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>finally buy some land
>bare land 30min from town
its fun and all but ok, i have $1000usd to spend to be able to shit there. how do I build a toilet for that cheap?
I was thinking a vault toilet like a campsite but idk how long they last between pumping also idk if I want to dig that much dirt out.
can I just like dig a cesspit 300ft away from the main area and just run a turd pipe over to it and have it dump into the pit?
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>>2986036
How much are you going to be shitting there?
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>>2986039
probably like ~50 times a year at most
I've been staying there over the weekends for like a year and so far shit 0 times so
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farmfoid here just dig a fucking hole and make a outhouse and claim its just been there forever when you begin real construction just bury your shit litterally
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>>2986046
dig hole
place outhouse shack on top if you desire privacy
shit until poop reaches lid
repeat
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>>2986046
>50 times a year
Just dig a small hole, shit in it and cover it over. Same way man has shit innawoods for thousands of years.
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I'm not against the idea of an outhouse, but do you think if I tried to build my own vault toilet, I could get someone to come suck it out every few years?
I guess the hard part of an outhouse is preventing others from pissing in it, especially women, since I'm pretty sure that fucking up the stuff that comes and eats the shit. Maybe it needs to be big enough I can add a separate pissing zone or something
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>>2986231
Piss just soaks into the ground.
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>>2986252
yeah and thats what i and other men can do.
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>>2986252
I thought it made the ground acidic and salted or something and fucks it all up because then bugs and worms don't eat everything
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>>2986046
>I've been staying there over the weekends for like a year and so far shit 0 times so

wait, you've been going 48 hours or more without shitting?
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>>2986036
Just dig a hole.
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>>2986036
What's the probability of death or paralysis if I go up to that tire and puncture it with a knife
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>>2986340
Truck tyres have enough force to dismember and kill you when they explode (hence why they're usually filled with air inside cages now) but that's not a truck so you should be fine
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>>2986342
>that's not a truck
Boy do I have some bad news for you...
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>>2986306
Is this not okay? Not that anon, but if I eat like 1600-2000 cal/day diet of clean foods I'll make it 48-72 hours consistently. Shitting every day is a sign I'm eating too much bad food for me.
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>>2986407
This yeah, every time I get anyone who can't comprehend going over 24 hours without shitting is either fat as fuck, has extremely third world dietary issues, or has never touched grass a day in their life and has office bowels/bladder.

It usually just isn't an issue, I have a shit at work Friday before leaving and make it just fine to Sunday evening after heading home. If its ever an issue though, it sucks because I will either leave early or I have to drive into town and take a shit at tractor supply or something.
I would rather do that than dig a hole or something stupid, so I'm leaning towards at least an outhouse, just not sure the exact metrics of that or if trying to diy a vault toilet instead is within budget.

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