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What's your favorite episode of the award winning western animated web series, DEATH BATTLE!? Personally, I am quite fond of every single Marvel vs DC episode and I hope we get another one after Gru vs Megamind.
Discuss this and all things Death Battle in this thread.
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>>153265620
Okay, what did you guys do this time? Aren we supposed to be mainly talking about grumind?
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Don't make fun of my verse again or else...
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it's Britney Bitch
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>>153265631
grumind is temporary, KINGtos is forever
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>>153265620
leak here, gru wins, minions were ruled as deciding factor and stats went to gru/weapons went to megamind, next time is 682 vs Doomsday
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GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!

Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!
>Featherine
RAPED and GAPED
>The Flash
RAPED and GAPED
>One Above All
RAPED and GAPED
>Superman
RAPED and GAPED
>Jiren
RAPED and GAPED
>Mario
RAPED and GAPED
>Deku and the entirety of MHA
RAPED and GAPED
>Quicksilver
RAPED and GAPED
>Ultraman
RAPED and GAPED
>Scarlet King
RAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!
This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!
Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
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>>153265631
we're supposed to be talking about touhou, a thread was nuked because we stopped
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>>153265730
>if you don't talk about Sonic or Touhou or MHA or Invincible or...we'll nuke the thread
WOG (Weakling Occupied General)...
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The small dog never really got over the small rat after the incident and has to spend long hours personally trying to convince you it RAPES and GAPES the small rat and its verse when it squeaks...
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Should Denji vs Yuji come out this year? What happens if Gege does another JJK sequel (because it sure looks like that's going to be the case)?
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>>153265767
>modulo yuji vs sub-tanjiro tier verse
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>>153265687
>next time is 682 vs Doomsday
Would be very funny if true I kind of hope it happens
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>>153265767
Objectively the best time to drop it would be when the Makima arc gets animated which will also probably be around when Gojo vs Sukuna/Yuji's DE gets animated. That should be long enough to where the seethe from chensofags over the ending has worn off and people can get somewhat excited about the fight again.
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>>153265620
>brown
>faggot hair
>confederate flag belt buckle
who the fuck is this supposed to be and are they single
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>>153265800
Ringmaster, one of the other host OCs that they used to have for DBX. Also very cringe
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>>153265800
ringmaster the guy who hosts DBX
>confederate flag belt buckle
i miss when boomstick actually was
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>>153265687
>next time is 682 vs Doomsday
it would be disappointing if true
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>>153265821
>>153265823
ngl, i was happier with my memories of old death battle than i am now knowing that it has lore and shit
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Why the fuck would Buu survive being sandwiched between his most powerful attack and a star when he gets splattered by planets blowing up?
>he'd move out of the way of the attack
This was already addressed in Kirby vs Buu, Buu wouldn't save himself with IT because he didn't, at best they'd have to count DBZ Kakarot's final boss fight (which didn't exist when Kirby vs Buu was made) where Goku uses IT to dodge an attack from Buu and Buu follows him into IT time with the IT he copied from Goku, but once that fight ends, Buu is still unable to block or avoid the Spirit Bomb.
>the spirit bomb is super effective on bad guys
It isn't, it's just that can't harm anyone who can ride the Nimbus, it doesn't even require a pure heart to fuel or make one either because Cell can do it.

Both these points ignore two far more important factors:
1, It wouldn't matter how powerful and large the Spirit Bomb was if Buu could avoid or survive it like Cell did Vegeta's Final Flash, which would've actually killed him if he didn't dodge at the last second.
2, Even if you successfully convinced people here that Buu *could* avoid the Spirit Bomb, you'd then have to argue *why* Buu would avoid the Spirit Bomb instead of trying to overpower it, which inevitably ends with some fuckass trying to write off the one fucking time Buu's regen failed as just an outlier.
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>>153265823
like i'm not saying he should be calling every male anime MC a faggot or anything but like more creative jokes about stereotypical white trash southerners instead of the same lol beer or muh dad jokes repeated ad nauseam
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>>153265848
>it doesn't even require a pure heart to fuel or make one either because Cell can do it.
cell's heart is pure. pure EVIL That is...
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>>153265858
but the advertisers would not be happy, please understand
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>>153265687
I'm pretty convinced that if SCP ever gets to Death Battle, its first episode will be 096 vs Wonder of U. The crew seemed way more interested on it, and it would be a good start to cement how they'll handle SCP scaling before getting into the cosmic autism
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>>153265885
I do not think they are touching Tooru without a part 8 adaptation
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>>153265834
I mean the DB staff realized how stupid the lore shit and OCs were and completely dropped them, the last time one of them showed up was Ringmaster saying the post-KO line in Simon vs Kyle
I would give Ben that it was probably Rooster Teeth pushing them to do that shit
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>>153265898
Why wouldn't they? It wouldn't be the first time they do an episode on a character with little to no time on a screen
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>>153265922
Because the heavy majority of the Jojo fandom is anime only, and even though Tooru is somewhat of a breakout character in powerscaling circles because of WoU he would still not be widely recognized nor does he have any presence as his own character, and is largely disconnected from the rest of anything recognizable for Jojo anime watchers anyway
I also think it would be strange for them to do a part 8 anime character, the rather unpopular villain no less, compared to the part 7 anime that's currently airing (if sporadically)
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>>153265620
Krasura is my favorite episode because it provided us the with the greatest MFTL+++++ feat in fiction.
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Who'd win? Yuji with every Cursed Technique and Domain or Deku with every Quirk?
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>>153266103
Can someone please explain to me how on earth are there still dumbass defending this? How is moving after getting hit by light proof that you're MFTL?
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>base humans are MFTL
fuark
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>>153265620
>find out Jocelyn the Intern is voiced by that red haired girl who starred in the last few seasons of the original airing of All That before it got cancelled, and now does her own Youtube content
>mfw dem titties
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>>153266127
Can't one technique summon a black hole?
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>>153266197
It’s like when Wally West finished a race before instant teleportation. Kratos blocked the light after it already hit him.
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>>153266492
So can one quirk
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>>153265773
Modulo Yuji has 2 feats and both are fraudulent as fuck
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>>153266127
Yuji with Maru's technique sends Deku into the Sun.
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>>153266492
Yeah but that's a suicide move that destroys the planet
>>153266567
What does Maru's technique even do?
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>>153266601
Maru's technique does whatever the plot needs
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>>153266127
Every quirk means every quirk, including Nagant’s stolen quirk which makes her explode and die and AFO’s quirk which makes that quirk activate
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What's something incoherent you'd want to see scaled just because it would piss people off?
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>>153266636
Aunt May chain scaling to Galactus
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>>153265898
I'm not sure they'd be willing to wait 5 years for that
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>>153266636
Honestly, I don't think anything I could think of could match how retarded MFTL++++ blocking sunlight with your hands was.
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>>153265902
Rooster teeth is a cancer, I hope it stays dead.
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>>153265823
How the fuck was dbx 50% buildup when it was only supposed to be the fight? I hate that shit.
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>>153265687
>682 vs Doomsday
What's the point if 682 is the ultimate "nuh-uh, MY guy is super powerful + infinity can't die EVER" bullshit?
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>>153266705
What about creepypastas?
Or FNF mod characters?
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>>153266601
He manipulates Harmony and Chaos. Conceptually, it let's him bring things closer to what they 'should be' or apart. So when he brought the ship to Earth it was where the aliens needed to be and when he manipulated gravity he was making it act how it shouldn't be. In practice, it makes him basically a god who warps the entire setting according to what Gege needed at the time since at any point he can just decide what should or shouldn't happen.
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Kratos is a jobber
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>>153265620
I don't watch pedophile faggot crap like (you), OP.
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>>153266855
>Kirkman confirmed that Mark is stronger than Superman.
>Kirkman confirmed that Mark is stronger than The Hulk
>Kirkman confirmed that Mark is possibly stronger than Saitama

Retards still think Gohan no-diff cuz chainscaling. Please stick to someone weaker like Ultraman Zero.
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What happens if your verse explodes?
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>>153266855
>there are shitposters ITT that think DB actually wants to make this into a 3 minute fight
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>>153266636
crossover chainscaling, just go full retard with it for the funny
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>>153266990
Last time they did something like that we got Omniman vs Homelander it it's one of the best viewed episodes on the channel
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>>153267007
Which is why it will be perfect once Mark starts being a massive moron and people want to see him suffer.
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>>153267007
The difference is that Homelander is an asshole bully who deserves to get shit on. Mark is fighting for his fucking life and nearly dies in every single serious fight he's in. Also, his life sucks. No one wants to see Mark get bullied for 3 straight minutes.
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>>153267004
Noncanon crossover scaling, sure. But canon crossover, no, because it's actually canon. It actually canon Shovel Knight kicked Krato's ass. It's actually canon that an AMPED Superman got statmated by Homelander. Why pretend canon events didn't happen?
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>>153267080
They can just do it around the Dinosaurus arc when Mark becomes complicit in genocide and then doesn't get punished for it but still gets rewarded and pampered by the show
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>>153267080
No one on the Death Battle team aside from DA had any issue with Asura being demonized and bullied by Kratos, and most normies didn't either.
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>>153267130
THIS ISN'T ABOUT ASURA YOU FAGGOT
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>>153267123
>>153267080
You don't need to wait that long, I'm sure a lot of people want Mark to die gruesomely after crying like a faggot in a hospital room over his girlfriend having a broken leg while millions were being killed right outside
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>>153265688
TRVEST OF NVKES!
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>>153267080
>>153267141
>No one wants to see Mark get bullied for 3 straight minutes.
Waaaah waaah, we don't wanna see Mark get bullied.

You had no issue doing that to other characters.
>waaaah s-shut up, this isn't about those characters

Thanks for confirming that DeathBattlefags are biased, hypocritical babies when it comes to which characters are allowed to get bullied.
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>>153267137
Do you think this would be enough to break Naruto out of his Talk no Jutsu habits?
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>>153265688
Boo
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>>153267222
Sonic RAPES and GAPES that light butthole and nuts deep inside it
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>>153265688
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>>153267110
Post future issues of Superman acknowledging Homelander or anything in the world of The Boys
Post The Boys canonically acknowledging Homelander's encounter with Superman
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>>153267226
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>>153267226
No the fuck he does not. those shiny rocks are WEAK shit compared to the speed force.
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>>153266103
My favorite is Akuma vs Shao Kahn for scaling a character to an attack they are not able to dodge or survive. They're in a different league than VSBW
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>>153267247
Those rocks have canonically held planets together and destroyed the entire universe.
Post the Speed Force ever doing something like that.
>inb4 statementsissyspam
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The small dog keeps barking about how it RAPES and GAPES the lion you wonder if it secretly likes it when the lion rapes the small dog when it barks
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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
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>>153266947
>Kirkman is a hack retard writer who has no credibility in what he says and Mark gets slaughtered by 80% of the flying brick archetype
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>>153267226
>FAGly Sonic false flag
>Imagines Sonic putting his cock inside another man
Sonic will never be gay. Wally canonically is obsessed with tight blue assholes
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>>153267241
If the event was acknowledged as canon by DC's continuity, then it's canon. What you're doing is coping.
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>>153267137
You honestly think Sasuke would care
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>>153267273
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>>153267257
>Speed force repaired heaven and the dc multiverse

Sonic is weak
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>>153267210
He Talk no Jutsu'd the guy that murdered his parents and left him a lonely, miserable orphan.
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>>153267259
small monkey says something retarded because the lion is easily ragebaited
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RAPE, r-rape, r-rape, rape, rape,
Gotta RAPE fast, gotta GAPE fast,
Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Rapin' at the speed of sound (make tracks)
Rapist hedgehog's in town
Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a rape location,
Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,
Just RAPE, rape, rape, rape, r-r-r-r-rape, rape!
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's cumin' next,
So watch out... For Sonic X!
Gotta RAPE fast (Sonic!), gotta GAPE fast (Sonic!),
Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
GAPE, g-gape, g-gape, gape, gape, gape, gape!
So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,
Gotta GAPE faster!
Gotta RAPE fast!
Gotta GAPE faster, faster, faster, faster,
Sonic X!
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>>153267137
puppetification fetish triggered
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>>153267273
Doesn’t exist
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>>153267308
Gojobros...
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>>153267312
The cucky SissyForce has never done any of those things.
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>>153267284
>Sonic out of literally NOWHERE
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>sonicfags when you ask them what those candy rock macguffins are doing against a multiversal source of infinite energy that could be used to steal sonic's speed and lobotomize him.
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>>153267314
>>153267321
>>153267325
No
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>>153267329
Naruto tanking this is bullshit. No way his lung wasnt obliterated from that.
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>actually gay porn
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>>153266947
>Kirkman confirms
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Hulk and gay porn are an inseparable duo.
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Property of Sonic the Rapehog.
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atleast post futa
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>more gay porn
>someone begging for tranny porn too
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>>153267379
Most wanted matchup?
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Who wins this?
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Hulk…
Brazil…
Gay porn…

All one and inseparable…
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>>153267389
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>>153267355
Mariojeet is known for that.
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>>153267389
Need more non standard fights
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>>153267481
then read a fanfic
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Every aspect of Sonic discourse is fiercely homosexual.
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…not that there’s anything wrong with that of course
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>>153267363
We need Kirkman vs GRMM in a bullshit off for who wins between Mark and Jaime Lannister
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>>153267353
Kurama probably quickly fixed that shit
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What comes to mind when you see this character?
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>>153267137
is that an actual woman who got transformed? extremely hot if so
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>>153267602
Someone is going to say bush or the c word and it's going to be a sign that dcfags never got over Kyle losing
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>>153267602
Cuck
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>>153267602
Cuckoldry, sissification, gay sex
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CALLED IT
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>>153267602
>FUUUUCK DOOOOOD
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>>153267602
Netorare
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>>153267514
AIEEEE you can't compare goy of thrones to stronger verses apologize NOWWWWWW!!!!!
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>>153267494
I don’t get this mentality. Some fuckers had a fit when they even teased Columbo vs light for some reason. Like people are allergic to any IQ in their fights
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>>153267602
That time he stepped in loser (ie the entirety of DC's cosmology)
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>>153267602
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Something I liked about Simon Vs Kyle was how no one understood what string theory was or how no one wanted to believe that the anti-spiral was throwing actual universes.
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I only believe in G-string theory desu
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>>153267602
VNDEFEATED BVLL
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>>153267656
The reactions during the premiere were grand.
>DCfags when they specified those galaxies were actually universes
>DCfags when Otoko wank came in after being adamant the whole wait period that it was nothing and wouldn't show up.
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>>153267671
The Otoko stuff actually getting translated because of this episode was neat.
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>>153267656
>confetti beam
>LVCAS SIMON
>this panel
These were all funny
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>>153267602
DC gets RAPED and GAPED by him???
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>last Street Fighter and MK episodes were during Season 8
when are we getting new ones?
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>>153267742
We'll probably get a Fire God Liu Kang ep at some point.
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>"NO! YOU DESTROYED MY INFINITELY SIZED INFINITE DIMENSION INFINITE MULTIVERSES ACROSS INFINITE TIMLINES ACROSS INFINITE TRANSCENDANT PLANES ACROSS INFINITE REALITY>FICTION CONCEPTUAL PLATONIC EMANATIONS BEYOND ALL LOGIC AND MATHEMATICS WITH YOUR MERE PRESENCE ALONE! HOW COULD YOU!"
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>>153267774
>But Gandalf refused
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>I created and destroyed an infinite amount of infinite multiverses of infinite dimensions, infinite r>f layers, infinite metaversal layers, infinite transdimensional layers, infinite outerversal layers, infinite extraversal layers, infinite transcendental layers, infinite platonic emanations and concepts, nondualities, beyond all space and time and concepts and mathematics and logic systems and all thoughts and all possibilities that exist, can exist and can't exist and philosophy before this fight began btw. No you can't see any of it.
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>>153267392
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Bowser and his entire verse.
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>>153267742
We already got more than enough of both series.
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>>153267742
Liu Kang will probably fight Jago because Ryu gets gaped too hard and the crew loves KI
Akuma still has Raoh
Raiden has Raiden Shogun if Tiki ever feels like forcing Genshin into the show again
And there's still a bunch of filler MK vs SF fights they could do like Baraka vs Vega, Mileena vs Juri, and Ken vs Sub-Zero
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>>153265767
>Gege does another JJK sequel
No no and no, do a Heian prequel or bust
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>>153267137
Doll joints... Erotic...
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The turtle rapes and gapes the small hedgehog when it squeaks.
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>>153267706
The moment /dbg/ found out that Simon had probability bullshit and that it was shown that it was something even Wally didn't have an answer to, was the moment everyone knew Kyle was gonna die. It was amazing. I love these small moments when /dbg/ actually bothers to look into source material and finds out one of the opponents has some ridiculous feats.
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>>153267847
... in his delusional cuckhold fantasies.
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>>153267872
...which are the small hedgehog's fantasies of course, who continually prods and provokes various animals to garner a reaction to sate his homolust
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>>153267816
You will get Yuta isekai in that era and you will like it
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>>153267308
I have an unshakable feeling this will happen sooner or later
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>>153267602
DC's cosmology getting drilled.
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>>153267080
Mark allows millions to die by cancelling the reboot so he can bang eve earlier, sells earth out to immortal's tyranny despite know it will happen, and brings the viltrum empire full circle by continuing its conquest of the universe, he can eat shit lmao
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>>153265767
They'll probably try to give them a pity win first, that is if they can find anything they don't get stomped in
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going out on a date with a girl must be so much fun...
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>>153267972
Denji...
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>>153267939
>a pity win first
genuinely what do they even have that's a win?
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going out on a date with a girl (male) must be so much fun…
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>>153267994
JJKING!
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>>153265620
>award winning
Hasn't won shit
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>>153267887
... is what the turtle coped as the hedgehog soloed his verse again.
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>>153268020
...in the hedgehog's fantasies...
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BRING ME BOB THE BUILDER, BRING ME ASH WILLIAMS (only evil dead 1 version tho), BRING ME JOSE FROM HOME DEPOT!!!
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>>153268020
>>153268030
>1 minute apart
hm
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>>153267991
From the top of my head, Yuji has Ruby from RWBY, Tanjiro, Harry Potter, the guy from Blue Exorcist, Gon from HxH, that one dude from Bungou Stray Dogs maybe

Denji has Kaiman from Dorohedoro and I guess Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul
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>>153267991
Maybe Bubblegum vs Makima
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>>153268051
Wagies look like this
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>>153268039
>59 seconds apart
Gonna need you to think about that with a 1 minute cooldown
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>>153267796
>Holy FWARK did you just create and destroy an infinite amount of infinite multiverses of infinite dimensions, infinite r>f layers, infinite metaversal layers, infinite transdimensional layers, infinite outerversal layers, infinite extraversal layers, infinite transcendental layers, infinite platonic emanations and concepts, nondualities, beyond all space and time and concepts and mathematics and logic systems and all thoughts and all possibilities that exist, can exist and can't exist and philosophy before this fight even began and it's ALL ON SCREEN IN DETAIL???
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>>153268101
Asura to KINGtos...
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>>153268101
that's how featfags demand every fight in fiction to be written
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>AAAAIEEEEE!! PLEASE DON'T GAPE ME!!!
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>>153268048
I probably should've been more specific
what popular matchups
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>>AAAAIEEEEE!! PLEASE DON'T GAPE ME!!!
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>>153268123
>>153268138
KWAB!!! My HERO could never.
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The Raped vs The Gaped
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>>153268142
not Gohan…
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>>153268144
Goku vs Sonic....
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>>153268138
HEARTWARMING: Goku and Gohan spend time on father-son bonding by GAPING and RAPPING lesser verses!
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Matchups for this sentiment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCnpzQ1Tew
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I GAPED the RAPED and RAPED the GAPED!!
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>>153267917
Yeah but he isn’t Le Sexist Drumpf so Homelander is worse.
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>>153268175
The Mask…
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>>153268030
...the turtle coped, as he couldn't face the reality that the hedgehog RAPES and GAPES him.
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What's worse/more humiliating? Being gaped or being raped?
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>>153268190
...the hedgehog coped, as he saw the turtle RAPE and GAPE his verse on canon battle
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The taped...
The caped...
The japed...
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>>153267991
I don't know if the verse has much appeal left outside of Denji and Makima, even Reze's strong movie boost had worn off by the time Bakugo blew her up
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Bruce Banner is so cute....
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>>153268234
We kno, Mei Kamino
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>>153267857
Nah they were still clutching to Muh Life Equation even after that. It was when Otoko wank was confirmed combined with the Future's End stuff with whatsherface no selling and that Kyle confirming that it can be resisted by embodying enough of an emotional spectrum thing they knew they were screwed.
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>>153268234
Incest bad, Jen
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ROARtos. That is all.
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>>153268234
Goji.....
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>>153267481
Ben already had multiple meltdowns over garbage ass Match ups like these
Stop it, it's not gonna happen
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KINGS
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>ducks GODCHADLORDperman
>ducks Hal CHADordan
Why are Simoncucks so weak?
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I WILL NOT LET YOU KEK ME FROM MY GIIIIIIRL!
>and I can't bear to see them taking my dame
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>>153267939
Denji vs Yuji is CSM's designated pity win
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>>153268267
Silly Weakerman. Simon bullied a buffed Cosmic Armor Superman in the fight
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>>153268289
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>>153265687
Fake and gay
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>>153268260
May I see those meltdowns? Sounds funny
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>>153268138
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>>153268267
Post Kyle not scaling to the Source and AntiMonitor and not being placed above Hal Jordan on Canon Battle
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>>153268292
yeah like how Bardock could breathe in space in his fight
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>>153268288
What a weird interaction
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>>153268267
>Hal Jordan
Why would CHADmon bother fighting that weakling when he already clowned on his superior?
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>>153268260
Imagine getting mad at a meme matchup
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>thread filled with nothing but yapping dogs
Grim
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>>153268299
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/BHIiWTbr7Z
Ben would rather make 30 Bakugou vs Reze like fights than one connectionslop match up
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He was surpassed...
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The connections? uh...idk lol
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Do you think Hal Jordan and Kratos would be big fans of the game Teaching Feeling, in which a man TEACHES an orphan by grooming them into his wife
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>>153268301
>>153268162
But Superman is the one who RAPED and GAPED Goku?
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I ungaped and unraped everyone in this thread.
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>Ben JOBinger
Jobbed to a single Gokubro and couldn't tank a punch to the head.
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Connections? Sorry, I’m more of a Wordlechad myself
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speaking of Simon it's pretty funny that shortly afterwards after giving Simon Information regeneration they gave Wile. E far better information regeneration
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>>153268395
KINGTOS!
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>>153268395
Josuke HigashiCHAD!!!
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Raped people raped people.
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>>153268101
The more the GODS of intelligence aka quantum physicist learn about reality the less sense reality makes. The idea beyond the universe would be organized into easily noticiable layers is pure cope. The real multiverse would probably cause physicist to go nuts from trying to make sense of it.
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>>153268395
King Kong…
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The only thing stoping a bad guy raping is a good guy raping
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>>153268444
What about a bad guy raping an even WORSE guy?
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>>153267308
Gojo would love this
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>>153266127
Yuji because he could just command deku to kill himself with cursed speech
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>>153268458
The Jonkner would love this though.
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>>153268444
I forgot to say that KINGtos gaped me btw
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Your hero can slice a massive moon and monster in half, right?
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>>153268384
Teaching requires man on man rape, you can’t teach a wife.
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>>153268497
who?
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>>153268490
Deku with Eris bullshit would be unstoppable
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>>153266127
>>153268490
Deku would splatter Yuji before Yuji can react.
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>>153268497
...Who is that?
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>>153268497
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>>153266726
but isn't that how all jjk powers work? cursed techniques have a central theme and a few separate abilities related to it; like how gojo's theme is "infinity" and so he has various powers that are related to the idea of infinity, but he doesn't have complete control over the concept of infinity, he can't randomly decide that there's an infinite amount of something or that he's moving at infinite speed. wouldn't maru be the same?
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>>153268518
Deku had Eri’s bullshit, he could barely beat Overhaul
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>>153268529
>barely even building level
Sad.
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>I'm a featsGOD that solos 99% of fiction even with the most flowery of statementswank but nobody knows me or my verse...
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>>153268539
I wonder if +Eri power would let Deku implant more of OfA without actually passing it on. So he could turn someone into an organic bomb potentially.
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>>153268555
>multiple buildings destroyed
>barely even building level
?
either way he splatters yuji
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>>153268555
that building level freckle-face-kamikaze had continental scaling.
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Probably being gaped
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>>153268585
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>>153268568
Supposedly Deku had his DNA altered by OFA, so Eri should have been able to restore it just like she did Mirio’s. They never thought of it
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>>153268539
No Eri was just rewinding him back to full power. Deku with the actual quirk would be unstoppable because One for All nerf no longer exists with that Rewind hax.
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>>153268598
B-Broly-sama...
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>>153268573
...in my fanfiction.
>>153268574
Post Deku destroying a continent.
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>>153268497
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>>153268602
I think part of it is also just Eri's power not being recharged yet.
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>>153268198
>Parroting
Done.
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What if you gave OfA to someone that has an enhanced regeneration Quirk? Hypothetically that would make stockpiling a lot less dangerous.
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>>153268349
Bakugou vs Reze seems to have leveled off pretty hard, without the relatively recent Twitter slapfight it probably would be sitting with Gray vs Esdeath and Misaka vs Killua in the "anime fights whose only connection is their main ability" dungeon. But it looks like said slapfight is the only thing keeping it from being the worst performing episode of the new era. I'm thinking Ben's going to have to swallow his bile on this. The combo of connections leading a viewer to think "Wow, these two seemingly unrelated characters have a lot more in common than I thought" and seeming lack of fight potential possibly leading to "Wow, that fight animation was really creative" might be something worth trying. After all, look at the views sprite fight animations or fight animations in general are getting in comparison to video essays nowadays. Maybe some comparative literature might help.
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>>153268603
Deku with the actual quirk would just be rewinding himself after injuries like she was doing.
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>>153268652
>>153268642
Oh shit, what if Deku gave Eri OFA
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>>153268458
Bueno was TEACHING the jonklah with the help of gordon, that is very different.
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>>153268669
Bueno does not teach.
His rapes are purely animalistic.
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>>153268497
She IS my hero.
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>>153268688
Yujiro wouldn't be able to do that to Kuroki.
Kuroki is too 'green', while Yujiro is too 'strong' to win.
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>>153268631
...cried the hedgehog as he impotently and weakly responded 40 minutes later after he was gaped
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>>153268682
Jobs to futa cock.
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>>153268682
you hero wants to fuck a brown girl
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>>153268756
that's one thing we have in common!
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>>153268756
Damn, she’s just like me frfr
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>>153268756
BASED?!
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>>153268769
>>153268771
That brown girl is also planetary level.
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>>153268788
then those planets must be weak
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>>153268788
Solar system level actually, given that her and Nono kicked a black hole so hard they made it's event horizon split.
https://youtu.be/V46ciduAzwo?si=RmGHCw-Ba3VKeGSQ&t=83
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>>153268395
Maruki did nothing wrong.
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I'm going to be king of the pedophiles!
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YO!
Ya-yo, ya-yo!
Dreamin'! Please just give me Ramona
Dreamin'! Please just give me Ryuko
Dreamin'! Just give me mid-Z villains
Dreamin'!
Just give me, pity wins, pity wins, pity wins, pity wins, pity wins, pity wins, pity WINS!

Here's how the story goes, we find out
'bout the saddest sperg in /dbg/, there's no doubt
The latinx whose IP is on it, he'll sing
~Sonic rapes and gapes your verse, Sonic rapes everything~
Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, oh-ho

His name is Sonic
(That's Sonic Maurice Hedgehog!)
But he'll be QVEEN of the lolcows!
He's in the O2 Club!
(How did that happen?)
Oh-NO-no, Mario and Flash had him outclassed
Ya-yo, ya-yo

His name's Chris Chan, he's just like Sonic's top guy!
And a L-A-D-Y, Barbara knows why!
Sega's making a flop again...
Samenic's cookin', he's good at falseflagging!
Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, oh-ho
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/av-X3W3EL2M
>Rapier now has casual laserdodging feats
Ermm, HRTsisters? Our response?
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>>153268939
BAAAASED
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wall-level GAWDS
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>HRT
these guys really are trannies huh
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>>153268622
Kratos can do that too! Just because we've never seen him do it doesn't mean he can't
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>>153268702
Yujiro chainscales himself to DC, to become street tier again, making him win by being to "weak".
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>>153269019
>a bunch of red haired teens to a grown man with a dream
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>>153268961
Kurt rapes and gapes the entire earclacks verse (with the exception of infinity, he has suggs layers):
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>>153269019
Pre-Training Saitama probably edges out a win I'd imagine.
He survived some pretty impressive damage from Crablante
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>>153269019
Pre finger yuji is outright superhuman here.
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>>153268826
Wouldn't that be beyond solar system level since in the episode they explained that them kicking that space monster and the blackhole in half was going to cause a new big bang?
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>>153269019
>>153269094
This, but in reality it would be
Saitama>=Ichigo>Yuji>Denji
Saitama has the advantage purely due to actually having taken quite a lot of hits from that monster. Ichigo meanwhile beats the shit out of like 5 other highschoolers 1v5 and didn't seem to get hit much.
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>>153268395
STOP RIGHT THERE
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>>153269170
Yuji is super human before being fingered though
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>>153268497
Kratos could do this.
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>>153269299
Ichigo was too, considering he was able to see ghosts, shinigami, and was able to break out of Rukia's binding spell with just his physical strength.
Also the fact that he would regularly beat the shit out of people like 5 on 1 without much effort.
He also survived getting hit by a big hollow pre-shinigami.
Now, whether or not he's more superhuman than Yuji, I cant decide.
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Just because we've never seen me have sex with a woman doesn't mean I can't.
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>>153268538
Harmony/Chaos is vague enough that Maru just does whatever is needed. The Simurians needed a new home so Maru's technique created a ship that would take them to Japan. They didn't know the language so his technique instantly teaches them all to speak Japanese. When he gets the idea to perform the ritual he teleports the exact person he needs to his location despite not even knowing Yuji had what he needed. Gege writes his ability to work by seemingly bending the plot to his will at times
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>>153269144
Yeah, but it's not like they can just casually split a black hole and cause a big bang to give them universal level AP, especially since Lal'c can't survive that and Nono gets ascended to some higher plane of existence that doesn't allow her to meet Noriko and thus almost certainly limits her ability to actually do anything other than exist.
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>>153269079
>hero
>murders some guy
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>>153269440
he was going to murder a child
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>>153269450
And what if that child had it coming?
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>>153269450
And the crab guy got in his way? Jesus!
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>>153269450
Sonic RAPES and GAPES both of them
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>>153269485
He did draw nipples on Crablante
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Who's your most liked/disliked /dbg/ poster?
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>>153269546
(you), the anon reading this post.
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>>153269546
Fuck off, poopdickschizo.
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>>153269546
Kind of hurts the point if you admit poopdickschizo does exist.
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>>153269556
M-me?
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>>153267080
Mark deserves it he’s a gigantic fucking hypocrite and he hands the world over to Rudy on a silver platter, Mark is why the King Immortal future is so fucked up.
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>>153269627
No, that's not the point. The point is obsessively thinking anyone you don't like is poopdickschizo and derailing an entire thread over it.
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>>153268349
>>153268644
The easiest answer is that both the connectiontards and Ben are idiots.
No, fights like Omori vs Room or Flowey vs Monika should never happen, regardless of how many "connections" they have.
On the other hand Ben doesn't have any idea what constitutes a good fight and continuously books terrible fights that have clearly awful dynamics like every other MHA fight that wasn't Shigaraki vs Mahito or even Kratos vs Asura.
Both of them also don't factor in debatability and actual fandom rivalry (what was going in with BakuReze was not that). The DBMfaggots don't care at all about it and push retarded stomps while hypocritically whining about other stomps like Gohan vs Invincible, they have no standards or consistency. Ben is barely a powerscaler, he doesn't actively involve himself in the scene and thus he doesn't really have any idea which fights are debatable or not.
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>>153268566
Laharlfags…
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All those poopdickschizos down there look the same (look the same)
And I can't bear to see his posts in my thread
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>>153268566
Nonobros...
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Plasma Pea Shooter
Akko
Hanako-Kun
Brain Sponge
Belgian Bob
Brian
Keatos
Kratod
Poopdickschizo
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Sephiroth vs Vergil could be an even match where its their abilities/skills that decide the match
They tie in Infinite Speed if the logic of evading attacks from everywhere Is used because Bartz beat Omnipresent Exdeath and Dante beat Omnipresent Mundus
The Devil May Cry Cosmology is apparently bigger than Final Fantasy according to the Wiki (and V Vergil scales above Argosax who was merging the realms) but the FF verse there is old (heard there is a dimension layer for 12 and stranger of paradise) with for example Vaan being listed as Tier 5 where he should be much higher for defeating Gilgamesh
Gilgamesh himself Post 5 fought the Warriors of Light of FF1 which can fight Chaos, who is superior to Exdeath because of Dissidia, in FF13-2 he wields Chaos Nail obtained from the Dissidia Conflicts and in Stranger of Paradise he fought Jack after absorbing Chaos
Remake Sephiroth is above Gilgamesh because of Rebirth where Gilgamesh is an opponent
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>>153269831
Remake Sephiroth is massively buffed from original, Vergil is out of his depth
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>>153266855
why are they in scrap brain zone?
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>>153269831
Final Fantasy can easily get up to 1-A by anyone who's dedicated enough and Sephy himself gets to casually complex multiversal with Remake
Vergil has literally no way to kill Sephiroth who can reconstruct himself based on memories and is vastly vastly outhaxxed
It's a gigantic stomp
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>>153269831
Sephiroth was ultra buffed in the remakes.
Also it would be funny to see Aizen join the oxygen club
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>>153269759
>On the other hand Ben doesn't have any idea what constitutes a good fight
I think this is the main issue overall, though it may be more a problem of uncertainty and trying to keep the show going as opposed to a deep-seated ideology thing. But Ben reversing his stance from making a chart of thematic connections to explain why they did Mewtwo vs Shadow instead of Mewtwo vs Silver or Freiza to his recent words is a source of dissonance in that we've been using one set of criteria for so long and now are expected to discard it completely
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I just want Capcom to win more, out of all the game companies represented they are the biggest jobbers.
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>>153268566
Xianxiafags....(mostly me):
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>>153269831
Sephiroth is multiversal now. You don't even need to use dissidia or other shit because he knows of and affects multiverses on his own in the remake. Vergil is just lucky he got beaten before that
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Who should composite Clash of Clans fight?
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>>153270469
More like Clash of ZAMN!
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>>153270211
Street Fighter is just full of shitters and Mega Man keeps punching up to absurd degrees, seriously, look at its matchup spread: Astro Boy, the blue rat, fucking Ultron, and now it's going to fight Transformers.
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>>153270469
I can't believe CoC has such amazing Feats!
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>>153268642
They'd get cancer. I'm not even kidding since it's canon ofa makes people with quirks die faster so they'd get a super charged cancerous version of regeneration like deadpool
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>Casually eradicates your verse
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>>153270518
Mega man X will win against transformers, believe in the retarded gacha plan.
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>>153270579
Hal’s onahole looks like THAT?!
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>>153269019
Denji fights like a rabid dog so he's gonna kick one of them in the nuts repeatedly to get a win against one person and then lose.
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>>153270593
Ofc Halbros are pedophiles
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>>153270605
Seething isn’t gonna keep you from being molested and GAPED, lil bro
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>saves your Spider KINO
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>>153270623
Halfag try not to think about children for 10 seconds challenge : IMPOSSIBLE
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>>153270556
You know what, fair enough. It does seem like one of those things you could potentially plan around, but it just didn't work out.
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>>153270584
nice gacha scaling now check this shit out
>JG1 scaling
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>>153269019
DATTEBAYO~!
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>Rapes hulk, green lantern,and green naruto
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>JOBlien X
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>[LEGO victim babble]
Huh?
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*huff* *huff* Damn brat, this will TEACH you to respect adults!! *Hiff* ORA! STOP PISSING OFF AND GET TIGHTER!
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>>153270737
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>>153270737
>>153270816
The ultimate battle of the green jobbers!
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BRING ME SIMON THE NIGGER
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My hero is omnipotent (if there are no scissors around)
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Make a /bant/ thread. I dare you.
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>>153270843
>green-lantern-deluxe-KIDS-costume-alt-3
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Post Croatia not being delusional Serbs
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>>153270884
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Who is the hulk avatarfag? Why is he attention whoring?
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>>>/bant/24224779
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Time huh?
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>>153270904
He beat a big lizard and lost to the legendary super saiyan. What do YOU think his problem is? Just let him be angry, he will tire himself out.
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>>153270904
Really wants us to think Hulk is cool after Immortal (which made him a canon gay pride tranny)
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Time huh?
*uses ring to turn baby into naked 18 year old*
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Ben is actually worthy of a GL ring
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>>153270953
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>>153270904
He's upset infernal Hulk flopped and the big fight with TOAA he was hyping up was a fraud alert moment
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>>153270965
The penguins would actually be more worthy than:
Halpedo, The Nigger, retard Gardner, and Kyle Gayner
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>>>/bant/24224779
>>>/bant/24224779
>>>/bant/24224779
Notice how the Hulkfag doesn't even use the thread. This is because he's a pussy
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>
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FFFFUUUAAARRRKKKKKKK
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Post match ups with amazing fight potential and good connections
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>>153270971
So is toaa not outerversal?
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>>153271018
>that filename
no he wouldn't
he'd look for many alien babes to breed
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>>153271033
Wasn’t even TOAA himself, but an angel he sent imbued with his power. Jobbed to being hit with rocks in a wall-level fight
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>>153271039
You're retarded and were probably molested as a kid, I'm sorry.
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>>153271033
TOAA used an avatar that makes Darkseid's avatar look like true form Darkseid and had a street level fight with Hulk (forma de negro demonio)
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>there are /bant/ people using the Death Battle thread
You guys were so pussy, you got replaced by /bant/er men
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What made the DB team change their minds about connections?
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>>153267033
/dbg/ series finale
>>153269022
>picrel
what would be a good webcomic MU?
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>>153271053
Knowing marvels writters, the actual TOAA will get sent to extensive care after a building fell over him, while storm destroys a gazillion platonic omniverses.
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The PILLAR of /dbg/!!!
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>>153271025
The thing vs the flood
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>>153271025
Thor Odinson vs Ultraman Zero
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HulkLORD won the /bant/ thread.
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>>153271112
>male autism
Tranny or extremely ugly woman, call it?
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>rapes godzilla
>destroys a blackhole...Then struggles to destroy the earth, and starts screaming in pain after being hit with lava
>had a street level fight with bootleg TOAA where he needed to use rocks to beat her
>also had a far worse performance against godzilla than the fucking silver surfer and odin
Not a good year for Hulk, kek.
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So street level Hulk isn't helping him beat Doomsday I take it?
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>>153271060
actually I wasn't, I did go into the car of a stranger once but no diddling was involved
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>>153271156
Doomsday is also street level, lets not fool ourselves.
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There's nothing wrong with putting on a street level fight with the absolute strongest character in your verse.
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>still seething
YUP. Too easy.
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>>153271186
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Hulk vs GL vs Ben 10
Let's take this to /bant/ boys, no more pussyfooting
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>>153271200
Kek based CHADulk
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>>153267602
I think of cape shitters seething. (You) got some replies from them already.
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Did somebody say Green characters?
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>>153271156
They can’t even bullshit he scales to nerfed TOAA because he used an avatar lmao
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>>153267602
That he looks like a homo that buys his stuff from Hot Topic.
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HEY GUYZZ ~ <3
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Hulk fag please...Your hero was downgraded to street tier level for the 154546th time, just stay down please....
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Why is this Broly victim still speaking?
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G it.
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>>153271254
Is Piccolo allowed Orange Piccolo? Or is that off theme?
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Maybe Gohan vs Mark is closer than we thought DBS bros...
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>>153271258
ugly whore
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>>153271348
Mark died to a yo-yo.
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>>153271394
post Gohan tanking a yo-yo
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>>153271394
post it
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>>153271442
That's not Mark.
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>>153271442
THIS is Gohan's opponent?
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>>153271442
KWAB!
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Doomsday vs scp-682 coming soon...
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>>153271483
That's not Gohan.
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>>153271460
No, I've heard Gohan is fighting this ''Ultraman'' guy. I think he's from the Mega Man series idk.
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>>153271483
Yep, that’s Gohan after being GAPED by Hulk
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>>153271348
I dont think Toyo grasps that vehicle should be frozen in time from Gokus speed perspective
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>>153271483
THIS is Mark's opponent?
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I'm gonna need a Puddle vs Yo-yo scaling
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>>153271560
No, I've heard Mark is fighting this ''Rodimus'' guy. I think he's from the Mega Man series idk.
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>>153271483
KWAB!
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>>153271483
>>153271556
That puddle? KINGulk's cum dripping out of WEAKhan's GAPED hole
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>g1 blog on this is coming soon
Who are we betting?
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Tick tock
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>>153271599
they're also on the same spots
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Bakugo vs Guila from Nanatsu no Taizai
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>>153271599
GODvel of course.
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>>153271626
The used condom is Dr Strange btw
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>>153271483
Gohan five seconds after picking a fight with Naruto.

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