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and we're back
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>>5209372
Of course. Were you expecting anything else?
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>>5209262
>Perpetual
she's been rotting in grave for year tho
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>>5209493
The difference is that when you are gone, nobody will notice or care.
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>>5209321
Why was she so into the macabre?
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>>5209529
Why not?
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Yep, ngl, I believe I am posting in one based thread.
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>>5209612
You couldn't be more right.
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>>5209612
>See obvious jizz on Michelle's face
Wwyd?
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>>5209626
>She gives you this warm smile.
Wwyd?
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>>5209629
I would kiss her!
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RAWR!
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>>5209692
>RAWR!
ROAR!
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>>5209707
easy, Sanchez...

EASY SANCHEZ
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this has been my phone wallpaper for literally a year
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>>5209790
prolly oughta fix it up a bit. it's a little raw and would be better if her legs were fully visible.
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>>5209793
thats the full picture
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>>5209796
not saying its cropped, just that it could be better.
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>>5209930
Is she holding Chris P. Bacon?
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>>5209932
Just a friendly reminder. This is not goon fuel.
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>>5209958
No, Smoke E. Bacon.
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>>5209959
Why would it be goon fuel in the first place?
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>>5209991
R
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>>5210014
IG stories someone saved (luckily).
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>>5209975
She always had a natural affinity for animals. I think she would have liked us, Anons.
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>>5210057
What are you implying here?
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>>5209614
>You’re a bloodsucker, a creature of the night, a nosferatu surviving on animal blood only. Wracked with guilt you vow never to drink human blood. However, a young Michelle offers you her neck.
Wwyd?
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>>5210088
Fuck the vow and go for it.
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>>5210117
Same
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I didn't want to upload it without the audio stream.

https://files.catbox.moe/s95ti8.mp4
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>>5210124
Addendum: I never realized how much I loved her voice.
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>>5210141
https://youtu.be/_jDlXGrM3Y4?t=769
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>>5210144
ugh, they disabled playback on other sites which breaks the timestamp. just go to 12:50
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>>5210144
I don't remember Kwan being in the movie at all.
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>>5210149
yeah shes one of the announcers for the competition at the end along with brain boitano
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>>5210150
Damn now I remember Boitano, but why has my memory erased Kwan over the course of 20 years lol.

https://files.catbox.moe/p2vypx.mp4
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https://files.catbox.moe/b84bfs.mp4
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Catbox goes down in the middle of my upload. Fuckass site.

https://files.catbox.moe/sihqbo.mp4
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Where is this from?
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>>5210156
She spoke at a 2009 Congressional Hearing for being so fucking hot!
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>>5210156
no idea but rare

>>5210157
makes sense
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>>5210157
lololol
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>>5210287
Why
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>>5210292
gambling debts?
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>>5210293
My girl didn't gamble.
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>>5210294
gucci handbag debts?
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>>5210292
Why what?
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>>5210304
Hmmm.
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>>5210331
Why remind everyone of the existence of this movie? I feel bad for her.
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I would have paid top dollar for the soapy water and pumice tool. Maybe the towel, too.
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>>5210432
And what would you have done with it?
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Missing Chelle
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>>5209262
Remidner alma wade killed her wth cancer me
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>>5210440
Please don't ask or share that info.
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>>5210454
Nigga wat?
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>>5210454
ok
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She's a real head turner.
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>>5210486
Only she can do it.
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>>5210432
Dibs on the plastic spoon.
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>>5210575
That guy behind her is creepy.
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>>5210156
OMG she looks so pretty in this one
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>>5210156
File name says 2009 and 17 Again movie is the only thing that comes up for Chelle in 2009.
>>5210157
She sure is
>>5210432
Wikifeet is alive and well I see
>>5210432
Research Belle Delphine bath water ebay
>>5210486
Optical illusion
>>5210578
I would have defended her honor.
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>>5210582
She sure does. So bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
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>>5210612
Very cute and bohemian. I bet she spread for more than few hippies that day.
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>>5210651
She what
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>>5210652
man, i wish it was 2012 again
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>>5210658
I wouldn't mind going back all the way to 1992 to be honest.
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>>5210661
You're one sick puppy.
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Attention, Trachtenbros!

Today marks a one year anniversary of the legendary Michelle thread with 1000+ replies. I don't recall any other thread reaching even a near vicinity to such number, but I may be wrong, so in case you do know of such a thread, please feel free to go down the memory lane with me (us)!

The thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/5036147/#5037762

It held on for 5 weeks (technically 4 due to 4chan getting hacked for a week).

Let's make this one as big as possible!
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>>5210664
Let's do it.
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>>5210662
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>>5210652
>She what
Spread; opened her legs. You know, the way she did for all those producers.
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>>5210664
>Attention, Trachtenbros!
Stop being a fag, faggot.
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>>5210670
Uh huh.
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>>5210671
stop being alive
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>>5210755
no u
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Nip slip?
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>>5210773
Yup, it's been floating around for a while now.
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>>5210755
Hush up, Jeet Fag.
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>>5210778
i'm 100% white, unlike you rajesh
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>>5210782
you're both brown and the more you deny it the browner you get. stfu.
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>>5210783
you wish
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>>5210784
>you wish
what a retarded way to respond. that's two whole shades darker.
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>>5210782
If you poured a bottle of White Out over yourself, you'd still be 100% Jeet, Jeet Fag. You sweat curry, Jeet Fag. Both your wife and your mom shit on the floor, Jeet Fag.
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Let’s vote:

Strawpoll: You get to choose the most annoying Anon:

https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw

>Jeet / saar anon
AI anon
The Circuit movie meltdown anon
Faggot this faggot that anon
Hunter Schafer anon
PDF file accuser anon
Strawpoll anon (me)
Wwyd anon
Poem / song lyrics anon
Movie reference anon
Footfag anon
Upscale Anon
Upscale hater anon
‘Wwyd’ Meltdown anon
Thumbnail / low res anon

https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw
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>>5210806
>Thumbnail / low res anon
Who's that?
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>>5210806
>Let’s vote:
I vote for "Let's have a strawpoll" anon; that faggot is insufferable.
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>>5210813
I’m there. 7th option down. Vote.
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>>5210576
Hey! That's me!!!
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>>5210992
Yummy
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>A rising stock-car racer (Michelle Trachtenberg) competes against her estranged father and her new beau (Drew Fuller).
I'm going in. Wish me luck.
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>>5211060
DON'T DO IT
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>>5211060
NOO STOP!
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>>5211060
If you use the pause button and especially the mute button you may get some mileage from the movie, no pun.
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>>5211093
>she bites her lip while reading your love letters
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>>5211094
Probably die of anxiety.
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>>5211112
>I, gentleman
I would have thrown my jacket on the ground covering the drain water making sure her lovely foot doesn't touch the street as she enter her car.
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>>5211130
Her honest reaction:
>Ew, you're not getting into my car with that.
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>>5211131
Fair assessment but I would be too busy with her 'appreciation' if you catch my meaning.
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PEEKABOO
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>>5211180
>I walk out right after her.
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>>5210156
this one should be the cover
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>You see her standing all alone. You're given 3 wishes from The Djinn aka The Wishmaster.
What are your 3 wishes?
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>>5211234
>What are your 3 wishes?
1) That the WWYD? Fag dies.
2) That the WWYD? Fag dies in a fire.
3) That Michelle Trachtenberg maintains all the sexual knowledge from a decade of Hollywood producers "training" her, but without all the whiny PTSD. Because you know she was a good fuck, you just don't want to listen to her vent.
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>>5211236
This is a tough one. The Djinn in the movies reverses your wishes. For example if you wish to remain forever young, you’ll turn into a mannequin, lol. You can’t give any vague wishes. If the wish is open to interpretation you’re dead lol. My wishes.
1) No one dies or gets hurt within the immediate area
2) Michelle loves and cares for me deeply
3) I become a billionaire

Now the Djinn may make me a biological brother of Michelle’s thus fulfilling yet thwarting my wish.
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Very nice thread desu. Won't tag them all but great pics itt.
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>>5211237
>but without all the whiny PTSD. Because you know she was a good fuck, you just don't want to listen to her vent.
this is the real duality of man. I love to hear a womans voice but literally every single god damned syllable of whatever stupid bullshit shes yapping about enrages me to no end.
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>>5211285
Maybe don't date retards.
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oh how I wish Michelle and Emilia had a pic together like this
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>>5211313
I got you, bro!
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>>5211313
Maybe there is, locked away and forgotten in some archive, never uploaded to the internet.
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>>5211293
they all do it m8
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>>5211350
Not from my experience. The distribution of people yapping retarded shit is relatively equal.
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>>5211349
Peak. Just peak breedability. How often do you think that sexy starlet was taken, raw, in her trailer? I'm gonna go with thrice weekly.
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>anon, are u really sure that catgirl outfit is appropriate?
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>>5211439
Cuddle
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>>5211439
>Wwyd?
Breed her. Repeatedly.
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>>5211486
Breed Her Anon is back!!!
>>5211465
Same
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>She's the new bookie but you're down 10 large
Wwyd?
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>>5211504
>Wwyd?
Breed her. Repeatedly.
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>>5211708
You can’t. She’d be surrounded by her thugs and enforcers.
>>5211504
I would just pay what I owe and keep it moving.
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>>5211717
>I would just pay what I owe and keep it moving.
What are you gay?
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>>5211719
Yes, I'm happy but I don't know what that has to do with anything.
>>5211719
Of course I would ogle her extreme beauty.
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need Chelle
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>Parent - Teacher Conference. You're alone at your son's teacher's classroom. You notice a basket of apples. Hungry, you help yourself to an apple. Upon biting into the apple you hear a soft voice from across the room. It's your son's teacher (picrel) and she makes a comment about baking an apple pie for her class. You make a lame joke about not being a pie person. She looks you in the eye and says, 'too bad, I do love a cream pie.'
Wwyd?
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>>5211728
>need Chelle
Go dig her up.
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>>5211749
Excuse me?
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>>5211765
>Excuse me?
She's dead, faggot; if you want her, you'll have to exhume her.
'Cause she dead.
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>>5211745
I would take her home…homeroom that is. (Wink, wink)
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>>5211745
>Wwyd?
Laugh, loudly and long, at the nigger making up these pathetic simptastic roleplay prompts.
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>>5211792
>faggot
Found the Anon:

Strawpoll: You get to choose the most annoying Anon:

https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw

Jeet / saar anon
AI anon
The Circuit movie meltdown anon
>Faggot this faggot that anon
Hunter Schafer anon
PDF file accuser anon
Strawpoll anon (me)
Wwyd anon
Poem / song lyrics anon
Movie reference anon
Footfag anon
Upscale Anon
Upscale hater anon
‘Wwyd’ Meltdown anon
Thumbnail / low res anon

https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw
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>>5211794
Found the Anon:

Strawpoll: You get to choose the most annoying Anon:

https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw

Jeet / saar anon
AI anon
The Circuit movie meltdown anon
Faggot this faggot that anon
Hunter Schafer anon
PDF file accuser anon
Strawpoll anon (me)
Wwyd anon
Poem / song lyrics anon
Movie reference anon
Footfag anon
Upscale Anon
Upscale hater anon
>‘Wwyd’ Meltdown anon
Thumbnail / low res anon

https://strawpoll.com/61gD9A43zZw
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>>5211795
Pack up your band of curry niggers, and go back to India, Jeet.
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>>5211796
Pack up your band of curry niggers, and go back to India, Jeet. Don't forget your street-shitting Pajeeta wife; we damn sure don't want her.
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>>5211798
Found him:
>Jeet / saar anon
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>>5211792
Rude.
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>>5211802
Relax. I’m just joshing you.
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>>5211804
Great share. Thank you. Love this image.
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>>5211804
>'Cause she dead.
>Rude.
FACTUAL.
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>>5211803
>Pack up your band of curry niggers, and go back to India, Jeet. Don't forget your street-shitting Pajeeta wife; we damn sure don't want her. And tell the rest of the Jeets that any coding ability they may have is superseded by their stench. Seriously, you'd think a millenia old country would know about bathing.
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>>5211805
Nobody told you to speak, Jeet.
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>>5211807
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>>5211834
She’s so beautiful.
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need Chelle
>inb4 hurrdurr she’s dead hehehehehe gottem
Lololol
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>>5211872
Lmao gottem
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>>5211834
>Wwyd?
Say "she's dead" and watch all the simpy "Chellebros" get all pissy.
Quality entertainment.
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>>5211834
>Wwyd?
Say "she's dead" and watch all the simpy "Chellebros" get all pissy.
Quality entertainment.
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>>5211889
Duplicate posting. Yep, a schizo. See:
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>>5211893
>Duplicate posting. Yep, a schizo.
No, just captcha issues; 4chan has been glitchy the past couple days.
I'm as sane as the next on here. Sane!
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>>5211745
>Wwyd?
I would clean her chalkboard with my tongue.
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>>5211896
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>me in her loving embrace
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She's alive and well.
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>>5211903
kek
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>>5211888
No bully!
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>You see her on the red carpet.
Wwyd?
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>>5211980
Wonder how the fuck I got there.
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>>5211990
Context:
>You're the HVAC repairman doing a rush job for Hollywood moguls. You see Michelle.
Wwyd?
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>>5211980
Sexy shoes!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgp2TD6nwF4
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wwjd?
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>>5212028
Dude, isn't this from Harriet the Spy?
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>>5212052
>Dude, isn't this from Harriet the Spy?
Unimportant, Chellebro; foot faggotry trumps all other concerns.
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>>5212052
It looks like it's from Wikifeet based on the file name. Don't ask me how I know that, cough, cough.
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>>5212055
>trumps
No politics. Take it over to >>>/pol/
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>>5212058
I'm pretty sure it's from Harriet, even though it's been ages since I've seen it.
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>>5212061
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>>5212055
it's from the episode of house she was in
https://youtu.be/dha00qMea6g?t=393

either 4chan is broken or its swallowing my posts. i've posted this twice before and its not showing up, so if they all show up at once: oops
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test
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4chan is kinda fucked currently.
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>>5212073
copy that
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>>5212080
How did you get the image posted?
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Can I post yet? Testing 123... I couldn't post since recent maintenance break, nice fucking maintenance 4chan
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We’re so back bros!!!!
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>>5212209
I saw what you did there.
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>>5212080
Gorgeous legs. Very underrated. Excellent toe cleavage action going on. Well done.
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>>5211834
Propose hard body.
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>>5212265
All I have is two words. Gor. Juss.
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>>5212248
i will never understand footfags
like what is the appeal?
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>>5212288
>i will never understand footfags
There's nothing to understand; they're just faggots being faggots.
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NEED CHELLE
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>>5212318
Same
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>>5212248
>toe cleavage
Great footgina here:
>>5212283
Just sayin'
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>>5212102
>She's your blind date but you left your wallet and smartphone at home.
Wwyd?
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>>5212325
>Wwyd?
Not worry about it too much; she's dead, she's not going to eat a lot.
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>>5212325
I can easily pay with my Smart Watch. No smartphone proximity required! Touché!
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>>5212329
Unf. She's getting my motor running.
>Motor as in a figure of speech, not a Circuit movie reference inb4 the circuit movie meltdown anon
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>>5212327
Oh yeah, then what's this?
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>>5212340
Lol!
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>>5212328
You won the blind date contest!
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>>5212338
AI.
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>>5212393
Think again.
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We are always amongst the top 5 in total reply count or just plain number 1. That's a testament to Michelle Trachtenberg and her loyal fans.
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>>5212413
Indeed. This might be the last active online space dedicated to her.
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her find a grave page says burial details unknown again instead of cremated
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>>5212459
You're right, I haven't checked it in a while. That just reinforces my initial suspicious that the whole cremation thing was just a placeholder for unknown burial information.
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>>5212483
>She drops her handbag. Like a proper gentleman you pickup her handbag however a Magnum brand condom falls out of your front shirt pocket. She takes notice and smiles.
Wwyd?
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>>5212505
Lol sheesh
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>>5212413
Definitely one of the most active boards.
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Im going for my morning brisk walk. I plan on yelling out her name.
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I miss her so much. I’m writing her a poem.
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>>5212611
Good luck.
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>>5212610
>Definitely one of the most active boards.
Definitely one of the most faggoty boards.
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>>5212648
Seething

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