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Homestuck Fucking Sucks Edition

Qott Do you agree that Homestuck sucks?
(Who would you suck off???)

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>>153243556
Mutt!
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AMA Continued
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>>153243562
Nonnie Im gonna die a virgin
its over.
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>>153243610
chuddy shota
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chuddy shota
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>>153243556
>QOTT
Yes, obviously
(Nobody, I'd never give oral because that's gross)
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>>153243610
Do you actually hate Nellie? or is that a meme from the anons
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>>153243556
>Qott
Oh hell yeah it's terrible but it's also the only thing that has the things I like
>>153243555
>It works in Dirk's case because he's an egotripping control freak
This is the single stupidest take in that entire previous thread, maybe all threads over the past few days combined. You, sir, are a moron and this is the kind of thought process that a 12 year old girl writing her first slash fic has and is the reason the world needs REAL parenting classes.

Dirk would shatter and all the jagged little pieces of him would grind up and hollow out that poor child leaving them an even more broken mess than canon Dave.
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>>153243640
I actually do like nellie, she has been our most elusive character, shes actually quite interesting when we get to delve into her character more.

however, fat bitches offend me
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Somebody stop this fucking madwoman and her cat puns
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>>153243610
Have you need to learn some new skill meanwhile you worked on your mspfa? like maybe learn how to code and or had to make research on a topic outside your field of expertise?
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>>153243664
how can this be, whats wrong with being a little glutinous? whats wrong with you
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>>153243651
>hollow out
lucky kid doesn't know how good he's got it. plenty of people out there would kill to have their holes hollowed out by dirk
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>>153243610
Could you draw me dying because im an illiterate, lazy moron
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>>153243610
what is your writing process like?
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>>153243674
I learned basic Javascript and PHP while working on prisounebound, CSPA was a fun project i wanted to do to learn the coding, ultimately making it my mirror website. I also still rigorously study biblical theology in my off time that way i can implement into the story. I have yet to branch out into other topics im not familiar with
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>>153243556
>QOTT
Homosucks ballz.
I would suck dadbert, maybe idk.
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>>153243615
I could help you with that
The dying, not the virginity. Loser.
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>>153243610
Which character is your least favorite currently?
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>>153243699
oh that reminds me of a dirkjohn fic where dirk really says hes going to kill john, so he takes johns soul but puts it into his heart, kisses john and the soul makes its way out of dirks mouth back into jonh's mouth and into his body. making john live again.

what do you think about that?
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>>153243715
Desert wrote out the major plot points that he wanted to see, I wrote the character interactions and all story in-between the major points. I'm also the one who is in charge of all the religious portions in the comic.

As we get closer to a major plot point we have to decide how we want to build up to it in the best way possible. sometimes its hit or miss.
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>>153243667
this intermission was amazing
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>>153243742
i dont really have a least favorite in terms of personality or preference, but i do have a least favorite to write, and right now its oxnard, im still not sure how i want to write his character especially with giving him a split personality.
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>>153243610
What are your biggest inspirations for the various characters?
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>>153243752
do you actually have a degree in religion studies/theology? what jobs can you get with that?
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>>153243737
nonnie, both ways end up with my dick hard so its fine by me.
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>>153243762
I'm reading through it right now and imo this is the best Mituna writing in the VN so far.
Also I absolutely love the music in this intermission, I could listen to that track for hours.
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>>153243832
the artstyle looks good but why Kankri is wearing A doorman's uniform?
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Who is the best Homestuck character and why is it Rose Lalonde?
Another day... another yearning for Rose...
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>>153243751
>dirk somehow fucks up necrophilia of all things
this nigga...
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>>153243832
it keeps getting better and better, it does feel like a turning point for this kankri ngl and its awesome
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>>153243832
whats pre-braindamage mituna like?
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>>153243859
no john was already suicidal. but dirk realized he loved john in the middle so he gave his soul back
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>>153243664
Shame, I love fat bitches
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>>153243651
>This is the single stupidest take in that entire previous thread
Maybe I should elaborate more because my thinking on this is a bit weird. Sometime ago I conceived of a cross over between HS and Elder Scrolls mainly through the contorversial out of game and non "canon" text known as C0DA which deals with the concept of canon but more importantly to this the concept of godhood, creation of a new world and escape of the old. This is acived mainly through a process known as AMARANTH, union of two people to create the new world and giving birth to the nu-men (new men), basically a marriage and childbirth (a kind of ego death but not really). How does this relate to Dirk? Well I also noted the similarities between his and Vivec's (who is an important figure in TES) characters . Vivec's main issue in C0DA is his inability to accept being the mother of this new world until the representation of his male ego is killed by the protagonist of the story and Vivec presenting as female marries the protagonist in the end achieving Amaranth. In this sense John is the protagonist who needs to slay Dirk's ego and fuck a baby into him (her) but more like, cosmically. As for the point of traumatizing the child (be it and actual child or the new world) I offer this, parenthood is not a single person's task, after all "Love alone and you shall know only mistakes of salt."
Does this make sense or are these just the ramblings of an insane person?
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>>153243783
Im studying for a bachelors in Biblical Theology, Ive always wanted to be a chaplain, religious program specialist, or a pastor in some degree when i first turned 18, but my life went a completely different direction when joining the Navy.

>>153243777
The kids of Space Days were inspired by Hotline Miami and Infinity Trains, which is Deserts special interests

all trolls are pretty much original with no real outside influence other than Renitys inspiration is twilight fangirlies and twilight sparkle

Oxnard is obviously ATHF and RHPS
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>>153243556
What if all the kids were mexican?
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>>153243974
they'd get chopped up by the cartel eventually kek
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>>153243987
In mexicanstuck, the midnight crew are drug dealers
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>>153243847
I wanted to say it's because he's one classy nigga, but unfortunately we already saw him after he took it off and he's a walking fashion disaster

>>153243862
True but I must admit I enjoy Kankri in this even when he's a being a smug and snarky cunt, or maybe precisely because of that. Pic highly related.
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>>153243751
It's a really good fic. Anyone interested in DirkJohn should read it, it captures their ideal dynamic perfectly.
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/33136003
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>>153231117
There is not a single character in JJK who can even remotely present a threat to LE
You can't punch hard enough to un-kill a timeline
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>>153244000
>or maybe precisely because of that. Pic highly related.
same but he also gets show why thats not really being nice to his friends
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>>153243875
His symptoms pretty strongly align with frontal lobe injury, so we can deduce it's pretty similar except with better impulse control, no rapid mood swings, horniness kept in check just enough not to constantly fondle his bulge in public and In short, more well-adjusted except he was still a teenager using whatever a troll version of 4chan is, so he probably enjoys edgy memes that would set off Kankri.
Befriendus' portrayal is a bit softer than I'd expect him to be, but he's still direct and coarse in a way I can imagine people from here to be around their friends, so imo it does a good enough job.
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Good mspfas not written by a christcuck? I'm extremely bigoted in this specific respect.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHH JUST LET ME POST AGAIN
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>>153243930
This pic would be right up your alley then
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>>153244544
faggot
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dear friends, I've been permanently "range-banned". could some of you experienced folk give me some advice so no such freudian slip happens again?
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why is it that a good chunk of tavros fans are horrible people? Okay a good chunk might be exaggerating, but like. does anyone else notice it? I used to date this one guy who also liked him We kinda bonded over that. and he used to draw me decapitated alot..
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>>153244544
I guess beneviolent wasn't taking the religiosity of the christian 1950s cherub too seriously? I've seen some anon here complain about it previously
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>>153244828
heh… ironic.
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>>153245013
People who loudly boast of their love for pathetic characters that have done no wrong are often those who have not been put into a position where they must think about morality too hard. This leads to them being whiny and deranged.
People who loudly boast of their love for objectively villainous characters have likely already been forced to think about whether or not that makes them a bad person which is already a step above most fandomites. The flipside of that archetype is that instead of going "it's ok to like characters who torment others" they may go into denial and try and woobify the character and THOSE people are the most insane.
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There should be a nudist AU. One where, in addition to the game preparing them to become gods through their quests, it also orchestrates events to deprive them of clothes so that they're ready to embrace divine nudity like deities of old are traditionally depicted.
>Jade spends virtually her entire life on her island completely naked. Since her Grandpa died when she was very young and her only company was Bec, she has no concept of clothing at all. When her friends inevitably find out, they skirt around the topic to preserve Jade's innocence.
>The forest fire near Rose's house reaches her room and burns all of her clothes. She enters the medium with nothing but her underwear (which she quickly loses).
>Living in the post-apocalyptic future, Roxy grows up with absolutely no access to clothing besides her mom's scarf. When she loses it, it's the first she ever feels truly naked.
>Doc Scratch manipulates the formation of Alternian culture, making it taboo for female Trolls to wear anything.
Etc.
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>>153245196
this is why people who love Eridan are better than vriska enjoyers.
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>>153243610
Was the plan always to have Space Days switch from non-Sburb to Sburb?

You ever think about doing the Japanese thing and releasing the three sizes for each character?

How many more appearances from HS and other MSPFAs can we expect in PBSD?

Which character(s) is/are next to appear on 4chan?

Will all character appearances be on 4chan or will some appear on other sites (eg Tumblr)?

Did the SD kids read Hardlocked and 4stuck, and if so, what were their opinions on them?

Were you raised Christian, and if so, which sect? You're studying Christian theology for PB after all, so it would be nice to know your background there as a reader.

Would you consider looking into the Full Preterist interpretation of Jesus's apocalypse and Revelations?

Is we getting a Trisdert AMA?

How do you feel about people RPing as your characters on Dreambubble and elsewhere?

Have you read the Screwtape Letters?

Since you've already joked about Renity ASMR, and the fat one alluded to OF, what would you have each character make if you had unlimited time and money?

What are each SD kid's top HS ships and opinions on BC?
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>>153245013
>likes Tavros
>"and he used to draw me decapitated alot.."
Nigga you were dating Gamzee
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>>153245217
Eridan you'd think would be a dangerous one because he's simultaneously really pathetic but also a total dick. This is thankfully(?) nullified with him being irrevocably associated with incels in the fandom making it so all Eridan truthers have to accept they're going to get stabbed with knives of illiteracy 24/7 for repping him.
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>>153245014
Que asco
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>>153245298
I know the truth in my heart. Eridan is like the 3rd best troll in the story and got completly scammed out of a good story because Hussie is insecure about his own chuddiness and had a hard on for vriska, and couldnt manipulate him to be a plot device like gamzee "most important character in homestuck" makara.

Basically homestuck would have been better if Eridan killed Gamzee, and also gotten with roxy and redeemed.

And even if you dont agree with any of that, theres another reason i like him. (hes hot as fuck and i need him)
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>>153245413
>if Eridan killed Gamzee
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR
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>>153245413
There's a user on tumblr who does the best Eridan analysis and they have a schizo theory that the fish was supposed to be one of the more important characters in the whole comic. And it's almost convincing enough to hook you but then goes completely off the rails but I respected the delusion.
Point is you're not alone chumfucker.
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panicawa took more kanaya pics...gegus....oh my signless...sweet mary dolorosa...
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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>>153245720
there is no male equivalent to this. no man can look this good at cosplaying.
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jon egbert
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>>153245267
>Was the plan always to have Space Days switch from non-Sburb to Sburb?

Yes, it was always ment to be an alternate POV to the same story, but more character focused

>Ever think about doing the japanese thing

Honestly never heard of that

>How many more appearances from HS and other MSPFAs can we expect

Honestly not too sure, i throw in cameos when i feel they are acceptable and make enough sense

>which characters next to appear on 4chan or other sites

More colsla shenanigans, possibly skye or cody. As for other sites probably not

>Did the SD kids read Hardlocked and 4stuck, and if so, what were their opinions on them?

I cant say for the kids but i read hardlocked and 4stuck and i loved them.

>Were you raised Christian, and if so, which sect? You're studying Christian theology for PB after all, so it would be nice to know your background there as a reader

I was raised christian mainly by my mom. The churches we would go to was always Calvary Chapels which is pretty evangelical. I dont subscribe to alot of the nuance that the calvary chapel believes, i would agrue im personally presbyterian.

This bleeds into the next question of Preterism.

I do not agree with them at all, same way with how i dont agree with mainstream beliefs on the endtimes such as rapture theory.

>Where is Tridesert AMA

I dunno, maybe he will make one after this

>How do you feel about people RPing as your characters on Dreambubble and elsewhere?

I find it endearing if people care about our characters enough to roleplay as them, i dont care if its OOC or not. Im happy to know people like the characters.

>Have you read the Screwtape Letters?

I have not, but reading its overview it looks interesting and ill give it a read

>Since you've already joked about Renity ASMR...

Joking? And nothing, they dont have anything i want

>What are each SD kid's top HS ships and opinions on BC?

Skye - Crokri
Alan - JohnDave
Lily - RoseKanaya
Cody - KarRezi
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>>153245531
i dont think he was supposed to be important per say, like. He *was* in a sense of if cosmic character sidelining didnt happen then he would be. But i knew that hussie never had it in the cards for him.

I think a fair cope is saying lord english, fearing the power of a prince of hope, a power that could go beyond his own, had him gimped so he could never be a threat.
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>>153245019
Yeah that's was likely me, and I really only complained about because the creator was all smug about sticking it to her Christian upbringing in the author's notes, otherwise I probably wouldn't have cared as much plus the second acts images weren't loading so I just dumped it.
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>>153243610
what do you think the trolls of pb sound like?

thhs is important because i myself been thinking of dubbing/voice acting pb like one of those homestuck lets reads. id say im alright, never trained or anything but i can do male voices and female voices, female less because im male. but dont have your hopes up just yet, i might do it, or not. ill see if my dads mic works or else ill have to use one of those headphones with mic that i have(ugh.) and dont worry about me capitalizing this lets say, ill just upload to here i promise.

so thats it just be detailed on your explanation.
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>>153246176

Renity: Heavy French accent

Ellith: Soft Spoken near whisper, Sweet like fluttershy

Oxnard/Frank: Very Loud Yelling Constantly, or exactly like Dr Frank N Furter from Rocky Horror

Korpus: Snobby semi nasaly high tone and arrogant

Oficus: Panty from Panty and Stocking

Junice: SoCal surfer drawl and slightly valley girl

Mallum: Gruff scottish

Nellie: Southern Texas Girlie, Smooth and Silky type voice

Yttris: Either like Fancy Flapjack or Younger Lothric Prince from DS3

Dmarko: Black, monotone laid back

Colsla: Robot Chicken Nerd
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>>153246367
>Colsla: Robot Chicken Nerd
HAHA
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i just slept for like 5 hours straight and its night already. scary e_e

i dreamed me and my sibling found a lot of fog in the streets at night. it was the gooood shit good dream. i wanted to do.some sculping but i know i cant i got more work to do for tomorrow. i hate working. at least there is coffee. sweet coffe..
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also big dubs 4chan is not trash anymooore i can send replies fast uhul.
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>>153244544
You are a buffoon: I have invented being a legal rapist, a Christ-honoring rapist. It’s getting very dangerous to have this attitude about innocent webcomic creators
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>>153246476
lmao
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>>153245216
>>Jade spends virtually her entire life on her island completely naked.

Kino
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>>153243458

Is he trolling though? Gonna put on my thinking cap here.

Dave only ever dated Terezi in the webcomic and that all got burnt down in a pretty disgusting way for the sake of the Terezi & Vriska subplot and GAME OVER, then it felt like no one else was really compatible with him given the fact that the rest of the girl trolls were either dead/taken, and what's left is Jade and let's be honest and admit that this would be the most boring ship to ever be contrived in Homestuck. It would be pretty stupid to not give Dave another partner due to his popularity + the shipping craze, so Hussie just magically made him gay for the only available option on the meteor and look at how big of a success that was despite it being very very very stupid and cheap in so many ways.

Since Hussie clearly adores Dave, he probably fucking hates how this all ended up on a spiritual level, so much in fact that one of his contributions to HS^2 is very obviously the existence of Ultimate Dave, the amalgamation of every Dave Strider that has ever and will ever exist in Paradox Space including their memories of course, who literally goes on a rant about how he isn't gay and that the Alpha Dave who ended up being gay was an accident of some kind.

Given the fact that Dave & Rose also comfortably exchange the most dialogue together in the webcomic and feel most like themselves when together, I genuinely do see Hussie regretting making them related. He can play it off as a joke but like, where's the joke in confirming that Dave was plooooowing Rose in that doomed timeline? That was like the only scenario possible that wouldn't make DaveRose incest-pilled since they didn't know they were related and he took that opportunity. DaveRose also kinda just died out after the sibling confirmation when compared to ships like DaveJade JohnRose DaveKat blah blah blah, so him still bringing it up repeatedly years later? It's interesting.
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>>153246367
okay, could you elaborate on korpus and dmarko for a bit more, im struggling getting on how korpus sounds nasaly and high tone at the same time. and expand more then just "black and monotone" that doesnt describe much.
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>>153243924
oh that's actually kinda sweet. if you have the link still I'd be down to read it
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>>153244112
they gave the link anon
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>>153246835
my mind has both "free him" and "heheh funny also cool pink choker"
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>>153246667
>Jade and let's be honest and admit that this would be the most boring ship to ever be contrived in Homestuck
Nah.
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>>153246957
Name a ship more boring
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>>153247009
Any canon Homestuck ship.
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>>153246957
>>153247009
on some level i feel the reason hussie brings it up so much is because Incest is like an important...theme? of the plot? Its not like a theme moreso as in incest is like in every facet of everything. The main conflict of the story is because a brother is attracted to his sister, something he confirms outright. The Trolls are puzzled by the concept and think its dumb.

I think Andrew Hussie finds it interesting on some deeper way hes either to scared or cant be arsed to get into. Which is exemplified because Act 6 Dave "i yap about my trauma and basically anything on my mind for 4 pages straight" Strider never, not even once, directly tries to confront rose about their relationship in anyway, other than offhandedly and sort of bitterly writing it all off as "stuff we didnt mean", it takes Rose teasing him to illicit even more of a reaction. Clearly thats supposed to be as deep as Hussie wants us to interogate.

As for DaveJade being boring, it could be good, if Hussie wanted to write like a *real* romance subplot, and not just develop shit off screen as he always does with romance. It could be a super cute and wholesome, and more importantly *simple* romance plot, something hussie cant have, so it was doomed to be offscreened forever. First with davesprite, then with the epilouges.

But yeah dave creamping his sister in a doomed timeline is a based thing to say even tho it only raises more questions. I'll give hussie credit for saying it, then take it away because we never get any resolution to it, but since when does hussie resolve shit.
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>>153245735
how in the fuck did she do the sclera? did she edit the pics after? did she take liver killing medication?
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>>153246685

Korpus to me he sounds like Reviewbrah, and to Desert he sounds like Matthew from Bigmouth

Idk how else to describe dmarko, which is very racist of me
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>>153247093
I can't remember if Davesprite even talks with Alpha Rose at any point
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since the latest plushie was jade and karkat (patron troll) it means that there is a single patron left to be completed. which is dave and terezi. that will save everyone lives.
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>>153247339
It will be a special announcement by Dirk that the long awaited return of Heterosexuality comes from him fiddling to make this ship work to go with the plushies.
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Now i know we just got done yapping about how kino dersecest is. but this guy is fucking right.

Look, i know some people would rather ignore that fact, or age up, or whatever. And maybe being a fuckin freak werido like me compels me to say this. but hes *right*. Prospitcest, i admit, has shakey foundations, you gotta do a lot of shit to make it work, or at least be willing to extrapolate. But dersecest? Arguably the complete relationship in the story? And the only thing people can think to write is angsty drama where people talk and talk and talk, or porn without a plot where Rose does CBT to Dave. They never act how they *usually* do. The link in the paragraph about Dersecest links to "london rain", which, while a good fic, is a post sburb drama romance where the characters are adults and the most fun thing they do is go out to dinner together.

Like. The guy is just right. this isn't a call out to anyone but myself. I need to be better. I need to provide the prospitcest content people NEED. And i promise you I will.
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>>153247009
Impossible.
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>>153247009
Davekat
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>>153243752
Do you have any examples of big things that we've already seen and potential ways to build up to them you were considering if you remember that stuff?
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>>153243610
When will God grace us with the passing of this chud from our mortal coil?
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>>153247680
Like the Rocket from SD in [S] Ellith: Enter and how we had to release that update after the rocket scene was updated in space days showing their connection as one example.

Or other instances like Mallum and Ellith finally meeting

>>153247716
Colsla Forever
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you guys mind giving me some characters to draw?
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>>153247494
>And the only thing people can think to write is angsty drama where people talk and talk and talk
can you really blame them? everytime they both talk theres just such nice chemistry, its a joy to hear them talk.

this is exactly that imagine where theres dersecest and its paragraphs upon paragraphs and prospitcest is "johnjade!"
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>>153246957
John and Rose? They already banged btw
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pre marital sex with colsla.
sweet loving intercrural sex with ellith.
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pre marital sex with colsla
sweet loving slow intercrural sex with ellith
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>>153246662
Anon, she is mid.
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test
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broken website let me post
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>>153245216
this is a good post. i like this post.
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The unofficial discord be like
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>>153247998
The onwer has to be a 17yr old cuz there's no fucking way they have this as a banner.
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>>153247793
Kanaya
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>>153243610
Is the session's Hegemonic Brute going to be singled out and have a lame death early while the other agents get a shitload of screentime?
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now all the land of china knows i thrist for ellith and colsla...
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>>153247793
Could you draw Brolee drinking Faygo with his good friend Kanaya?
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>>153247810
I know, and the fics are good. London rain is good! But at the same time, it feels like we are missing out on some fun, something that captures some of the charm the characters have in the actual comic, and i feel few fics do that, is that more because of bad writing? maybe. I know theres some that come close and i love them deeply.

And with Prospitcest, im actually gonna walk back what i said, i think that ship has plenty of legs, all the legs! More than enough to be compelling! And i think that its a god damn shame that even fans of the ship overlook it. No one but a handful of fanfictions that are usually less than 3000 words long, and pancakestein ever had the care to interrogate the relationship they *had*, and think about the drama and the relationship that can evolve from all of that,.

Theres a happy medium is what im saying! We can have fun *and* drama, so the characters feel fully like themselves, even if your not writing them the way hussie would.
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>>153246667

>who literally goes on a rant about how he isn't gay and that the Alpha Dave who ended up being gay was an accident of some kind.

Dave being gay was always an asspull, dude had more canon relationships with women than anyone else. Fujos might point out that he said he loved John to Rose back in act 2 but anyone who ever was or has ever known 13 year old boys knows they make gay chicken jokes all the time. John did the same thing with Dave saying he was attracted to him. And if he's gay then why was he so thirsty for Roxy? And if he's gay then why did he flirt so damn hard with Terezi? Or Rose for that matter? Absolutely nothing about his interactions with the ladies ever came across like a dude unsure of his orientation. A conflicted boy in the closet would have a totally different relationship with girls. Karkat actually comes across much more as a closet case even though that doesn't apply to trolls.

> so him still bringing it up repeatedly years later? It's interesting


I have a theory that the reason Rose and Dave are "like that" is because they represent the two characters most in-line with Hussie's own mental self-conception of himself. Dave is the irony-loving white guy who loves rap and Rose is the purple-prose spewing literati with a penchant for over-analyzing and generally making things weird. Dave and Rose talking is the closest we get to Hussie having a conversation with himself. He felt like any sort of union between them would be the equivalent of watching two versions of himself kiss, thus he made them "siblings".

But therein lies it's power, and he knows that he can't snuff out that flame. And while Dersecest is essentially the shipping equivalent of a once powerful religion now reduced to a diasporic remnant wandering the hills, its legacy still lives on through a small but incredibly devoted band of adherents.

And it still gets occasional content! This piece by grim-kitkat just got posted 5 days ago.
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>>153248070
>forced coal
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>>153248099
I'll force myself into your loving arms then leave your bed cold in the morning.
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Someone draw sleepystuck with PBSD characters
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>>153248092
I do like to think there is something in there. Like, at least bi. idk, i think that reading makes him ever so slightly more interesting, kind of a layer to add onto his super insecurity.

Davekat sucks but i dont think its entirely impossible for me to see him with a dude (i like johndave, but i also like ot4)
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>>153248115
PANTERA S U C K S
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>>153248132

See Dave being bi works, and honestly I don't care about what people want to ship, it's just rather galling when you take two character with such rich personalities and hilarious interactions and say "now kiss!" and reduce them to the most boring, milquetoast nothingburger of a ship imaginable, and that's what Davekat is in essence. It's the very elimination of nuance. Ships are about exploring the dynamics between characters and making them reveal parts of themselves that aren't otherwise apparent in their interactions with others, and that just isn't there at all. Plus it's another classic case of yaoi fangirls misreading male psychology: everybody loves the penis ouija argument, it's a 10/10 scene, but that is absolutely not at all a case of flirting on either end, in fact part of the humor comes from Karkat getting angry and flustered at Dave's inadvertantly caliginous behavior, but that's because he knows it's from a cultural misunderstanding, not sincere desire, that's why Karkat is so annoyed by it. Thing is, Karkat and Dave could have had a real funny bromance if we could see them develop a mutual respect based on antagonistic riffing off each other-that's exactly what we see John and Karkat develop, but that's just not what happens. What we instead get is the jetstream of liquid horseshit that was the retcon deciding that they're totally in love (even though Karkat wont even admit it when they reunite with their friends) and somehow this being the springboard to Dave's Deep Thoughts on such issues as toxic masculinity and childhood trauma. Honestly I could keep going for 10 more paragraphs but suffice it to say I think that while Dave could conceivably be romantically inclined with a guy, or at least have a purely sexual fling, there's no denying that he is very much attracted to women, especially when they share his genes.
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I want Rose to suck me off.
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>>153248287
very smart anon and i agree. I cant think of any davekat fic i have read that has any riffing or scenes that are even one tenth as good as the penis ouija scene, because when their both "in love" they both turn into the softest most loser versions of themselves who have big feelings jams and say a lot of words while saying nothing at all.

Thats also another problem, dave and Karkat are WAYYYY to verbose for each other, and either one of them gets gimped to let the other speak, orr they both yap and yap and yap and yap!

Rose and Dave are very similar, but the both have enough of a mind to modulate their behavior for the other, something I think Karkat is literally incapable of doing. He is so unabashedly himself, in a way more similar to John than Dave.
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>>153247991
What do you like about it?
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>>153248238
That is NOT cool anon.
Don't do that again.
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twink twerk thursday
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posting this before the site nukes itself.
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>>153248405
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>>153248329

> but the both have enough of a mind to modulate their behavior for the other, something I think Karkat is literally incapable of doing. He is so unabashedly himself, in a way more similar to John than Dave.

See that's the key to it: Dave doesn't have an "off-switch" for Karkat. If he doesn't have someone who can turn down the volume and make him chill out for just a sec he just stays in automatic and eventually loses batteries. That's what you see with his interactions with Terezi and Vriska. But his chats with people like Kanaya, John, and Jade to some degree show that when someone is able to get through the yelling and make him cool it for a while then they're actually capable of having some sort of interplay that goes beyond Karkat putting them (and himsefl) on blast. Dave's instinct is to just keep poking him and poking him until he explodes, and that's funny, but it's clearly not sustainable as a relationship and it's the opposite of affection. Dave obviously sees Karkat as a "mark" for shenanigans, the same way that Terezi does.

Speaking of which, we never got any sort of satisfactory conclusion to THAT love triangle either, and now I'm mad for reasons that have nothing at all to do with the original topic of conversation.
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>>153248451
He evolve
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>>153248562
who evolves? i think you replied to the wrong person.
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>>153248531
I like Jadekat more than davejade, because I think that Jade is probobly the only person who can properly handle him, shes more than assertive enough. And she can shut him down either by being nice, or yelling just as loud, and there is few people you want to genuinly anger less than jade harley.

As for Karezi. Its unfortunate that i have to agree with hussie that that relationship is entirely unstable. Karkat is too himself, and tires himself and his partner out, something Terezi absolutely cannot handle. And Terezi herself is so needy for a stable person to lean on its fucking crazy, it would NEVER work out between them unless they both got over those major character flaws, which is hard for 13 year old kids to do. It's why they both had such a hot and cold dynamic at all, they were mostly just attracted to each other, (not to say they werent friends tho)
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gay thread go up up.
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>>153246667
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>>153248451
Ellith looks so cute here.
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>>153248577
You
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>>153248937
indeed. i wanted to make her look more misterious and frightening but i didnt had enough time to make thumbnails and im kwite rusty in make stuff in diferent perspectives. maybe if i keep trying i will make her nightmarish enough. who knows.
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>>153249011
ooh i see. i assumed that its what you meant (but repling and refering to me in second person is rather confusing)
i apreciate that you see my improvement. but i think i could and can do way better.
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>>153249084
:)
:)
:)
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>>153248607

>grrr, stupid chud boyfriend, I love him so much
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>>153249696
Sexo
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>>153249696
Touching them.
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i am a rat in a cage
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>>153246476
I wouldn't have a problem if Christcucks wrote anything that is new or interesting or fun instead of giving me Pure Flix versions of existent comics.
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>>153250021
He invented legal rape and wrote a ulysis tier existential comedy youre too stupid and gay to read
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i dont care if the person that writes something is religious or not i care for quality and passion in writing.
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>>153243610
Not a question but I'm super enjoying PB and SD so far so I wanted to tell you thanks for all the hard work you and Tridesert put in.
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>>153250441
Man why haven't thought up the idea of someone pulling John's Wise Guy suit? That would be so hot.
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>/hsg/ fell for the cool youth pastor bit
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>>153250537
Come on. The shota joke writes itselves. This is too easy.
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>>153245267

Didnt know anyone wanted an AMA from me, if you have questions just reply to the current AMA with what you have and iI'l answer when I can
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>>153244544
The Homestuck fandom is full of iPad kids and polyamorous diaper troons? Where are you finding all these Christcucks?
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>>153248131
someone should
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>>153248131
this but sburb.exe
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>>153248815
Fixed
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>>153250914
No. As long as you put boy in front of the word you're respecting his identity and gender while acknowledging he's got a pussy that's hot.
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i want to date a tboy but dump him when he starts taking testosterone and actually passing
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T- Boy Gamzee pussy...
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>>153248815
Seeing more and more Aradiafags starting to get some serious Sollux-fatigue and I'm honestly happy for them.
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>>153248346
i like naked people
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>>153246476
Guy is literally a Disco Elysium character.
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>>153251525
raping gamzee dumb is always morally correct!
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siiiiiiiigh, 8eing me is so hard........

ever since they edited my tits this 8ig, my 8ack fucking hurts >::::(
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watchu buyin with the delfi card
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>>153251583
Getting hypnotized by Vriska on the popper UFO…? O)_(O
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>>153251583
Edited? Seems pretty legit to me, canon even.
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>>153251605

it amps up her rapeable factor by 88%
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>>153251596
TWO HUNDRED POUNDS OF ENRICHED URANIUM, STEVE!
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*gropse*
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>>153251628
TWO HUNDRED HUH
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>>153251596
BANCO DO BRASIL???
really stylie maninho. Also buying a new laptop for me.
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it surprises me how quickly I can read through this
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COLLECT MY PAGES
COLLECT MY CIRCUS
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>>153252196
oh roxy....

put the tentacles away roxy..

roxy please
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>>153252196
put the tentacles in roxy. lets hug.
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by the way. talking about slenderman. there is one fan adventure i was reading a while ago that one fankid had a big sister/guardian that had "slenderman" like powers and liked to mess up with her sister. like putting manequims in her bedroom hallway door and such. anyone knows the name of this one fan adventure? i forgot to bookmark it.
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>>153252196
Only if you massage my prostate while I do
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okay I finished reading Problem Sleuth Volume 1, which covers Chapters 1-5, or 385 pages. Subtracting an ADHD-induced distraction, that took me about an hour. It shocks me how these people just don't...say words? Like almost ever? I guess Hussie didn't bother with that until Homestuck.

Jailbreak caught me more off guard with its comedy, but I think this is easily his best work so far considering there's actually like, suggestions of a plot here. The style is still absurdist and surreal but with stuff like the untitled girl through the other dimensional window, I wonder if this is going to actually like, go places the prior works couldn't.
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>>153252263
The only thing similar I can think of is Lucidstuck.
https://mspfa.com/?s=3039&p=1
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>>153252378
>started august 5th, 2013
>6553 pages
>last update was a couple days ago

holy fuck.
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>>153252378
Sadly it wasn't this one. This looks pretty cool tho.
The fankid of this creepypasta older sister was more of a nerd girl/fangirl type you know. I think she used pigtails and glasses too? but im not sure.
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>>153252356
>I wonder if this is going to actually like, go places the prior works couldn't.
It will.
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>Growing up means realizing that Eridan Ampora was not a mistake or a spectacle. Anybody could be an Eridan Ampora. You have probably known one. Multiple, even.
Well anons, if you don't know any Eridan's that means it's you.
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>>153251596
Heterosexual goods
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>>153252886
im pretry sure im not a insecure fake chud that had looked up at a elitist ancestor that killed lower castes so... not really.
i sympathize by how needy and isolated he is tho.
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>>153252378
this comic would be based if it didn’t quickly become act 6 levels of exposition dumping and convoluted and didn’t make having a incestous sister as a bad thing
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>>153243941
You have a point in an artistic sense, it paints a very pretty picture but it makes some leaps in logic. First off is that the idea that gender plays a role in how bad either are, there is no evidence of this. The next is that "being a mother" is inherently healthier than just "being a parent", it's not. The idea that killing one's identity and submitting to another is inherently an improvement, it is not. The last point, well, one good parent does not balance out one bad one, the scales remain skewed, one causes damage while the other repairs instead of both building upwards.

At best the whole philosophy adds up to "Just be a different, better person and you'll be good."
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>>153245216
you say this as if Jade, Nepeta, Terezi, Gamzee, and Feferi aren’t already nudists in the comic itself
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>>153250106
The review I always dreamed of
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enduring
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>>153243610
Are you embarrassed that you pooped in your diaper today?
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>>153246476
What's this about legal rape?
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>>153243610
Why do you like John Egbert sm?
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nigga go up
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>>153251541
Based
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>>153250665
Are there any writing decisions or scenes from the comic you wish you did differently? (because you feel stuck with that decision)
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>>153250665
just a general question to both authors: how long you guys plan to make the story? 3000 or 5000 pages more or less? or you are just making it by story and character arcs and not taking pages lenght into consideration? and any of the ships that the fans do will become canon forward or no?
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>>153254115(me)
and i mean like to ask for both prisounebound and spacedays counting the pages sorry.
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>>153253473
Its a high-end invention in experimental testing to ready for public debut
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>>153250665
>>153254115
Please dont answer any shipping questions its less fun that way
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>>153250665
Do you have a interest in astrology and astronomy ? I noticed this is a constant both on the pb and sd.
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>>153254115
Answering for both, we have no set length on how long PBSD will be, they will finish they they do and we will take as many pages as we need, its not really something you can plan unless you have some sort of OCD.

All endgame couples are set in stone, but we aren't the shipping police, do whatever you want
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>>153254047
Personally I wish I handled the entire beginning of Space Days differently, it feels rushes imo in writing and art. Other than that not really? I give Moon a good amount of creative flexibility, even if I cringe as some decisions, but I trust him to tie it back in at the end.
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>>153250665
when you and moon made space days did you focus on thinking the plot/writing stuff or do you focus more on the theme and creating the characters?

also, even if its not the case, will you do the thing hussie did and make albums for the story?(either by you or the community) and maybe later on reuse a track for an [S] page?
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>>153254286
I use to be real into horoscopes and constellations as a kid, but other than that no not really.

>>153254818
PB started as just Ellith and Mallum then we focused more on story and inserted characters when needed, for SD the characters were first then the story fit around them.

We will definitely make a master file of all the songs used if people demand it, at least the commissioned ones.
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>>153254884
im talking about making a pb or sp themed album, not the songs used
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>>153254884
Im surprised moon hasnt compiled an ‘album 1’ given how sidetracked he gets. Actually you should check if he has a list. 50/50 chance he already has it
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>>153254981
Oh my bad, probably not, unless there was a huge demand for it, I post playlists and songs for the characters in our server sometimes but making a full fledged album would require some digging
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>>153255050
You guys could do a community event where you get people to contribute art for an album. So you dont have to do it all yourselves. Its a very secondary thing to the actual comic so the art doesnt need to be good
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oxnard and colsla get lobotomy...
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>>153255676
Hot
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>>153255676
who is oxford and coleslaw
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>>153255812
my maidens
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>>153255828
maidens as in maids or as in bitches
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>>153250665
Can I date Nellie?

Also would you be open to the idea of putting fan/anon ocs in the background on SD and PD if paid?
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>>153255916
>fan/anon ocs in the background on SD and PD if paid?
Finally I can put my nazi dogwhistle in SD
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>>153255906
i dont know really. i just find maid a nice way to refer to a partner. they can be my bitches if they want me to call them that way.
i want to hear oxnard panting as he messily humps his hips on mine and missing sometimes. cuz of the lobotomy. the only downside of lobotomy is the high demand of care for the partner that is already high maintaince so i dont dwell into this possibility so much, i just find hot that he cant speak or move well without assistance. also i never had this type of kink before it just spawned into existence after i saw some art of it, i find quite sexy
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>>153256067
The fact you fantasize about taking care of a lobotomite fuck vegetable means you must think you’re very boring to talk to
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>>153256067
then i expect you to fully take care of oxnard then.
but i think youd enjoy helping him bath, eat, walk all those basic things.
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>>153256208
the fact you cant means you dont care about others

you egomaniac fuck
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>>153256208
that is pretty much the first time i talk or think about it. its not stuff i think daily is just something i thought on the fly because i saw on twitter :/ why u so mean to me..
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>>153256229
yep i think about these.
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>>153256243
LMAOOOO
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yall think the same the same time the light representing dirk's soul exploded from jake kissing him he came as hard as possible as well?
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>>153256569
I see the vulcan eruption as a simbolism of both hot steam of heart exploding and as ejaculation from dirk part, yes.
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>>153256595
lmao he came from a kiss what a pathetic thing..
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>>153256639
well he is quite pathetic in the long run.
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Sometimes I think if all of us ,of hsg, were to be transported to a single room, at least 60% of you niggas would start cuddle kissing in one side of the room. That's the vibe you anons give.
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>>153256704
Too many bottoms. Noone has the guts. This is why tops are beloved by all.
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>>153256704
>>153256721
I will make you anons very happy hehehehe
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>>153256704
and that's a good thing!
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>>153256704
I know I would. I know exactly my target.
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>>153256704
and whats the 40% doing?
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>>153256875
Fist fighting over some bullshit like powerscaling or Dirk's philosophy
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>>153256920
>fist fighting and cuddle kissing
/hsg/ session would be so fucking baller
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>>153252263
I think Sburb: Refresh had something like this?
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in what situation would the doom aspect even help. its like all it does is make things worse.
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>>153258273
Understanding misfortune can be helpful I think. Sollux and Mituna both knew what their future held and I wonder how/if things would've gone differently if the others took it more seriously. I also feel like godtiers are limited mostly by your own imagination. It's such a whimsical and barely tangible concept that, even with rules and guidelines, you can take it just about anywhere.
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>>153258273
When being the edgiest mf in existence is required for cinematic effect
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>>153257756
nah. not this one either. honestly i think its Tricks 'N Treats. i will need to keep reading to see if i'am right.
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>>153258381
>picrel
and what do big titties have to with doom
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>>153258381
Tormill Kun....
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>>153258663
Doomed to keep coming back to an abusive bitch because he can't keep his damn bulge in his pants
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>>153258381
we need to get tormii to think about cock instead
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>>153258697
so tormii needs to be celibate?
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>>153243610
get fat or get fit?
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>>153258712
I wonder what people will start shipping as the characters are introduced
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>>153258946
it could be very gay...
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>>153258273
Having an "OH SHIT GTFO" alarm
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>>153258946
could u tell which of these are homo so we can be more accurate?

and also to have dirty fantasies about it every time before bed.
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>>153247494
this guy is a retard because he ascribes dog dong jade to prospitcest chads
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>>153247494

> or porn without a plot where Rose does CBT to Dave

I'm not certain if you mean "cognitive behavioural therapy" or "cock-and-ball torture" here.
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>>153259257
I dare not stifle the possibilities of your fantasies. Although at the end of the day we live in a bichad world.
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>>153259327
I love prospitcest so I relish the thought of being called a Chad for it. Nevertheless irrespective of how much you or I like it (frankly I'm rather indifferent about it. It's a matter of writing), it's very very popular, in art and in fics. Even before "June" Egbert was made "canon" it was popular, after that it only became more prevelant as June became a girl and Jade took her place as the super alpha top, like some sort of caliborn fueled inversion.

>>153259397
Both kinda suck for Dave but I meant cock and ball torture. It's usually rope play and I'm being hyperbolic but it's still ultimately uninteresting to me hence my complaints
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Remember Jade doesn't have a tail in the comic so if your Jade has one that's an impostor
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jade's dog dick is built for davesprite's cloaca and I say this unironically
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>>153255916
Since the ocmic is heading into the game there will be no need for trolls in troll society but even still we wouldn't ask people to pay to get their oc in the background, i think its more fun to just include if asked
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>>153259477
but that,, doesnt mean anything at all! you just say bi to be lowkey about and not say who likes men.
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>>153259693
To be fair in troll society being bi is the norm. Some of those characters may lean towards a certain direction but every troll there would suck a cock
>What about Levi?
Ok I have to play coy with this one, we'll cross certain bridges when we come to it
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>>153258381

We need smut of that cerulean blood molesting him yesterday.
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>>153259845
>>What about Levi?
He will when I'm done with him
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>>153259497
>, it's very very popular, in art and in fics. Even before "June" Egbert was made "canon" it was popular,
Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch; I was there when it was written.

Dog Dick Jade was never the majority it was niche until fucked in the head men transitioned and torpedoed Jade with them
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>>153259915
>men transitioned and torpedoed Jade with them
no no you got it all wrong!

jade to these people is not trans. its worse.

a futa. and you know how much cis, straight men love futa porn
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>>153260074
Are you an idiot? One of most prevalent modern jade dog dick artists, Pav, literally a tranny himself says he doesn't make futa porn but transpostive porn. You're mixing up two different eras and conflating them as the same. Modern disgusting jade dog dong porn is made vastly by trannies.
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>>153259845
okay so let me guess, levi's gonna be all about "christian and family values" until he gets a crush on a boy and doesnt know what to do with himself. he limits others freedom without care until he limits himself and feels the consequence of his actions.

you dont even need to reply, i know your mind.
but still its not cliche, its good and i relate to that as well so i would enjoy that happening.
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>>153260155
but its good though. pav's good at art
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>>153260196
Imagine being good at art and then using that for evil
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>>153259915
sure but homestuck fics are already pretty nice so i think the ratio isnt as small as you think. if i had to say it would be 10-20 percent of all john jade fics and like 40 percent of all fics if we exclude sfw content.
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>>153243664
the 'cord will freak when they hear about this
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>>153260321
that kinda feels like a lame thing to say, i dont really like pavs art at all, but we cant be saying "using it for evil", its just different tastes.

Its like when people on twitter are like "wow their so good i can't believe they waste their talent drawing gross lolis!"
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>>153260196
I don't care how good their art is we're talking about intent someone intending on the art to be trans vs futa is a difference one that has came about due to how many trannys have either gotten into homestuck as modern fans or became trannies and let their fetish warp their brains. You bring up Futa which actually is a great example of this old school futa used to just be women with both a vagina and a penis no balls, in fact it was so rare back then you'd have to have specific threads requesting for it on /d/ now you get modern "futa" which has no vagina and is just penis and balls and you know what has tits no vag and a penis with balls, that's right a tranny.

Either way I digress my main point is the overwhelming art of Jade with a penis in the recent years is not some universal constant of Homestuck art and is actually modern invention and not one that shares a direct lineage to humorous portrayals of it in the past during the comic's life. You can't use modern popularity by the retarded modern fanbase as a window into the past. To do so would make one think DirkJohn was big 12 years ago LMAO
>>153260324
YOU FOOL. The fics that remain are not all that exist dead thread greentexts and dead pastebins are many. your sample is flawed and modernly biased. I would know because I had to use the wayback machine scraping homestuck kinkmeme fic threads for prospitcest ones
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>>153260395
>in fact it was so rare back then
in fact it was so rare back then for there to be balls*
damn shoulda proof read that better
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>>153260395
i respect you big dog. i respect you

this makes me sad tho, as if i am on the wreckage of a once grand kingdom...

but that only means we must rebuild.
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hold hands with moirail.
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>>153260468
The Rosetta stone was found because it had been used in the foundation of a fort and only rediscovered centuries after the fact, this crumbling empire still remains for there is a treasure trove of materials to be repurposed. Just because we live in a wreckage does not detract from the pyramids still standing....I'm not actually sure where all this Egypt shit is coming from to be honest
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>>153260565
i understand anon i understand. I WILL FIND ALL THE GOOD SHIT! (however from one prospitcest head to another do you have anything on hand you can share?)

(also also good a time as any to mention that life is heating up right now so im not able to write the prospitcest fic at the moment, im hoping to have more free time in a week or two, to do chapter 4. Sorry about the delays boys.)
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>>153260626
>(however from one prospitcest head to another do you have anything on hand you can share?)
Sure thing here's a very cute one!
https://homesmut.livejournal.com/17313.html?thread=37931425#t37931425
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>>153260155
Anyone denying that dogdick Jade isn't a tranny psyop at this point is just in denial.
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>>153260742
what the FUCK is that thing on the right
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>>153260801
modern Jade. Isn't she cute?
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>>153260699
thank you anon, i highly appreciate it,

>>153260742
see i will half heartedly defend jade dog dick, but this, this is awful, truly the worst, far more offensive to me than the dick. Awful.
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>>153260824
why is she a peanut
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>>153260742
i have never in my life seen anybody draw her like this.
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>>153260932
And I've never met a Brazilian in real life but they still exist.
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>>153260944
????

brazilians exist but a fucking ferret looking ass jade harley does not
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>>153260932
its just a fetishized jade

if they wanted her to be trans they couldve drawn her normally lol

but no, we get that shit
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ferret jade you say...?
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>>153261162
please dont.
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>>153261110
see i like davejade (its like a solid high b tier low a tier ship for me) but like i feel like they really wouldn't have this dynamic at all. And i feel what puts me and a lot of people off of it is when they try to force it. Cause like, this whole super nurturing thing jade has going on is as much a front that needs to be taken off as Dave's macho persona is. Im not saying she isnt someone who could do this for jade, but dave would need to do it for her just as much.
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>>153261188
i would draw a cute jade as a actual ferret. like if she was a ferret with jade's clothes and hair and glasses. yeah i will do it.
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>>153261080
its not really fetishized.. its just really odd artistic choices, her ears look like horns, the hairs, theres nothing really sexual about it
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>>153261235
>this whole super nurturing thing jade has going on
Jade's not nurturing in canon though. She's just optimistic.
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found this on pinterest. aint no way bro's got a six pack.
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>>153261263
i feel like it kinda is tho, the ears are becs sure but the excessive hair, the need to make her look like she doesnt brush or shave

i dont get it
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>>153261319
She definitely tries to foster a nurturing and somewhat motherly and caring and loving persona. She doesn't push it so hard, because it's more something she internalizes. Manifested in the fact that she can see the future, so she uses that knowledge to try to be a guide and give words of encouragement more than information. Her optimism and her energy are more core aspects of her true self that she tries to filter through that persona. But it also quickly deteriorates when she is aggravated. When she loses skaia's visions she more fully realizes herself as someone willing to be aggressive and assertive but still being optimistic, she FIGHTS for her loved ones, and progress in a relationship i think would be no different, as is befitting of a witch.

This is all to say i think that any relationship that jade is in, i feel a lot of the emotional growth/healing will be done with yelling and arguments rather than cuddling and kissing, which would be for *after* that. It doesn't help that the type of man Jade attracts, (Dave, Karkat,) are very stubborn people, so she would *need* to get a little angry to get through to two idiots like that.
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>>153252949
Post the incestuous sister and instances of her being incestuous. Please.
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>>153258946
BiGODS we can't stop winning...
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>>153258381
>>153258946
>>153259845
im touching this thing
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>>153261998
you can touch the others, but levi is mine understood?
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>>153262351
this is bad
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>>153262363
I am very much an amateur. I do it out of fun and lust. Figure I share my efforts regardless.
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>>153262363
do it better then anon, simple as
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I like Tormii. He seems nice.
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>>153248092
>Fujos might point out that he said he loved John to Rose back in act 2
that was totally platonic, wasn't it? I tell my loved ones I love them all the time, as everyone should
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>>153262186
No he's mine.
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I can corrupt this boy.
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i inked that one request
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>>153262738
yanking his nipple chain really hard
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>>153262766
he'd cum
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>>153262681
Cute Tormii!
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>>153262753
I still think your art is really cute and fun to see
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>>153261889
I literally can't find it because it's 6000+ pages and I'm not reading it. So, you'll have to take this as proof
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>>153258273
Wouldn't a Lord of Doom basically give you Wonder of U type powers.
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>>153262886
^-^ thank you sir
i have few time as of latelly. using all time i can.
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>>153262905
And apparently something an anon claimed 5 years ago (which is bold if true)
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>>153262969
Big Derrick dick If True.
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go up
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eV6-1C_Dp5o
kismesis song for general purposes
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>>153262722
obviously its not stated in the text, and its up to interpretation, so im not going to say anything with definiteness but i invite you to entertain the thought of a 13 year old Dave, who for whatever reason has the slightest interest in dudes, or more realistically, has a slight crush on John, because hes nice to him, but John and Dave constantly using gay and whatnot as an insult and what not could feasibly put Dave down in a way he could never express, and in a way he inst cognizant of. Its an interesting thought i feel.

Especially cause its a way to highlight how John's obliviousness can hurt people unintentionally.
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>>153262722

Of course it was, and in the context of the pesterlog it's obviously meant to be a facetious exaggeration masking genuine kinship with a friend. Dave would never say it straight haha to John either, he'd have to make it a joke like John did, but both would know that behind it lies real love of a brotherly, filial type. English suffers from having a lack of nomenclature surrounding different types of love, which is why elaborate word games like this exist, hence why I refer to it as "gay chicken".

>bro youre so gay for me haha
>no bro youre the homoest for me
>you cant go five seconds without thinking about my dick
>you cant go 1 nanosecond without trying to propose to me lolololol

And so on and so forth. Honestly newgens talk about the early acts like they have horrendously outdated slurs in them (they're mostly just referring to "retarded") but Hussie was already in 2009 showing massive restraint in not having John and Dave calling each other faggot every 5 seconds. Hell Dave would be hitting up everyone with a "sup nigggaa" ten times a day, we all know it. "Problematic" Hussie was actually pulling his punches right from the start, long before people say he went woke.

And to be clear: I think making the pesterlogs somewhat clean language-wise was a good decision, matching the tone of the comic, but I was their age in that era and I know full well how average teen kids talked back then.

Okay rant over.
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>>153262194
Poor Jade, cursed to bear only daughters because Dave didn't drink enough respect women juice as a youth.
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had to draw this before sleep. gn hsg. you are free to do anything you want with this design/idea.
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>>153263260
I'm liking what you're cooking, anon. would gladly read a fic that takes it this direction

>>153263327
I agree. I always took homestuck as (at least at the start) an homage to classic goofy 90's/80's fun for the whole family films such as home alone. so it's "cleanly" vocabulary suits it. even then, hussie wasn't afraid to dabble a little in obscenity like karkat's "fag" joke to vriska. regardless, vulgarity works best when used sparingly. otherwise you get the triteness of shouting FUCK every sentence like helluva boss does
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>>153264011
yeah, i would have to have some divergence of canon to get John and Dave in the same room thats before act 6 and his total cucking happens. But it would be nice to like, have Dave come clean about how he felt to John, and John being super apologetic. And then they hug it out and its like a little more intimate than either is ready for. Like in the middle of sburb dave splinters off to talk to John cause Terezi said it would help him get over this "DUMB HUM4N CONC3PT OF HOMOS3XU4L1TY" or maybe some sort of sburbless au deal where i can do that and they can try a "bro date" or something stupid like that.


I have my hands full with fanfic projects actually, so i doubt ill get around to it soon, but i have always wanted to do a JohnDave fic that isnt total fujoslop.
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>>153264011
also i think the biggest advantage of holding back on the swearing is that when jade starts swearing you know shit is fucked.
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>page 9
wake the fuck up pooplords
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>>153264673

I can only shitpost for so many hours of the day anon.
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Do you think he lets her cum inside?
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>>153264011
>even then, hussie wasn't afraid to dabble a little in obscenity like karkat's "fag" joke to vriska.
i maintain that futurearachnidsgrip is one of the funniest jokes in the comic because of the way its lampshaded
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>>153264841
I cannot fucking wait for june to come out. it better have been worth the wait
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>>153264971
there is absolutely no shot june is going to be good, i'm sorry anon
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>>153265000
oh anon, I'm BANKING on it being bad. I want to see the shitshow in the threads
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>>153264971
It would be very based because it means Crowpiss will draw her more.
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>>153264970

>Karkat calls you a faggot for 12 hours ASMR
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all of daggers/delfis official art is just this and people will look at you and tell you hes actually good rep
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>>153265134
I don't think you're operating in good faith.
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>>153265134
He/him dick sucking lips on my member. Slurping up every ounce of testosterone.
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>>153264841
Im a radical trans inclusionary misogynist any woman who becomes a man is a king any man who becomes a woman is a sex traitor and definitely smells
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Hello everyone it is me, biological human male Dirk Strider.
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>>153265195
i mean...
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>>153265253
t.
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>>153265134
is she actually a fujo?
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>>153265433
i dunno...
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>>153265450
kino
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>>153265433
How could you ever think that anon?
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>>153265450
>>153265519
alright fine I'll read the sequal
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dagger puthy...
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How are the new updates to her fanventure?
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>>153265000
i think were going to be okay. the hs beyond canon team has a good record on transsnes.
look at roxy.
and now delfi
they are very delicate with these characters, making them feel tangible without making them scream "i am trans"
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>>153265928
It's incredible how it was so simple to fix the BC team's fuckups simply by having a cool [S] page or new weirdos fucking around to cleanse your palate from reading page upon page of interpersonal drama.
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>>153265519
You're telling me that the fujo obssessed female presenting character is ftm? Never could have guessed.
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>>153265928
>>153266097
Why do you faggots keep pointing to this ugly ass page
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good morning hsg! happy friday!! hope everythijf goes alright today.
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>>153258273
Sometimes things need to die
Imagine if there was a session that was ovrerrun with the Flood or some other super virus zombie shit and they all need to be wiped out, or maybe there's an immortal problem that needs to be put to an end, maybe the frog they're in needs to be put down for the session to advance. Sometimes, some things need to end.

Just imagine the troll session without all those ghost as backup.
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>>153266406
Good morning!
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>>153252949
Thanks for the save I was just about to read that
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>>153266190
Roxy sexy.
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Why's Aradia art so beautiful?
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>>153266733
The best troll art I've seen has been of Aradia. The worst troll art I've seen has been of Aradia. She is truly a woman of extremes
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>>153266733
She has beautiful vibes
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My backpack got stolen with my ipad. Homestuck has been deprived of my genius drawing ideas, and this is replaced by brewing mental hazards
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>>153266845
That thief might just be a savior lol
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>>153263247
Checked it out, this post has been verified TRUE by real Ska patriots.
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>>153266733
underutilized character. I feel like she barely did anything
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>>153266997
Unfortunately Homestuck is a story focusing primarily on dysfunctional children while Aradia was extremely good at her job.
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>>153266733
She was way more fun and interesting when she was a ghost.
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>>153267034
This
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>>153266856
They could literally have AIDS considering the latest location is a clinic for it
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>>153263716
you will look at ferret fuwwy jade and you will love her.
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I bet their pussies hairy as fuuuuuuuck

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