>>2993390 Lol. My Dad was a mechanic. One day we're riding in the car and step-mom says she's been hearing a weird noise. Can you hear it? There it is, she says. Dad would seriously listen then turn up the radio and ask if she could still hear it. Not anymore she says. Dad would smile and say 'there, fixed it!'
He also had a saying: "If it doesn't work force it. If it breaks, <shrug> it needed replacing anyways."
>>2993417 >He also had a saying: "If it doesn't work, force it." I don't usually mean to force things but by the time it's taken me where I'm at that point I'm usually extremely pissed off where at that point I simply stop caring if it breaks anymore. If someone walked by my garage as I was working on my car they'd just hear me throwing slur after slur trying to break whatever the fuck I'm working loose.
>>2993423 >the proper operation of anything requires a bit of abuse. Fine macinery must be treated like a woman. Sometimes you have to hit it to make it work.
>>2993390 Reminds me of my friends dad when I was growing up. He'd be wrenching under the family van and smash his knuckles and say "Jesus christ son of a bitch"
>>2993390 I tried to move an oven today and yanked it by the handle and all the plastic attachments exploded and the handle broke off. I uses some nuts and screws and super glue to put it back together. Hopefully they dont notice. Stupid plastic clips.