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>It's bad because it's young Aunt May being horny
I don't get it
Old people were young once
They've had sex when they were younger
Your parents had sex
Your grandparents had sex
Does the thought really gross you out?
It's a perfectly natural thing
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>>153261934
Shut up, Millar
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>>153261934
Aunt May was a slut who bust it open and bent it back for both Ben and Richard Parker, but was too irresponsible to take care of her child.

Stupid.
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>>153261934
>>It's bad
I agree.
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>Old people were young once
>They've had sex when they were younger
>Your parents had sex
>Your grandparents had sex
But I haven't had sex
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>>153262533
I did. It's not that big. 20 minutes of bliss in exchange of a whole day of the hole bitching and moaning about every small unimportant shit.
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>>153262533
you are the result of a chain of people going back to the dawn of man who all had sex. You are the first of your direct ancestors to be a virgin
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Its bad because it implies May is Peter's mom
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>>153262721
that was a different time anon, now not all of us can be sex havers
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>>153261934
awful art
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>>153264069
not really
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>>153261934
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They would have to retcon Peter parker to being 60 years old.
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>>153261961
o-okay...
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>>153261934
fuck you my parents never had sex
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>>153261934
For a shlocky comic made for girls, it's actually pretty good, and the twist hits hard. As a piece of Ultimate Spider-Man lore, I'm glad it was retconned into being a comic Nerd Hulk was smuggling around.
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>>153261934
Well yeah, that's not what people who read comics want.
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>>153261934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhaLaKYDHyA
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>>153262721
well back then they had to spawn people just to guarantee they might live
now you have to be careful because spawning people the wrong way might make you die

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