>>7919415
Fill two mid sized balloons with water. Have at it.

>>7919422
its the attachment points, not the volume, that is the problem

Tits just feel like, well, any flabby skin with a hint of a hard thing near the center, nipples are the same as yours but bigger and firmer.
>t. fondled breasts last week for research purposes

>>7919415
One on the right looks fine just make the head smaller.

>>7919415
>Never Groped a pair of tits.
vast majority of pornfags never did, especially milkniggers. milkniggers are all virgins. they never groped a perky teen titty or they'd be into DFC. being a milknigger and liking nigger ass is how I can tell if someone's a loser whose only pussy came outta porn. this hyper shit needs to end, total virgin death. any proper man is into DFC and toned ass

>>7919458
What is DFC?

>>7919463
droopy fat cocks

>>7919463
lurk more

>>7919415
Get $300, go down to a strip club, get a couple of private dances with a woman that'll let you touch her.
There. Easy.

Now the real question for any statefag professional artists is "can this be counted as a work expense for taxes?"

>>7919463
delicious flat chests
>>7919458
>most women are sizequeens that only go for giant hyper cocks IRL (20cm+) or are disappointed if you have a dick that isn't like in porn
>this is fine
>I want to like giant hyper tits, bellies and butts in my mind, together with other more secret things
>this is not fine at all and I'm a nigger
Foid shake? Wanna meet and fuck? I'll fatten you up and then make you lose weight and love you until the day you die so we can stop the evil voices inside your head making you insecure about your body.
>>7919415
OP, buy a silicone mold, you reminded me that some japanese artists like Uru cope with being mentally ill coomer virgins that will never touch a woman like that.
But honestly it's very easy to rizz a girl with fat tits and let you grope them, or at least, it was very easy for me. And I was/am a mid autistic retarded guy into anime and poetry. I don't know how bad things are now, but there's always the silicone mold so you'll never be out of options to help fight in the tits war.

>>7919482
>"can this be counted as a work expense for taxes?"
For 300 buckaroos it better be, holy fuck.

>>7919458
>Dated three chicks with perfect fat round asses, two of whom had fat tits
>Now draw chicks with fat TnA
Small tits are great because they're sensitive but you can't pinch a 2D tit. Fact you said DFC marks you as a pedo so it's only natural you're intimidated by a full figure

>>7919482
Or you can spend the 300 dollars on a prostitute, because there's no guarantee a stripper would let you touch them.

>>7919423
Glue that balloon to a flat surface

>>7919665
Finding a prostitute in the states because you can't touch a tit is like running into traffic blind to learn how to marathon. You're not learning the basics at the right place, so you're going to run into a trap an hurt yourself or end up in the hospital, a jail cell, or both.
For the money and trouble you can just rizz up a lonely middle-aged woman at your local bar. She's not likely an on-duty cop and the sex is probably better anyway.

>>7919730

8 times out of 10 it's an undercover cop these days, or a setup where you'll get mugged at gunpoint. Just don't even try it.

>>7919415
I've groped boobies plenty of times but honestly dont really even remember what they feel like beyond skin and mass. kinda like how you dont really know what water tastes like until you drink it, its like 20% there.

>>7919415
these look fine applepost why are you dooming over this?