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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!

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The poster above me is gay

>>153273004
Can Asura win any of his non Kratos Match ups?

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>>153273004
Avatar Aang, the Last Airbender vs Yugo the God-King of the Eliatrope

Better than the gachashit option

Someone should do a new pic with both of them in their super form

>>153273047
Hinata
VS
My BWC
Who wins?

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Behave

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>>153273004
>One shots your favorite verse

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>>153273074
Bro go spend time with your wife and kids

>>153273113
>wife and kids
lol, lmao, rofl even

>>153273054
what would a viltrumite/mobian hybrid look like?

>>153273069
This isn't fair since Yugo would shitstomp aang unless he has something that makes him planet level or higher.

>>153273060
He brutally stomps Adam of RoR, stomps Zly (or high diffs if you use Toei scaling or Broly high diffs him) and loses against DBS Broly, and Atrocitus stomps him. I don’t know much about his matchup with War from Darksiders though.

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WE MUST BE STRANGER MEN

>>153273127
What about Asura vs Beerus

>>153273071
Hinata, by leaving the room, because she only prefers raikage's BBC ( >>153273047 naruto also prefers bbc https://youtu.be/kGfVUP86xoc?t=214 )

>>153273123
Since when DB has ever been fair?
To be fair I wouldn't be surprised if theyr tried pulling feats out of their ass to even the odds.
And this fight is mostly because they are thematically similar

>>153273121
Ultramanfag why are you posting Behave every thread, when you're in your late 30s. Don't you think it's time to call quits and to something more appropriate with your time? like becoming a podcaster or beard oil guy?

>>153273131
Kill yourself, G1 shill, your match choices fucking suck

>>153273139
>>153273071
>Sees Naruto
>Starts talking about cucking and black men's dicks
Yep, the average Naruto haters...

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>>153273139
Narutards...I...

>>153273122
>what would a viltrumite/mobian hybrid look like?
they would look like gumball

>Sees Naruto
>Starts talking about cucking and black men's dicks
Yep, the average Naruto fans...

>>153273137
Good contrasting themes but Beerus outstats since DBS’s cosmology is higher than AW’s, basically another version of Asura fight DBS Broly. At least the fight would be very entertaining from a choreography standpoint compared to Krasura, though the bar is in hell there. Asura needs a good fucking space fight, his best fights take place in space or in different dimensions.

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>boruto after hulk begs him for protection from deku

>>153273137
Beerus is still stronger than everyone not an angel or Zeno Asura gets stomped

>>153273139
>>153273157
Please explain how this is normal behavior. and I'm not talking about Naruo here.

>>153273169
this made me lol

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Ba~ ku~ go~

>>153273199
ESLruto tranny...

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>>153273169
>they would look like gumball

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Your hero has to fight in his post popular iteration
>Hulk gets MCU version
>Superman loses access to prime, only golden age
>Wolverine gets Fox version
How fucked is your hero?

>>153273223
rutohater tranny* that is

>>153273241

*most

>>153273241
ESLku...

>>153273241
That means Goku caps at Super Saiyan 3.

>>153273187
Also there’s hakai which requires interpretation of whether you believe Asura can tank existence erasure (if Chakravartin the Creator had that) to not immediately lose the moment Beerus pulls it out.

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>>153273131
>has a book of infinite counter-defensive adaptable spells
>still jobs in every storyline
Kwab
>>153272594

>>153273269
no most popular version of goku is Super-Z ku since super is canon to Z, so he's alright. He doesn't get any Heroes scaling nor movie scaling

>>153273269
Ultra instinct is Goku's most popular form nowadays

>>153273274
I would think he could since the mist of Naraka is implied to just erase shit forever and Asura punches through orbs that look like they’re made of the same shot during the Chakravartin fight. But like you said it’s up to interpretation since it’s implied not actually stated.

Holy Shounen Trinity (HST)

>>153273274
Hakai is weird. The anime had had Goku and Frieza just tank a ball of it and we see Frieza not instantly die to toppo who cloaks himself in it during the Tournament of Power.

>>153273347
Bleach
One Piece
Boruto's Father

How would you react if scp-682 vs Doomsday was announced as the next time?

Blaze the cat vs she ra

>>153273412
Roll my eyes and root for doomsday on principle of hating SCP

>>153273346
Yeah, I’m on the same train with Chakravartin having that power, mostly because of the extreme power escalation as well as him trying to kill Asura in Naraka but when that didn’t work he proclaims he would erase Asura from existence. He knows Asura can revive which is why going for existence erasure makes sense. There would be nothing to come back from if Asura and his soul was turned into nothing.

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Kokonoe might be the best matchup for her thematically. But it might be stompiest of all stomps.

>>153273131
>>153273153
>>153273286
Qrd on why G1 niggas are pushing this matchup?

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GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!

Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!
>Featherine
RAPED and GAPED
>The Flash
RAPED and GAPED
>One Above All
RAPED and GAPED
>Superman
RAPED and GAPED
>Jiren
RAPED and GAPED
>Mario
RAPED and GAPED
>Deku and the entirety of MHA
RAPED and GAPED
>Quicksilver
RAPED and GAPED
>Ultraman
RAPED and GAPED
>Scarlet King
RAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!
This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!
Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!

>>153273449
Fag

>>153273482
TRVKE!!!

rape

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>>153273112
How did his gun blow up a star but not Viltrum?

Rick would have won if he had invented Heistotron before the episode came out.

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>>153273337
>But like you said it’s up to interpretation since it’s implied not actually stated
It’s definitely up to interpretation but it wouldn’t be surprising if he could for sure. He created the Gohma that all had soul reaping powers, as well being the ruler of/controlling Naraka and calling himself the embodiment of the wheel of life. The fact that his final form could warp (or erase) the Event Horizon by just touching it lends credence to that idea. Like I can imagine him just touching a planet in that final form and it immediately disappears.

>Samenic melty

>>153273337
If it's truly most popular, it'd be Super Saiyan 1.

>>153273562
Meant for >>153273346

>>153273562
>It’s definitely up to interpretation but it wouldn’t be surprising if he could for sure. He created the Gohma that all had soul reaping powers, as well being the ruler of/controlling Naraka and calling himself the embodiment of the wheel of life. The fact that his final form could warp (or erase) the Event Horizon by just touching it lends credence to that idea. Like I can imagine him just touching a planet in that final form and it immediately disappears
ultrainstictfags btfo

>>153273541
Well in the show it doesn't blow things up from what I've seen.

>>153273626
You posted cp bro stfu

>>153273131
Who won?

>>153273549
Sonic screwdriver victim. Also, how is Rick and Morty still fucking going?

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>>153273004

>>153273644
aaaiiiieeee

>>153273541
viltrum's core has regen. even namek frieza would have to try again to blow it up

>>153273549
Would have changed nothing

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https://youtu.be/QXdmoeaYZ9Y&t=1269
>Kratos' "BE BETTER" has now been quoted in the european parliament
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

>>153273562
Yeah I’d believe it, but I’ve always been on board with Chakravartin being actually omnipotent, and while it has been awhile since I’ve checked I’m pretty sure it’s stated in the game somewhere, and like he started getting qtes because he saw that’s how Asura was doing his shit so he gave them to himself too.

>>153273676
>>153273739
Heistotron is immune to hacking, and also immune to being turned off the way it was built.
It's unhackable because it will always reveal a twist that it reprogrammed itself with an immunity beforehand

>>153273493
it's SCP, if you don't root against them you're automatically the fag

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>>153273549
>newest comic has him come back from being erased from history, information, and the plot
>if he dies he can just leave the afterlife
>Devil Rick
>Wins Death Battle

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This poster has been identified as a 38-year old
obese mexican pedophile.... his posting history
includes intentional ragebait, inability to grasp
basic concepts, and crying like an idiot.
IQ analysis............. below 50
Skin color analysis............... poop brown
Verdict................. Cartel execution

>>153273590
>SS1 Goku vs Donner Superman

>>153273676
I don't remember if the Sonic Screwdriver hacks robots or destroys them, but Heistotron is immune to both because it rewrites the plot to say it was never hacked or destroyed

>>153273800
Why did you post a picture of the average Kratosfag?

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Deku can tank Bullets with his butt

>>153273905
proof?

>>153273905
People always shit on mha characters for not being bulletproof, but isn’t wonderwoman also a bullet victim?

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>>153273905
Is his bootyhole as tight as Goku's?

>>153273905
this was a whole scene of him specifically dodging bullets. this 2 seconds of the scene just has bad animation for it because it's mha

>>153273549
...
https://youtu.be/HyOAxh4Iybg?t=53
huh you might be right actually

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>>153273752
>I’m pretty sure it’s stated in the game somewhere
It is funnily enough, right in his character profile, though you can’t really use it considering he lost to Asura unless you use the logic that Asura > Omnipotence. The best interpretation of that would be Chakravartin being nigh-omnipotent, which seems the most likely case considering the control he had over all the events in the story.
>he started getting qtes because he saw that’s how Asura was doing his shit so he gave them to himself too
Ironically, one of the downsides of Asura vs Chakravartin’s final fight is how vague it can be. It was basically all show don’t tell and Chakravartin gaining QTEs is definitely one of the biggest in the game I believe. You can interpret it as him being able to see and break the fourth wall to hijack and copy the player’s QTEs for himself, as a last resort to try to confuse the player/copy Asura’s power. You can also interpret as the devs wanting to share perspective and showing Chakravartin’s control breaking as he got weakened, where he’s so exhausted that he failed his QTEs. It could be both as well.

>>153273929
>whataboutism
no one cares about wonder woman. not even dc comics

>>153273755
>>153273549
Rick can't even control this shit so it won't help him win against The Doctor.
Moreover outsmarting it is piss easy, specially if you buy The Doctor being capable of perceiving/thinking in the past present and Future.

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post your hero doingg this

>>153273959
>you use the logic that Asura > Omnipotence
seems logical to me. asura is an omnipotent of omnipotents

Grandmaster Luke no-diffs your favorite verse.

>>153273978
no it's not. You specifically have to convince it that Heists are stupid until it kills itself, by arguing with it for 2+ hours. You need Rick's prior knowledge of that to beat it.
It helps Rick too, at least at first against the first Heist guy. Like Metal Sonic in Eggman v Wily it'll help him win before betraying him.

>>153273946
Doesn’t the heistotron flat out disobey Rick? It would be like metal sonic killing eggman all over again.

>>153273959
I would actually argue that Chakravartin needed Mithra to be truly omnipotent since he didn’t actually die until they were separated. That’s just my personal view on it however. I do take the game at face value though since that character profile is just straight up the devs saying it is the case.

Here’s how Reddit can still win!!

>>153274017
yes but it'd be funny if his strongest bot was this thing that just keeps going "nuh uh"

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Who does he fight?

>>153273980
>post your hero doingg this
looking like a fag? no, i can't

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>>153273905

>>153273978
The Doctor has done many heist plots and would think Heists are great

>>153274051
Dormammu.

>>153273929
isn't she just not piercing proof which is more of a weird as shit weakness

>>153274053
I bet you can find some clips of epstein doing that

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>>153273741
FUARK!!!!!!!!

>>153274071
I guess, but outside of cool factor why does wonder woman deflect the bullets instead of tanking them like Superman?

>>153273741
KINGTos is going to save gaming?!
Holy moly!

>>153273482
>shitnic rape apologist delusions

>>153273741
Kratos inspired the whole world, including in irl politics that govern every world government.
What has Asura ever done? Only Indians know asura and he's no longer their hero after Kratos taught him the power of good.

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>>153274132
this.

>>153274075
>I bet you can find some clips of epstein doing that
it's worse than that, epstein looks like a jew

Every single character in this thread is nothing more than fodder to me. My verse remains undefeated on DB

>>153274177
KINGtos...

>>153274177
Image comics…

>>153274148
You can stop replying now faggot I don't actually want to talk to you

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How much does your favorite character weight?

>>153274193
>You can stop replying now
and who the fuck do you think you are? the king of /dbg/?

>>153274189
Kratos is still 1-1. his loss against Spawn wasn't retconned

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>>153274177
My hero has fucked every single hapa streamer

>>153274208
R>F scaling for MHA, I kneel

>>153274208
Yes we are aware Deku has fucked every female in his show his verse However has lost twice on Death battle

>>153274202
>100.8 kg
wait. hol up. it is cheating, no?

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>>153274208
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2045120446702489654?s=20
>It's real

>>153274232
>Yes we are aware Deku has fucked every female in his show
post the panels then, cucku

>>153274202
Wait why are they counting the weight of the flower? That's stupid

>>153274204
yes it was. The newest match actually finally read the lore of the games and now he'd win.

>>153273741
BEYOND
FICTION

>>153274250
because they're frauds

>>153274254
Spawn > GOW verse this is common knowledge the books and norse games do not change this outcome

We must be Better Men.

>>153274292
GOW verse is boundless and beyond infinity Spawn couldn't even beat the Devil of 1 universe and needed hax and a reverse penance stare to beat Ghost Rider

>>153274254
Can he actually kill spawn though?

I literally resist every single hax my opponent's verse has...even if every single character in their verse were to fuse... even if that fusion multiplied, exponentiated, tetrated, or performed any other mathematical equation to their stats and powers... I would effortlessly destroy them, nosell their hax, and oneshot through all of their resistances, regeneration, reincarnation, intangibility, etc...

>>153274302
he beat Hades and Thanatos and became the embodiment of death so he can literally kill anything even with any immunity

>>153274309
Bobobobobo…

>Kratosfags trying to steal away the rightfully earned win of Spawn a canon black man
Be better.

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>>153274232
Miles fucked every female in his show

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>>153274309
>I literally resist every single hax my opponent's verse has...even if every single character in their verse were to fuse... even if that fusion multiplied, exponentiated, tetrated, or performed any other mathematical equation to their stats and powers... I would effortlessly destroy them, nosell their hax, and oneshot through all of their resistances, regeneration, reincarnation, intangibility, etc...

>>153274208
>Sykkuno
Foids lost...moids won...

>>153274342
>Miles
>Having sex with anyone that isn't a transvestite
Lol lmao even

>>153274339
>a canon black man
just because kratos has white skin, it doesn't mean...

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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

>>153274366
>sykkuno
who?

>>153274342
So he never fucked Gwen, lucky for Peter!

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>>153274021
The stuff with Mithra being Chakravartin’s vessel is weird. He apparently can’t manifest into his base form without a vessel but he’s perfectly fine with letting her go and giving her back to Asura. It makes me wonder if he’s used other vessels in the past to get out of his golden spider form. It also gives a lot of credence to how strong Mithra is to actually hold in so much power in her to allow Chakravartin to manifest. You do make a good point about him actually dying only after Mithra separated from him though it’s likely that Mithra had to be separated or else she could’ve died if Chakravartin was killed while she still inside him.

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>He's here

>>153274375
he had sex with Felicia, MJ and even Aunt May THO

>>>/bant/24225555
I might be overreacting but there's a small chance that Lee Goldson is in /dbg/

>>153274403
which country is this again? guatemala?

>>153274392
https://x.com/Hemomal/status/2042588425748943160
>eceleb drama
>some egirl foid thirsts over some random eceleb dude, posts her nudes for him unprompted, fantasizes about her future with him, then cries when it's revealed he has a gf and has also been doing this with dozens of other e-girls
>she proceeds to call him a predator and a disgusting MONSTER but also he can still talk to her
Kek, why are foids so WEAK? Moids RAPE and GAPE composite foids and their verse btw

>>153274345
Yhwach... The mightiest

>>153274398
if Chakravartin were actually omnipotent like GOW gods he wouldn't need a vessel to begin with.

>>153274420
Lee vs. Listtroon, call it. Both are bloodlusted and willing to kill.

>>153274422
who is a good opponent for barney?
>>153274424
>>some egirl foid thirsts over some random eceleb dude, posts her nudes for him unprompted, fantasizes about her future with him, then cries when it's revealed he has a gf and has also been doing this with dozens of other e-girls
>>she proceeds to call him a predator and a disgusting MONSTER but also he can still talk to her
breh

>>153274418
>Peter's sloppy seconds, Peter's sloppy seconds, and a geriatric old woman
Lol

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>if Chakravartin were actually omnipotent like GOW gods he wouldn't need a vessel to begin with

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>The average /co/non loses to this

>>153274448
*PAVL's sloppy seconds
oops typo

>>153274463
>female

>>153274463
My hero couldn't satisfy her...

>>153274426
...jobber.

>>153274051
>Darkrai
>Robert Bumaro
>Sauron

>>153274366
Amber Heardbros...

>>153274463
She jobs to my black /co/ck thoughbeit.

>>153274380
>horribly-drawn tears
Improve your jak. You must be a better shitposter.

>>153273482
TRVEST OF NVKES!

>>153274398
Yeah Mithra’s powers are interesting and I do wish we got to see her do a bit more.

>>153273741
>what the EU did before we demanded regulations is none of our business

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>>153274429
meanwhile, in reality, Kratos cries and hollers like a bitch in heat when an OGRE BVLL bites him

>>153273741
>EU's Better Man Theme
https://youtu.be/d9bm36JG4pE

>>153274602
ogres are magical so they scale to the gods and also Kratos tanked this and beat it cope asuracuck

>>153274610
no they aren't nigger
they are just big, dumb, retarded beasts
kratos screamed like a BITCH and then threw a full power sissyfist at the Ogre and it didn't even blink

Ogres > Kratos > Asuras

>>153274627
they're canonically magical nigger and also they scale to Valkyries who are multiversal Cucky Asura doesn't even have a multiverse fucking kek Kratos broke you

>>153273473
Arle is a listtroon matchup and a turbostomp in Reimu's favor, Strange already got gaped by Fate so no point in doing it again or smurfing against a weaker DC character, also some people are apparently trying to get 2hu wank accepted right away so it cannot possibly lose any other matchup after that (implying 2hu is gonna get multiple matches even though no one on the team cares about it and they couldn't even do its simplest and most popular matchup Sakuya vs DIO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPYbZlvAXgo
The verse?

>>153274639
https://godofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Ogres
they are literally ogres from norse mythology
there is nothing magical about them
cope and seethe

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WHAT PUBLISHERS DO WITH THEIR PRODUCT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Without using cope explain how Ogres don't RAPE and GAPE composite mythology, folklore and religion.

>>153273741
>>153274655
commietos…
CALITALISTSURA!

So Shrek rapes the shit out of Kratos

>>153273549
Nah, he is too prideful and retarded, and the doctor unironically has top tier wank that rivals high end capeshit lore if we go full retard.

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>>153274560
She was basically the biggest plot device and superbattery/conductor for most of the game. She had enough power to help Asura contend with both forms of Vlitra and the entire genocide plan of the Demigods revolve around using her to kill Vlitra and she’s Asura’s biggest motivation. She also did that hand jutsu thing to knock Asura all the way back down to Gaea and knock him out. The Seven Deities (excluding Yasha) have been eyeing her since she became Priestess. She’s not a fighter but the power she had to be picked as Chakravartin’s vessel speaks loads to how powerful she is. I just wish she had more character outside of being Asura’s daughter but that would take away from the game’s main focus.

>>153274654
“You smell like a god. Turn back now!”
They eat gods. Cope, they're magical
https://godofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Fierce_Ogre
they're also from Helheim the realm of Surtr meaning they literally came from a Primordial being

>>153274689
no wank is as good as heistotron

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>Warrior-Z meltdown again
Here we go.

>This was a close matchup, Dr Strange was only 9 quintillion layers into outerversal (and infinite Dimensional) to Reimu's uh 5-Dimensional or whatever and effortlessly resisted all her hax and bypassed her resistances.

Thousands of weaklings have challenged me, and yet I still have yet to find a worthy challenger... It sure is lonely being the strongest.

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>Kratos unironically is about to save gaming
Apologize.

>>153273789
>sees the new comic that had that feat
>the nonexistent place is unironically just a FUCKING JUNGLE
FRAUD.

>>153274736
...but he loses because he can't bypass Fantasy Nature.

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GOBLINTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!

>>153274774
just a basic ability Marvel magic can bypass

>>153274738
Alex YIIK... The boundless and impenetrable...

Kratos was TEACHING publishers not to kill their games!

>>153274738
Sun Wukong...

It's simple. Marvel Cosmology is greater, and thus any character who scales to that wins.

>>153274794
Legitimately explain how

>>153274774
...you mean the thing that even at max wank doesn't give Reimu a wincon against Strange on account of the stats gap and resistances he has and would only ever hope to stalemate

>>153274790
>3 slaps to the chest
>that comedic way he falls over, dead
kek

>>153274790
Kratos never stood a chance...

>>153274812
Broly bros?

>>153274831
>debunked result

>>153274790
That Goblin was TEACHING Kratos when he GAPED him.

>>153274790
https://youtu.be/ogTDa-vG2MQ?si=dOiyM0Ug-sYe6uW0

>>153274499
Where does bumaro scales? The only scp cult leader i see having a good matchup is ion

>>153274790
That goblin? Solos DC AND Marvel

>>153274790
That was no ordinary Goblin. That was the Goblin of War. He's like Kratos to other Goblins.

>>153274754
He already saved gaming. He's gonna save it AGAIN.

>>153274866
>Goblintos no diffs Godtos
>gods no diff humans
Holy FVARK goblins confirmed to GAPE and RAPE humans?!

>>153274893
Goblins? BHC victims.

>>153274733
remind us who the loser was again eh cucky boi?

>>153274907
>BHC victims
other way around...

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>>153274910
>keeps calling Asura cuckyboy
Asura had a faithful wife and a daughter?
kratos is more of a cuck

>>153274916
...on opposite day

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>>153274910
Sure.

>>153274934
Asura's wife saw him get GAPED by a Better Man and got turned on.

>>153274943
Asura's wife is dead, and unlike SISSYtos, Asura didn't kill her himself lmao

a whole year and they're still angry

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>>153274907
SILENCE huBITCH, before i gape you and your entire species

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>>153274934
Asura's wife got fucked by that fat bastard
>>153274937
>posts fanfic to cope like the indian he is
KEEEEEEEEK!!! oh nonononono...

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>>153274790
Should have had one of these bad boys.

>>153274971
>BIg nose
LOL

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ROCKtos. That is all.

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>>153274981
FVVVVVVVVVCK I'M BROKEN MY MIND IS BROOOOOOOOOKEN AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE ASURABROS IT'S NOT FVCKING FAIR

Nose size directly correlates to cock size, but humansissies don’t want you to know that

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>>153274992

>>153274838
Ok then, show me Hulk newest feats.

>>153274999
Schlomo...

>>153274974
>>posts fanfic
>Death Battle out of EVERYWHERE

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>>153275005
you seethe at Z because he schooled you in logic and he cuts you down in the fight

>>153274934
Ok genuine question
In-context, isn't this referring to Faye having led a war and done a bunch of killing?

>>153275020
CANON Battle you mean. Best researched debate forum there is, seethe about it on (lmao) reddit

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>>153274980
THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY NEVER POST THIS SHIT AGAIN OR I'LL-I'LL!!!

>>153275036
yes.
Specifically because he's been telling Atreus for an hour and the whole game before this "Do not EVER try and attack the Norse Gods", then Atreus just found out his Mommy led a whole war against them.

>Asura is Indian
>Warrior-Z is one of the Middle Eastern semites
>TolejoStar is latinx
Is Asura vs Kratos the first brown war matchup? Do we have a SEAmonkey Kratosbro? Is the Sharty sufficiently ASEAN enough?

>>153275020
Canon Battle is correct though? Kratos one-shotted ASSissyra.

>>153275050
i am an asurabro and i look just like this except i am indian and daalit

>>153275036
>>153275057
wait it's not actually about cucking? I've never played this game and thought the shitposts were because it actually was implying his mother was a whore

>>153273060
Clive he beats

>>153274980
>AIIIEEEEE SAVE ME ELF-SAMA!
>LEND ME YOUR MAGIC BEFORE THE CHADBLINS GAPE ME!!!
Yep, it's gobbo time

>>153275084
She was.

>>153275084
No it's not. But people freaked out that it's a "feminist dogwhistle" that "Better Men shouldn't ask about their gf's pasts"
In the first game a guy who served and had a crush on his wife literally confirmed that Kratos is the only man she ever was with.

My fanbase is comprised solely of latinx, jeets, mudslimes, and seaniggers...

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>>153273482
In defense of Christine-Chan
>"He's a rapist!"
First off, it's SHE. Get it right, bigot. Secondly, what SHE does in her freetime is NOT of your concern.
>"It was her own mother!"
Okay, and who are we to judge? In an era of sexuality acceptance, this is no different. Genetic sexual attraction is when someone is simply attracted to family members, educate yourselves.
>"Her mother was senile!"
If this was so traumatic, then isn't her forgetting this a good thing?
>"Sonic fans are freaks!"
To be RAPED and GAPED by a Sonic Scholar is a privilege. She should be grateful for the vaginal blessing and frankly, you should all hope something as nice as that happens to you someday.
>"You're a rape apologist!"
Apologist implies I am sorry; I am not. I am, however, a rape REALIST. If Barb wants to prance around dressed in a way that provoked what happened, that is ENTIRELY on her.

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>>153275058
>>Asura is Indian
Indians don’t even exist while he’s alive lol, while Kratos is a confirmed bisexual Greek man who loves cock up his ass.

Asurabros... the jig is up....

>>153275104
can't be asura because his fanbase is 100% indian.

>>153275104
Sonic...
MAGA...
God of War...
Blue Archive...

>>153275109
Asura LITERALLY is on the country of India. A previous thread showed this. You see the country modeled perfectly when Big Fat Guy who fucked Asura's wife pokes his finger on the planet, they even modeled the exact rivers in place

>>153275089
So we've learned that all species kneel to ElfGODS, as always.

>>153275121
ywnbaw

PEDARASTOOOOOOOOOOOS!
legalageofconsentsura...

>>153275105
GENTLEMEN I NEED A LIE DETECTOR STATUS ON THIS YESTERDAY!

>>153275129
Post the game saying Asura is Indian.

>just because we've never seen him do it, doesn't mean he cant!
is this the worst thing to ever happen to Death battle?

>>153275137
>literally defended child mutiliation with the parents permission before having to hastily remove it
Okay zawg

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>>153275156
I can post the game showing he's literally on the country of India. Complete with multiple rivers like the Mahanadi, and even the boot of Saudi and Oman to the West.

I thought you Asuracucks were all about "feats over statements"? According to yourselves that is.

>>153275163
>is this the worst thing to ever happen to Death battle?
no. hal x ben is worse
>inb4 how
AHEM

>>153275147
Ahem...

TRVVVVVVVVVVVVKE!

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SAAAAAAARRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM THE 0D SCALING!!!

Just because we literally CAN see him doing it onscreen doesn't mean he CAN do it...

Asura is an aryan chud, hence why Kratos slaughtered that MONSTER. If Asura was a BIPOC dalit Kratos would have gracefully surrendered as a BETTER MAN.

>>153275196
Just because it says he adapts to any and all phenomena, doesn't mean he can!

>>153275180
>feats over statements
true, like how Wyzen is bigger than any enemy cuckytos ever fought
like how cuckytos will never be shown destroying planets(because he cant)
or moving MFTL+++(because he cant)
or breathing underwater without a trident(because he cant)
or flying and surviving in space(because he cant)

>>153275163
It's funny since it's literally what powerscaling is all about. It's just never been said in such a blatant, direct, coping manner before.

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>>153274790
Goblins?
Knack fodder

>>153275215
Is that why he lost to Spawn? Wow. KINGTOS IS POWERFUL.

>>153275105
https://voca.ro/1Ko8mq8pSvoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMpo1-o54RI&list=RDCMpo1-o54RI&start_radio=1

>>153275215
>fights to protect everyone and keep them safe from being forced to worship people pretending to be gods
>CHUD
How is Asura a chud?
>>153275219
Mahoraga dies in one hit to anyone of note.

>>153275163
Death Battle have used this many times but you only seethed because they said it out loud in Krasura.
"We've never seen Simon go past 11 Dimensions, doesn't mean he can't!"

>>153275243
Asura is a white MONSTER. A white DEVIL. Kratos had to put him down.

Gentlemen... It's time
Post (((The Question)))

>t-the world tree has 9 boundless realms contained in it
>can we see them?
>n-NO!
>>153275262
but Asura is brown?

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>>153275226
the fates are abstract concepts which makes them bigger than the entire Asura universe. The Worldtree is also beyond the multiverse and Cucky Asura doesn't even have a multiverse and we literally saw Kratos moving faster than a beam of light Oh NONONONONO ASURABRO

>Kratos gets weakened when he goes to another region with a different pantheon
So if he comes to India even I can beat him?

>>153275272
White people can tan. Look at Jason Mamoa.

>>153275272
Asura is spiritually white, and thus a genocidal monster that had to be put down for the sake of the LGBTQ+ and BIPOC communities

>>153275288
>White people can tan. Look at Jason Mamoa
or me

>>153275281
>t-the fates are abstract concepts!
proof?
>the world tree is beyond the multiverse
proof?
>saw Kratos moving faster than a beam of light
cuckytos putting his hand up AFTER Helios's light hit him is not a feat

>>153275283
maybe brahmin can, cucky asuradaalits like you even have weaker gripstrength than white women.

>>153275313
i posted the proof. Read, cucky asurabro, then you can try and hopelessly argue against Kratos matter-of-factedly speedblitzing actual light.

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>>153275226
If Asura is truly 100% feats over statements post him destroying a star

>>153275332
I-I CAN'T! IT'S NOT FAIR, KRATOS LITERALLY RIPPED THE HEAD OFF THE ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF ALL STARS BUT INDIAN ASURA CAN'T EVEN DESTROY 1!!!

>>153275332
>>153275352
H-He destroyed moon sized stars! That counts!

>>153273004
Why would anyone want Asura back on a show that tried so hard to turn him into the opposite of what his character is? Next time, they’ll probably make him a slasher killer just for laughs. It would be funny

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>>153275180
You do know that Asura’s Wrath takes 870 MILLION years before modern day right? Going by your logic, a white man who takes one step on the country becomes Indian. Asura’s not even fucking human, he’s classified as a demigod (an identified race) with no other racial origins. Nowhere does the term Indian even exist nor would it ever during that time period. Kill yourself, Z.

>>153274992
Kratosjeets pretending they're not indian is adorable.

>>153275384
Asura is:
>Literally Indian
>Literally Brown and Low IQ and Pathetic
>Literally an existing Indian character from Indian stories set in India who all look Indian
Hmm...

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>>153275384
Z is the Master of you Asurajeets.

>>153275396
>Kratosjeets pretending they're not indian is adorable.
indian on indian violence. with that being said, i think asura anons are from a higher caste

>>153275421
I hate DCfags, I hate Simoncucks
I hate Gokufags, I hate Soniccucks
I hate Sentaifags, I hate Onepunchcucks
I hate Asurajeets

Kingtos, Kingtos
Kingtos, I′m rooting for Kingtos
Kingtos, Kingtos
Kingots, I'm rooting for, rooting for Kingtos

You′re looking kinda sexy, Kingtos (SKRRT)
You make me kind of horny (SKRRT SKRRT), Kingtos
Kingtos is the best, I wanna suck his dick
I love his fat face and I love his juicy tits (SKRRT)
Wanna cuddle up on the couch with you Kingtos
Maybe watch a couple movies (or some Hulu)
I want to text you every day and night, Mr. Kingtos
Maybe send a couple nudies (Hey, watcha doin')
I wanna lick ya down, head to toe
But I promise I won't touch the hole (unless you want me)
I saw you for the first time on the TV
I thought maybe me and you could get kinda freaky (yeah)
Hit that G-spot
Stick your pinkie up my asshole
And if you like it maybe you could try it too (SKRRT)
If one finger ain′t enough we can go for two
Maybe use a gerbil or a gopher too
Kingtos, drill my ass with a strap on
Make me cum without using my hands on

I love you Kingtos, you make me cry
Cum in my mouth, cum in my eyes
Cum in my ass, cum on the tip
Cum on my back, cum on my tits

Kingtos, Kingtos
Kingtos, I love you Kingtos
Kingtos, Kingtos
Kingtos

Let me see that ass, Kingtos
I just want to feel your pulse
With my pinkie in your asshole
You can be my pinkie ring from the Dollar Store
Kingtos, I know you want me
I know we′re perfect for each other
I know you're alone and you need somebody who understands you and I understand you, Kingtos
You also someone who knows how to hit that G-spot
That Boi ain′t doing shit

Looks like KINGtosSCHOLARS are making cucky Assissyrajeets seethe.

Legobros, I went looking for Llyod's feats and found nothing other than him coming back to life in March of the Oni...

>>153275332
He literally punched a sun into space dust

Kratos is Greek, so is his true weakness paying back his debts?

Ogre
Oni
Asura
Giant

>>153275239
Kino detected

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If Asura is so great, why can't he do this?

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>seething over a BLACK man
We must be better than this, Kratosbros. We’re acting like the MONSTERS here…

>>153275479
I know there’s not a single good speed feat for Kratos across like 9 games but they could’ve at least shown him fighting (crippled) Hermes.

9 million universes lowballed.

>>153275457
Kratos owes no debts, he saved the multiverse