Okay. Let’s go to the warehouse where there aren’t any cameras.

>>65073603
Anon Gets Raped, a choose your own adventure novel.

>>65073624
Oh no a stocky middle aged gun store woman with a keffiyeh is going to peg me anonymously and I can't ever tell a soul, noooooooooo

>hey could i look at that?
>*huffs and puffs in frustration because his shift is almost over*
grab the gun jannyyyy haha i'm curious and want to rack the slide 50 times. But seriously fuck gunstore faggots for not wanting to do their one job.

Imagine dealing with the retards who post here in real life though.

>>65073146
I'm legitimately confused, is bro crashing out because of modern supply chain logistics? Can't even imagine how he'd handle the days of having to call a guy(typically multiple) to go physically check inventory only to find out that they "can probably get one by next month"

>>65073689
I'm convinced none of you guys are real. I don't like the idea that the guy in the shooting lane next to me is on /k/ posting weird shit like this >>65073627

>>65073627
haha oh no how awful

>>65073627
Ha ha dude that's like so weird and gross to even mention. I can't even imagine being into something like that

>>65074119
Yeah imagine if you got hard when she was pegging you, she could hold that information against you for blackmail and force you to submit to her strap on any time she has a need to punish a disgusting male who has a head full of bad thoughts that aren't in the bible, god I would never go to a store like that can you imagine

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>>65073726
Most morons don't understand that FFLs acquire inventory from distributors. Yes, my 800 square foot store surely stocks the 10000+ guns shown on my website!

>>65073146

Most FFLs are faggots trying to make their “nut” by getting you to fork over unnecessary money for a transfer or an slightly overpriced gun that they bought for cheap off of any of the major distributors (Lipseys, RSR Distributors, Iron Valley, etc) . They bitch about PSA undercutting them but they have shitty business practices that make people not want to buy from them because they gotta make their nut. Let’s just say I was in a job (not a gun store employee) that gave me a very unique perspective as to how FFLs (storefronts not home based peeps) operate and a lot of them are huge pieces of shit. Get one of your buddies to get a home based 01 Dealer FFL and save yourself the bullshit of dealing with LGS. Zog is handing out FFLs like candy rn.

>>65075297
I'm a nogunz so please forgive the naive question but it's customary in other retail spaces to put "in store for immediate pickup" or "in warehouse 1-3 days" or "on backorder" or whatever. I'm quite familiar with the concept of distributors (not the person you're calling a moron btw)

Is it not customary for gun shops to put a status on each item so customers don't walk in expecting something that's not there? The technology has existed for a while, this isn't some cutting edge thing

>>65074097
bad news
>>65073452

You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>65075395
>it's customary in other retail spaces to put "in store for immediate pickup" or "in warehouse 1-3 days" or "on backorder
its customary for gunshops to have horribly outdated 90s websites that barely update or simply just lie about stock like optics planet
a store that did what you said competently is an extreme rarity.

>>65075418
well then they shouldn't be mad when people walk in expecting a retail experience similar to just about any store operating in current year. if they can't keep their stock up to date at least they should put that on each product page. or hey they can keep seething when customers walk in expecting something completely reasonable. not my problem.

>>65073146
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>>65074100
Seek counseling.

>>65074097
How would one know if they were real or not?

>>65075489
The last time I did that, the psychiatrist said that that was “inappropriate” because she was “married.” Whatever that means.

>>65075489
Last time I had a therapist I had to restrain myself from raping her on the spot. She wasn't particularly hot but for some reason being alone in a small room with her for thirty minutes really activated my monkey brain. I'd fantasize about bending her over the desk, pulling her panties to the side and haphazardly stuffing my half chub in her hairy jewish slit while I clinch her throat with my other hand.

>>65073627
Eeew what a weird fantasy. I mean, cannot be pleasureable to let a woman stimulate your prostate like that, like I definitely wouldn't cum buckets from that haha.

>>65075489
If I'm going to pay some woman to make me feel better we aren't going to be talking, and we'll both be on that couch. The woman in this scenario is a prostitute if that wasn't obvious enough.

>>65075395
That is true, and you will only get tht experience at some big gun stores, or at least the gun broker site. Most of the time gun stores have litterally zero online store, or the online "store" is 100% warehouse and the site lies about "not everything on the site is in the store"

>>65076220
Fun fact: a lot of guys who hire prostitutes/escorts just want a woman to pretend to be nice to them for a change, just about every "my life as a hooker" memoir mentions this, it really isn't about sex it's about women being vindictive awful creatures who need to be paid to be nice

>>65076657
men are also awful vindictive creatures. you browse 4chan so you know this as a fact. inb4 you pretend 4chan people arent real or that were all pretending.

>>65076657
This has always made me wonder why hostess clubs are only really a thing in Japan. Plenty of men in the U.S. that would pay to have a pretty girl share a bottle of middle shelf champagne and listen to them complain about their life for an hour or two. That feels like an untapped market.

>>65077048
You literally described a strip club. Zoomer brain rot knows no bounds

>>65077048
we can't do anything with class, elegance, or dignity. that's why we get dumb shit like hooters and sleazy strip clubs.

>>65076664
OMG. This! I wish we had 4chan gold like back home on /r/TwoXChromosomes/, because this post deserves it!

>>65073146
That's okay, I only drove 40 minutes to get here.

>>65073689
I couldn't stand being around all those Israeli shills

>>65075384
>just get your buddy to have the ATF up his ass so i can save $25 on a transfer fee
how much of a broke dick are you?

>>65073627
Noooo please don't pee into my mouth it's not a toilet I've already licked your feet what else do you want nooo

>>65075399
Why ak generals are always faggotry central?
>>65076001
You're not Tony Soprano. You're not Tony Soprano.

>>65075395
You are expected to CALL in advance like it's 1970.

>>65078047
Can someone explain to me why calling a store ahead before driving over is some arcane art lost to the ages? Or just placing a phone call in general? I'd rather spend 5 minutes on a call and get it all laid out and know they heard it than spend the next hour playing text tennis

>>65078067
People under 40 consider it mildly rude to call when you can just text or write an email. People over 40 are usually in higher stakes positions so they refuse to put anything in writing lest it be held against them. Hence you get a delightful culture clash where people with authority are being rude to people who are trying to be rude, in order not to be held accountable, so they can throw people under the bus later.

t. been in lots of Microsoft Teams calls that could have been a 3 sentence message

>>65073146
There was a gun shop in Phoenix a while back that tried this.
Walls of guns, cases of pistols, all of which were "examples" and not actually for sale.
Yeah, it lasted a couple months before going out of business.

>>65073689
I mostly just deal with the local blacks. Occasionally a decent person will come in but I really am just a merchant of death to the local ghetto.
t. Gun counter wagie

>>65078250
How about you pay a guy like 10follars to add an 'in store' option online so people can actually see online if they should go in order. Every single other industry does this, gun store owners are just jews that try ancient used car dealer tactics of "get them to buy something they didn't want"

>>65078206
NTA but there is a ton of truth to this. I don't do business via text. Ever. Full stop. Anyone who does is an idiot who will either eventually learn it's fucking stupid, or be perpetually irritated business people will never consider them their 'bruh'.

>>65078326
Inventory turn-over in gun stores is fucking redunkulous. It wouldn't be "10 dollars", genius. It would be at least one full-time employee doing nothing but updating the shit you can see for yourself if you take your lazy ass off the couch.

>>65078206
>refuse to put anything in writing lest it be held against them
Which is because they are retarded and if they would just be honest about things from the start and encourage less litigous culture it wouldn't be an issue.
>>65080936
>noo don't put anything in writing so that I can't throw you under the bus later nooo
>>65080945
Stock monitoring for warehouses is not that expensive to implement, you can do it automatically with an inventory management system. Do you think fucking amazon has a guy walking around a warehouse to count?

If you know how many you bought and how many you sold then you know how many you have left.

>>65081048
>automatic inventory management system
>Most stock is used acquired private sale with no fucking UPC on it
What happened to the "10 dollar" investment, dumbass?

>>65081048
>Stock monitoring for warehouses is not that expensive to implement, you can do it automatically with an inventory management system. Do you think fucking amazon has a guy walking around a warehouse to count?
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>If you know how many you bought and how many you sold then you know how many you have left.
the average time a gun sits in a gunstore is around 272 days per NSSF statistics. Now that includes guns that move like hotcakes like Glock Gen 6s, guns that don't even last a day instore, meaning there are guns that take years to sell or literally never sell.

t. work at a gunstore as of a few days ago

I turn 360 degrees and walk out when that happens.

>>65081738
>360 degrees
>walk out
are you fuckin kidding me, anon

>>65081761
I’m a smooth criminal.

>>65081048
>Stock monitoring for warehouses is not that expensive to implement
do tell me how it’ll be time efficient to make a new individualized UPC for every used gun they receive and sell

>>65075395
Small gun stores can't afford to hire a website manager, big gun stores have that but inventory can be off for a number of reasons (if they're a chain, usually the distribution center fucked up and sent them the wrong number of items)
>>65081761
Fucking newfag, what are you even doing here? The golden age of 4chan is long over.

>>65078067
It's because people are fucking retards.

>>65081773
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>>65081761
https://youtu.be/CauNjt2j-BM?si=N5UEmmTOTOooo6oC

>>65081773
>golden age of 4chan
LOL 4chan has always been a sewer. If you'd said "golden shower of 4chan", you'd have been wayyyy closer to not being a newfag than you are.

>>65081795
I've been here since 2010. Its glaringly obvious that even since then, this website has gotten worse and worse. People complained about chanology, but that pales in comparison to the cesspool gamergate and the 2016 election turned this site into. This board in particular got turbofucked by the ukraine war. I just don't understand how some newfag could even stomach being here these days. I would've left long ago myself except as they say you're here forever. Btw, if I was a newfag would I be able to do this?
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>>65081048
>Which is because they are retarded and if they would just be honest about things from the start and encourage less litigous culture it wouldn't be an issue.
The problem is they don't know when they're being honest and when they're lying. They are such habitual liars that they have to assume anything they're about to say might be a lie. Those are the kinds of people who get ahead in life

>>65080945
Bro almost any POS system will do inventory management and you have to do audits for serials monthly anyway. Its a pain in the ass setting it up but as long as you just press the right buttons with every sale its easy as shit to keep accurate inventory

>>65082509
I worked in govt regulated liquor retail and its sketch as hell, boss writes off thousands and thousands of dollars of merchandise because hes a rich boomer and can't figure out POS and inventory or just can't be assed to bother. Keeps accidentally switching off sales tax from the system, doesnt notice or care his employees or customers walking out the door with literally hundreds of dollars, keeps a notepad list with all the thousands of dollars people owe him that will never pay him back, management bribes staff with booze they dont pay for and just delete it out of inventory later. I was maybe one of two people on the staff that were actually licensed and authorized to work and that was good enough for the govt the one time they stepped in to look around and I happened to be the one employee that day. Im sure gun retail has its own nuances but I doubt theyre very competent either

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>>65073146
I'll order it online then, how much to have it shipped here?
>THAT'LL BE AN $85 TRANSFER FEE
Ok fuck off I'll have it sent to a big box store who will do the transfer for $15

>>65082509
Midwit isn't talking about simple inventory. He's talking about live-updated public access retail listings. Posting a POS inventory listing is of zero use for sales, as the description field, if there even is one, is rarely populated with useful public information. And resales of used shit, which is the MOST of what most gun stores do, requires creating a POS tag, with a useful description and price, and fucking posting it. Which is fucktardedly difficult, as a shitload of what stores sell don't stay on the shelf longer than 20 fucking minutes. You fucking cheeto-dust covered fat fucks should open your own stores to show how much smarter you are than the thousands of gun shop owners scattered around the country. Midwit.

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>>65081864
>Brags about being an oldfag. Posts summerfag triforce fail
Not gonna lie. That might be the funniest shit I've seen all year so far.

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>>65075500
Sensory input my guy.
For example, if a middle aged gun store women pegs you in the warehouse and you feel pleasure or pain, you can deduce that you are in fact real.

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>>65078309
Statistically speaking they'll use those guns on other blacks, so you're just making a buck off population control.
There could be worse things.

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>>65073627
Pegging? THE AUDACITY!

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>>65073627
>stocky middle aged gun store woman with a keffiyeh that's into anal