>>18431459
I frankly don't see why that is any more unlikely than majoritarian religious beliefs.

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>>18431459
The Mormon Jesus

>>18431466
I feel that way when people incessantly criticize Scientology

>>18431493
Sex with the (formerly) Virgin Mary

>>18431515
By itself I don't think the practice of Scientology is objectionable. Independent Scientologists run around hurting no one.

>>18431459
>American sci-fi Islam
is Mormonism secretly based?

>>18431542
And btw, pointing at any given belief and going "Isn't that SILLY?" is not a real criticism. Never has, and never will be, it's just a group a signal for faggots to feel good about agreeing with eachother.
Not that I genuinely consider Mormonism as a true religion. But I don't think their beliefs being wacky matters when weighing that.
In fact, I actually think a lot of mormon nonsense is kind of intuitive. Why would Jesus not go to america? He needs to get his message out there somehow. Why wouldn't the dead be offered a chance of salvation after dying but before the judgement?
>>18431549
No.

Mormon Jesus.
>super freak plays

>>18431466
When Enoch came back from heaven every earthly pleasures was completely undesirable to him. The presence of God feels a billion times more pleasant than anything we can experience in the flesh.

>>18431862
>Mindraped into desiring anything but him
I don't want to get close to this guy

>>18431895
>I don't want to get close to this guy
Ok.

>>18431493
Stop.

Mormon time.

>>18431459
>Mormonism: Endless sex in Heaven
>Islam: Endless sex in Heaven
HMMMMMMMM

>>18431470
>team Allah
>Beardless dancing boys forced to do it against their will
>team Satan
>Literal semen demons whose only will is to suck the life (i.e. cum) out of you forever and ever
I know my choice

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what the FUCK was his problem???

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>>18431459
As a man who was very attractive in my youth, and an almost complete degenerate at the time, I can tell you that even a man like me gets bored with too much sex, after some years of it. Between the 5 women I have been with, I have never been refused sex, and all breakups were initiated by me. I found that in relationships in which the amount of sex in situations which the woman wanted to be with me more times than I wanted with her, I found my equilibrium of about 2 times a week was my preference level. Most men wouldn't actually enjoy literally infinite sex after some time achieving it.
Eventually, a desire for family becomes stronger.

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>>18431459
Hieros Gamos. Use the proper term, peasant

>>18433534
lesbian angels?

>>18431998
serious question , what do you get from LARPing on an anonymous image board?

>>18431550
>In fact, I actually think a lot of mormon nonsense is kind of intuitive. Why would Jesus not go to america? He needs to get his message out there somehow. Why wouldn't the dead be offered a chance of salvation after dying but before the judgement?
I think it's more the stone in a hat, reformed Egyptian etc. that makes people think it's silly.

>>18433634
There are no female angeloi/malakhim.

Only between men for me. I dont know who added females in my orgy but I dont enjoy it one bit!

>>18431459
>sex
You believe this is the biggest type of joy because you're an Atheist and you know dick about spirituality or God. Know that it is the lowest type of joy.

>>18433714
Tbh Jesus Christ going to America is the first thing I hear brought up whenever mormons comes up. Not that th other stuff isn't weird. But you have to read up on it a little more.

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ew

>>18431550
>He needs to get his message out there somehow.
It’s called the great commission

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>>18431862
>experience in the flesh

>>18431940
Joseph Smith ain't called the American Muhammad for nothing, kid.

>>18431559
That, or "Can't Touch Me."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE