>>30538539
why did they make such a racist ride

>>30538539
Pleas also post the Hitman Edit "good job 47...."

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>>30538575
Don't got it have this instead

>>30538608
He could sue that guy

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>>30538644
He could poo that guy*

>>30538608
not cartel related since they didnt borrow his face?

Finally some good fucking food

>>30538508
Did he died?

>>30539024
Fucking classic!

>>30538906
peggy hill

>>30538974
I've got one of those over a spiral stairwell, the only safe way to access it is to lower it from the room above.

My palms are sweating like a motherfucker

>>30538608
IIRC the story behind this was that the guy who got tossed was from a nearby town or just across the border or something, and the guys who threw him just randomly stumbled into him, interrogated him about where he was from, and then decided to kill him for being from out of town.

>>30538969
Chad Smith jumping off the cliffs of Dover in England. He got distracted and threw his pilot chute (which draws the main chute out of the pack) down instead of up, so his main chute opened up way too late. He fell 180 feet and survived, albeit with a shattered pelvis and 4 broken vertebrae.

>>30539072
That hurts to watch, and makes me laugh at the same time.

anyone have that vid of the guy on the propeller machine that broke down mid-air and he had to tell siri to call 911?

>>30539595
What an anticlimactic way to become quadriplegic...

This kind of shit is why I've always been so afraid of even small heights. Gravity is a bitch.

>>30539087
Anyone have the vid of the aftermath?

>>30539445
he was from peru

>>30538524
Kek

>>30538996
Hungry elevators in China …

>>30539465
Love the RHCP!

>>30539845
Another hungry elevator!

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>>30539884
>Another hungry elevator!

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>>30539816
WAWMORT IZ RAYCIS!!!

>>30538608
> this is a thief
> no
> You arent?
> no
> Where you from?
> from there
> There were?
> There
>What country are you from?
> ...im from there.
*Tosses him away*

The accent is southamerican. This is probably colombian guys. From the way dude was asnwering and how he was just leaning against the bridge all chill... he was probably a thief. Most probable.>>30538974

>>30539655
Nah, he's probably okay. Kids are springy and stuff.

>>30539843

The guy on skates that comes over and gestures with his hands is hilarious.

>>30539971
>>30538608
This happened in Colombia, the attackers were Venezuelan and the victim was from Peru. He was lured to Colombia under the pretense that he could buy clothes cheaper there for sale in his shop. They were extorting him too. Silvano Cántaro.

>>30538515
context/story?

>>30538520
what happened here

>>30538644
Johnny Cash sang about that boy.

>>30540054
Must be an Italian tourist lol

>>30539822
Something similar happened to my uncle once, got hit sprinting forward when stepping to the side would have prevented it all

>>30539971
he was not chill at all, you can see how scared he was. I doubt also he was some "thief", they killed him just for fun

>>30539816
>I can't behave literally any way I want to, even if I'm loud, disruptive, and knocking shit over intentionally
WALMART IS WACIST!!!

>>30538586
Dibs on the torta

>>30538539
I rode a ride like that, NEVER again. I feel like I used my lifetime's worth of luck not dying on that fucking thing

>>30540091
he fell

>>30539854
"girl falls from car and dies"? and while falling she changed her dress and shoes? think a bit before making those videos

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>>30540080
Nerve ga… dafuq you mean you need context for? Woman being woman no need for further context

>>30540091
Some petty criminal was running from the cops and found himself there. The police are on the megaphone trying to get him to not continue but he was either too stupid and arrogant to live or he just decided to end it there. It wasn't even a really serious crime, like retail theft or something.

>>30539843
should have stomped on his neck with the ice skates

>>30538515
>>30540080
Probably autistic and wanted to see the goats. Like a horse girl, but worse.

>>30539822
It's gotta be a low IQ response to danger. Just moving directly opposite away from the danger moving toward you, like a lizard would. Even when I was a child, I never did that when I was in danger. I always moved to dodge it perpendicularly.

>>30539445
Let's import more of these people.

>>30540163
>"girl falls from car and dies"? and while falling she changed her dress and shoes? think a bit before making those videos
What makes you assume that the girl which fell and died is the same one that was standing at the start of the video as opposed to one of the other girls who was adjacent to her within that car? Thank a bit before making these comments.

>>30540267
girls adjacent to her within that car?? what girls are you talking about? there are no other girls in that car. Just the driver and the guy filming

>>30539824
Holy shit she turned into an insta-corpse

>>30539890
>the woman beats him
lol

>>30539843
>his ankle came off
stupid wahman

>>30539007
Is that scream from the falling woman? If so, very kino and cinematic

>>30538608
That was rude

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>>30539031
Lisa needs braces.

>>30539853
Kek

>>30538608
Spics don't value human life, but whine and bitch when they're locked up after sneaking into the US. These are the violent animals liberals want living in every neighborhood for the sake of diversity.

>>30540655
Most of the ones that move to the United States aren't bad people.

>>30539087
How is there not blood gushing out of that dude? Fuuuuuck this made me cringe.

>>30540411
stupid animal

>>30539824
Jesus fuck. Look at her face. Instant life-long paralysis because she had to be an attention whore.

>>30539843
That used to be a really great mall. All you saw in there were white and Korean people, maybe one or two little clusters of niggers. Now it's nighttime in Nigeria all day.

>>30539075
>Peter pan
>never growing up
Pottery

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>>30540575

>>30539849
Country?

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>>30540757
Brazil.

>>30539845
Elevators/escalators to the chinese are what trains are to Indians lmao

>>30540760
Brought to you by the religion of peace.

>>30538508
that's why I never go to circuses

>>30540655
Lmao how much did you get paid for this one champ?

>>30540905
>some bankers fall out of a building
>bunch of people saved from predatory loans
Thanks Muhammad.

>>30538508
Is the Lightbringer ok?

>>30538962
What even is that, did a piece of building just fall off?

>>30540928
Where do I sign up to get paid for telling the truth? Wait, why am I asking you, beaner?

>>30540374
>Rubs one out real quick after he falls

>>30539822
And the guy in the car could have stopped him

>>30538515
ROFL, I was expecting the goats to do some crazy shit, wasn't expecting some lad rolling down the cliff
>>30538524
That should've been the easiest dodge of her life
>>30539676
That must've been some really good porn, damn

>>30540655
Shalom

>>30540905
Brought to you by Israel, Rabbi

>>30540985
L'chaim

>>30538508
Sure seems like someone is sending Cyrus a message.

>>30540623
How'd it turn out for that guy?

>>30538508
Cyrus knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

>>30541315
Part of the act you fucking dumbfuck turd worlder

>>30540694
He is thoroughly plugged up

>>30538608
As a Mexican, fuck these South American half Latino half niggers. They are the result of the slave trade. Even though they don’t look that nigger even a small % makes them behave like full blooded niggers

>>30538601
jumpscare

>>30539816
Jimmy Buffet smiling over the whole ordeal is icing on the cake

>>30539847
Hopefully the bobbys dont notice the guy has a dangerous assult butterknoife in his car

>>30539877
Not even stairs are safe for chineese

>>30540374
"Huh, a safety harness. I wonder what that is for? Welp, time to free-climb!"

>>30541331
>>30541338

None of them died. Maybe stop using the internet or learn how to use it.

>>30541352
dat railing rayciss

>>30538586
The fuck? That's not a sink hole.

Did someone fucking cover a manhole with a thin layer of concrete?

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>>30541604
Fuck I want a Yoohoo now.

>>30540982
Look like a end of a rocket

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>>30541573
100% safe and effective.

>>30541130
That'd be the other way around dipshit lmfao

>>30541602
that was pretty cool. was expecting rekt

>>30539465
>>30538969
what a.... Chad

>>30541573
Lol you dumb cunt

>>30539847
good riddance

>>30538906
Is paradropping from a helicopter normal? I feel like I haven't seen a drop like that from a chopper before, only planes. I feel like there's probably a good reason too.

>>30538980
omg did he died?

>>30541137
>>30540905
same "religion" based grifter coin, different side

>>30539042
Bro, I need the number of the contractor that built that awning. Impressive work.

>>30541338
>Ousmane Coulibaly died
brotherrrr, your filenames are shit wtf

>>30541112
Once I noticed the person I knew it was going to be them. Goats have millions of years of natural selection, weeding out the retard goats who fall.

>>30541352
>Black is more than just a color
It's a shade you dumb bitch. Also I wish we would stop obsessing over race. That goes as much for the right as it does for the left.

>>30541589
crazy

>>30540566
How much the state cares for you

>>30540566
>filename
kill yourself

>>30540749
Even if you survive the fall, your feet are tied, making it extra fun to swim the wild water

>>30539022
Very ”special” forces
>>30539007
Hot scream

>>30539087
Can you imagine how many naked women vlad the impaler did that too?

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>>30539843
Should have skated over his neck and made the world a better place.

>>30539845
>>30539884
See that's the problem. They eat Chinese and are hungry an hour later.

>>30538586
>sink hole de maya

>>30541586
Went down like a brick

>>30539816
>world war wallmart
i cry every time

>>30538670
Any one know what they are saying? Context?

>>30540982
Its a Pali getting crushed by the back end of an Iranian missile.

>>30539445
based

>>30538962
Missile shot down in attack on Israel. Only casualty in that particular attack was that guy...an Arab. Pretty sure that's right--so hard to keep track.

>>30541979
the situation is basically kinda like the african version of the indian caste system
the gravitationally challenged negro is the servant of the other negro and the "superior" negro says that she can just get another one, its not worth the effort

>>30540760
when was this?

>>30538586
It's just an old well, well, well

>>30539822
Running away increases danger
3 steps out and then side step to miss the trunk
Also, trees can be 100' tall wtf was he thinking lmao

>>30541384
You're gonna blame mexicos crime rate on blacks too? you delusional fucking spic

>>30541698
Yeah it's fairly common depending on the unit. It's actually generally safer because youre going slower and there's less to fuck up with the exit. You don’t see it as much because it's mostly used by small, special operations and reconnaissance type units, and at that point it's just as easy (and safer) to land the helicopter or rappel/fast rope.

Jumping from an airplane in the way most people are familiar with is generally referred to as a mass-tactical exit, and the idea is to deliver a significant fighting force of infantry onto a specific objective before the enemy has time to reinforce it: so think 1000 paratroopers dropping onto an airfield in Panama. The logistics of that mission set requires aircraft to fly halfway across the world carrying a battalion or brigade size force. You can't effectively do that with helicopters. Plus a lot of airborne units like to LARP about WW2, so the stuff that gets put out for the public is usually in that vein as well.

>>30541327
RIP

>>30540724
What mall

>>30541597
WHY IS THERE STAIR UP TO AN ESCALATOR

>>30538608
Sam Hyde said it best when he described that you could be teleported into a room with 3 other random people from anywhere in the world and they will very quickly and without words conspire to kill you in the most sadistic way.

>>30540760
Is he ok?

>>30538520
This video pops up again every once a while for like 10 years now and I've never been able to find anything.

>>30539816
Saved. Got anymore like this?

>>30542680
Watch Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", and will be revealed.

The desecration of Jimmy Buffett is intolerable.

>>30541640
The bad spawn is the worst.

>>30541130
>>30541137
>>30541139
>/pol/tards: "jews encourage illegal immigration to replace the white race!"
>also /pol/tards: "why do you hate beaners, JEW?!"

>>30542602
Houston Galleria. Before recently, I hadn't been there since 2016. I remember seeing so many beautiful korean girls walking around. It was insane. I went back in late 2025 and it was full of negroids. Half the stores were closed, there was trash everywhere...just abysmal.

>>30541618
Damn fuckin evil little bitch

>>30541331
>>30541338
its been 6 fucking years and you losers still can't admit that your mass die-off fantasies were schizophrenic delusions
>>30542734
/pol/tards are predominantly brownoids larping as white
nobody with intelligence goes there anymore, my brain cells start killing themselves just browsing the catalog

>>30542767
Just looked it up because I was curious. The boy survived. China is such a fucking toilet though. The world is going to be a truly scary place to live when they're running things a few decades from now.

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/girl-7-throws-boy-down-a-well-in-china-in-video-that-shocks-millions

>>30538539
I was actually living in the area when this happened and had a friend that was nearby on the same night. Turns out, Fatty Tyre had thrown a fit because he kept being turned away from rides and started calling the attendants racist for not letting him on. Thusly he got onto this ride and the rest is history.

>>30541157
He died

>>30541452
SALT BAE NOOOOO

>>30541828
>>30541844
KEK. I love you

>>30538608
*drop the bass*

>>30541309
"Jesus loves me the most"
Instant smite.

>>30541404
How the hell do bikes just fly out of control like that? I've never ridden one, but isn't the accelerator either on a level next to the handle, or the handle itself is a twist knob? Are they just panicking and deathgripping it?

>>30541636
>A Falling Wizard.webm

>>30540590
what actually killed this guy?

>>30539087
When that dildo just doesn't do it anymore.

>>30541618
me too
>>30541674
this one cracks me up. appears to have weights around his neck. whats the move here? one foot in front of the other? he is so dedicated to those two disastrous steps

fuckin...might go get me a damn yoohoo

>>30542256
September 2001 in new york

>>30543035
The river was polluted with residual nervegas runoff, it had been building up as a toxic sludge on the riverbed for years...

>>30542633
What a fuckin dumbass

>>30540091
Fell down

>>30540414
Was this guy suicidal or something?

>>30543035
>what actually killed this guy?
Smacking into the water at high speed. Probably shattered many of his bones and definitely ruptured his internal organs. People think water is soft and will cushion your fall, but that's only true to a certain point. There's this thing called "surface tension". Its how you can see bugs walk on the surface of water and also how boats can float on it and so on. If you hit the water faster than you can break that surface tension then its like smacking into a solid rather than a liquid.

>>30541582
Lmfao!

>>30540566
So the retard making up the filenames for random webms is a r*ssky pidor, good to know.

>>30543250
thanks anon

>>30538601
Why is someone who isn't the guy falling screaming like a retard

>>30540419
what a horrifying way to go. trapped in the sky as you either burn to death or leap to your inevitable demise, knowing there's no way out. any balloon fags know what went wrong here? makes me wonder how this doesn't happen more often.

>>30538906
pretty big coincidence that he landed in that crater out of all that flat land
calling fake
>>30538988
did he died/?