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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:44:23 No.50814316
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:44:23 No.50814316   [Reply]▶
LUNAR TROOPS, IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 50 YEARS BUT THOSE EARTH FUCKERS ARE COMING BACK
ALL MOON BNUUYS REPORT IN FOR THE DRAFT
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:29:06 No.50814426
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:29:06 No.50814426▶
Uh oh moonies are getting uppity... Melty inbound...
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:36:55 No.50814438
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:36:55 No.50814438▶
>that tfw when the lunar capital is revealed to be fucking real live on my local Fox News affliaite
i told them touhou was real but they wouldn't listen. they gave me injections of haldol.
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:40:25 No.50814448
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:40:25 No.50814448▶
The Lunar rabbits tend to rape war prisoners
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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:57:28 No.50814482
Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:57:28 No.50814482▶
>>50814448
save me, buzz aldrin
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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:11:44 No.50814500
Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:11:44 No.50814500▶
John madden
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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:38:28 No.50814557
Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:38:28 No.50814557▶
>>50814500
AEIOU
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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)05:09:02 No.50815000
Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)05:09:02 No.50815000▶
My favourite pic is rel again
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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)05:12:21 No.50815007
Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)05:12:21 No.50815007▶
Touhou 20.5 will be about Moonies again FUUUCK
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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)18:17:28 No.50816470
Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)18:17:28 No.50816470▶
>>50815000
lunarian massacre
on the dark side of the moon
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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)22:11:29 No.50816963
Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)22:11:29 No.50816963▶
It's gonna be worse, they're planning on setting up a base this time instead of just giving the moonies the old roadside picnic treatment and heading back home
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Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)17:15:52 No.50819575
Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)17:15:52 No.50819575▶
>>50814316
I see the Moonies have advanced their army from the mid 19th to the mid 20th century. Give them another half century, and they may be where we are right now.
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Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)18:02:50 No.50819730
Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)18:02:50 No.50819730▶
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Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)13:59:41 No.50822736
Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)13:59:41 No.50822736▶
Moonies (short for moon cuties) will enslave us. (and that's a good thing!)
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Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)05:58:32 No.50825160
Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)05:58:32 No.50825160▶
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Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)18:25:42 No.50826770
Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)18:25:42 No.50826770▶
>>50815000
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Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)18:39:18 No.50826810
Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)18:39:18 No.50826810▶
>>50814316
Do to the logic of magic in the 2hu world, would evoking the goddess Artemis be compatible with breaking through the Moonie's illusions? Her association with Selene might not be enough for Nasa to find the rabbit nest.
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)04:40:23 No.50828229
Anonymous 04/06/26(Mon)04:40:23 No.50828229▶
>>50826810
Apollo managed to do it, his sister should prove her worth just as well.
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)23:15:29 No.50833113
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)23:15:29 No.50833113▶
>>50814316
Didn't notice those Zakus back there until now kek.
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Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)16:16:33 No.50835149
Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)16:16:33 No.50835149▶
FUCK LUNARIANS, EARTH ICHIBAN!
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)17:18:43 No.50838093
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)17:18:43 No.50838093▶
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Anonymous
04/09/26(Thu)17:40:51 No.50838121
Anonymous 04/09/26(Thu)17:40:51 No.50838121▶
>>50814316
I wonder if Reisen will dodge the draft again.
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)13:01:33 No.50854066
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)13:01:33 No.50854066▶
>>50814438
Who are you quoting?
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)15:50:33 No.50854352
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)15:50:33 No.50854352▶
>>50838121
I'm just hoping that Reisen 2 gets to be a midboss in whatever stage Yorihime gets to be in.
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)16:15:39 No.50854382
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)16:15:39 No.50854382▶
Remember my fellow human brothers
Moon rabbits are very weak to sex combat
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)16:15:59 No.50854383
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)16:15:59 No.50854383▶
clapping moon cheeks
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)08:13:53 No.50857635
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)08:13:53 No.50857635▶
>>50814482
I want to smell this butt.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)08:23:10 No.50857647
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)08:23:10 No.50857647▶
>>50826770
cursed
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)08:37:44 No.50861075
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)08:37:44 No.50861075▶
>>50854352
She didn't even get to be in Whispered Oracle. ZUN considers her to be on the level of a potted plant.

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