists. Just a round of post of Walter Bloomber, Axios and The Kobeissi letter and we'll have another pump.

This is gonna end so bad.

>>62121359
Today was unironically the pivot point though. Screenshot this post. If that wasn't clear enough, 90s is the low point in the foreseeable future. It will go down at some point, but this is the floor for the coming months. Not saying it'll go to 150 either, that was always dumb and wouldn't last anyway, demand destruction would occur. But buying oil companies that got dumped -10% recently, and will have good earnings AND good divies + exceptional divies is a comfy play for the next few months.

>>62121351
VIX being low just means realized vol has been greater than implied, ie calls were cheap on the way up since the move wasn't priced in. This is the kind of situation I thought you'd make money in since the market has been more volatile than expected.

What are you doing exactly? If you're SHORT vol I'd understand not making money on this volatility.

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Wtf is going on with Polaris?
Wild pumps and dumps recently.

>>62121364
>it did nothing
It put more economic pressure on Iran to end the war by stopping them from selling their oil . an opposite move to their clown policy of unsanctioning Iranian crude at the beginning of the war .

Not a ton a big difference but still something

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>>62121189
I'm poor and not stupid: ALL IN SOX

>>62121358
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A MENTALLY ILL LIBERAL BUTT PLUG WEARING JAM BOY BOSS
hahahahaha

>>62121368
i'm buying back into oil if we go under 92$ again

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entire global market depends on israel not attacking muslims for a few days. not judging just noticing and no, muslims arent better I dont trust either of them. how come its always these two somehow its never christians... really makes you think

why is ukoil at 100 bucks? thats insane

>>62121365
So this is the allcaps guy

>>62121360
It's an Israeli ceasefire. They will keep bombing anyway.

>>62121370
yea miss me with the nerd shit VIX goes up when market goes down
I am short vol but also I sold my calls too early and I'm scared to jump back in

>>62121390
>Israeli ceasefire
there needs to be a wikipedia page that explains what this euphemism means like this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning

>>62121393
It's never too early to sell, only too late boss.

>>62121371
They are heavily exposed to tarrifs the affect the Canada US trade .
Trump will have to TACO on Canada though due to the cost of living rises caused by epic furry so buy the dip and also long DOO

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>>62121385
I know right? Absolutely insane. May is basically tomorrow, and futures are still pricing the Hormussy open in 15 days. Should indeed be at least around 120 to be closer to the physical prices.

>>62121397
post gookfu tits or GTFO

>>62121393
>I am short vol
then you don't make money when it's volatile! you do the opposite man lol. so not making in the last week makes total sense, you need implied vol > realized vol, and last 7 days we had the opposite and it was more volatile than expected.

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>>62121396
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>62121344
ha nah Slavic women only marry for money she’s in paradise

>>62121402
yea sure thing buddy that's why my svix csps are appreciating in value since the line started going up last week
you sound like you read books you dumb nerd

>>62121401
I will do neither, jam boy.

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Uh gays, CHECK OUT OIL COMPUTER SERVICES!

I got a BAD feeling bout this one sarge, a real bad feeling.

> I literally baked this thread at the top
I’m sorry bros

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>>62121421
Still closed

>>62121423
It's okay, I've been telling all you retards to get your puts, I'm sure at least somebody listened to me, and is therefor winning, boss.

I'm genuinely worried for Iran. They're fighting two of the most barbaric, savage nations the world has ever seen and literally nobody is helping them. The US would happily bomb every single power plant in Iran and suffer zero consequences. It's just not a fair fight.

>>62121402
VIX is weighted towards puts though I thought, so you don't make money really even if vol technically increases to the upside.

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FUUAACK I'M LOVING AI AND BUYING AND LONGING TSMC.

Don't buy oil yet until we get at least one strategic truth release
That's the dip you buy

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Any invested in the critical earth / rare minerals sector? UAMY lookin good recently with all this tariff heating up between CN and US

uhoh looks like relief tweets and truth posts are not working, bussy working overtime to short oil with the japanese

>>62121435
why the fuck would I invest in something called anti-money??

>>62121441
Because when the value of your money goes down, antimoney rises.

>>62121427
They could of course, give us all their oil, and stop praying to the East. What they are going through is entirely a result of their own stubbornness boss.

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>>62121423
The market is bisexual and bipolar, the best fuck. Today's top is tomorrow's bottom. So sayeth Biztrodamus.

You will always regret selling, you will always be pained holding, you will always be too eager to buy. Accept that emotional toil is the true cost of playing markets, sit back, long GRRR and let it all play out.

The chuddha's not laughing because the world is going his way.

He smiles, because the world is just going.

>>62121427
Pretty sure bombing back the GCC states' oil industry would make the US, and everyone else for that matter, suffer consequences. A lot of people would then be advised to make sure they get a good place under a bridge to pitch their tent, those places are far and few between

>>62121444
damn son I just immediately got BTFO by logic and facts

>>62121421
I really like this picture. Mind if I save it?

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>>62121441
but what if anti-money is pro-profit

>>62121448
and digits, you got BTFO by digits too boss.

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How do you guys deal with market swings?

>>62121452
that was implied in the facts part dumbass
dont you have a trucker to suck off or something

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me when sndk goes down

>>62121453
When stock fall I sell, when they recover I buy. Simple as.

>>62121453
Swinging is basically NTR bro

When I buy the historical top it's supposed to keep going up what is happening

It's over.

>>62121453
i buy stocks i want to buy at lower prices.

>>62121457
Too busy watching my put options go TO THE MOON boss.

>>62121453
>A reputable happy ending dealer
lmao what?

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Pump the oil tooo!!!!


Pump it all!!!

It alll has to go up or it’s fucking over do you hear me bussy!!!! Itlll be fucking OVER!!!! Everything must be neon fucking green or the whole things is going to roll over!!!!! Do you hearereeee me busssyyyy!!!! All of it green!!!!!!!

>>62121453
I buy low and sell high but I recommend you do the opposite

NIGGER THURSDAYYYYYYY

>>62121416
How you profit will depend on what you're trading of course. Obviously if you're short VIX it keeps dropping, then yeah of course you'd make money on it. But VIX is implied vol not realized. And any rate this is all short vol.

When you said 'I make money on volatility', I assumed you meant you made money when it's volatile, so it didn't make sense initially, but it sounds like you're a thetagang style vol trader where you're actually short vol..

>>62121428
Part of it is the weighting doing that (a lower strike ends up being a larger weight since it's calculated as 1 / strike^2), so OTM puts get more weight than OTM calls) but as you know puts also naturally run at a higher premium (for equities anyway). IDK much about VIX trading but I do know it has weird second order effects that can make it particularly complicated / special cased. But you're saying calls on VIX wouldn't print if VIX spiked?

WTI +4%, just sayin'
Eagerly awaiting for the Axios "news"

>>62121453
Have cash

>>62121453
I buy high and sell higher

>>62121472
thank you jerome

>>62121453
@grok
does this place offer reputable happy endings?

this can't keep happening to me

Mr. President my stocks are broken please do the needful

Why do idiots think it's even possible for Oil to go to $200? The USA will hook up the treasury computer to their broker and start printing infinite shorts before it even reaches $120.

>>62121478
i talk a lot of shit but i appreciate your nerd shit you're such a babe i love you

Ten day ceasefire to start today at 5pm.

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>>62121453
i gave up on trading because i did a seven year performance review and it indicated i underperformed the market for the trouble. if i worked really hard and was really careful I could beat it slightly. some years. and not long term.

so i just dca now. 2x because it's slightly less boring.

ceasefire part 2: the pump starts tomorrow

+4.20%, BESSENT, WHY AREN'T U SHORTING OIL
BESSENT?

>>62121478
No I'm just saying I think that anons point of VIX only making money on downside vol is correct, your saying it's been volatile because you see volatility increasing on calls, which while true does not translate into realized volatility on VIX is my understanding due to the put weighting. So yes, calls on VIX would print if it went up, but it doesn't go up when the market goes up, and anon probably incorrectly said he was short vol.

/NAK/ brothers, our time is nigh

>>62121503
two blockades = positive
two ceasefires = negative
TWO MORE SCOOPS

>>62121507
kek please i'm begging you check in to gloat when it hits 2.50 so I remember to short it for like the 8th time in 8 years

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Today was the top until early 2028.

>>62121511
>its just my harry potter and star wars movies

>>62121506
>your saying it's been volatile because you see volatility increasing on calls
I meant that the SPX itself had been very volatile in the last seven days. Calls were therefore cheap. I didn't realize he was trading and referring to VIX until he mentioned it. But yeah otherwise in agreeance there

What crazy to me about bobos is that they don’t even buy. That the crazy shit.

They are all expecting 60% drawdowns.

>>62121511
What dumb movie is this? Why does he need to explain the basics of interest rates and credit availability to these people?

GTE posts earnings April 30th including revenue up to March 31st
they be shipping that sweet medium heavy crude that all the refineries in Asia love so much
could be a beat

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KNEEL

>>62121200
Bear market rallies are a killer, best to stay out entirely.

>>62121517
That's every movie. The writers think they're smarter than everybody else and everybody else needs everything explained, preferably by nude celebrities in a bubble bath but bearded character actors can get the job done too.

>>62121515
my favorite ideological bobo path is when they eventually come to the conclusion that fiat currency is also doomed to fail and therefore they need to be trading metals and crypto only and also building bunkers and filling them with MREs

brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Is RESTORE Britain useful for Brent?

>>62121510
Will do, brown brother

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>>62121527
reminds me of an old linux meme where the linux user sees a friend on a bus and he explains he's in community college for the last 4 years and spergs off about freeware and the apple chad gives him this look

>>62121517
It’s called “Too Big to Fail” Giamatti plays Ben Bernake.

Man, I hate this
Opened calls expecting great wealth today, like the last 3 days.

I am now double digits, who fucking talked? Trump? Fuck this market unless I'm making money, fuck you all!

>>62121531
>will this one issue party be good for the economy
No

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>>62121517
it's a show about how hollywood writers think hedge fund managers act. Just hors of the biggest self-fellating honkies all jerking each other off about who's smarter (hint: all retarded).

>had a irresistable nap
>missed the dip while the nap
fuck me

>>62121531
they gonna take power? No
they gonna drill the north sea? See above.

>>62121538
oh shit i thought it was Billions. I got a viseral reaction to even just imaginging that slop posted here

>>62121492
I've made my mistake?

Damn I wonder if I should sell all my SOXL
I'm up 145% on it

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>>62121541
>self-fellating honkies
That's cute.

I hate dips, it's never enough to buy a reasonable call and make giga money. Fuck today, fuck Friday too, it'll be shit as well!

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>oil pumping along side indexes
yeah just pump everything except metals haha
pump it to za moon
haha!

>>62121555
checked and rekt

>>62121552
kek wait til you find out why Israel bars genetic testing for the diaspora (they're all european)

>>62121555
I hate dip buyers and slurperinos who have permanently removed the fear and ability for the market to really crash. the fact it's structurally unruggable makes is so fake and far from equilibrium

>>62121550
if you have to ask yes
i didnt sell my 155% coinbase gains and had to sell it for break even then

>>62121557
You didn’t dump your silver at $115 and put it in stocks?

>>62121511
The courage to act

I'm going to become an Uber driver

>>62121285
Lol, lmao even

what is happening? there is a cease fire in lebanon too now, peace seems close. why is oil going up?

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>presents

>>62121563
no
fuck me
i bought at 108 ish
x3
dont ask how red i am

>>62121543
Ive been sick with what feels like might be Wuhan Virus for three days now, the 1 hour nap I just took was more satisfying than the last three nights of sleep

>>62121568
That's a great ambition. You can't be a jam boy or shine shoes forever, kiddo.

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>>62121526
>everybody else needs everything explained, preferably by nude celebrities in a bubble bath
That’s based though.

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>FULL FUCKING SEND DO UOU HEAR ME! PPT! CIA SLUSH FUNDS! DUMP YOUR WITHHOLDINGS! REMOVE THE PDT RULE! FHLB LOAD! UNSECURED OVERNIGHT LENDING! STANDING REPO FACILITY! 13 (3)!

WE NEEED FUCKKING LIQUUUUUIIIIDDDDIIIIITYYY HEREEEEEEE!!!

>>62121568
you wanna buy my 2016 prius for 14k?

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this is what will happen

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>>62121560
>equilibrium
please define what you think this is in the market context

>>62121590
Based

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700 is the new bottom. yeah yeah I dont like it either but it is what it is.

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>MU

>>62121600
HAHAHAH
literally biz

>>62121590
I enjoy some squiggly cheapies

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>>62121590
BASED BASED BASED
SO BASED

>>62121600
>paper traders vs real traders

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I am pleading with you people to take some profits. The gains in the past 2 weeks are outrageous. You are witnessing something that is exceeding a 3 sigma event.
This happens exceptionally rarely and does not persist afterwards. The market is not going to let you keep what you have if you stay in it.

>>62121603
noooooooooooooo you cant just use AI to do your job better

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>>62121590

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>>62121617
But I just bogled.

>>62121590
So we should buy the dip in August?

I sold shortly before easter, took a lot of profit but I missed out on almost double that by now
How do I stop feeling suicidal

>>62121633
kysing ends all suicidal thoughts 100% guarantee

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>>62121176
WHOOOP WHOOP

AIRSPEED

PULL UP

WHOOP WHOOP

>>62121630
whatever you do, avoid taking my advice at all cost. I'm gonna keep buying put spreads here with laddered expiries from May to July.

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>>62121600
I always feel sad for that girl, have this instead

Edging bobina this hard is going to lead to the single largest spine bending spine quivering hip bucking squirt in market history.

>>62121617
current level isn't that far above the range of the extended crab leading in to the initial war uncertainty dive. it isn't overextended as such despite the speed of the rebound.

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>>62121617
>take some profits

>>62121642
thank you :)

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PLANET CHADS ASSEMBLE!

>>62121646
What is concerning in the move is the lack of volume following through, see >>62121590. The golden line is a 30 day rolling VWAP. It hasn't even bounced back since the lows, and the spread between the 200SMA (blue line), 30RVWAP and price is huge right now.

These eventually all converge, so either price comes down a bit or the volume over time gets pulled up, either through prolonged crabbing or more bullish activity. But given the extreme movements and total lack of volume following the move, I'd bet on price mean reverting down from here..

Note I'm not saying these indicators have any predictive ability, just that they do technically have to converge eventually and that when considering the RVWAP, volume has not been buying into this rally.

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>>62121642
bless

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>>62121511
kek academia is so gay and retarded

>>62121639
RETARD RETARD

>>62121659
this is the one stock i hate selling puts on
i should just buy calls

>>62121660
Also OPEX is this Friday, so dealers will be repositioned going into the next four weeks, which puts a plunge back on the menu..

>SPY: -0.000034%

Holy fuck the desperation kek

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>>62121590
you forgot to factor in TACO tuesday

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>>62121681
>>SPY: -0.000034%

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>>62121662
ok ok, that one was not bad.

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Excuse me why is SPY not at $710 already

>>62121688
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

>>62121686
It actually is though.

Pumping that hard on zero volume is worse than -1% on moderate volume.

someone wake up jarome

>>62121685
Another anon pointed out it will be a nigger TACO this time. Makes sense to me with markets being at ATHs, Trumbo knows he has room to dump.

MY THREAD WAS THE TOP SIGNAL AHHHH WTF WE’RE RED ALMIGHTY DUMP

>>62121701
Inshallah

so I should double down on my SPY puts is what you're sayin?

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>>62121681
Yeah....
Wonder why after 3 days of fucking UP, this shit happens. Fucking killed my entire DAY, this was my fucking ticket!

I got nothing to sell. I got oil and metals. Can't sell oil because war keep grinding. Can't sell metals because low when oil high.

bobobros.....

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Are you wearing your SOXS, anon?

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I don't feel so good Bobo bros...

>>62121686
PLEASE STEP ON MY COCK MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

>>62121731
why put on SOXS when you can go naked SOXL calls?

>>62121739
Many say this.

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>PL

>>62121687
Why does everyone toy with the penguin girl's emotions so much?

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>>62121709
You really shouldn’t be able to handle money in the first place if you’re buying calls at these levels.

The casino does not make money on low volume constant rises.

It should be extremely obvious you that there is a massive 2008 level shortage of liquidity and that making money doesn’t matter, all that matters is that on the books these assets are valued at a high enough price not to trigger total financial meltdown and margin calling

>>62121435
Currently looking into it since there does seem to be a recent increase in interest in it. The big man himself, Rick Rule, has mentioned uranium but it was alongside more common stuff like copper and silver. I've been watching uranium recently and it has been increasing steadily though it has always been volatile; good purchase if you're playing the really long game I'm guessing. I also know scandium is hot amongst some penny stock redditors so think of that what you will.

>>62121748
>PlanetFUCKINGgods

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>>62121750
she likes being bullied

>>62121757
Please stop it makes me sad

>>62121757
Post the one where she gets boiled alive

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should I sell?

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>>62121183
That's the kind of volatility you can squeeze some profits out of

SOXL wont drop and even if AI is a bubble as that doesn't stop the millions of data centers being built. Only thing stopping it is China taking over Taiwan, but that means the perfect time to sell AMD and go all into INTEL.

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>>62121764
We can send the whole ship to the moon

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holy shit BB is just gapping up nonstop today

>>62121770
>half of all data center projects cancelled
>still going up
>soxl will go higher

Based liquiditypig

>>62121590
im thinking itll fill the gap and retest the 200 then back up, barring a black swan. im happy in 25% MU 25% spx 50% cash

>>62121709
710 is a bit aggressive don’t you think?

I'm bagholding 50k silver shorts 98% underwater since december. When the fuck is silver correcting? Fucking rigged market

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>>62121770
half of 7 trillion dollars worth of ai datacenters is still 3.5 trillion dollars

>>62121777
damn I slept on blackberry good job anon

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Wtf I'm not +2% today?
What a disappointment.. feels like the market is losing steam

>>62121797
someone made a joke a few threads back about them announcing AI and going 500% so I grabbed some lol

>>62121801
i saw it mentioned, looks like their getting involved in military applications. sucking that sweet MIC tit

>>62121800
Steam isn't a public company retard

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>>62121804
HL3 confirmed when Steam IPOs?

>>62121801
A shoe company transitioned to AI and actually went +500%

Oil looks really bullish. I wonder if they ran out of shorts. We'll see.

>>62121807
There's never going to be a half-life three. They did the first half and then the second half, how do you get a third half? Chinese riddle boss.

>>62121785
Yeah I definitely see more downside than up here in the short term. I'll have to read the room if/when it drops and decide from there.. Plunge protection team has made it pretty clear they don't want this to tank, especially with midterms around the corner. Seems like the war can't come at the expense of the markets.

But with volume so light it's hard to say what the market is really pricing right now, aside from elevated uncertainty. I don't put much faith in the resiliency of current prices with volume being so thin, and all the factors that caused the drop in the first place are still there and only worse now, but market will just forward-look past whatever it doesn't like...

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>Mumu-kun, I had shorts on every business in my village.

>>62121809
yeah exactly lol. im hoping spirit airlines does the same just cuz that'd be funny. they are apparently on the verge of liquidation with oil prices where they're at rn.

>>62121803
oh nice I didn't even see that. that's great news. maybe my $100 invested in calls will turn into $1k. I was surprised to see TSLA wasn't mentioned in the that recent news of automakers being prompted for defense contracting.

>>62121814
We could get a Blue Shift 2 or Opposing Force 2 though

the 3:00pm money printer being turned on again

I'm up 20% on GOOG, does I cash out yet

>>62121592
an equilibrium would be when there's not actors that can single handedly inject infinite liquidity and prop up the markets indefinitely, and manipulate the real world for the sake of keeping up the markets

>>62121221
Based and rigpilled

CRDO -5% today. its ok bro. you go up when you want to.

>>62121823
No, what we really need is a new JRPG where the protagonist is trans and you have to help them get gender affirmation care boss.

>>62121365
inb4 they kill the lebanese guy on his way to or in the white house

>>62121842
I hate lib anons as much as anybody else, but you're not supposed to shoot the messanger boss.

>>62121833
Transocean?

I pretty much don't enjoy a single person around me in my personal life and think millions need to fry to be happy. Any tickers for this feel

>>62121849
PLTR

>>62121849
Just buy a fucking rope and be done with it you miserable self centred prick.

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You guys use Claude for analysis?

>>62121851
Thanks will open the long shortly

>>62121852
No everyone else is the problem not me.

>>62121200
priced in

ORCL continues to do nicely. What I can't understand is why, and why now.

>>62121849
STZ, MO, PG

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>>62121856
You will have the blessings of the POTUS in doing so

>>62121854
so I sold my remaining company tokens to some Indian before they drop them.

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>>62121854
We haven't posted any of our highest IQ stock analysis material yet

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will begin to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have changed from positive to negative. Because returns are currently positive, that means the value of stocks is growing rather than shrinking. However, if returns switch to negative, then the value of stocks will shrink rather than grow. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. Until then though, stock values will continue moving upward rather than downward.

try now

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AMD
AVGO
MRVL

>>62121854
I don't see any mention of the n-word so I don't really trust this analysis

>>62121861
How did that work out for victor orban?

I literally coulda made 600k this year if I wasn't a huge pussy I hate myself holy kek fuck me IGGER

>>62121200
PAY THE COAL TOLL