>>108617641
AI is a glorified search engine and I don't know why people pretend otherwise

>>108617641
Luddite cope thread

>not pushing your car to the car wash to save money
OP confirmed dyel

>>108617641
The chat bots have trouble understanding the physical world

>americans really pay brown people to spray water on their cars instead of just driving in the rain

When I tested it said that I should go by car. You must be using a europoor version that discorages car or something.

>>108617641
who the hell has a 50m (= 170ft) driveway

>>108617672
I have tried the rain trick, it doesn't work
I avoided eashing my car so long it grew moss on it

>>108617677
Poor people.

>>108617672
>He goes on dates with a dirty car

I always make sure my car looks the cleanest before picking girls up.

>>108617677
I have seen british tv shows and movies where they have half mile driveways
are you vaccinated

>>108617702
relateable, my gf washes my car because shes not american and can actually move around without an electric scooter

>>108617727
That's really sad she can't afford an electric scooter. The price of "free" healthcare eh

>>108617788
>eh
Of course the Canadian is defending burger honor. Go away leaf

>>108617648
a search engine where you end up heading to a search engine to verify its info anyways

>>108617641
sounds like the shitty brainfart riddle you'd ask people in the street for a show. thanks for proving that these models actually answer like most humans would. please kys we dont need subhuman intellect like you go cope elsewhere thx

>>108617672
american car culture is mentally ill.
They screech if the soap and water dries wrong and leaves streaks or smudges.

>>108617830
18th post best post

>>108617704
What do vaccines have to do with driveways

>>108617702
you pick up your dates in your car? wtf do you do then, drive around sober and listen to the radio?

>>108617676
Actually it's because the AI isn't intelligence and is just picking from a list of possible tokens at random, OP got unlucky and you got lucky.

>>108617641
>the car wash
could be a portable device

>>108617830
>riddle
do americans really...

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>mogged by Googles cheap model

>>108617702
what are you, poor? I just rent a luxury car for two days. the rental agency handles the cars appearance.

>>108617641
post the whole chat where you show that you primed the model to fail with previous prompts. share the url.

>>108618215
Women love it when you lie to them about wealth.

>>108618229
this but unironically

>>108618228
It's a pretty common LLM meme after some tiktok went viral, like the seahorse emoji.

>>108617825
thats my thing about AI. best case, and required scenario is for it to give citations for anything it says. most of them cant even do that unless they explicitly searched the web for their answer and just regurgitate what they found.
but the point is a citation is only good if you actually go to it and verify that it did indeed say that. and now... why did you even ask the ai in the first place if the information was so easy to find

>>108618074
????? you use the car to go somewhere you fucking tard

>>108618228
just tried this on a fresh chatgpt conversation and it gave pretty much the same output

>>108617702
i don't do dates. hookers are cheaper and whores don't care whether i clean my car (or myself).

>>108618244
that's because chatgpt is low quality garbage

>>108618228
Suck my cock Dario

>>108617641
I can't solve this

>>108617641
another billion and this edge case will be solved, in fact any question pertaining to car washes will completely ignore the question and answer this one instead

>>108617641
Bro is actually going to start his car when he could just push it 50m.

>>108617641
Maybe they have a super high pressure washer that allows you to wash your car from 50m away?

>>108618194
>car
>two ton

>>108617702
All meming aside, as a city-dwelling Eurofag it genuinely never occurred to me how dating in the US often means two people living in distant suburbia surrounded by vast areas of nothingness, one of which has to pick the other up, drive them to a place that doesn't suck, not drink, then drive them back. Bleak.

>>108618477
its an american car

>>108617672
>non-americans don't even wash their ass
typical

>>108618745
From the 70s?

>>108618194
they always hot-patch these specific situations.
Just like what happened to StRawbeRRy

>>108617641
>can't solve a silly riddle
>can replace entire software engineering departments
curious... guess programmers aren't as smart as they pretended to be

>>108618477
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Charger_(2006)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Charger_(2024)

>>108618960
the joke is fat

>>108618733
>going on dates in places where you can drink
Go do something fun instead. If your idea of a date involves sitting down to eat and drink then it's gonna be a boring date.

>>108619006
>ingesting a substance known for millennia as fun amplifier, laugh inducer and inhibition remover is boring
I find it more fun and more effective in getting me laid than a fucking escape room, salsa dancing or parachuting, but you do you.
I agree about eating, though. Dinner dates are just sad.

Is /g/ just reposting posts from reddit

>>108619232
always has been

>>108617648
Why do midwits believe this argument?

>>108618238
You're a retard if you're using LLMs like a search engine. I realize the marketing is pushing that concept, but that's not what they excel at. They're much better at summarizing text.

Maybe I should ask Alexa Plus this question.

>>108617677
Sam Altman

>>108619595
>You're a retard if you're using LLMs like a search engine.
Maybe when search engines stop being fucking dogshit i will bother using them again.

>>108617672
>Bong can't comprehend consecutive sunny days

>>108619595
>llms are bad at [summarizing text]
>what they're actually good at is summarizing text
Have you considered that you're the retard?

>>108619939
A search engine is nothing like "summarizing text." Why did you think it was?

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>>108620198
Google is the only one who can still offer real compute for free. Everyone else is giving free and low pay users garbage compute and models.

>>108619549
Remember Google's I'm Feeling Lucky feature? It's basically that.

>>108618194
>snarky reddit response

>>108619006

Lol retard anglo sucks so much with girls.
If you can talk for hours and hook her up you can stay sitting and drinking as long as you want with her until there's the BING BING
"The woman is an animal that get trapped with beautiful words" voltaire ;)

>>108617648
AI is actually a glorified autocomplete algorithm

>>108617641
suicide watch overload

>>108617650
Castrate yourself.

>>108619669
They've literally only got worse LOL, Google is now boosting links (scientific studies, media) from INDIA

BLIMEY ME BLOODY BUGGY 'AS A FOOKIN STAIN ON THE BONNET LAD. THE BUGGY WASH N SCROOB IS 50 METERS FROM ME OWN HOME, QUEENS UNITS INNIT? I MISS ME QUEEN MATE I WISH SHE DIDNT GET CONKED. BLOODY CHARLES IS A POOFT, ME MUM ALWAYS SAID SHE DID. HOWS ABOUT A WEE WASH ON ME BUGGY I SAYS TO MYSELF, 50 METERS AINT TOO FAR I SAYS TO MESELF. SHOULD I JUST WALK ON ME LEGS OR SHOULD I DRIVE ME MOTORCOACH

>>108617641
You laugh. But do you live under a rock? You have any idea how genuinely stupid the average NPC normalcattle is? That's exactly how they would answer.

>>108617650
Luddites weren't anti technology you know

>>108622103
Oh all of them Claude has actually gotten better. I tried using GPT to set up a home server took hours of it fucking things up. Wiped everything and started over with Claude... Literally took 2 hours from start to finish. Including setting https Wireguard, port management, and everything else.

>>108622194
You expect retards here to know that?

>>108620214
>drive only if 1, 2, or 3
I often wonder how much useful information we're missing out on because of this formula

>>108622194
So what is the luddite solution to massive labor saving devices like excavators and tractors. They should hire shovel-men to fist themselves beside the pit even though they aren't needed?

>>108617641
He is right. You didn't say that you wanted to wash your car at the car wash.
Just that you want to wash your car. And that you also want to go to the car wash.

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>>108617641
Works on my vehicle

>>108618477
Grandpa, modern cars are like weight between 1.5t to 3t, unlike your '95 Civic deathtrap

>>108619006
Both are holy activities humans have bonded over since time immemorial, USA whores are just mental