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>It has to be a BOY robot and GIRL robot otherwise the audience might think these machines are GAY
2008 was a wild time

>>153242424
Feminine and masculine*
Robots are technically without genders
Gays perform those roles too, so it doesn't matter

>>153242424
Not everything revolves around you faggots.

>In the Axiom, you will survive
>I don't want to survive. I want to live
Great movie

>>153242342
PLAP PLAP
GET PLANT
PLAP PLAP

If you can't recite the BNL corporate jingle from memory, you have no business being in this thread.

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>>153241707
>Back forced input
>No lube

Sexy robot egg.

>>153242424
So its true, trannies have been trying to claim this recently.

>>153241707
Justice is revenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6n_PuM23z0

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>>153241707
Protect and serve human men.

Sorry trannies and blts, it's the rule of the universe. Have a robot, give it a smooth look or woman's voice then it's a woman. Give a robot a man's voice or make it angular, then it's a man. Even an AI with barely a shape (HAL) or no shape at all (Siri) and you just know.

>>153243269
Tard

>>153243209
I love these, got some more?

>>153241707
Floating onahole nakadashi mating press fat bastard

>/co/ is in fact gay enough to cry about the notion of robot girls
Sasuga

>>153243269
What do you call it when a robot has both curves and edges?

>>153243350
I think it’s the inverse

>>153243365
Bouba

>>153242852
Is there more to it than the "Buy 'n Laaaarge, Super Stooooooore" bit?

>>153241707
>Diretriz?

>>153243209
I love these, got some more?

>>153243391
I'll spoon feed you, anon.

Buy'n'Large, it's your super store
All you need
And so much more!
Happiness
Is what we sell
That's why
Everyone loves
BNL!

>>153242342
What does that even mean
Does Eve poop

>>153243391
See I always thought it was “we’re the superstars”

>>153243412
Not him but I think those are by Trawert or someone using his models

>>153242424
>omg a straight couple I'm going crazy!

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>>153241707
You know what you must do.

>>153242424
You're a faggot.

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Marry robots

>>153242424
U mad?

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>>153242424
*An autistic boy robot and his trigger-happy girl robot crush

>>153241707
Hold hands

>>153248597
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

>>153248708
hey man, Wall-E is a bro
and besides, I was into EVE way before you were, so you're actually third in line

>>153242424
If you actually took your time and learn about Wall-e, Wall-e and Eve are both based on Adam and Eve. Why do you think she's called that?

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>>153248708
>>153249257
No need to fight
There are enough EVEs for everyone

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>>153249460
...my MOTHE?

>>153242424
Everytime I think people calling this board /co/mblr is trite I come across an astoundingly faggy post like this proves me completely wrong

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>>153241707
wife

>>153242424
/co/mblr at its finest

>>153241707
>Serve the public trust
>Protect the innocent
>Uphold the law
>(insert joke about sexual use here)

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egg bot is not for sexual!

>>153252903
If not for sexual, then why buttplug shaped?

>>153253322
With that shape, once Eve goes in, she isn't coming out.

Need….EVE….Badly

>>153242424
EVE was my sexual awakening to realize I like girls actually. I was 18 years old.

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Too bad we never got another movie like this.

>>153256716
They watched hours of silent Charlie Chaplin movies to learn how to tell a story with no speaking for the first half hour of the movie.

You think modern day CalArts beanmouth idiots could even conceive of something like that?

>>153241707
I can no longer feel sympathy towards robot characters, now i only see them as propaganda for the eventual ai takeover. Yes, even optimus. Fuck robots.

>fuck robots
After you’ve married robots
Then impregnate robots
Raise families with robot wives

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>>153256716
I love EVE's design

>>153256716
She's so cute. It's easy to see why people fell in love with her.

>>153242861
FOREIGN CONTAMINANT

>>153257536
Optimus was a hypercuck

>>153256716
How is this movie still so good looking years after?

>>153252903
She literally looks like a vibrator/buttplug

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>>153256716
As an adult, Wall-E's lonesome existence in his "house" filled with all the random stuff he has found and collected just reminds me of my own living situation. Except of course there is no qt girl to whom I could showcase my autistic interests or share my life with.

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>>153258996
The Wild Robot fucking got me feeling like that. Fink is LITERALLY me
>Antisocial but desperate for someone to care about and BE cared about by
>Too pure for this world robot stumbles into his life and changes everything for the better

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>>153241707
"I am a Pilot Support Enlightenment Interface System. By helping my pilot achieve further and greater success, I accomplish my purpose of being."

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GOD HIS FUCKING FACE WHEN SHE ASKS HIM HOW YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND HE REALIZES SHE MEANS HER MATERNAL CONNECTION WITH BRIGHTBILL AND THEN WHEN HE'S BEGGING HER NOT TO LEAVE AT THE END BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO TELL HER SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>153258724
shut up Megatron

>>153242424
This is hetgem and not hetslop

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>>153258996
>>153259115

>>153241707
Now this is more like it!! A robot without hair.

>>153258996
WALL-E is one of the first "Literally Me" movies I've watched.

>>153261574
Impeccable find, anon.

>>153252254
> spoiler
Perpetuate robotics and the human species.

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>>153256716
Stanton didn't stop making movies after WALL-E, anon.

>>153253859
You just gotta put her in bottom first so she can propel herself back out.

>>153248597
I've obly seen the first 10 minutes of Wall E and you just convinced me to watch the rest

>>153242601
>Robots are technically without genders
No, robots are without sex. They can still be gendered.

Eve, for example, practically screams "female" despite being a machine:
>Named "Eve" (like, duh).
>Round, egg shaped body suggestive of reproduction.
>Programmed to find new life.
>Has what's effectively a womb in her abdomen to store the life she's collected.

They really couldn't be more obvious here.

>>153262889
When I first saw WALL-E, I was stationed overseas at an airbase in Iraq, stuck in the middle of the godforsaken desert, doing a rather boring and monotonous job day in and day out. I watched Wall-E's routine in the first part of the movie and said, "Damn, that's my life right there."

>>153258996
I think that's why I like it so much. I may never find my EVE, but I'm at least glad WALL-E did.

>>153263515
John carter damaged his career beyond repair, his newest movies are not the same.

>>153263832
>Round, egg shaped body
Yes
>suggestive of reproduction
No, it's just cause we think of girls as round and curved cause they tend to be round and curved when they mature. Why do people got to take a simple thing and make it bizarre by trying to make it sound way bigger and more significant than it is? "She looks like an egg and eggs are what females shit out so that means she's a girl." Christ.

>>153264480
This is not a gay movie and never will be. Eve is female, Wall e is male.

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>>153264089
How fitting is it that the guy who made an anti-capitalist movie like Wall-E then went on to strike the biggest blow to capitalism in movie history?

>>153264500
You need to learn to read, anon. I'm literally agreeing that the shape indicates female. Just disagreeing with the nonsense assertion that this is because chicken eggs make you think of women.

>>153241707
god the first twenty minutes of this movie were so good, shame it turned to generic love story slop with the most forced 'villain' in all of pixar. shoulda been a short about the dangers of letting the world go to shit and walle just doing his day to day

>>153265596
No, it should've been more of a love story about myself and EVE. Fuck the earth, who cares? I've got an ipod wife.

>>153242424
People thought Wall-E was a girl?

>>153241707
bot thread

How old was EVE btw, was she 700 years old or just a couple days?

>>153267453
old enough

>>153263515
He might as well have. I’m a John Carter apologist, but have you seen his newest movie? In the Blink of an Eye is so bad it made me lose any hope TS5 will even be decent. A sci-fi movie made by someone who has lost all touch.

Number Johnny five is aliiiiiiiiveeee

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>>153265596
>slop
Opinion discarded.

>>153267453
The recordings mentioning the procedure for when an EVE confirms life has returned to Earth featured Forthright before he left Earth himself so yeah they were presumably created at the very start of the exodus
Difference being she and the others were probably kept deactivated except for when they were brought out for surveys so she probably only experienced a few years of active time and not continuous centuries like Wall-E or AUTO

How do you have sex with EVE? There's literally nothing there.

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>>153241707
Still one of the best romances in a western animated movie to date.

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>>153242424
Well... Duh.

>>153269113
Huh, cool. I wonder what series was created first, Wall-e's, Eve's or Auto's

>>153269749
Wall-Es were probably a pre existing labor robot or adapted from one
Autopilots probably existed in some form as well before the garbage crisis hit
EVE probes are the machine I can see being created most recently, based on their generally sleek appearance and high tech they possess, plus their purpose not being very relevant for everyday life on Earth

That said, thinking on it now I don’t think EVEs were created specifically FOR surveying Earth. It always stood out as unusual when their full name is read out as EXTRATERRESTRIAL Vegetation Evaulator when their job was to check out a planet that is the DEFINITION of terrestrial. I always just kinda shoved the thought to the back of my mind again but only thinking about it now I figure the EVEs and perhaps their deployment ships must have been part of a program to explore other worlds to test for suitability to be colonized. Maybe BNL shut it down to keep humanity on one planet, or the crisis hit before exploration could begin in earnest. Either way I think the EVEs were meant to explore alien worlds and were reassigned to checking up on Earth

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I never noticed how each captain was in command for 120-140 years. Assuming captains take command around 30 or 40, that puts the lifespan of the average Axiom passenger between 150-180 years.

>>153270328
Maybe they were hookerbots repurposed? Instead of carrying seed in their body they carry seed in their body.

>>153270386
I assume Captains might get exclusive longevity treatments beyond the reach of a common passenger, company perks and all that