>>220789151
BASED

creating a fork of ffmpeg that just changes the command to ffmpreg

has to be this one unfortunately

non-auspaedo new
>>220789162

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>>220789151
And here's our American public transportation. I'm very interested in the subject you see.

>>220789177
um!!

pizza and grape soda at aussies house!

this is the one

>>220789193
corr

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Haig's turned to fiction now
Not going to buy it unless it has a confirmed mental health subplot

>>220789193
Gonna make that seat stink.

Mental how I got steaming last night and have wanked TWICE this morning, already thinking of sacking off the stuff I'm supposed to do today and getting poo steaming and NOT shagging gfberg this evening.
MAD even

>>220789305
mind just pointing to who exactly asked

>>220789293
Reckon it'll need a good sniffing.. uh i mean scrubbing

>>220789151
What does /brit/ mean? I thought it was related to the British, but it seems to be for threads where subhuman gooners congregate to goon all day.

>>220789177
you can just rename the executable to ffmpreg.exe mong boy

>>220789151
>You need you panties ripped off
And three BIG BLACK COCKS in all 3 holes at the same time!!
Way up your pussy and way up your ass as far as they will go but even farther
And the thickest cock goes down your throat so it makes you gag and convulse
As those big black cocks pound away, it feels like from the start yo are being assaulted
But its made you cum nonstop, just one continuous non stop orgasm
And just before you pass out, those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside you
As you lay on your stomach, the cum is coming out of all your holes
I'll turn you over and jack off all over you

>>220789326
much too complex

wonder how pink it is

lost a clue in the grim wind-tide

>>220789314
>>/Aus/

The Empire fell into decline after WW2, was revealed to be extremely diminished during the Suez Crisis, and was dead by 1997. Interesting in hindsight what the Falklands represented. One last successful imperial jolt to action in the final years.

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Emma needs her bum sniffed.

>>220789334
deeply unwell

>>220788945
renault clio, little french thing with okay mileage for it’s age
nothing fancy just so i can get from a to b

>>220789409
It's American culture

>>220789411
suppose you've come to terms with dying a virgin then?

>>220789437
too late for that i’m afraid

>>220789411
thank you for supporting the french automobile industry

for me its the Nissan Micra :)

no hole in /brit/ will remain unfucked by me

>>220789447
was going for a little japmobile first, but got sold before laying my grubby little claws on it

i feel intimidated by australians

>>220789487
same
your posts HAVE to be good when they're about

>>220789487
it's ok, i'm here

seriously tho its crazy how fit they are

i'm so horny

very quiet in here

doctor frasier crane

had a big meal and it absorbed all my drunkness ffs

>>220789487
>>220789507
gay freaks

practicing my french on duolingo so I can show off to the half swiss lass at toil

>>220789567
sherry?

>>220789590
bet it's shit lol

whats your go to comfy 2nd monitor viewing? been watching season 5-8 simpsons but fancying a change

>>220789602
yeah french is

>>220789604
gay porn

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>>220789617
ok that hurt

>>220789604
gay porn

>>220789602
yeah I just want to learn a few sentences to make her giggle, have no intention of actually learning to speak French because I’m not black you see

>>220789604
get it on

>>220789604
gay porn

>>220789649
>because I’m not black you see
can't be english and say that, la
you're actually worse than we are lol

>>220789617
that's him done
however, bit mean

>>220789604
pornography (homosexual)

might buy an old barn house in the middle of nowhere in France

>>220789604
last one laughing uk

>>220789690
gay cunt

>>220789662
English is the international language lad, hence why you speak it. When I visit France, everyone who I need to speak to speaks English. Same if I ever went to Quebec. So only time I would ever need French is to speak to Ooga Boogas in Senegal or the Congo which I have no intention of doing

>>220789690
>latht one thtanding uk

>>220789706
lad you're ruled by a darkie, fuck off

>>220789723
Didn’t mean to offend you, lad. I’m just saying there’s no point in learning your useless language

>>220789746
not offended, just putting you in your place

>>220789723
who?

>>220789737
what's up gamers Rorke here with another Minecraft Let's Play coming at ya

rorke had potential ngl

*to the tune of we will rock you*
nigga poo
nigga poo

>>220789762
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775655833561819.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775655833561819.mp4

travelling to London today and nervous :\ might get stabbed and/or raped

ffs lads i just took my AWS exam and found i have to wait up to 5 days to find out if i passed. that's me anxious for the next few days then

>>220789746
what languages are 'useful' then

Mad how Germans call us inselaffe which translates to Island Monkey

>>220789737
Minecraft genocideMod - episode 6 - wooden doors

>>220789778
screaming

King and Queen of Denmark: :O
Duke and Duchess of Sussex: ¦[

>>220789789
for shagging:
spanish
italian
portugese

for learning:
german
russian
chinese

for sovl:
arabic

>>220789789
english desu
because america won

>>220789821
>for sovl:
>arabic
"no"
these people have no soul

still don’t understand how you could be attracted to feet
mental illness that

feeling like a freak on a leash lads

>>220789818
sus sex

>>220789825
Well, America won because England won, half of America was french until you handed it over after the 7 years war

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>I've got BOSS WEAPONS

>>220789832
ok

>>220789844
america won because you lost

peng twink feet

>>220789857
glad we agree

>>220789833
small ones are best

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>>220789864
>>220789878

>>220789873
no i just dont punch down

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>ok

>>220789892
you're punching up bud
arab speech is guttural and barbaric

yo whats up rorke nation

>guttural and barbaric
rorkes mam

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WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA!

>>220789961
haha good stuff, some of your best in years

>>220789778
needs to start with the machinima opening

>>220789961
SCREAMKNG

diego is contained in the other thread no one tell him

>>220789983
?

>>220790008
wahtever you do dont tell him

they called me harry potter because i was scrawny, had glasses, lots of dark hair

seriously though why are the elderly so entitled in this country

>>220789604
Went to a Simpsons quiz last night expecting my passive knowledge from watching as a kid to be enough but it was actually spastically hard
Few examples
>Name the seven Duff's?
>First guest to play themselves?
>Maggie first word + voice actor?
>Lisa IQ?
>McBain based off Arnie and who?
>Shelbyville original name + cost of ferry
>Voice actor of Troy McLures agent?
->Skinner's POW helmet number is shared with which other fictional characters?
>Name all of homers dream jobs
Got about half of those
Placed middle of the pack overall

>>220790040
they saved britain

now they call me "le chauve"

>>220790050
hs?

>>220790059
*farts*

>>220790069
*sniffs your arsehole*

Don't really understand where the entitled boomer stereotype comes from

My mum's pretty generous and gives me money and that even though I really don't need it

did french in school and hated it
france got some good history culture (modern excluded) but I'm not so into it that I'd learn the language

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>>220790075
it's not emma watson

>dont understand this sterotype, here's a single anecdote

>>220790088
>france got some good history culture
YEA 1066

Starmerbros….it no good

go into the comments of any post involving children getting free things and there will be elderly people saying "THEY DON'T NEED THAT! WHAT ABOUT US PENSIONERS?!?!"
yeah well you're biomass

>>220790102
Almost like I was asking for more evidence

Got invited to this scheme on Amazon where they send you free stuff so you can write reviews on it.

I review everything I buy on there and apparently enough people gave me thumbs up and said it was helpful that I became a top rated reviewer :D

>>220789961
screamo

>>220790102
it's spaki baiting

>>220790088
u learn french to shag french qts
what r u gay my son?

>>220790138
yawn

TIL ground cinnamon absolutely fucks up ants

routed the little cunts

>>220790126
cute :3

>>220790148
gods not real shut the fuck up modget

>>220790126
Bezos thanks you

>>220790163
would be far cuter if they sent him dildos and chastity cages and he had to post videos of himself bouncing on them and moaning while his cock is locked up

>>220790176
hs?

>>220790126
Good goy

>>220790182
drunk again jeffo?

>>220790187
um

never review anything me but I wouldn't buy anything without substantial positive reviews

>>220790214
you as well mate.

>>220790187
whilst wearing programmer socks

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>>220790210
Nah. Trying to stop. Been 3 days. You?

>>220790238
forgot that part

>>220790126
been trying to get invited to that so I can have free shit

haven’t posted a comment, reviewed, or replied on anything, except 4chan, in yonks
just cba

>>220790256
sometimes leave racist comments on instagram reels

excitement for the pending steamingtoil is absolutely palpable in my smelly incel flat

>>220790245
not trying, thinking of your hot bod

come on eileen

>>220790268
someone has to do it

>>220790256
i post tiktok comments sometimes with a girl's name
got 15 thousand likes on one of them

>>220790270
ktim

>>220790297
bet u loved it u horny slut

>>220790297
um, why

>>220790297
and i bet it was some shite like
'nahhh that was crazy'

just orchestrated a wank

>>220790288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ihSk7yLiIo

i think you have to be genuinely retarded to watch someone like asmongold

>>220790348
alri hassan

>>220790352
him too

sir civil service

sir civil service

sir fat cunt

Sir Jewish Wife

really want to post the n word but my data is banned

>>220790441
my data got banned the other day for a post I made like a month and a half ago

>>220790447
havent been able to post on mine for a month or two because some chud keeps getting it banned

Sir Slava Ukraina

>>220790466
i reset the data a few weeks ago and it rolled onto an IP that was banned for posting CP
grim grim grim

>Police in protective clothing investigating ongoing incident in London
>it's at the Israeli Embassy
"Protective clothing" is interesting, dirty bomb?

>>220790441
I'll post some for you lad
nigger nigger nigger nigger

:) x

>>220790488
bruh
>>220790500
thank you mate i needed that

>>220790489
oh fug :D its habbening

>>220790489
chemical weapons false flag attack expect more soon israel is REALLY unhappy that they dont have unconditional support on this one

>>220790489
rorkesheed slung some poo at it

>>220790316
exactly, some shit that wouldn't even get a (you) on here

>>220790566
find the implications in that webm EXTREMELY concerning

changing my name to Gabe Owners

can’t stand David olusoga

ate too many jalapenos my mouth is on fire

>>220790041
>>Maggie first word + voice actor?
Elizabeth Taylor. Daddy
>>McBain based off Arnie and who?
Pat Butcher

>invite a girl out to dinner
>get ghosted
many such occurances

made 4 free throws in a row and made 2 total shots from the 3 point line

>>220790598
not literally on fire though is it

Dixon Ciderbox

>>220790625
bro think be luka doncic

there's this girl working at my local shop who i found out is a legit model with an agent, not surprising since she's like 5'11 and has a very distinctive face (kind of like if you crossed anya taylor-joy with dua lipa)
can't wait to see her graduate to nude modelling, and, eventually, porn

>>220790626
didn't say that, it's a metaphor

poo

>>220790653
you should make sure to explain its a metaphor next time

sucking down a gatorade

i might suck upon a covfefe

Po

room smells of my balls

playing red steel, the controls are janky as fuck

>>220790673
are you autistic?

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Ooh go on then

>>220790734
no but many /brit/ posters are so i think you should be as inclusive as possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItosN03uzz0

just inhaled an entire box of french fancies and don't even remember doing it

>>220790741
star wars is sad

Dont know what's for my lunchies
Even less of a clue about dindins
Sorry state of affairs

>>220790769
alderaan isn't real mate don't worry
nobody got hurt

>>220790756
dimentia blogging

>>220790606
fuck up

>>220790790
tell that to the millions of sad little neeks its harmed

If I drink 3/4 pints tonight will I still be up for the gym tomorrow morning

help

help me

>>220790876
Wouldnt bank on a yes

>>220790821
LOOOOOOOOOL

just ate an açai bowl

got the day off work so i will be aimlessly walking around for a few hours before coming home which is where i want to be all along

nigga said ç

>>220790876
If you’re drinking 4 there’s no point even going gym next day it will be a waste of time you will get no benefit

If you’re trying to lose weight, don’t even look in the direction of beer. 1 pint is like quarter of a pizza. 200 ish calories

>>220790876
depends

>>220790929
it not right

>>220790929
diego?
chastise this obvious homosexual

>>220790929
measure calories in pizzas do you

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ASU frat leader will be drinking tonight and gyming tomorrow.

>>220790929
who asked

>>220790821
done that neek

personalitymaxxing

alt asian girls with ear and eyebrow piercings

>>220790901
looks like you spilled some on the post

employed woman is 29 years old

>>220790978
Willard crying out for a wank

thinking about ruby's arse

>>220790741
cute cup x

>>220791001
MOOO MOOOOOOOOO

feel like shit just want to move to mongolia

>>220791005
that + her pink twat + legs
my cock would pop after a minute

>>220791027
shut up man

firthy mongorians!

>simpsons quiz nights
>star wars branded bottles
>goonerposts
>boring blogs about le gf and dates
You are all literally teenagers arent you? Im getting too old for this place.

john pork.
funny.

performing the wank to stella cox tongue fucking a niggers shitbox

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Coffee and cookies this morning

>>220791071
you think teenagers go to quiz nights and watch star wars?
everyone here is like 34

don't understand the ruby obsession to be honest
especially with a fit as pengaleng corr ave a look at that sister
>>220791071
post something interesting then you whiney bastard

>>220791071
1994 chad reporting

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ruby mentioned

>>220790876
are you joking how would 4 pints ruin that

>>220791071
this is failure manchild culture, the kids are into tiktok trends and the manosphere

biscuit and cake prices in coffee shops are a disgrace desu

slowly coming not to dislike the smell of vag, especially when it mingles with the musk of your balls

always better to bring your own food to a coffee place. extortionate 'cookie' prices is how they get you

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>>220791084
the

I'm 30

any working long hours and having no time for hobbies because immigrants need to ponce off the state and molest women man in?

>>220791150
i was that over 10 years ago lol lmao even literally living in the ftuure, me

how sad is your life that you larp as deegs all day on a friday

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>>220791166

>>220791140
fake diego

>>220791001
too big

just sat down at an establishment

>>220791183
grow up

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>>220791192

>>220791180
martian whore

When I was younger toil was 8 hours, i.e. 9 to 5, but now it's 8.5 so you have to toil from 9 to 5:30, when did this change? Why is 9-5 toil no longer a thing, it's been almost a decade and I miss having those 30 mins to myself

>>220791197
Must be a solo trip if she's pulling the utterly petrified grimace of JANUINE ACKSOYTMANT she does whenever she does anything by herself.

I'm guessing it'll be another immensely dull holiday where Ruby visits the closest cafe to the hotel for 5 minutes to pretend to be vegan (OFFCWOARSE), finds a tree to pretend to read near while spending more time checking her surroundings for oncoming attackers than reading words, then gorps at the sky in fake wonder. Then after spending a total of 45 minutes outside to get the bare minimum of wonky footage with bad audio to fill a low effort ad video, she'll barricade herself in her hotel room for the rest of the trip.

over watch female characters r34

juno's bum is lovely.

>>220791206
its always been 8:30am in most places life isnt a hollywood film

for me it's mercy and that brown girl with the gun that shoots sun beams

>>220791215
+ futa

>>220791215
winston

>>220791183
nope

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it was a paki establishment, a ‘bab for me

for me its venture and tracer

>>220791096
Ruby’s a bit of a character, and imagining her getting all red hot, panting and sweating with stringy hair sends my cock shooting up

>>220791206
I wfh 37.5 hours a week flexi and skip lunch so I'm logged off by half 3 at the latest

>>220791206
i usually go at about 5:20 and no one stops me

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>tfw no latex gf

>>220791246
one of elton's piles burst did it

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>>220791246
>celsius

>>220791246
Elton John Live in Stockholm

they should make an overwatch character who is a slime girl

they should make an overwatch character who is an evil fat incel who everyone hates and doesn't have any weapons or attacks

>>220791318
you're saying you want to be in overwatch then

i mean the character designers must know people will make porn the millisecond they’re revealed

>>220791318
you just want to collect royalties

I just finished watching the peaky blinders movie.

Just thought you should know.

>>220791367
how was it

>>220791367
what is it even about? i've never watched any of it

rorke asking if he's allowed to be racist omds
https://old.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1sn1wx2/can_i_refuse_to_serve_people_who_have_caused/

>>220791367
did the 1930s working class british criminal go ballistic at the thought of racism

why does this have so many views?
https://youtu.be/dMK97qdLvJo

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me rn

>>220791395
>They are rude, aggressive and did a runner on a neighbours business when they were supposed to pay for their nails.
read this and assumed they're foreign have you? bigoted rat

>>220791404
often wonder that when i youtube search u13 gymnastics

become unwankable

>>220791437
>did a runner on a neighbours business
Plenty of reason to bar them from entry desu

>>220791404
Because watching an ad on a video counts as a view towards the ad's video
Most of those views are evidently people who've been watching different videos and had to sit through that ad first

>>220791446
>:|

>>220791395
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Leftypol: can I refuse business to whites for their ancestors actions?
Rorke: NO BLACKS NO TANS NO WOMEN

>>220791208
sounds like something I'd do. Me and Rubes could do it together corr

>>220789487
They're not that bad.

Had to go into the office today because I forgot my card reader to set up some payments and I was worried that I'd lost it but luckily it was in the office under my desk
What a spoon!

can’t believe rorke is actually racist..

Mate of mine went to the local spoons and got 3 pints for 5.97, wtf?

Everyone's a bit racist let's be honest
Blacks are especially racist, they must think they get a pass or something

>>220791534
£1.99 a pint that
t. work in finance

>>220791567
>>220791567
>>220791567

2 posts early? Janny won't like that

willy