I love and respect the haka but it was a lot cooler when I was a kid and it was just something that either our sporting teams or an actual group of Maori from a local marae did at your highschool. Now we do it everywhere as some kind of performative New Zealand™ brand thing. Yep, that's a New Zealander alright! Look at him do the haka! Feels like we're in a dog show doing tricks for clapping internationals.

>>220787544
Do the haka shake

>>220787757
I wonder if there's a haka shuffle?

>>220787459
What if in retaliation they do fortnite dances and it becomes a whole dance battle?

is haka the thing where they yell and stamp their feet

>>220787459
>Open up your Taringas we are going to have ourselves a quick Korero about the classes behvaiour during last period

>>220787459
>we should do a haka
More deluded words have never been spoken. No one enjoys this cringe shit.

>>220787544
I've seen less than a dozen in my whole life.

>>220787544
Isn't it cultural appropriation if a white kiwi does it?

>>220788910
Taringa is a suburb in my city

>>220787544
>>220788910
>>220789357
stop doing the haka you pakeha scum, apologize for waitangi now

>>220788910
>gotta do the mahi to get the treat, team.

>>220787459
lol