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The silly Mii game on the Nintendo kind of gives me an outlet to create new robot girls with different personalities. I kind of ran out of the ones I want to make. So I need some new ideas. Making an idol turned into an armored melee tank was a neat idea. Could use some more long range units like artillery or snipers.
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>>11512345
>source got deleted
A bit of a shame. That being said, love this image. Makes me thing about some scenario with a robot maid that was clearly not built for sex and whatnot lifting her skirt for her dear master who has developed feelings for her.
The master instead of being weirded out finds her to be attractive in her own unique way. The robot maid feels really happy about being seen that way by him and being able to make him happy in this unusual way.
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>>11512357
I like this one the best. The little head tilt and expression, the arms and robotic headband, the traditional maid at work pose. I like it a lot.
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I wanna have a giant mansion with multiple robot maids equipped with tactical gear patrolling it at all times.
The guns don't even have to be actually real nor the maids designed to fight, I just find such sight to be pretty fucking sexy and kinda hilarious in an endearing way. Also they perform a cute military salute whenever they see you.
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>>11512361
It's those little details. Anime maids are already one of the cutest things ever, combining them with robot girls just leads to insanely powerful results.
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>>11512370
I sort of have an idea for that. When the battle dolls aren't in combat they serve the manor via odd jobs to keep them busy. The all-round medium unit serves as a maid and personal bodyguard. The close-range melee unit is head of security. And the support cyberwar unit serves cyber security and information gathering. I also have a fast flying scout and a repair unit now. flying scout does recon around the manor. And when the repair unit isn't servicing the maintenance bay she's a nun in the chapel.
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What would you do if your meidobot was an autistic goblin womanlet?
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>>11512370
I don't even know what I'm doing
>Old police man is sent to investigate some mansion, his department thinks an illegal operation might be taking place there due to the high amount of armed personnel seen there
>After arriving, he's greeted by a girl wearing a peculiar maid outfit, sporting combat boots, pauldrons and a tactical headset. She's also carrying some sort of futuristic gun
>After a brief introduction, the young maid guided him to the living room. On their way there, he noticed 6 other armed maids patrolling the garden before being jumpscared by the sight of a girl identical to the maid walking alongside him
>"May I ask you what brings you here today? Are you perhaps interested in playing with us?" Said the maid bringing him back to the real world, despite her gentle mannerisms her stare was unusually intense
>The officer stuttered before replying and asking her about her gun and why the place needed so many armed maids
>"This is a next-gen SMR watergun, modified to have a sleeker design and greater range than most waterguns. It is a direct descendant of... which first saw action in..."
>She kept force feeding him with trivia in a very robotic way, when she was apparently done she changed subjects before the man could talk
>"As for me and my sisters, we were manufactured in Japan, originally designed to assist in department stores. Our master bought the entire stock before any store could order us, he not only assigned us with the role of maids but also found our true calling. Would you like to play with us?"
>The old man was baffled, not only was this his first time seeing an android but the borderline obsessive stare of the maid was starting to creep him out. He thought androids were supposed to look more fake, yet he got fooled for several minutes by her
>"What do you mean by "play with us"!?" said the baffled man
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>"Play a recreational game of water warfare with us. The kids of this neighborhood love it and visit us all the time to engage in combat with us." Said the maid without blinking
>"Just how many maids are in this mansion!?"
>"Our numbers allow us to simulate a combat scenario of up to 64 players. The kids love the battle royale mode, it uses the entire mansion for the simulation, we reached an all time high of 92 players during a birthday party. A shame one of the older boys got banned by his superiors after he got caught taking photos of our underwear. Me an my sisters are now equipped with bloomers but we haven't seen him ever since."
>The man had no idea how to think of all this ridiculous information before being interrupted again
>"What will it be? A simple 6 vs 6 skirmish? Or perhaps you would like me to train you in our shooting range. I never miss." Said the maid without changing her expression, as a red light akin to a laser sight could be seen briefly in her intense stare
>Aren't you robots weak to liquid damage?
>"Please refrain from making such rude comments" Her expression changed for the first time, it was subtle but enough to have a frightening aura
>The man was still puzzled over the ridiculous situation, before he could think about just leaving he got interrupted once again by the maid
>"A 1 on 1 duel seems fitting for the occasion. The first player to score a hit wins, I shall be your opponent. Which weapon will you use?"
>"W-wha... sigh, just gimme what you're using. Anyway what are the rul-"
>The maid gave her gun to the ma before he could react and just as quickly she picked one of the water guns in the room
>"The game will begin in 3...2...1" said the maid in her polite yet monotone voice as the baffled man ran outside the living room and into the pool area looking for good cover, last time he was in a gunfight was 2 decades ago
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>He was looking in all directions but the maid had disappeared, just when he came back to his senses and realized he was wasting his day here and he should just returned to his car and report that this case was nothing worth caring about, he noticed something moving inside the pool, it was the maid
>Just before the man could even understand what was happening, the maid summersaulted out of the pool in quite the graceful fashion. The man opened fire at the maid with his water gun but she would dodge everything with her elegant movements
>The man tried to calm down and focus his aim, remembering that shooting like this rarely gets the job done but as soon as he stopped shooting, a strange noise was emitted from the body of the maid
>A sound akin to a hairdryer could be heard as some sort of vapor emanated from her body, drying her clothes in an instant. The maid then moved out of sight without leaving footprints or traces of water. The man opened fire just before she disappeared but it was too late.
>In frustration the officer decided to run towards his car and forget about all this nonsense. Just before he could leave the mansion, he noticed some sort of energy wall blocking the way out.
>"Stepping out of the combat zone is not allowed under this ruleset" said the obsessive maid as she reappeared seemingly from nowhere
>The man opened fire again before realizing his gun had run out of water, he looked in all directions but since he tried to escape he was now cornered against the energy wall
>The maid started walking slowly yet steadily towards him, a laser-sight was clearly being aimed at the man as he noticed that creepy red light was back in the pupils of the robot maid
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It's especially the neutral expression. She gives the vibe that she's not very emotive, very professional and business-like. Not cold or anything, but doesn't put herself out there. I like characters that don't show much emotion, because it makes you wonder what they're actually feeling and pay more attention to the tiny bits of expression they do display. It's like what I just said about mouthless robots.
And then you stack that on top of her being a robot, where that factor's turned up to 11. It's great. Excellent robot-maid.
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>>11512453
>She kept a slow pace until they she was about 4 meters away from the old man, before aiming her gun right at the head of the man, finally opening fire
>Perhaps it was due to how boring his line of work had been during the last decade, but the senior officer was taking this way too seriously and closed his eyes in defeat
>"Target eliminated." The maid declared with her polite voice as a splash of water hit the old man in his forehead, the subtle yet creepy aura in her face disappeared as her usual smile returned
>"That was very fun! Would you like to play again?" said the maid smiling gently at the officer before handing him over a towel
>Later that day the old man was back home dining with his family
>"Dad, why are your clothes all wet?" asked his son
>"sigh..." The senior officer just looked at the roof without saying anything for about 10 seconds. "So, what did you do today in school, son?"
>"Not much, the rich kid wants me to come over to play water warfare at the mansion near his house next weekend though."

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Yup, got no idea why I wrote this lmao, but robot maids are cute and I wanted to post something based on >>11512370
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>>11512457
Nice story. The maid just being harmlessly crazy was cute. Got baited again into thinking it was going to be lewder.
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>"Boy I sure wish I had a robot maid I could bend over the table and clang repeatedly."
>The ever faithful J:
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>>11512392
Lately my stupid fixation is a battle doll who's getting her first taste of suburban life after being born on the frontlines. Everyone around her is very supportive, but especially a certain squadmate's sassy black wife.

>Babe, I hate to do this to you at such short notice, but our regular sitter pulled out. Could you look after DeMarcus Jr for the evening?
>You would trust me, a machine designed only to kill, with your offspring's life?
>Girl, I trusted you with my man's life for two years. At least with Junior you'll never need to talk him out of trying to eat a Tide Pod.

Later she accidentally lets slip she's fully functional but would prefer to explore the human dating experience before she ever puts those features to use. Everyone tries to introduce her to their lesbian acquaintances until she's forced to correct them on her orientation.

>Ay, hol' up. Someone built a body like yours, programmed it to like dick, stuck it in a tiny barracks with horny marines... and it walked out a virgin? OH MAH LAWD!
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>>11512361
I remember posting a story on here awhile back with this picture.

>want to buy a higher end maid unit, but you don't have the money
>only thing you can find in your price range is a beat up old combat unit
>you buy her, fix her up, and install some servant programs
>for some reason, whenever you ask her to do something, she asks "Authorize deadly force?"
>you have no clue how to disable this, but eventually you just get used to it
>"Can you cook me some eggs for breakfast?"
"Authorize deadly force?"
>"No"
>One day you find a really big spider in the house
>"Can you take care of that for me?"
"Authorize deadly force?"
>"..."
>"Sure"
>a huge grin stretches across her face
>her arm opens up, revealing the barrel of a gun inside
>she mag dumps the spider
>she turns to face you, the gun retracting and her arm going back to normal
"Target neutralized, master. Reporting 1 confirmed kill"
>"Thanks. Umm, can you help me move the couch over to cover up those holes in the floor"
"Authorize deadly-"
>"NO!"
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>>11512781
Wife.
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>>11512781
This has me thinking... In what countries would a civilian maid unit be more expensive than a military combat unit? I'm also talking about R&D, privacy peddling, software cost, etc?
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I'd be very surprised if you hadn't played girls frontline because that's loosely what the characters are: in the pursuit of human-likeness androids are given various idiosyncrasies deep in their base layer neural programming, sometimes charming, sometimes obsessive.
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>Why does engineer-san always take a photo of my back whenever I pose like this?
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Liked this doujin a lot:
https://e-hentai.org/g/3359258/97b722db66/
Stuff like her unusual pupils and her behavior being clearly not quite the same as a human were pretty cute, also the ending was cute.
Wished it had a bit more of a focus on the robutt's ass and details like the seams in her body during the lewder moments but overall it's pretty good.
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I think she's been watching my anime collections while slacking off...
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>>11512901
I wanna hug her by surprise, with her thinking I'm not noticing her silly poses.
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I might have made a mistake. I made the heavy artillery unit android "chubby". She's a bit slow in mobility. However she carries a heavy payload of missiles and mortars. This has led to higher energy consumption. Which has led to a... Hefty frame.
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>>11512845
The combat unit is modified for heavy-duty maid work (and priced accordingly) and rented out to recoup cost during peace-time.
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>Nothing weirder than reading a doujin with a mouthless robot girl suddenly having a mouth so that she can give head.
On the other hand, a "mouthless" robot girl showing off a very non-human orifice as an alternative is top tier. Why settle for regular lips when she can open up the undulating silicone vacuum tunnel (for normal domestic tasks and nothing else)
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my dude you gotta put orig at the end, don't ruin your life with what are essentially thumbnails
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I'm surprised I haven't seen Aria posted here yet
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>>11513731
People here hate gacha games
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>>11513886
Anon...?
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>>11513886
I don't like gacha, but I enjoy sexy and cute gacha girls. I bet most people around here do.
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>>11513479
Is this browser specific or am I just being retarded? Every time I change "normal" for "orig" nothing changes.
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Business proposal: romcom slice of life about a certified robot technician and his childhood teacherbot (who he had a secret crush on when he was her student), who he got when she was being sold off as obsolete electronics (the school district expected she'd be scrapped for parts). About their lives together as he does his job and she looks for things to occupy her time with now that she's retired.
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Still a bit salty that World Flipper is dead and Dia never became that popular.
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>>11513982
She cute, at least.
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>>11512966
Getting some pretty strong WOULD signals from that description. I think I saw a Guntank personification that fit that bill a while ago.
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She's got muscle but she's also a bit pudgy.
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>>11513982
One of my favorite gacha robot girls. Absolute cutie.
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Girls Frontline is special and chancore so it gets a pass.
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I don't hate gacha but very few handle robot girls in a way that doesn't disappoint me, with many featuring that brand of robot girl that looks entirely human and you only get the robot spice in their lore. Not that this approach is inherently bad but I just wish it wasn't that uncommon to get actual robot girls.
It gets worse when they're more likely to use the girls that actually feel like robots as just enemies. A cool villain can be entertaining and likeable in their own way, but eventually I just can't help but to hate when I'm supposed to cheer for the most normal looking girl and clap when the more exotic type of girl gets beaten mercilessly by those.
Both of these also happen in anime and manga, but since so many gacha have the selling point of "get and interact with many pretty girls" excluding the exotic girl out of that just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
tl;dr ningen supremacists strike again
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Her expression makes me think someone just told her how her big thighs make her look fat.
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Singer: 007 Minase Iori
Energy full. System starting. Check. Gyro normal, actuator normal. Memory circuit... error occurred. Non-standard memory detected. Noise removal impossible. Ring, Earth... What is this? ...No. Singing is my mission.
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>>11514399
Anal idol is now a robot?
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>I l-lived, b-b-bitch.
>*cough*
>Ow.
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Make a little AI slop comic
(1/4)
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>"You should not take it personally. My image processing system is at least 100x faster than yours."
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>>11512342
I think I'd like to see more robot girls with mismatched parts.
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>>11515083
Why do you so shamelessly admit that?
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>>11515193
fuck the haters
seethe and cope
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>>11513886
That's valid, I really love her design though

>>11513982
Dia is also cute as fuck

>>11514314
Yeah the whole "human form" hologram thing is bullshit and stupid but I ain't playing the game I just save the robot art
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>>11515444
Is that her butthole?
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>>11515449
What, the silver triangle? No
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>>11515449
Image feels 10 times lewder now lmao.
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>>11513898
I've never wanted to fuck a vtuber so hard.
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Yeah the "just download fanart" is more often than not the winning move.
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I thought Toki from BA was an android. A bit disappointed that wasn't the case.
For a game with plenty of demon girls and cat girls roaming around it would've been nice to have a few androids among the students.
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She overheated again... maybe I should upgrade her fans.
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>>11515596
You should look into liquid cooling.
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>>11515596
Screw liquid cooling, add subtle vents on her armpits!
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>>11514943
https://nymp4.rule34.xxx//images/1887/c36cfe706dad31bd0dc7ecf227da7fa6.mp4?11587350
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>>11515596
>buying a fat robutt so that she can fart on your sausage
wild
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>In the future, you build a waifu luke you would a pc
>Saving up on individual parts, buying them over the course of months
>Finally finished, just need to settle on a final outer shell
>But there's a problem
>You've been so eager in this pastime, you're nearly broke
>You can only afford a partial shell, the rest has to go to rent, food, etc
>It's a coin flip on what you want more. Should she have a realistic vagina so you can finally have sex? Or soft lips, for blowjobs?
>Eventually opt for the latter, and by saving in the luscious hair you wanted, you're able to give her fleshy hands and feet
>And the pelvic joints? Tfw you've gained a new fetish for exposed robotics
>Flash forward, its been over a year and neither of you even realize she still doesn't have leg skin. This is just how she is and you can't be happier
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ngl, before I saw >>11515478 I thought the name behind her was Mech GI. Made me picture her hitchhiking through rural Oregon being hassled by the sheriff.
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>the virgin "my robot wife can run Doom!"
>the chad "my robot wife can run Typing of the Dead while looking at me full of embarrassment"
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>>11516247
Where's the screen?
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>>11512896
>Loving a robot prostitute so much you awaken her heart.
I never thought a hentai doujin could make me shed tears.
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>>11516248
That's probably the real reason why she is so embarrassed, the actual video output is being displayed on a separate screen.
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>>11516253
I ended up liking that a lot too. Normally prostitute + robot is a sure way to end up with a "has no value" label but the guy still cared about her and whatnot, surprisingly sweet.
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>>11512896
Reminds me of this.
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Tomboy childhood friend gfbot (she was put through multiple phases of growth, like a human)
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>>11516269
Shoulda sprung for the deluxe I/O package.
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>>11516348
>top is built into her
Are the rest of her clothes built into her too?
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>>11512896
That honestly was really cute
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>>11516630
Shoes and gloves might be. But the skirt looks too flexible for me to say yes to.
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>gfbot starts worrying about the possibility of (You) leaving her for a human girl, with a reproductive system and everything
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>>11516768
>not installing a reproductive system in your gfbot
skill issue
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>>11516630
That's how they get you, it's like dlc.
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how do I stop myself from looking at current robotech and thinking "I could do better"
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>>11515824
>go through all the trouble of building a sexbot
>settle for only blowjobs
>can't fuck it
>can't lap pillow it
This is pretty gay
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>>11516253
Robot girls are pure enough that this could happen. A biocunt would never do that
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>>11515824
>In the future, you build a waifu luke you would a pc
I dream this will be the case. Assuming we even do reach that point, I think i'll be too old and my dick won't even work anymore. At least I could build her like a victorian maid and dress up in a similar era formal suit and she serves me fancy little cakes and tea.
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>>11515824
>In the future, you build a waifu luke you would a pc

I wish this would be true. But right now we're speedrunning into a gay WEF distopian mass surveilence state.
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>>11517154
>WEF
>it's another "the WEF has actual power and isn't just an annual LARPfest, a bunch of electronic old men and their flexibility playing at running the world" episode
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>>11517159
>electronic old men.
I just imagined old men turning themselves into robots. lol
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>>11517163
What if they turned themselves into robot girls?
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>>11517038
By doing better
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>they don't know
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>>11517366
Admittedly, that's a hot malfunction
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>>11515087
Can professor Hag take off her head?
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>approach robutt with my trademark line
>"Hey baby, you look like you can run DOOM"
>works like a charm
>go somewhere private
>start by literally installing and running doom on her
>software modification leads to foreplay
>go all the way
>the next morning, she's panicking a little
>what if she's pregnant
>never fear, I say, I have a pregnancy test right here
>the pregnancy test is running DOOM
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>>11517820
But can she run Crysis?
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what measure is a robot?
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>>11518081
My favorite size is 12 inches tall.
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>>11518081
I like 'em tall.
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>>11518457
I probably should have finished reading this before I linked it
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>>11518458
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>>11518445
>she knows exactly why you bought them
...putting it that way I feel bad.
>Please Master, I'm just here for clean, I'm not build for things like that...
Getting a mite too real there.
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>>11518457
I ain't clicking that shit, ningen.jpg
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>>11518458
>>11518620
After reading this post I mean
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I thought of a tiny village where the mannor maid robots can take time off. It takes place in a basement terrarium. Maids take control of proxy dolls which are no more than 8 inches tall. Maids take control of proxies whenever their main bodies are under repairs. This allows the maids to continue running their software without a hard shut down.

Some maid robots develope Alice in Wonderland syndrome and get a minigirl fetish.
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>>11518491
Because the twist is that she's not actually a robot
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>>11518715
Glad I didn't click lmao
Shame since the image looked really cute.
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>>11518749
I mean it's still pretty good, it's just brain chip girl sexo instead of robot sexo
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>>11518457
That was pretty good.

>>11518458
Though this is also true.
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>>11512396
>Maid Uzi
Give me maid N instead.
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>>11518870
This image activates my neurons in ways I can't express.
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>>11518445
>6'2"
>tall
If my head isn't at her groin level when we are both standing then she isn't tall
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>>11518749
Now I really want some doujin featuring lots of cuddles with that type of "simple" looking robot
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>>11519156
I read "simple robot" and immediately pictured snuggling with a roomba
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>>11519242
a roomba is fine too...
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>>11519261
Oh, I wasn't judging. I'm still down for her if she has a horny personality, I know what I am
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>>11512966
Tbh chubby and fat robots are such missed opportunities. Heavy artillery large spare parts storage, complex mechanism space, coolant reserves, or even just frame protection against blunt damage. When designing to look humanoid fatness is overlooked and thus so many utility and tactical advantages are overlooked. It's hard being a robot and fat fetishist.
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>>11519346
At best she'll be a bara-strongfat unit.
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>>11519346
>Brosnan Robotics
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>>11519346
>why does it have big breast and fat butt?
>cushioning in case it fall
>why have you not added cushioning on elbows and knees?
>bot is programed to fall on hands and feet when posible and joints are durable enough in rare cases when it fails to do so that it can RTB on its own
>why isn't head and face cushioned when it is so much fragile and houses equipment important for missions?
>...Fuck you?
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>>11519865
I got around this by putting the brain in the torso. The head is just a camera/sonar and speaker.
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>>11519865
>>why isn't head and face cushioned when it is so much fragile and houses equipment important for missions?
I believe the face looking human would entail ample opportunity to have such, with the consequence of VERY squishy and pinchable cheeks.
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>>11519883
Slash onahole?
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>>11520221
Battledolls can survive without arms, legs, or heads. However the torso can easily be captured if there's no limbs. But as long as the torso can be salvaged the doll's data and personality can be saved.
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I like robots that come back still functioning from combat with blown off limbs. It's like airplanes that come back with bullet holes in them. As long as the robot's core systems is in tact she can be repaired and returned to service. Modular robotics also leads to modular prosthetics in cyborgs.
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>>11521223
That's the best.
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>working in office
>monitor suddenly comes on
>your robowife's face appears
>"Sorry, I got caught on a recon mission, haha, so I initiated an emergency transfer of my core personality back here. The guy who got me seems pretty sadistic, so I left my body running a program crying your name."
>Another monitor turns on
>It's an incoming message that guy
>"Hello Anon, I believe I have something that belongs to you."
>He lifts the robot into view
>"But I'm afraid it's suffered a little... damage..."
>He jams a screwdriver into the eyeball
>"Anon! Please... Help me..."
>Text flashes on the other monitor
>TRY TO LOOK SAD
>I DOWNLOADED 80 TERABYTES OF DATA FROM HIS SERVERS
>HE'S TOO DUMB TO REALISE THE TRANSMITTER IS STILL ACTIVE
>THE LONGER HE WASTES DESTROYING NON-VITAL COMPONENTS, THE MORE DATA WE CAN RECEIVE
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>>11521319
>you sigh
>she's always doing stuff like this, dragging you into her counter terrorist exploits
>this is the 4th time this week and it's only Tuesday
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>>11519261
Roombas have lots of pinch points. And it'll be doing its sad "bee-booooop" 'I'm stuck' noise the whole time you try to free yourself
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>>11521319
I'd still kill him anyways just on the general principle of the matter. If I'd shoot someone breaking into my house what do you think I'd do to someone harming my wife?
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>>11519381
>Leading the way in robotic architecture
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>>11521747
Isn't that Nikke?
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>>11522198
I like her face.
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I was messing with my model kits, and I accidentally made this maid looking robo out of spare parts. Figured I'd share.
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>>11522652
Cute.
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>>11522185
There's definitely architect-approved Nikkes
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>>11522652
Quick question - can you fuck the robot?
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>>11515465
Oh hey that's mine. Based, I've got more art of her coming soon.
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>>11523103
Eventually. Its an ongoing process of improvement.
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>You've messed up the body again! Can't you treat it with more care?!
>What can I do? The enemy was surprisingly strong.
>Ah, this needs an overhaul!
>What?! Again?!
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>(Ugh, this is kind of embarrassing...)
>Ah, even the frame is falling apart! Why's there so much trash accumulated here?!
>It's not trash! It's bullets and stuff!!
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>Robot-chan gets her head knocked off/blown off after every mission.
>Robot-chan has a collection of heads with different features because of this.
>She swaps heads almost every day with each head having its own personality.
>Sometimes she puts on an adapter to give her two heads just for fun with each head controlling one side of the body.
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>>11523760
Wonderful.
How do bullets accumulate in a robot's frame?
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>>11524201
Some bullets lose momentum going through the first plate of armor that they can't pierce through. So they ricochet inside the robot's shell. There's actually anti-personell ammo that does this to humans.
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>bored, decide to fuck around with Grok (I know, AI, sue me) since apparently you can generate some half-decent stories with it
>hoping it can give me something to work through my own writer's block
>visit the various boards' AI threads to figure out prompting, spin it up
>12' humanoid (but mecha-looking) cargo bot that everyone calls K8 for her first two serial digits, sweet as a button
>myself as her maintenance engineer, a secret robophile that struggles to not molest her plates and polymers during servicing
>holiday weekened starts, hangar closes up, everyone goes home except for myself
>burn the story slowly as me having to give K8's parts one last checkup management ordered (lie) while I struggle to speak the words I've held for her for months
>Grok's outputs are pretty good with a little wrangling, gets a bit repetitive sometimes
>eventually work up the nerve to shoot my shot, confess to K8
>get hit with the following line out of fucking nowhere in the output
>"You’re careful and nice and you talk to me like I matter. So if loving me makes you happy, then... I love you too? Is that how it works?" She let out a soft, ditzy little laugh, the sound echoing gently in the quiet bay.
>heart_implosion.flac
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Happiness is finding a robot girl in ruins and putting her back together.
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>>11524747
>AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
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>>11525149
No, actually. I did a few more prompts before I had enough of what I needed.
As our first 'date', we sat in front of a wall of cargo boxes that I projected movies upon (her first time watching them, having only seen snippets that dock workers would show her in passing), and we watched them long into the night. I'd answer her curious, endless questions about what she saw, and reassured her that she didn't have to be like the more human-like, smaller robot girls in the movies for me to love her. I spent that whole night comfortably cuddled into one of the sections of her polymer 'skin' that she has on common contact points (read: nestled in the crook of her thighs) until I fell asleep.
All in all, 7.5-8/10 on the ningen scale.
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If you take a robots virginity and then hit the factory reset button, does she become a virgin again?
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>>11525625
I guess it's like removing the peel plastic from an electronic; only mentally, physically still used.
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Battle dolls love displays of affection after combat regardless of how damaged they are.
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>>11525625
>hit the factory reset button
You fucking monster.

>>11525632
>physically still used
That's only a hardware refit away from being undone as well.
Waifubots sometimes hold on to the onahole component they had their first time with, though. Keep in a special little drawer. It's romantic, if a little gross.

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>>11523760
Please do the rest.
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