>>220775627
locking the door and calling 110

>>220775627
i would open the fucking door right at his face, smacking it and breaking his nose. i would then kick him squarely in the balls and as he crouches i would throw my knee right at his lower jaw. and then the fun begins. i would drag his sorry ass indoors where i would beat the shit out of him with a walking cane, aiming squarely at his ears and eyes, which i would then gouge out with a screwdriver. i would then bind his mangled half dead remains to a chair and castrate him, remove his ears, nose and tongue with glowing hot pincers and let him die of shock. and then i will carve out the kidneys, pancreas and liver to be sold to organ traffickers. i would then eat his heart with a plate of broad beans and a nice chianti before throwing all of his smelly carcass into a bin, where i would burn it to ash. i will use his skull as a cereal bowl and his long bones as lucky charms to hang on my rear porch so that they make a nice clattering sound when the wind rises.

yes i'm a moderate.

I’d give him my daughter to do as he pleases, of course

>>220775627
The other day there was a burglar breaking into people's houses in my village so a mob formed and hunted him down all night so maybe that.

>>220775627
qrd?

>>220776847
God, being a thirdie sounds fun as hell

>>220776873
some incel tard had a schizo seizure and tried to barge in a house for unclear reasons, spooked the housewife in there, broke a doorbell and was eventually confronted by the owner with a shovel. after a couple bruises he pathetically allowed himself to be cuffed by the cops.

Shit on the floor

>>220775627
incel phenos are archaic human species, should never breed

>>220775627
I'd kill the man and no one would ever know he tried to enter my property.

Who is this guy and why people insist on posting him here?

>>220777490
just the latest psyop

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>>220775627
DO YOU UNDERSTAND MEMES

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>>220775627
>>220777835

Of course I would open my door to him that's Harry Dresden

>>220775627
i think that's harry fucking dresden, i'd probably open the door

I watched this video a few minutes ago. He calls himself "Harry Dresden", who is a fictional character from a series of books called The Dresden Files, and in a second video he says he's looking for "Victor". Interestingly, Victor is also a character from the books.
Not sure what's wrong with this maniac.

>>220776002
Based

>>220781081
How many people have gotten into this series after this event

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>>220775627
He is so based... like so based... I wish I had the confidence and carefree attitude of his.

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any proof the man in the house wasnt raping his non existent daughter?

>>220781385
THIS! i wish a whimsical person such as this would visit my house

>>220776847
yeah i svffer as a thirdie... what about sovl, i need my USD number in the international talmudic excel spreadsheet network bigger though...

>>220775627
Ask him if he's from door dash and if he has my order first. If he does not, tell him to go away or get molested on camera for all to see.

>>220775627
I load my 40-round magazine, fix my bayonet, and pull the charging hangle of my M16-A2 forgery

Call the police on him.

Put a knife in my pocket for if he would enter my house. If he would, then he would die.

>220782436

unhiged muttdog willing for fresh blood

>>220781310
It was all a publicity stunt
>>220777103
He was trying to save a hypothetical women.

>>220776847
Lmfao thirdie behavior, like playing tag or manhunt

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I would shoot him through my door with no warning.

>>220775627
I would listen. Which is what no one else did.

>>220783196
That webmn fills me with intense patriotism.

>220783131
My home is my castle.

Hello?

>>220775627
open the door and challenge him to a chud off

>dood you look like the "nothing ever happens" chud guy hahaha
and that would be the end of that exchange

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>>220781081
Americans live in a semifictional world were gesturing (they believe themselves to be spiderman, harry Potter, etcetera) and ritual imitation of fiction determines reality, hence at times they make these reflections about fictional events as if they really happened and are of significance