>>50984738 the mofu is secondary. what men want are a home body that cooks and cleans and inari fit that role perfectly. mofu is just a bonus. plus: molestable fox ears.
Do we submit to the automaton takeover, or do we try to resist?
Because I'm not gonna lie, bros, the fact that they can shit out art that's better than what 99.98% of the population can draw in mere seconds is pretty fucking tempting to just let them win. They can make good music, and they're learning how to do video pretty damn well.
>>50985890 I preferred the older automatons that executed their programming accurately and reliability over the newer ones that just try random bullshit and just hope it sort of works out.
>>50985966 So you're saying that familiars are the option for anyone who doesn't want to marry a hag and values being able to have a moderately intelligent conversation with their partner?
>>50986597 Squirrels are just rats with absurd amounts of fluff. I actually saw one earlier that didn't have any of it's tail fur. Must have lost it in a fight or something. Literally just a rat tail and nothing more.
The misconception: >Dormice are quite, docile girls with pure hearts
The reality: >Dormice are conniving, ill-natured monsters that plot and seek the subjugation of the entire world to rodentdom, except their loving hubbies of course >They especially wish to see all felines, serpents, and avian girls enslaved, and even more especially, all cheshire cats in prison camps The only thing holding them back is their insomnia. The Queen of Hearts knew what she was doing.
>>50991975 >>50991437 >Anon used his powers to summon an image spammer to spam the thread instead of summoning monster girls to existence or even just 1 for himself This is what you call a low IQ move.
If I had the ability to wish something into existence it would be ONE MILLION CHESHIRES. Then I'd be fucking pissed as I shoulda asked for one BILLION of 'em.
>>50992145 If I had the ability to wish anything into existence, I'd wish that every man on this planet be given their monster girl wife of choice. BUT in that wish, I'd make sure that everyone who visits and posts in monster girl threads anywhere and on any board or site (with the exception of myself) be the only ones to never get monster girl wives for all eternity.
Fellas, what would be easier to get a Bicorn: a) un-virginize meself then get a Unicorn b) convince a Unicorn to get Bicorned? Cheating is out of the question, cause that's some gay shit.
>>50993941 > convince a Unicorn to get Bicorned We call that opening the relationship, AKA cheating with extra steps to make you feel less bad about it.
>Grow up in human world >Always known women to be much weaker than men >Portals open >Acquire a holst wife that's 5' 5" >Never see her do anything strenuous >Never see her work out >Drop something one day underneath car >Can't reach it >Holst wife casually lifts up the front end of the car above her head like it's nothing >You retrieve what you dropped >She lowers it down with ease >She looks at you like nothing happened It's easy to forget that holsts are minotaurs, and they're exceptionally strong, even amongst monsters. But it's a humbling experience too, knowing how strong your wife is, how much stronger she is than you, and that she doesn't need to do anything to maintain her strength.
>>50996520 With their high body heat, that's practically a guarantee. And they likely sweat a lot too. So much so, she may neglect wearing any type of clothes.
Monster girls 100% cuck you. They cuck you out of good food.
Last slice of pizza? Hers. Last chicken wing? Hers. Put down your plate for a minute to go grab something else? Food gone before you get back.
It's the animal part of them that makes them do this. And no, they don't feel any remorse for it either. So you just need to learn to be more on guard when it comes to your food.
>>50997714 No matter how many times you take her to McDick's or Wendigo's, her lust for fried potatoes never ends; it's insatiable. Even if you buy extra, she devours them like her life depended on it. I had to stop taking her there because she was putting on weight at an alarming rate, and fat harpies are not good harpies.
>>50997727 >>50997730 The best harpies are with slender frames such that they're aerodynamic for good flying. Fatties can't fly. They just laze around all day like the useless eaters they are.
a healthy exercise routine and good work ethic is important to maintain a humble harpy's healthy lifestyle so they can eagerly dance and fly high in the sky as freely as they like. A healthy harpy is a hapy harpy!
>1 Anubis - preferably between the ages of 20-26, with Minecraft and RTS autism >1 Cu Sith - golden retriever variety, extra doting and smart >1 Hellhound - very horny and aggressive, very protective and yandere, impossible to tame >2 Kikimoras - twins if possible, and ideally with a thick Eastern European style accent >2 Kobolds - happy and dopey, that love walkies and put smiles on everyone's faces
Hellhound spit on my face. Warm, slimy, smelly hellhound spit on my face. From her licking my face with affection all day while cuddling and baby-making.
If you live near a married hebi and you don't like her husband, just buy and have flowers delivered to their house. Make it such that the flowers are for the husband and day it's from a girl who's name you made up with a message that insinuates that he's having an affair. Make sure their delivered at a time when she's home and not the husband. Then just watch the show later that day. It'll be glorious
>>50999699 That's Yunaka from Fire Emblem Engage as she appears in Fire Emblem Shadows. Basically, it's a mobile strategy game where three players fight against enemy NPCs, except that one player is a mole working to sabotage the other two. The "good" characters are represented as kemomimis, while the mole is a furry in their true form.
Log 1: "We cross-bred a kakuen with a mantis then gave her AK-47s for arms. Anon has been poking her with a stick non-stop for eighty hours now. Hopefully she doesn't escape."
>>51002471 >be cu sith >husband hunt not going well >your furry sisters agree >men are hard to catch and harder to entice >you all paint your ears orange >find a hellhound and insist you're a pack now >and packs have to share a man when they catch one. >profit
I like to think that monster girls can translate what their animal equivalents communicate. Kobolds, hellhounds can tell you what animal dogs and wolves are saying. Cheshire cats, nekomatas, and werecats can translate what domesticated cats are saying. Minotaurs and holstaurs can translate what cattle say.
And they themselves are able to directly and perfectly communicate back to those animals.
>>51003306 It's a little known fact that snakes can communicate perfectly with package delivery workers of all kinds. It's because they speak parcel tongue.
>>51007545 The whole hate culture around AI art and video is honestly kinda strange.
AI writing? Crickets. AI chatbots? Crickets. AI accounting? Crickets. AI phone reps? Crickets. AI music? Crickets. AI YouTubers? Crickets. AI podcasts? Crickets. AI automating literally any other job? Crickets. But for some reason when it comes to art and to a lesser extent video, there's this big outrage. Well, "big outrage." I don't think it's really real. It's just artists and animators (and their friends) that are upset. Like it get being uncomfortable with it, but the visceral response is kinda strange. It doesn't prevent you from continuing your hobby. It's just another tool that opens up the world or art making to people who don't have the dexterity to draw or paint. But to what I said before, the outrage is actually real, or rather, it's very loud minority. If people genuinely hated AI art, then it wouldn't be dominating everything. Every image aggregate website, it's 80-90% of what you see now. You see it all over social media, and it's made its way into the real world. Big corpos are embracing AI art and AI in all forms. If it was hated, this wouldn't be happening.
None of this matters though, AI is here to stay. It's not going anywhere, and it'll only become more and more prevalent. What's more, AI right now is the worst it'll ever be; it'll only continue to get better. Best to just adapt to the change and learn how to use it properly.
>Portals open >Day of the rape >Get assigned a deeply communist kikimora with a heavy !Russian accent >Decides to live with me here in the good ol' US of A >Watch her go from staunch commie to slowly embracing the American way of life and capitalism All it took was a good burger and the freedom of driving down an empty country road in a Ford F-150 listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd as a bald eagle does a flyby for her to say "You know... maybe this isn't so bad"
>>51012219 I think it's pretty much a given that all sneks drug food on a routine basis. Well, all of them except medusas and basilisks. They just need to look at their prey.
>>51013037 I want to marry a bicorn so badly I want to prevent the harem for as long as possible to make her squirm I want to cherish her and molest her horns I want to proclaim my undying, intense love for her But most of all, I want to eat that horse behind morning, noon, and night
>>51014172 A succubus or lilim would start one thinking they are a sex symbol until they quickly realize being sexy means nothing in a market where fetish fuei is everything.
>>51014188 >Miss Lilim >Straight A student >Top of her class >Exceptionally beautiful >Multiple degrees >Confident and proud >Decides to do OnlyFans for an ego boost and for cash since mom is about to cut her off now that she's of age >Thinks she'll get hundreds of thousands, if not millions of fans as an easy cash grab >Barely manages to get 1 guy watching her content, and only a couple times a week >Looks over on the site >Sees a mundane boggleboe with over 4 millions followers >The boggleboe isn't even doing lewd or explicit content >Just her chatting and responding to occasional comments >The boggleboe is dense and stupid >Her looks are average as best >She has a speech impediment >Casually thanking her followers for subscribing because now she can get a 5th house and a 200th costume to maybe wear >Lilim gets even more enraged when the comment section is filled with hearts and other supportive emojis
>>51015865 >her coins are worthless Literally the opposite of the truth. https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Creeping_Coin >"[T]hese coins are treasured by many monsters and fetch high prices on the market."
>Anubis who has some gremlin on her mother's mother side inventing an automatic mummifying machine >She also has some shirohebi in the family tree too >She channels her inner-yandere by mummifying all the women that hit on her man with said machine, turning them into loyal servants that she can command and keep away from her man
>>51017592 I'm now imagining a 6'10" tall yeti. Strong thick legs, appropriately sized rump (not too big or small for her size). Large breasts but not fat. Strong arms with fuzzy fur.
I'm also imagining two things with her: >My face between her breasts >My face between her butt cheeks
>Monster girl that are sold in a box like a figurine >Life size of course >See one for super sale on Amamon >90% off troll >Delivered to your house >Cart the box into your house >Look to see why it was 90% off >"Packaged 10 years ago" >Half scared to open it up >Come face-to-face with a troll that's mentally broken from being isolated in a box for so long >Disheveled look >Undoubtedly mindbroken beyond belief >Isolation has turned her into a crazy, ultra-yandere that even hebis would be shocked by >Built-up troll smell also knocks you on your ass >The troll is just happy to see the light of day and (You)r face >She stumbles out toward you >Realize you're moments away from a terrible or amazing rape