>>220804177
Send that freak flying

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>>220804177
Comes across as VERY german

>>220804177
feels good actually reading some proper German after consuming shortform schizo nuovo German on the web

>>220804386
Just read a book neger

>>220804356
No! That is English!

>>220804177
reads like an autistic japanese complaint about gaijin

>>220804356
GERMANS CLAIM THEY SUFFER YET THEY CAN BUY LAMBORGHINIS WHILE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT. WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

>>220804177
>>220804356
What would you do in this situation?

I'm honestly surprised they haven't called the cops on him already

>>220804426
They are both aryan bros for a reason. Joined by autismo

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>>220804467
Pack my things and go

>>220804356
>Lauten
>Stinkenten
>Loud
>Stinky
HOLY FUCK GERMAN IS DOGFUCKING UNREAL LANGUAGE LMAOOOOO

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>>220804467
Give them a blank stare and drive with my lambo into the sunset

>>220804467
Buy another lambo

>>220804757
You will absolutely love dutch then

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>>220804356
>hustling a lamborghini young and VROOOOOOM it at brokie losers every morning
unbelievably based. the guy writing that letter was probably pissed that his girlfriend has begun to talk about "this hot guy where i live with a lamborghini" with her besties

>>220804814
Are all Germanic languages just funnily written Ænglish

>>220804883
>guy
To me it reads like something a woman would write

>>220804937
It's the other way round really.

>>220804883
Im picturing the guy with lambo is a coke addicted non chalant dipshit taking the proverbial dump at normies and yelling at service workers

>>220804177
It's some Green cuck complaining about a Lamborghini being loud, bad for the enviroment, etc..
The fact that he uses new age "gender neutral" language which no normal person uses shows how gay and retarded he is.

>>220804757
It's almost like English is a Germanic language o algo

>>220804177
>>220805108
Although looking at the language again it's probably more likely written by a woman.

>>220804177
We do that in Germany

>>220804177
Easy, just puncture his tires, smear shit into the vent outlets and pour honey over the entire car until he gets the point.

>>220804417
LOL

>>220804937
only west germanic ones so basically just German & Dutch
scandi ones are too different to feel funny

>>220805503
English is a west germanic language too

>>220805402
shouldn't have written that letter before doing that though
prime suspect

>>220805563
Yes, of course. But anyway, always deny doing anything, even writing the letter. They can't do anything without proof. Also, butyric acid in the vents, paint remover on the hood. If you need to be petty, do it right the first time.

>>220804177
>>220804356
Germans behave like bitchass cunty passive-aggressive retards like the Japs.
>>220804426
This nigga beat me to it.

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>>220804467
Do this to their bitch asses.

>>220805551
Yes, but English will obviously not look similar to English, it will be identical.

>>220804356
So this guy lives in a blovk a flats where the residents of said flats can hear the traffic outside, and yet he has a lamborghini? I would definetely prioritise getting a house before a car that is going to get vandilised by your diverse neighbours.

>>220805999
they're too passive aggressive to do that lol

>>220804356
Lmfao

>>220805999
There's almost zero chance the Lambo owner is a native German. I recognize slav priorities when I see them

>>220805999
That’s what I was wondering

>>220804356
whether you like it or not these germans are objectively correct i sympathize with them because my brown next door neighbor has a shitty old stinkendes jaguar that the whole neighborhood can hear

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>>220804177
Jesus Christ this is petty and cringe. It's his right to drive whatever car he wants. This letter just makes everything awkward for the whole community

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>>220804467
do a real-life soyquote with this guy printed out

>>220804356
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

>>220804177
wtf is that thumb

>>220804356
If the PS is that long, just include in the main body text. PS existed due to not being able to easily delete with typewriters. MS Word does not have this problem.

>>220804356
I would VROOMM VROOOM just to piss off those little germoid bitch boys more.

>>220810123
Shut up.

P.S. You're gay

Edit: SMD, retard.

P.P.S. Actually maybe it's better if your mom SMD.

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>>220804177
As an autist myself I understand the suffering of the writer. Personally, I have long given up on the idea that honest dialogue can actually change people's mind in today's world.
All they'll do is put on a narcissist smirk and post it on social media.
>lmao look at this seething autist, ill try to make him even more mad by revving the engine now ! (joy emoji) (joy emoji) (joy emoji)

You have to find other solutions.