Cartman was right about the Jews since the island news broke out.
Meanwhile Randy gets stabbed by a Muslim and copes about how race had nothing to do with it.

Stan has sex with Nichole onscreen while calling her a stupid monkey slut.

Just triple whammy of anti semitism, anti troon, and anti immigration played unironically

>>153257210
The boys get into a disagreement about Israel where Kyle is in the wrong for being a Zionist and Cartman is in the right.

An episode that's ackshually good

>>153257255
They have to be ironic, you fucking dingaling.

>>153257246
Perfect!
>>153257234
>>153257255
>>153257274
The old Matt and Trey would've done this

>>153257210
Tweek and Craig don’t like each other romantically anymore and break up. Yeah, that’ll kill off the show.

>>153257344
We can do way better

>>153257210
they do a normal episode about a flavor of the week controversy, but feature Asmongold in it in a neutral light

>>153257437
Redditors will call them fence-sitting again. Good

It's simple. Permanently kill off Cartman and Randy in an episode, then just refuse to budge on it.

>>153258013
Won't people see them as ballsy for sticking to it?

>>153258019
Being ballsy doesn't matter if your show is suddenly unprofitable.

>>153257344
Their breakup causes mass unrest to occur, and Dr. Mephisto creates a time machine made out of a porta-potty and powered by monkey asses for the boys to go back in time to resolve the situation.
Unfortunately, after many twists and turns, they wind up back in the dinosaur days and Cartman's fart is what instantly kills off the wildlife. They get back in the machine to get home on the verge of disaster, to find that not only are Creek a couple again but everyone in town is getting into gay or poly orgies and the vegetation resembles asses and crotch.

>>153257210
The Muhammad ep but uncensored

Live webcam feed of Matt & Trey wearing exit bags and turning on the helium

>>153258036
They still have Butters

>>153257210
30 minutes of them, shitting on 4chan then saying that's the last episode ever

>>153257210
Rainforest episode but with Palestine
>Kids go on a humanitarian school trip to Gaza.
>Held hostage by Hamas
>Rescued by Netanyahu himself
>Kyle makes a speech about how we should mind our own business instead of putting our noses in foreign events we don't understand.

obama and biden appear and make even worse shit than trump.

Stan kisses another girl.

>>153257309
No
South Park was always Neolib shit masquerading as AnCap.

Rewatch old episodes without a teenager sight, you'll notice the only ones they went after were those who questioned the established order.

60 minutes of Stan getting a train run on him by Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Wendy with a strap-on, Bebe with a strap-on, Heidi with a strap-on, Token, Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Jimmy, Timmy, the mormon kid, Damien, Trump and JD in a tag-team, and finally Randy.

>>153258573
What about the smoking ep?

Kyle becomes a zionist, goes back in time and murders Muhammed.

>>153258807
Smoking was widespread and accepted, therefore wanting to restrict smoking was going against the status quo.

Once anti-smoking laws became the norm they never defended smoking again.

Remember how they acted during COVID. Have you seen them standing against lockdowns and green pass in defense of their supposed Ancap values? Me neither, because these mesures were the new state-enforced status quo.

>>153258454
Perfect!

>>153258634
The Aristocrats!

>>153257274
kyle wouldn't be a zionist, it doesn't fit his established personality or beliefs at all.

>>153258573
>>153258935
south park was never "ancap" and never pretended to be ancap, you bootlicking troglodytic subhuman.
all anarchists are retarded, but anarcho capitalists are maliciously retarded and should all be killed along with the elites they worship

>>153257234
>Cartman manages to get unredacted epstein files
>decides to read some of them during morning announcements to fuck with Kyle
>as he is getting halfway through first doc he breaks down and just says “what the actual fuck?!”
>calls butters to read it
>butters has the same reaction
>he continues and the entire school hears all the fucked pedo and jewish supremacy shit along with all the manipulation being done
>class is just silent
>whole school is silent
>PC principal who was slamming on the door trying to break it down just stands there dumbfounded
>Cartman stops after a few docs
>goes back to class
>sits at desk
>kyle tries to give him shit
>stan just tells him to shut the fuck up
>before he can retort intercom comes on and PC principal tells everyone to go home
>they all just leave in silence
>kyle tries to talk to stan and kenny but they just keep walking
>he then goes to scream at cartman for causing this and he just looks through him
>before saying “I was right Kyle, but now I really wish I wasn’t” before walking off

>>153259488
He hates Israel, tho

The slaughtering of the Daywalker Ginger Cow rings in the Apocalypse, God and Satan pass judgement on the World, all contemporary worldly figures in the US Administration, escalating to World Leaders on "And you all think YOU'RE so much better" railing on the EU, everyone including new North Korean successor daughter get absolutely roasted and thrown into hell in the final judgement, the episode is yanked on missile threat.

>>153259528
Trey and Parker openly defined themselves as "Libertarians", even though their actions proved otherwise.

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>>153259909
libertarianism is not anarcho-capitalism. libertarianism isn't even necessarily capitalist, left-libertarianism is a thing.

>>153260061
Were COVID lockdowns and social control compatible with Libertarianism according to you ?

So which one of these is the best option

>>153257210
Scathing critical review of epstein, vaxxx, and climate change.

>>153260061
Left-Libertarianism is like Anarcho-Communism: It can't exist without coercion.

"Anarcho"-Communists in Spain had prisons and labor camps for anyone who disagreed.

Left-"Libertarians" leave you the freedom to chose what to masturbate to and maybe smoke some weed but regulate and restrict everything else.

>>153260684
They shilled the vaccined and Mambearpig is real now

an episode entirely about wendy getting fucked multiple times

>>153257210
Satan’s baby should have been Charlie Kirk but they don’t have it in them to be that mean spirited anymore

>>153261210
Perfect!

>>153261305
It would be in extremely poor taste

>>153260061
>left-libertarianism is a thing
This is an oxymoron. Left Libertarianism translates to Collective Freedom. You can't argue against this because the minute you start describing what the leftwing portion is, the libertarian arguments collapse.

Upskirts of the girls

>>153261210
It's actually a special about all the south park girls getting fucked and pregnant. No jokes, just fucking.

>>153262265
Are there other fetishes in that?

>>153257210
Positive Trump episode.

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>>153257210
they make fun of muhammad for real this time and the studio gets blow up the very next day thus cancelling the show

Cartman and Butters go undercover as child sex slaves to get evidence on the jews being evil, so he can rub it in Kyles face. They find out Epstein is still alive, and is in Israel. Jews are seen fucking newborn babies.the moment they emerge out of the wombs of their victims, around a statue of Baal. Trump and Epstein are both double teaming a pregnant 13 year old girl, with Bill Clinton shoving the Israeli flag up her ass and out her mouth. Nyetenyahu threatens to nuke everyone if this is in the Epstein List and that the jew guilt must continue for another 3000 years.

>>153257210
At this rate, if we're being honest, the only thing that would cancel them is underage pregnancy, and that's still not even a guarantee since it could be written off due to their reputation

>>153262397
Yeah, Jimmy Fallon never recovered...

>>153262422
Amazing how randos on 4chan can writr better South Park eps

>>153257210
>Write an early South Park episode

>>153262490
How would that cancel them

Have them make an agreement that they'll only make more episodes if Amezda Richards gets a job. There you go, it's cancelled for good.

>>153262800
Amezda anon left a few weeks ago, you haven't heard?

>>153257234
>>153259685
>>153259488
>>153258342
>>153258634
More Butters brap-rape!

>>153262899
Are you fucking braindead?! Stop!!!

>>153257246
This.

>>153257300
They would need to have non-normietron takes.

>>153262978
Or just a normal episode. No politcs, just fun

>>153262885
Ok, so then you getting a job

>>153260198
I haven't seen any episodes since the pandemic special. Did they make any further commentary on that whole debacle? Because that episode definitely wasn't pro-lockdown

Just 22 straight minutes of Muhammad standing still

>>153263286
This

>>153263286
I always wonder what they'd do if the entire rest of the world just decided to portray him.

>>153262265
Just have everyone else in the town get pregnant alongside them at that point

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>>153257210
kyle and stan finally kiss

>>153263397
Tame

Last decent american cartoon

>>153257210
I make an episode that's like the first three seasons.

No Randy or Butters wank. The kids act like kids. Cartman is bratty and obnoxious, but not outrageously evil. The episode doesn't take itself seriously, no allegory of any kind, no politics, no Oscarbait.

... Matt and Trey freak out and cancel the show out of shame. They cope by sniffing each other's farts while using their academy awards as butt plugs while they cry.

>>153257210
Stan poops hisself for 5 minutes uninterrupted

>>153257210
Stan, Kyle and Kenny gangbang Ms Cartman while Eric masturbates. Make it explicitly stating the boys (sans Kenny) are losing their virginity to hammer the boys will be boys theme

>>153259685
kino

>>153259685
That's... excellent

>>153265483
Noice

An episode where they meet the dancing Israelis without actually saying in the episode or having the kids realise it's them. The kids find them very amiable as they follow them round and hang out with them while they plant thermite explosives in random buildings, talk depressed lonely teenage boys into "taking out their anger on the world" and handing them AR-15s, convince Australians to go to New Zealand and use AR-15s to "save the white race," and go to Fort Detrick to acquire a new version of the weaponised coronavirus to spread around and blame the Chinese for.

The episode ends with them parting ways and wondering why a dance troupe from Israel had such varied hobbies.

>>153266461
Nah, name 'em

Matt and Trey huff their own farts too much and over doze, in their brain rotted state of being they believe themselves to be the most elevated forms of humanity. The new episode is just them attacking everyone and everything, naming names and outing celebrities, politicians and prominent people from every industry have ever met. Every culture, every ethnicity, every belief and school of thought gets literally raped in front of the TV audience in the most hate filled, vile and literal way possible. Matt and Trey then get canceled and their show taken off the air for alleged sexual misconduct with an young intern.

>>153266968
So like 200-201 but worse?

>>153257234
Muslim isn't a race. I knew a white girl who is Muslim (baffling but whatever).

>>153257344
Mr Garrison already de-transitioned, Tweek and Craig breaking up wouldn't do shit.

>>153257210
The school gets shot up after Cartman gets himself some new headphones and really dark sunglasses. He, miraculously, avoids seeing any dead bodies, hearing any bullets, and misses absolutely everything that happens. He then takes to the news as a South Park Elementary """Shooting""" Survivor and says that there was no school shooting and that the media is lying, and gets his own Infowars-style news show. Meanwhile as the B-plot, tax fraud is being committed in South Park by selling homes for a dollar on paper.

>>153266987
>knew a white girl who is Muslim
She's cosplaying bruh

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Wendy decides to take the FtM pill (again), and fights for the right to wear only swim trunks on a school trip to a water park to make a point against sexualization of young children and double standards being applied to transpeople, and repeatedly goes shirtless throughout the episode. Problem is, nobody actually cares about how she dresses while in Wendyl mode.

"I guess I'll just go back to being Wendy again."
>Silence for a moment and black bars suddenly appear over Wendy's chest
"WHAT THE FUC-"
*credits*

Tell me this wouldn't start riots.

>>153267036
How would that get them cancelled?

>>153267132
Ok, not a bad ep

>>153267171
People are still sensitive about Sandy Hook and it would also upset the magats for making fun of Alex Jones.

>>153257210
Legally actionable infringement of someone else's IP rights.
Too easy.

>>153267204
Is that really a big deal?

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>>153263286
They got away with it before 9/11

>>153257210
You’d figure they’d think about wrapping up soon, Matt and Trey both starting to push 60

>>153257210
Every single character begging on their knees to please cancel the show, or their heads are blown off. Soon, everyone by the end of the episode is a bloody corpse thanks to Matt and Trey on a wild killing spree. If Paramount orders new episodes, the episodes from now on are just shots of the corpses with zero dialogue until Paramount gets the hint

>>153267478
Nope! It's gonna go on til they die

>>153267530
That... seems tragic

>>153259488
Kyle is anti zionist, his parents drank the Koolaid and Cartman is having a blast using it to justify all of his antisemitism despite hating the brown people that Israel keeps bombing.

>>153267408
Well, 9/11 happened, so...

>>153263286
it should be just a stick figure they say is Muhammad, that's all you need

>>153267408
Probably one of the most respectful depictions of Muhammad the Liar in western media too.

>>153268019
Yeah, they didn't even insult him

>>153257210
Cartman get iPad

>>153268732
Already happened, retard

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>>153257210
Its just one long series of increasingly filthy ecchi moments with all the girls that eventually escalates to a full blown orgy at the school.