>>65082961
>our

>>65082961
Goyslop for goyim sheep

>Reverse image search
>"Processed meat slab"
A: OP is gay.
B: LMAO @ the US military not even being able to field SPAM.

Where's the burger king? I thought americans had burger king trucks and ice cream barges.

Is that a wet sock and a brick of building insulation foam? What am I even looking at?

>>65082961
steamed hams

>>65082961
white people food.

>>65082961
>he doesnt eat his dry patty & carrot slice dinner with a savoury silver/grey slab of cement and/or glue

man I knew you guys had bad takes on guns, but the shitty food takes kinda surprise me.
live a little, okay?

palestinian propaganda

>>65082961
Giving the third world access to the internet was a mistake.

>>65083022
>the mistake wasn't feeding our sailors garloid slices, it was letting people see that we were feeding our sailors garloid slices

>>65083028
Garloids are unironically a fantastic food source, full of vitamins and minerals and nearly pure protein, and the fact they can subsist on nearly anything. Unfortunately their appearance puts people off.

>>65082965
Correction: zogslop

>>65083037
>>65083028
Garloids was one of the worst memes Reddit ever spawned. It was the FingerBox of the 10's.

>>65083069
IT LITERALLY CAME FROM HERE YOU TURBOFAGGOT

>>65082961
Gyro meat goes hard tho

>>65083076
Did I stutter? I literally posted a meme edit of something a few months ago and within an hour I saw people posting it, reverse image searched and saw it had been posted on reddit for updoots. Literally within an less than an hour of me posting it in 1 (ONE) thread on /k/. This board is the same fucking thing.

And I stand by what I said, garloids is just Finger Box of the 10's.

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Someone found out what this is.

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>>65083085
For reference, here's what proper gyros looks like.

>>65083085
>>65083086
The concept of slices of pre-sliced kebab meat never even entered my mind. That's unholy. Some things just can't be condensed into something that fits in your freezer in single servings.

>>65083086
It's gyro meat only, gyros is aGreek version of doner kebab/shwarma (but better cuz fries and pork)

>this just in, ships that haven't been resupplied for a month in a combat zone have worse food than usual
>especially if said ship isn't a floating airfield
>especially if the last supply procurement didn't expect an extended deployment without fresh resupply
Oh no whatever will they do they might have to eat like DD crews in WW2 for a week or two.

>>65083135
>a month
Dude, if you're reduced to THIS after just a month, someone fucked up royally in logistics.

>>65083085
I thought that it was cursed döner kebab, close enough.

>>65083143
Burkes only carry about 2.5-3 weeks of fresh food and are expected to replenish every 45 days or so.
>but the quality
This isn't the 40s anymore, longer term supplies aren't all shelf stable raw ingredients and canned goods, it's frozen prepacked stuff. Modern vessels don't have shit like onboard bakeries or butcher shops. The fact they have any fresh vegetables is probably due to them having a longer shelf life and not being something cooked frequently. Go tour the Turner Joy, look at the food stores on it, and then tour a capital ship.

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>>65082961
That is peak Finnish cuisine you uncultured mutt. Go eat a corn syrup burger or something.

>i am winning the internet culture war thread

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>>65083169
>Modern vessels don't have shit like onboard bakeries
Hon hon hon

>>65083169
Quantity, quality and even fucking portion size shown here is garbage. Like FFS, when your food makes an MRE look like the superior option and you're still trying to defend it, you'Re coping hard.

>>65082961
They're likely rationing until they can get a resupply. Better to eat something than nothing. Not really sure how they'd let it get this bad though.
Keep in mind that the framing of this image is usually with rhetoric of a deeply unpopular war, so it makes sense to popularize an image showing a weakened military that needs to come home and rest. Technically this is just a single image that's cherry-picked out of context. What is everyone else eating? Is this the tray of someone who just wasn't hungry for some reason? Such figures would be of tactical advantage to the enemy, so it's unlikely that we'll know for now.

>>65083204
It's a single image from a random trooper with no context

>>65082961
Goy slop

>>65083226
I think it's not just the unpopularity, it's the general perception that this was started on a whim and with little of the preparation or planning required to sustain it.
Who knows about the actual context, but it certainly fits the perception.

>Out of context image with rampant speculation
IRGC's strongest weapon on display here.

>>65083204
ship galleys are like a cafeteria line, you pick an entree and whatever sides you want
the faggot in this photo picked a burger and just didn't grab a bun
if there was a bun and some ketchup on it it would look like a totally normal lunch with a random slice of over processed gyro meat next to it

>protein, protein and some carrot

Starting to understand why the shitters are getting clogged.

>>65083195
that's clearly a picture of the main magazine

>>65083232
>>65083240
Lay off the copium pipe already, it's getting sad.

>>65083281
>No you cant pick the simple excuse, believe my complex conspiracy instead!

>>65083285
Good job admitting it's a shitty excuse.

>>65083287
Yeah your excuse is shitty huh.

>>65083082
>is fucking wrong
>doubles down
Fascinating.

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>>65082961
>a picture
>from ships under emcon
>thirdies genuinely believe this
Meanwhile

>>65083169
>2.5-3 weeks of fresh food
Which, to be fair, is more than enough.
A Burkes can sail about 6000 km in 1 week. Which is more than enough to get in touch with a US base.
And that's assuming they aren't resupplied at sea from said base.

The worst part of this is that it wouldn't take much to make a good stew. It's not like the ship is ever going to run out of onions, potatoes and stock to go with the carrot and mystery meat.

>>65083313
Subs manage to give decent meals and the enlisted men will have all grown up in families making do with what they have so there's no excuse here. The cooks have fucked up here.

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>>65082961
Maybe it's low residue food? So you shit less? Typically, mess hall food is crude but decent. Like the cooks are in a rush but also know they've got to eat whatever they cook.

>>65083334
Subs put in extra effort because it's the only source of morale.

>>65083334
I'd think subs set out with an inventory adapted to long deployments without resupply and limited prep space, i.e. some fresh stuff and then a whole bunch of glorified frozen TV dinners.
Surface vessels get resupplied every 1-2 weeks or even more often, so they're gonna carry perishables and then after a while without "standard" resupply they're gonna have to fall back on an assortment of increasingly less appetizing long shelf life stuff like that dry ass patty and shoe sole looking gyros slice.

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>>65083355
A lot of the shit is frozen but they do put some effort into cooking it.

>>65082961
Zogslop for the Zogbots, Grey meat for the gay boys.

>>65082961
Why do they bother to peel the carrots? Isn't that a huge waste of nutrition?

>>65082961
Why not just stack mountains of chili mac pouches?

>>65083171
>eat a corn syrup burger or something.
Where IS THIS???

>>65083370
>they do put some effort into cooking it.
Yes, they really do. https://youtu.be/Ag8kbTEU2yg?si=eOXTSYYkzO-LB3--

>>65083390
Ease of processing. Makes it easier for a machine to chop them into easy-to-cook chunks.

>>65083390
I think they use the skins for carrot cake or something. Navy ships are notorious for reusing. Hotdog buns turn into garlic bread the next day kind of stuff.

>>65083103
Gyros was invented in the US. Greek sandwiches are called Souvlaki.

Can't believe congress banned C-Rations baka

Me da said, in the first war o' europe, they all bitched of the food. Common grunt bitch it is, an proper as they do get shat upon a platter. We march, err row as it were, upon our stomachs. But truffuly we's been watchin re-actor dials all the night. Pop in th 'ead iff'n a shit's on the forecast mebbe.
But der food's alwus bin a rottah.

>>65083422
It was invented in Greece, but was called doner kalamaki until the nationalists decided to change the name because the word doner is turkish.

>>65083431
*doner souvlaki I mean

>>65082961
Mmm, smashed bison burger and buffalo tougue filet with baby carrots! Just close your eyes and imagine...

>>65083416
>Hotdog buns turn into garlic bread the next day kind of stuff.
Wednesday is meatball sub night and Thursday is spaghetti with meat sauce night.

>>65083446
But my brother in Christ, I also do this at home.

>>65083313
It's from the USA Today article you double nigger.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/16/iran-war-mail-packages-middle-east/89609308007/

>>65083276
le keque

>>65083012
Where's the fries?

>>65083086
nah bruh, the best gyros look like a menstruation pad

>>65083449
>Having to ration food
>Being cut off from all mail and care packages
Ignoring the politics of the war, I'm actually curious what morale is like now just based on that.

>>65083483
I'd be more worried if the grunts weren't griping about the food.

>>65082961
In poor dystopian ameriKKKa, you no have even salt...pepper...condimeniums like catsup....why so depressing?

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I'm gonna put on the tin foil hat and say that the people defending this nonsense are false flaggers trying to make Americans look as stupid as Russians did when they were still trying to defend their 3 day special operation.

>>65083567
It's comforting to think that the vatnik is a purely Russian phenomenon but the truth is that the lower classes are basically the same everywhere you go.