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Shorted Oil. Longed Altcoins. Invested $0 in boomer stocks and Gold. 04/17/26(Fri)01:26:46 No.62123110

Shorted Oil. Longed Altcoins. Invested $0 in boomer stocks and Gold. Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:26:46 No.62123110 [Reply]▶

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I'm literally the worst trader that has ever existed.
I deserve this pain.

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)01:34:56 No.62123130

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:34:56 No.62123130▶

>shorted oil
nigga what is you doing

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)01:36:11 No.62123138

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:36:11 No.62123138▶

>>62123110
It’s never too late to invest in an S&P 500 mutual fund. Do that nigger 10% of monthly income a month for 20yrs

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)01:48:20 No.62123161

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:48:20 No.62123161▶

>>62123110
And what did you learn from this experience?

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)01:52:36 No.62123177

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:52:36 No.62123177▶

>>62123138
There is no etf giving 10% a month returns

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)01:53:16 No.62123181

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:53:16 No.62123181▶

>>62123177
He means putting 10% of your monthly income into the Shit and Piss 500

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:07:46 No.62123221

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:07:46 No.62123221▶

>>62123181
xd

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:10:51 No.62123230

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:10:51 No.62123230▶

>>62123177
As other nigger said 10% of your monthly income should go towards an S&P 500 mutual fund do that for 20 years and retire with 5mil. Which in 20years will be about one months rent lol.
But for real anon safe investments include S&P 500 and or bonds

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:13:33 No.62123233

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:13:33 No.62123233▶

>>62123110
I shorted HIM last night
Made like 10% in funding fees by the time I sold. Was a 10x on hyperliquid
Did a 2x
Decided to 40x long BTC immediately after
Got liquidated kek. There goes my fun money
Up $200 on stocks and $150 on my crypto portfolio though

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