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I have to show id everywhere the because the world is full of activities that are prohibited to minors or requires identification. Why is the internet a magical place where this somehow shouldn't apply?

>>108609023
Removing the government fixes this issue

>>108609044
>Why is the internet a magical place where this somehow shouldn't apply
because the bouncer at the strip club doesn't make a copy of your id forever and then sell it on to a million other people

>>108609044
Because people think that it has to do with all the dystopian Palantir shit and don't know that they can just train a neutral network on shitloads of indirect meta data and profile people without ever knowing their name or seeing their face. So they see it as a step towards a dystopian nightmare that they don't know already exists

>>108609044
stop going into gaybays you tranny

>>108609023
Removing the government fixes this issue

>>108609044
>world is full of activities that are prohibited to minors or requires identification
it shouldn't be

>>108609044
you got it backwards, it shouldn't be anywhere it isn't warranted, and that's anywhere outside of a parents purview

I have to show id everywhere the because the world is full of activities that are prohibited to minors or requires identification. Why is the internet a magical place where this somehow shouldn't apply?

>>108609110
>he gets carded
humiliating enjoy your goy brew, I'll be fucking 18 year old europoors in your stead

>>108609110
it should

>>108609110
אחי, כבר הקלדת את זה כאן, עוד טעות אחת ונמחק לך את המשכורת.

>>108609061
Yes he does, retard.

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>>108609138
sorry guys, this piece of shit website is working like ass

>>108609110
>>108609044
Bot got a hangup?

>>108609110
Showing your ID to a clerk who is legally not allowed to record anything, and who is addressable to a manager standing 10 feet away if you suspect foul play, working for a company in your country that you can potentially sue... is the same as having your face and ID scanned and sent to a random third party on the other side of the planet?

>>108609141
i don't know what strip club's you're going to but greg is 65 and doesn't know how to use a smartphone at my local

>>108609110

Because internet is a magical place huh duh fucking retard kek.

>>108609044
Because it's being used as another vector by big tech to track people, and also choke competition since age verification is costing every service money.

>Maybe they were right
Too late no refunds retard.

>>108609155
This has been happening to every other thread, across boards. Something happened on the backend that not only shit posting up, but exposed the AI bots that now make up a massive portion of the site.

>>108609044
where the fuck are you going where you require id?
I've literally never used it outside of government buildings, not even to buy alcohol in bulk

>>108609023
do i cancel or not bros

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>>108609044
>minors
Why are you like this? We don't refer to people with legal terms outside of the legal system, do you call yourself a major? If I show my ID to someone in a bar, a supermarket, or a strip club, they don't get to keep a copy of my ID. The problem is that there is no guarantee that my ID photo is being deleted, and there have been multiple breaches showing that, despite swearing up and down that they "don't see it" and "Delete it immediately", they are absolutely NOT deleting the data.
>But it's on your device and...
Cool! Let's see one that works in airplane mode!

>>108609539
Nah the double-posting is a 4chanX issue, the quick-reply window doesn't close properly and it tries to post the same thing again and again, if someone doesn't notice their post went through they'll end up posting it again once the identical post timer runs out.

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>create Large Language Models
>(((they))) make bots with it
>internet becomes unusable
>(((they))) come with a solution
>mandatory ID verification for everyhing
I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS GONNA END LIKE THAT FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>108610039
you can thank the WEF

>>108609064
The main point of government-issued IDs is that the feds can tell that the fake person you slopped into existence is, in fact, not real.

>>108610837
No. It's so the feds can target you for wrong think when you post something in opposition to their narrative.

>>108610039
It'sl literally because of mass automated identity theft driven by data breaches. It's not all that complicated.

>>108609044
>I have to show id everywhere the because the world is full of activities
Maybe it's time to get rid of that.

>>108609044
Are the age verification checks limited to online spaces that include activities that are prohibited to minors?

>>108609044
Because in this case, they save your data, as opposed to just checking it like if you buy booze or go into a bar.

>>108610952
So if we just add more identity data for them to breach that will solve the problem? I'm sold, we're all in this together and we have to flatten the curve

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>>108609023
Realistically, what is stopping you from using an ID that's not yours for anonymous/verification purposes? What's the next step after this becomes a common issue?

If it goes all the way down to biometrics you can literally pay your local hobo 50 bucks and a handle of vodka for verification information. This filter won't stop anyone determined, I'll still have five thousand alts to shitpost with or do lewd things on

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I work for the government.
How old are you?

>>108609023
The verification partner is a firebase db with no password

i've considered buying a good quality silicone halloween mask from china for face verification and making my own fake ID.
it's only going to get worse.

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>>108609173
>>Suicidal and extremely tired worker reviews your ID

I would be happy to instead show my ID to my local liquor store guy. He doesn't make any copies and there is a good chance that any data he retains will be "deleted" a couple months later, probably after his divorce.

>>108609044
Shut the fuck up, I don't even need an ID to get inside of a car. This is literally not something that is banned for minors to use.

You are a piece of human dogshit and I look forward to seeing your ugly, fat mug plastered on the news when you suck a shotgun after Poopreet steals all your life savings.

>>108610837
The feds don't get my ID, you just gave your ID to a literal Indian scam company that is going to resell it.
Retarded fucker.

>>108609023
this is how you know that even Anthropic, despite being the only somewhat usable LLM outside of general internet search abstraction, is in trouble
they feel the need to add revenue by selling your data, if you decide to hold after their initial IPO pump you deserve everything you get.

>>108609044
(You)

>>108609044
What's the matter, all that AI shit and they still can't read a fucking face? They still need papers? And for what?

>>108609044
>I have to show id everywhere the because the world is full of activities that are prohibited to minors or requires identification
I have not been asked to show an ID to buy an alcoholic beverage since 18. They just look at me and know I am not a child.
The only time IDs should ever be asked for is when opening a bank account or something like that.

>>108610952
>It'sl literally because of mass automated identity theft driven by data breaches
if only there was a way to give them more data, like peoples actual IDs, to make identity theft even worse :D

>>108609037
nice try
the feds will force you to use a hidden webcam

>>108609023
>noooo i got caught generating CSAM and can't anymore

>>108618673
>post that has nothing to do with the thread's topic
good job, anon

>>108618705
>FUCK i've been caught and exposed

>>108618711
you have been caught posting off-topic, that's right

>>108618673
Project harder

>>108609049
FPBP

>>108609044
The perfect cattle here, everyone

>>108618719
nobody asked for your falsehood

>>108609023
We warned you.

>>108609044
You never see the Palantir CEO and other high-profile people using the Id check themselves; its always the average joe.

>>108609141
I don't think the bartender pretending to look at my ID has augmented camera vision

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>>108609023
deserved

>>108609023
Doesn't this prevent black people from accessing? Some stuff I've read about American politics was that requiring ID to vote was racist because blacks don't have ID's or something like that.

>>108609023
>HURR DURR LUDDITE
Reminder. Astroturfed word.

>Oupa Boer, how do you spot a shill?
Simple. They say one or more of the following:
>vibeGODS/vibeCHADS/any variation
>you will be replaced
>tranny
>L U D D I T E
>[x] is trans behaviour
Spotting a shill is actually incredibly simple.

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>>108609023
the correct term is "chuddite"
you will never be a real intelligence

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>>108620552
>>108609044
This. Do you see him, the President, or any of these shit-sucking cock-polishers in congress using their IDs to browse regular websites? No they all have interns do it for them. None of them even use a PC. That's peasant work that they think is for the plebs, that's why they do not care about making your life miserable with adding these guardrails in. It's just more things for their servants to do, they'll never have to do it. They don't even use their own phones. They live like Victorian Royalty having servants pick up individual pieces of paper and dictate the news to them. If anyone asks "How do they make legislation that is sure to hurt them, too?" that's because you have zero fucking clue just how opulent the rich live. They are aware this will make the regular person's life horrible, they do not care as long as it stops at their closest servant or intern.

>>108621244
Democrats only care about ID laws when it goes to make regular pissants lives terrible. When it comes to voting they think the entirety of Mexico and Haiti should be allowed to vote no questions asked

>>108609023
Remember when normgroids saw Anthropic as the "wholesome" AI company because they were having a bitchfight with the government?

>>108622219
yeah that was literally three weeks ago. A week feels like six fucking months now with how fast the world is going to shit