Why should we, cunt?

They mine instead.

We apparently ship all our old shit to Australia, and the department stores there are filled with like endless amounts of cool old stuff that didn’t sell at other parts of the world. Australian history is mostly for show, I don’t buy into anything I’ve been told. But, there’s lots of logical statements we can make based off of geography, incomes, average age, shit like that. Let me know if you want to see more of my shit dawg I do this for lucifer. Drop a comment in reply to me, so I can get paid please.

>>108619324
why even bother, they are rich.

there is a McCain plant down there

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>>108619324

Australia is fucked

>Diesel is $3.50 AUD per litre
>British outpost surrounded by Asian and Pacific nations — Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, East Timor, the Pacific Islands, and further north the broader Southeast and East Asian region. Its trade, migration, and security environment are overwhelmingly shaped by Asia, not Britain
>You're gonna need to be on at least $90k to be comfortable as a single person in Melbourne, Sydney or Brisbane
>Melbourne CBD is dodgy as fuck
>Sydney is Chinese and Muslim. Melbourne is Indian and Muslim
>Brisbane CBD is Philly tier destitute, homeless everywhere, trash everywhere, smells like garbage and cigarettes, many closed business, drugs and needles everywhere in the valley
>Uni is a scam. $30k-$50k debt for a job that you'll earn less in compared to getting a trade or just working your way up
>Having a car is considered an expensive luxury when most can't afford anything
>Homeless everywhere. Heaps of people forced into homelessness because they can't afford to rent
>Heaps have given up and just live on benefits and how many people causally take coke, ice, acid, mdma and speed to cope and escape from the Australian Nightmare
>Expect to pay between $700 to $900 per WEEK if you want a decent place (rent money = dead money)
>Average hourly pay in Australia is approximately $27.86, barely enough to do anything with
>Parks full of homeless and drugs, crackheads, zombies walking the streets at night
>Black crime. When they cause trouble they do so in a large group, and the police just watch and do nothing because they are too outnumbered to deal with them
>Fire breaks out at one of only two oil refineries in Australia
>The ANZAC/WWI/WWII narratives and "Anglosphere" concept doesn't reflect Australia's current geopolitical position as an economic zone

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>>108620098
Feels like my shithole Slovakia.
Nothing was built here after USSR, besides few western car manufacturers using us as slave labor.
Unironically, those western crypto kikes started importing third world to work in their factories, kek.
Capitalism was mistake, I wish we got back into USSR/Monarchy.
Annoying gyppos around present everywhere.
I feel your pain brucie.

>>108619324
Why don't you mind your own business?

>>108620192
>Nothing was built here after USSR,

Why not

>>108620204
You can't rely on peasants to make the right choices, people just ended up stealing the EV funds, unlike Poland, which invested in worthwhile projects and built infrastructure. I'd migrate somewhere, but whole WORLD feels like a shithole economic zone now. Worst part about this shithole is never ending winter.

>>108620098
man. i make $24 an hour and put more than half of it into savings. i live in northern Maine tho. it would suck to be stuck in a city i guess.

>>108620242
>I'd migrate somewhere, but whole WORLD feels like a shithole economic zone now. Worst part about this shithole is never ending winter.

What about Poland? Worth moving to?

>>108620098
Truth, it's fucked out here

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>australian women are currently making $680k a year

Why aren't you doing a trade?

>>108620284
I don't like Poles, I wouldn't move there, but you are probably smelly jeet? I don't recommend you moving to eastern europe if you are jeetoid, everyone will see you as worthless gypsy. If you are Anglo australoid, just stack money, and move to rural new zealand wait for electric bugaloo.

>>108620098
>You're gonna need to be on at least $90k to be comfortable as a single person in Melbourne, Sydney or Brisbane
Australia has one of the highest wages in the world
>trash everywhere, smells like garbage and cigarettes, many closed business, drugs and needles everywhere in the valley
This isnt even close to true. Compared to basically any other part of the world it's extremely clean and tidy
>Uni is a scam. $30k-$50k debt
24k for a 3 year stem degree, paid for by an interest free loan from the government
>Having a car is considered an expensive luxury when most can't afford anything
You can go buy a car rn for like 3k, not sure how its a luxury when everyone you know owns one
>Homeless everywhere.
Homelessness has increased since covid but its still tiny compared to a place like the US
>Average hourly pay in Australia is approximately $27.86, barely enough to do anything with
The average weekly pay for a person working full time is 2125.70 - more than 100k per year
>Black crime. When they cause trouble they do so in a large group, and the police just watch and do nothing because they are too outnumbered to deal with them
Flat out lie, theyre like 1% of the population
Theres a reason the rest of the world wants to move into our country nigga.
Also you just outed yourself as a brokie

>>108619324
I made myself a Vegemite sandwich

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>>108620337
Just marry the $680k a year australian women and do nothing, genius.

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>>108620337
Can we all agree that this guy looks like an absolute faggot? No woman with self respect would touch this poof, but australian women are just men with tits on, they probably don't mind.

>>108620098
i'm surprised you guys don't have free college

>>108620337
Why is Baked Alaska in Australia?

>>108620699
You'll often see this guy around the Brissy Hungry Jacks

>>108620485
>Flat out lie, theyre like 1% of the population
Despite making up...

>>108620485
They probably sit holed up in their bumfuck country town reading schizo Australian twitter complaining about society collapsing and thinking they have it pretty good in fuckin' Alice Springs.

>>108620337
>I started as a receptionist at 17
You can just apply to be a boomer?

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>>108620098
all of that shit sucks but the biggest problem with australia is the people
we're all braindead automatons
i can stand working 50 hours a week to live in a tiny apartment and not having enough left over to put into savings but i can't stand the people here

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>>108620485
Median income in Australia is closer to $90k and good luck saving up for a deposit for a home, especially with our inflation and boomer landlords increasing rents.
If you are lucky, you'll get a dogbox 30 - 50ks away from your states' CBD, so you get to enjoy a 3 hour commute each day.

Average income is a crappy metric to use, because it's literally all incomes added up divided by working population.

>>108620928
>live on an island so big there's debate over if it's a continent
>only have 27m people
>live in shoeboxes

For its entire history, Australia has acted as a client state to a great empire in one form or another, and as such it never developed the instinct for self-reliance, or the desire to really make anything out of itself beyond what was expected of it. There was a brief window in history with the collapse of the british empire during ww2 and its aftermath where there could have been a shift, but instead our elite tried to cling onto Britain for as long as possible, and when it finally became clear even to them that Britain was done, we were simply transferred as a client to the Americans.
So why don't we manufacture anything? Because we don't have to. We are not a civilisation, and we have no civilisational project. We have no goals beyond hedonism and consumption. Manufacturing requires a level of collective purpose that we do not possess. Why would we build a factory? There is no point. There is no future we are building towards. So we do nothing. We sell our rocks, import another million jeets and chinks to prop up property prices (the closest thing to a religion for boomers here) for another few years, and we go back to watching netflix or whatever.
t. Australian

>>108619324
They can just sell resources.
People usually do the easiest stuff.

>>108619324
We manufacture bullshit and depression.

>>108619324
Because the government are treasonous beyond belief and would rather us sell our raw resources and buy finished products.

>>108621063
There isn't all that much habitable land because abbos burned forests down to hunt.

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>>108621829
Even if most of Australia is a desert, we're a whole bloody continent and still have more habitable land than any European country sans Russia. We just don't use it because banks refuse to support regional development. What do you think would happen to their lucrative coastal mortgages if there were suddenly basic amenities beyond the outskirts of Brisbane/Sydney/Melbourne?

It's the same reason we have more water than humanity knows what to do with yet we have constant droughts. It's the same reason we have constant droughts yet constant flooding. It's the same reason we have FIFO. We're never going to get hinterland infrastructure without ejecting the shabbos ruling this country.

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>>108621865
>What do you think would happen to their lucrative coastal mortgages if there were suddenly basic amenities beyond the outskirts of Brisbane/Sydney/Melbourne?
Nothing you retard.

>>108621918
This map shows that Brisbane isn't really any cooler than most of coastal QLD. Poor argument.

>>108621939
You mean the coast isn't any cooler than the coast (which is populated)?
Retard.

>>108620204
no one around to lead the building anyone competent either left or died

>>108620098
I really wish people would stop besmirching Philadelphia. If you wanted actual destitute you could go to Baltimore or St. Louis. If you wanted drug needles, you could go to any progressive city on the west coast (Seattle just started cleaning up for the World Cup and has in a few days collected 660k discrded sharps).
There was ONE report about Kensington drug trafficking (AKA the one street corner that all the druggies get herded to be watched, and most of the drugs come from Baltimore anyway) and people think parrot how it's a giant shit hole.

>>108622024
>which is populated
Wat. Barely anyone fucking lives outside SEQ.

>>108622081
Townsville's rapidly growing. But that aside, that's not the practically central Australia that you were talking about beforehand.
No one's living in those light green portions of your pic because it's too fucking hot.

>>108621865
can the useless parts be used for solar powered projects?

>>108622262
They are.
Why are you people so retarded?

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they manufacture consent

>>108621425
fucking truth, do we even have any semblence of a tech hub? people around the world are building cool things while the normies i encounter are just interested talking about entertainment and celebrity slop or housing market. sick of this shit i need to find my kind of people on this island fast.

>>108622308
Define tech hub.
No we don't make anything interesting. We have full stack jobs and that's about it.

>>108621865
>We're never going to get hinterland infrastructure without ejecting the shabbos ruling this country.

You'll never get hinterland infrastructure because there's nothing there. There's no reason to go. It's too hot, dry, and the soil is too poor to support farming communities like in central USA. Without farming communities you have no towns. Without towns you have no cities.