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It was Noir going rogue because Homelander was under control thus rendering Noir's very existence pointless since if Homelander was being a good boy Noir cant fulfill his 1 purpose in life.
Why nobody was keeping an eye on Noir is the real question.
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is this the tv show discussion thread?>cindy is clearly looking at hughie
>actually explodes translucent's son because he was in the way
what was that about?
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>>153244362
Yes. But the blackouts and severe mental illness didn’t help. I think at some points Noir physically covered him in blood to help sell it, I can’t remember.
>>153244466
It was Noir’s reason for being born. If he couldn’t kill Homelander, he had no reason to be alive. They conditioned him a little too well.
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What's the point of having a failsafe for a super when you have no failsafe for the super that is the failsafe? Its just shit writing.
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>>153244514
I guess its an actual physical thing with her power where she cant just explode someone if someone or something is standing in the way? I assumed it worked like Neuman where she could directly target someone to pop their head but I guess not?
I do feel like we could have gotten a throw away scene to explain this about her power because in the moment it comes off like her killing Translucent Jr for no reason.
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>>153244338
McDonalds ran out of burgers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvGzaHj3BA&t=252s
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Looks like trump
What's even more disturbing is that there is a chance trump and Epstein did fucked up shit like this? You ever heard of the keyword "jerky"? People think it's a codword for human meat in the Epstein files
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Did Garth Ennis already know in 2012 the existence of the unconfirmed report of George H.W. Bush eating a baby?
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I mean, the story has the subplot of Publishing doing soft disclosure of real life events so people can process shady shit through fiction.
Garth Ennis was the first author that explicitly proposed 9/11 was an inside job (Punisher MAX, that story of that bio hazard little girl in Siberia).
I salute you legend.
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>>153248165
Yes, but then just eat a fucking pig at that point. You can easily get different pig breeds with varying tastes and muscle types, or different types of pork dishes. Being a cannibal is just being edgy for no reason.
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It honestly depends on who you source it from (literally), but in my experience it's difficult to get the proper meat to fat marbling ratio on human belly - it's either all fat and is basically inedible, or it's all meat and just gets tough. But yeah, comparing it to other meats pig is closest (though it's got a bit stronger flavor to it, kind of hard to describe), though it depends on how you prepare it and, again, which cut you're using.
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Is this circumcising?
>>153248195
Yes, but are we white or dark meat?
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And, does red or white wine go with the meal?
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>>153247588
What do you mean "chance"? The files they bothered to reveal showed they absolutely did.
>>153247689
It wasn't about the taste. It was about jerking off to the idea of having enough power and influence to get away with doing such a depraved act.
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>>153248358
Used to work in a morgue in a small town hospital (Midwest), had access to recently deceased human bodies so I carved pieces out occasionally. The main issue is making sure you pick bodies that are bound for the potters field - county administrators don't give enough of a shit to check a body that's going in a mass grave anyway, but the process takes enough time that if you wait too long the flesh gets gross (to say nothing of causes of death - so many causes of death either flood the body with toxins or completely destroy usable body parts).
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The comic was FUCKING SOVL and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. It wasn't a deconstruction. It was dark comedy.
Anyone who says the show is better is a retarded normie. All the show did was mellow out everything and ruin the characters. I liked the noir twist. The History of the supes is much more interesting than anything the show has done with the characters. The show is literally becoming capeshit despite it supposedly being a deconstruction of it. As for the comics it is anything but. Thank you Ennis. My 14 year old soul enjoyed this comic very much.
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>12,000 calories
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>>153244362
At that point Homelander was already a murder and a rapist and he was having black outs. Those crimes were particularly gruesome but even he thought it wasn't out of possibility of happening if he lost control.
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>>153248228
Bro I'm already nose deep in [cums]
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>>153244554
You can just say that was the furthest extent Vought could think ahead. It's already been hammered home many times how incompetent a business they are at anything that isn't siccing lawyers, politicians, and other enforcers on peoplejust like Trump
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>>153248702
Remember how five years ago we all understood that people like this were certifiably insane and that being attracted to 15-year-old girls does not mean you like to eat human babies
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Oy vey
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>>153248980
This scene has significantly more weight than anytime a character in the show call Christianity "sky daddy worship". I respect the comic. Even though the art and story is bad, Garth knew what he wanted to make. It was edgy. It was a deconstruction. It took a good shot at every group and didn't pretend to be anything else. The only time it tries to be an authentic hero story is when Hugie tries to stop Butcher from releasing the virus.
The show on the other hand is straight up safe garbage that still attempt to be a hero story.
Season one felt so close to the comics with it tone. Then later on, it became a Jewish and left wing American canvas where the most shocking thing you can portray is a guy, with a white skin tone and is absolutely racist and evil, getting turned into a bloody mess with his ass spread open for the viewer to see. It's lame, gay, without a hint of bite.
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It's a good idea, but Ennis should have elaborated better. There's so much he could have done better, all he had to do was research more. Look into more American military and CIA history and whatnot. It could have also been a proper takedown if he had read more cape stuff.
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>>153248980
Garth isn’t for normies. You have to water it down. Pic related is the only thing you can do 1:1 and not have to change much.
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What about drinking babies instead of eating babies?
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>>153248798
You didn't really need the Epstein Files to prove that power corrupts, just look at a janny on any subreddit, discord, or forum. Plenty of people will become corrupt from even the smallest amount of power, its genuinely fucking retarded.
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>>153258944
Saint of Killers should have its own series too.
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>>153244362
iirc, he was always a shit but not a complete hedonist. Like he was happy with just leading the Seven, getting money thrown at him, and dipping his wick in whatever wondie's name was, and whoever threw themselves at him.
It was after Noir started getting him to blackout and staging shit that he went full internet hedonism nerd and raping and killing everyone.
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>>153247689
>human meat isn't tasty
How... how would you know that for sure, anon?
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I had a dream where a shy White girl went to a spa resort where guests could eat the eyes of infants and toddlers that have parasites in them.
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>>153244338
You know, I only just now realized that he's LITERALLY eating babies. That thing people typically use as a catch all term to describe when someone is being accused of doing something ridiculously evil to try and make people hate them.
Everyone saw pictures of Homelander being a literal baby eater, and every one of them, even Homelander, went "holy fuck, but I dunno, I guess that fits."
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>>153262283
Homelander is the kind of massive douchebag who rapes drunk girls and kills people speeding and get away with it, but he's not an actual sadist. Only after black noir gaslit him into thinking he actually was a monster did he go through with those things and even then sort of reluctantly.
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>>153247689
It's never about the actual experience, it's about the fact only they get to do it. I've talked to people that have worked for billionaires directly, and all they do is spend untold quantities of money on mediocre but gawdy shit, simply because (You) wouldn't be able to afford it. Like, putting actual fucking jewels on their food, as if that's going to improve the flavor, washing their clothes in the dew of an endangered species of plant native to Africa, to get a subpar result to using normal fucking cleaners, installing a computer into their toilets that they then don't bother using, etc.
Epstein's island was just the logical conclusion to that kind of excess and degeneracy. The saddest part is that there's still so many fucking people that will defend them across every class of society, because that part really is fucking incomprehensible and can only come down to them being irredeemable suckers.
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>>153244362
its about how heroism doesnt actually exist or something and umm if like your rep as a good person is ruined you'll like degrade into being an awful person who eats babies and thats like all of us i guess
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>>153267663
Until it became really profitable for jewish film and television producers, I think people looked down on comic books because it not only has dumb puerile signalling like this but has probably confused plenty of dumb idiots that it's correct.
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>>153247689
"Human meat doesn't taste good" and "eating human meat is dangerous" are all just stated by pseuds. Human meat largely tastes like pork, but the primary issue is that most people don't think about the cuts of meat in a human body. Like any other animal you want cuts that are tender and rarely exercised, with a good layer of fat. Buttocks and breasts, for instance. Diet also plays a factor. And you don't need to worry about prion disease unless you eat the brain or any other part of the nervous system, which you shouldn't be doing anyway.
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>>153248980
>my subveraive counter-culture propaganda was ruined by my subversive corpo-jew propaganda
>it was all about le heroism that does not exist because heroes slowly turn evil or something even though my good and evil are totally arbitrary concepts
Very interesting, very interesting.
Now i've got a reason to shit on the comics, too.
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No, it's about superheroes as products of the military-industrial complex. The products are defective from the beginning.
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>>153244338
He'd fit right in
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The problem is that /co/ is too stupid for Ennis but think they're too smart for Ennis. This is not to say he isn't a hack, but /co/ is extremely bad at pinpointing how he's a hack. Same deal with shittier writers like Tom King.
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what comics are these from?
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>>153271240
It's really not that complicated, anon. In reality, the show's current tone is little different than the comics'. It's just Ennis doesn't hold back on the offensiveness and is more inclined to mock everything while the show is focused on anything right wing. Both expect the audience to mindlessly clap at the slop presented to them.
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>>153244362
He had psychopatic episodes all the time because he was already on the edge for years and vought unknowingly gaslit him into thinking he had blackouts while doing it and Noir made sure he did these things at moments where Homelander had no alibi. You can shit on the edgelord shit all you want but the story makes sense as it's presented
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Remember how they joked about the girl power shit in Endgame before doing exact thing they were mocking?
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>>153271517
They already did that both with SwingWing and Shout Out in the comics, and handled it better.
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>>153271240
Trvkes. The Boys, at its core, is a satire of American corporatism and the military-industrial complex. Normgroids who think the n-word is "edgy" don't get it because they're too easily filtered.
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>the joke and "fucked up" thing was they were marketing a bisexual woman as a homosexual one, anon
>so basically not real leftism self-eating bullshit
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Did you notice any of the stuff like the proud maeve bars, or the lgbt themed burrito?
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>>153271812
>The Boys, at its core, is a satire of American corporatism and the military-industrial complex. Normgroids who think the n-word is "edgy" don't get it because they're too easily filtered.
It still is a satire of that in the show. There's stuff the comics did better but it tried too hard sometimes and there's flaws.
Thinking the n-word is edgy won't prevent you from liking the comics.
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>the joke and "fucked up" thing was they were marketing a bisexual woman as a homosexual one, anon
that was just part of the depiction. they were just trying to be commerically viable rather than actually care about it.
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>Be Vought
>Most powerful hero has started murdering people for no reason and doesn't have any memory of this
>Don't secretly monitor him
>Don't consider it might be a superhero with shapeshifting powers (the Super Dupers had one)
>Don't consider it might be the clone of him that you made specifically to deal with him if he went mad
Homelander wasn't the only person who was stupid.
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>The writing was fucking terrible, as expected of Ennis.
he's the retard version of Moore
>Moore: oh, you like superheroes? youre stupid and Ill create an interesting story that shows you this childish stuff can be written with complex form, with details in a nuanced fashion. plus darkness and magic because Im a wizard lol
>Ennis: BRaaaapffft fart!@ superheroes are gay! rape joke! eating babies fucking horses! jesus appears! lazer vampires and blowjobs! hehehe superheroes are stupid and gay! so are you! btw thanks for the monies ;-)
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>>153272176
Most supes were psychopaths and homelander kept them in line out of fear. The Noir thing was a failsafe to keep Homelander in line in case he went crazy. As far as keeping tabs on Homelander that would just create more problems for Vought if it got found out and in their mind Noir was failsafe enough already since he was pretty good a pretending he was an obedient tool
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>>153248980
Not even religious, this is just Ennis using his villains to shove his misanthropy down our throats.
I'm tired bros. People like Ennis, Miller and Moore caused the massive overcorrection into political correctness due to the abject nihilism he and his ilk injected into comics.
No room for actual heroics, sentiment or love of neighbor, just vitriol vomited onto a page for sensationalism and shock factor. If that's what gets you buying, I'm sorry you wasted your money.
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