>>18435113
Go ask your priest.

>>18435113
>Dear Lord, please I long to be with you and sleep on Jesus broad chest, please call me home, I dont care if my family has to suffer I want to be with you NOW
>It Is Done.

I see no problem here?

>>18435113
George Carlin can explain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlzbFxYy08c

Reminder that Jesus himself prayed to God that he could avoid dying on the cross. Prayer is not some sort of magical protection or prosperity cheat code, you pray for your soul and for salvation of others. Not for anything in this life.

I remember that one video, where a white woman went to the church once and prayed and the camera recorded her getting killed by a feral nigger during that.
I believe in supernatural, so I think maybe there is demonic and malicious in here too, not just niggers nigging.

>>18435149
I'm not even a Christian but please kill yourself.

>>18435155
so it's basically a declaration of intent that God wants you to make?

>>18435161
There is...
https://youtu.be/VJ9RmuY8A60?si=anStnRzEceGd7HLU
Take your time, baby, we are waiting.

>>18435161
were you fapping when you imagined this?

>>18435174
>There is something demonic and malicous in here too
I meant possession, niggers could be literally possessed.

>>18435175
I didn't imagine it, there's a video somewhere.
Nigger came to the church and killed the poor old woman.

>>18435177
is the video in your mind, while fapping?

>>18435186
Why do you imagine me fapping, are you gay?

>>18435149
George Carlin would defend transing children today

>>18435176
Talking these matters with those who havent seen this shit at work is useless, as they will claim "mental Illness".
There's parasites (spiritual) that alter your behaviour.

>>18435113
c*tholics pray idols, not God.

>>18435113
Death is inevitable, heaven is not guaranteed. Anyone who is now dead would choose a young death and heaven over old age and hell. Atheists are so stupid, it's hilarious.

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>>18435199
>The eternal pachinko
>Souls are dropped from high above
>They crash against lifes obstacles
>And go into the pit
I really am digging religion rn

>>18435188
I tried to find the video, I couldnt find it anywhere, so I got pissed and assumed it must have been some fap fantasy of yours

>>18435113
Obviously to the wrong god.

>>18435113
He was worshipping a piece of bread so he was an idolater

>>18435113
>Dying in your sleep
Literally the best way to go.

>>18435300
Dying in your sleep in your old age would be better, I would presume.

>>18435304
>reach heaven 60 years early
How is this bad for a devout christian?

>>18435304
You presume wrong

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>>18435194
and you wouldn't?
here is my future wife Kai Schreiber

>>18435198
He was literally praying to some bread before this

>>18435201
Wow you're cool and different, haven't heard that before.

>>18435113
>pray
>go to Heaven forever
Problem?

>>18435149
I'm so glad Carlin called out those White Christian bankers. It needed to be said

>>18435155
>Jesus prayed to himself
Still makes no sense

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Vax status?

>>18435113
>Pray to an idol (bread)
>The demiurge kills you because he is jealous
Based

>>18435113
We don't know what he did during the 22 hours a day he wasn't praying. It might have been bad.

>>18435791
I hope that young boy gets better and can run around with his friends again