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QOTT: Do you have someone to cuddle with?
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>>43275175
C: thats all a moder wants to hear. I can die happy now. Ty for ur service
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Gotta no and I'm killing myself
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>>43275188
>qott
no i want to fucking die i just want to lay in bed with someone
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im too ugly and old to attract someone for cuddles
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qott: yup I've had a bf for almost half a year now and it made me stop posting here apart from a (bi-)weekly check-in.
I love him so much it's unreal.
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>>43275188
Nope ^_^
I have a kona lungo though
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You have pleased the moder gods
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unironically maybe
this is the only gen where I was always kinda nice apart from telling OBVIOUS fakemoders to please go be happy
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>>43275231
how old
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>>43275263
Telling a tranny they can't pass as a moder is some real cruel sht ngl
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>qott
yes and it's another transgender woman as the universe intended
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My banged topper finally got shipped your moder about to get her wings
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>>43275264
32
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Creating my sapphic paradise island in Tomodachi
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>>43275188
no everyone always leave me anyway
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when you think about it the -moder construction creates a habitual be pattern in 4tranny vernacular english
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>QOTT: Do you have someone to cuddle with?
Never have, never will
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>>43275188
duh but she lives real far away
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>>43275296
damn unc
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>>43275188
>qott
no :(
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>>43275234
hi tumblrmoder <3
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>>43274414
waiting for someone in particular...
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>>43275322
same worstie
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>>43275289
You can't by definition, manmoding is only manmoding if you don't male fail
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>>43275289
You don't understand at ALL what this gen stands for do you?
If you can pass, you're NOT a manmoder. Manmoders accept they will not pass and either rot here or find a way to cope.
If you are here and think you can pass, please leave and go to one of the gazillion other threads on this board.
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>>43275355
who?
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>>43275373
I dont think thats fair criteria. When I male fail, its because the person thinks I am a neurotic tranny thats going to shoot up the place if they dont.
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>>43275399
fakemoder alert!
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>>43275394
100%, and telling a hon they can pass is 1000% cruel stuff
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I have FOUR pillows i surround myself with at night. that counts as 1 person i think.
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if i left where would i post my tummy
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>>43275399
you look like a trans woman then. i look like a man, no one thinks i’m trans
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>>43275399
>I male fail
not a manmoder

LEAVE
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>>43275442
There should be a tummygen
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i go to sleep crying and imagine another tranny is holding me
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>>43275451
same worstie
it is what it is
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>>43275188
my body pillow and I have a relationship that nobody could ever understand
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>>43275451
I look like a tranny and people can tell but I still don't malefail lol kms
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i think we deserve a modertv ep
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>>43275472
you mog me, chudette
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>>43275454
its okay, it only happened like twice, both times in NYC
>>43275451
Not really, I just have long hair, for some people, I guess thats all they need.
outside of being short, I'm manly af lol
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>>43275489
same verbiage but not me because >>43275476 everyone fucking knows I'm trans I am the most "visibly trans" hulking ma'an
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i hump my body pillow while my gf holds me
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>>43275497
i also have long hair and don’t malefail. stop pretending you don’t mog me
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>>43275499
i’ll never be good at recognizing posters
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>>43275565
it is what it is
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there's only 1 poster i can recognize and you know who i'm talking about
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they are calling 7 inches boyfriend dick?! lady, inches don't grow on trees! 4 is all you are getting.
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>>43275538
aight, I recognize your compliment disguised as an insult...thank you lol, but you don't know what I look like
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I was a solid 9" before HRT
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>>43275188
I am physicaly a man
i am mentally a man
i am spiritually a man
i am a man in every single possible way
BUT I replaced my Testostore hormone with Etrogen
Thats it
otherwise
I am LITERALLY a man and will never ever ever be a woman ADN THATS OK BECAUSE I AM AM MAN
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testostore or etrogen
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>>43275572
whom’st?
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empathy please
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>>43275614
No
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Poor you
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tummy so fat pits so hairy
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dubs for empathy
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gohtsecks?
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I am about 2-3 inches but only when hard
im like 0 inches otherwise lol im mef agp so im happy that it happened :)
I had a fetish for shrinking penis and well i made it work irl!!!
Frotting feels great as well
go go frot my dildo rn im buying a BD soon wish me luck!!!(FROTTING ONLY MY BF fucks my pussy ANWYAY)
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>>43275637
Show us
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>>43275640
since you asked nicely :3
files catbox.moe/h81p0i.jpg
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moders achtung my anus
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>>43275678
Broken link cant see pp :(
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>>43275694
dumbass
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36 inch waist makes me want to kms
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>>43275635
goatse
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ಠಗಠ MEAN
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>>43275678
hot
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>>43275722
I miss the internet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eED30qLA0KY
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any moders from russia here? i wanna find a russian moder gf..
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why do some of you hate frieren poster?
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>>43275786
avatarfags are annoying and gay
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૮ ´> ˕ <` ა ouppy is getting high too often again but ouppy doesn't want to stop
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>>43275767
you have nice music tastes <3
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>>43275785
are you the one who posted your discord in the mr mime manmoder thread? if not, add her
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>>43275786
i don't hate her she's cute THO
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putting oeanut butter near my hole and beckoning ouppy
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>>43275786
who fucking cares
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>>43275798
yesh that's me, she didn't respond..
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>>43275814
i fucking cares
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>>43275795
thx anon share back so i can keep up with the youths
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>>43275794
how often is too often? there’s people who get high daily and seem to feel fine about it, i feel like i’m a degenerate stoner if i get high like 3 times in the same week
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>>43275832
multiple times daily ૮◞‸◟˶𑁬
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>>43275841
based stoner ouppy tbdesu
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knot <3
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ouppy deserves to get high after putting in 12 hours at the steel mill everyday
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8=0===>
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>>43275256
I am your moder god
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>>43275830
im old as shit lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxekyGtqcNE&list=RDMxekyGtqcNE&start_radio=1
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>>43275857
hot
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still no knotting video
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>>43275792
Very true desu
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>>43275874
i turn 40 in like a month ugh
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>>43275830
i try and share my youthful music taste but no one likes it :(
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>>43275897
31 in october V.V w/e I hold my wine glass proud into hagdom
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do you use a male name and live as a man in your day to day life? no? well, then...

YOU'RE
NOT
A
FUCKING
MANMODER
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>>43275955
how many bird feathers could you fit into your ear canal
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>>43275897
id find that extremely attractive but you're rancid
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>i found Overcooked 2 in a scrapyard
>no friends to play with so the game is a lot harder
:(
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i'd play with you but you'd have to wait 5-10 weeks for me to work up the courage to vc with you also i'm boring and an awful person
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>>43275975
yes
>>43275955
we just gotta teach them whats good
>>43275970
cheers anon wgmi
just maybe a little dustier than the others
>>43275983
wait when did i start rotting should i see a doc
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>>43276015
>yes
I literally do not believe you
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>>43276051
why not?
Insecurity is a fucked drug
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are you guys ready to die for israel
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>>43276003
you have it for the switch?
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>>43275975
i’ve told my friends my girl name but they’ve never used it so i still count
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>steam notification that I have a new friend request on my phone
>open the app
>no activity
moder getting spooked
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>>43276015
you don’t need to teach them anything, they already like your music taste
>>43275981
what
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>>43276051
you're entitled to that but i dont lie
>>43276075
its not so much insecurity as responsibility
several family members rely on me
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>>43276115
ok that's fair, I get mangry and sulk when they use it too because at work and appointments and stuff I'm still my "dead" (real) name

my tranny name is just the other name my parents had picked out for me anyway because they were expecting a girl
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>>43276115
lmfao this is sad
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>>43276117
i'm in your walls
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>>43276117
sorry that was me but i got shy :3
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>>43276132
understandable, my bad.
genuinely curious, do your family members know you're a tranny? i want to know if keeping up the ruse is a fools errant
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>>43276132
cuck
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>>43276169
i came out to my parents in seriously the most cringey possible family talk you can imagine
i got like 8 beers drunk on christmas day and sobbed while blubbering through trying to explain
luckily they were relatively cool about it lol
my mom is vaguely antitran and keeps up the 'you know you cant be a woman right' view
my dads chill af tho and supportive, told me i look great a couple weeks ago. surreal
>keeping up the ruse
i mean, for me theres an emotional toll to not being out everywhere. at first i thought it didnt matter but nah its uncomfortable and confusing and holds back progress to try to have it both ways
>>43276193
i cant let my 70+ year old parents have an uncomfortable twilight anon thats insane
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>>43275296
Hi I'm 35 wanna mm4mm?
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>>43276234
lmaoo cuck
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..mono?
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maybe she would love me if I were afab
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Literally me
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>>43276265
This feels like somthing Id see on reddit
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>>43276281
you feel like something I'd see on reddit, faggot
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>>43276281
because you're on reddit so much huh fucking LOSER FAGGOT
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fuck my stupid gay life
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>>43276286
f u faggot
stop mogging me
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permission to cum please?
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>>43276300
Denied solider
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even if I had srs she'd still leave me for someone afab
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Oh
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why are you all so fucking cringe
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>>43276310
even me?
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sry mang im p cool idk what youre talkin about
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>>43276310
even me?
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I am a cringelord™
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Was dumb enough to think something nice would happen award
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>>43276310
even me?
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>>43276310
odd you
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>>43276330
I should watch more louis ck
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>>43276336
men aren't funny
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the radix of the nose is the single most important feature for passing face wise

i wonder if there is any surg for this. it would be like the second plane hitting the tranny towers the first being that twitter rib surg
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>>43276344
>thumbnailposter
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what makes a passing radix
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>when she's around cis girls and ftms her voice tone is higher and gentler, also acts more patiently
>when she's around me she's crass and sometimes rude
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there's a cute gay guy interested in me but I genuinely feel like a monster next to him and I don't know if I'd ever be able to take my clothes off around him without wanting to die so I've been rejecting his advances
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>>43276357
from the front: it's lowest point is in line with the pupils, the higher the low point is the more masc the everything reads.
from the side: how low the low point is, it can give the illusion of a giant brow smtimes but it is 100000 times better to have this base for ffs

>>43276346
>picrel
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50% of my problems would be solved of I were afab
the other 50% would be solved with 6 digits on my bank account
>>43276370
men are low value stop worrying so much
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>>43276373
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>>43276142
it’s my fault, and i kind of make it seem worse than it really is so i can bitch more effectively. basically they’ve known i’m trans for over a year, but like, in the same breath that i came out i basically told them i was manmoding for the foreseeable future and that it’s easier to just use my deadname in case we’re in mixed company. i told them my chosen name a while after, but i haven’t asked them to use it at all. idk, it’s brainworms for sure, but i feel so gross trying to tell them to use my tranny name while looking the same as i’ve always looked and generally being a man, so i haven’t brought it up at all since i mentioned it to them. i guess i want them to like, independently see me as a woman and the gender me as such. as it is, they still exclusively use my male name and he/him, but they also sometimes call me a woman
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when i was 19 I told my mom i didn't want to be a guy and she just laughed, pointed at my crotch and said "you have a dick"
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>>43276307
ddddddd so good. thank you inio asano, my second favorite mangaka
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>>43276404
he sucks
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>>43276381
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>>43276409
i think he’s pretty good. goodnight punpun is amazing too, and i liked the”by the sea” or whatever one too
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>>43276373
this is a weird bonepill i havent heard of before
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>>43276411
>150 whole bytes for that
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>>43276418
thank you i have a few more im obsessed with that i really think are super important and overlooked. my research is from a lifetime of analysing my face and what i hate about it none of this is science but sometimes whe ni post my ramblings someone posts some science that follows my theorys
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>>43276418
ain’t it technically a cartilage pill?
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>>43276438
please continue i am a bonepill collector
>>43276450
sounds like radix is bonez but im pretty dumb i might not get it
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anyone remember bonz moder from a few months ago?
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yeah i fucked her
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>>43276508
what about her?
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>>43276516
can you do me next
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nothing. just lia spelling it “bonez” made me think of her. i hope she’s doing well
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she's doing well
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>>43275188
i wish i could be the woman on the left but i’m so absurdly self conscious about every little thing i’d cringe before even considering saying that type of shit
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I hate everything and everyone and they all hate me too and that's fine
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>>43276582
how do you know? is she you?
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ftms really live in extra easy story mode huh
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well they're women so yeah
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anybody remember me
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yeah! you're that... moder... right...?
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nobody from my past remembers me and nobody will remember me when I'm gone
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we'll rember you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEEmbvkVg3Y
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everyone ‘members me
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>>43276669
i know you
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https://youtu.be/Ouem6cFXJvA
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shut up and post pics of your shoes on the train
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>>43276721
what can i use in place of a train
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oh my god why do you think we care
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>>43276721
maybe when i go to my next concert
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>>43276750
are you talking to me or
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I hate men. I hate everything about men. I hate their bodies, I hate their voices, I hate how they treat women, I hate how they socialize with other men. Oh my god why do I have to be one of these monsters
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>>43276767
sexual dimorphism is a curse
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https://youtu.be/hVyjLwKnOCk
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I CARE!!!! I CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND IT'S RUINING MY LIFE
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that means you don’t particularly care about whatever it is the other nona is saying no one cares about. at least not any more than you care about everything else
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https://youtu.be/wv-_bAkILnE
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I've been abstaining from bonz for months but now I kinda wanna have some since someone mentioned it
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warm up the jam
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WARM IT UP
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i’m sorry bonzmoder
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"someone" like it obviously isn't trainmoder
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not everyone is online enough to recognize my posts, relax
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>>43276988
what's up
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nothing much, what’s up with you?
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>>43277012
no one cares you decrepit whore
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awfully negative anon golly
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ig she just hates me
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I care
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caremoder
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https://youtu.be/nexAcbXCPMM
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get your hand off my penis
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charged for having a succulent poop meal
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jailed by anti-poop lobbyists
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i look male
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democracy manifest
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i look male too but i have tender c cup breasts p-please don't rape me >.<
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how it feels to be a moder in a t-shirt without a bra
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i'm going to chop you apart in my bathtub
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giwtwm
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>>43277201
for having disgusting protruding nipples in congress?
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they arent even visible in a t shirt because i'm that moided
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https://youtu.be/32GZ3suxRn4
dubs awake another 30
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>>43277200
i look like this
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>>43277215
yeah sure you too why not i got room
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can i go in the bathtub too i'm quite small
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https://youtu.be/7AFRaZdVETk
sleep tite moders
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Done having my crash out and also I am very very sorry for pretty often shitting up the thread with schizo doomposting. It’d probably be good for me to stop going on /lgbt/ in general or at the very least posting as oftrn as I do so I’m gonna try and limit posting on here a bit so I’m not being a massive nuisance. Kinda still being annoying by posting this here but I don’t rlly have anyone to tell this to, at least while I haven’t actually done anything about it yet

I wish all you moders luckshit glowups <3
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Should i get hair surgery or ffs first?
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>>43277466
Hair then brow reduction/hairline lowering
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Taking nudes in my only joy in life now i should just become a ewhore but theres no porn category for moder
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ONE NIGHT I WAS BORED IN BED AND STALKED YOU ON THE INTERNETTTTT
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my tummy hurts
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my tummy hurts too
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punches it
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oww :3
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I'm trying to learn to cook for myself and refine my favorites so I'm soloing some homemade pesto and a bottle of wine - after all, are you even really a man if you can't cook?
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I barely even get hungry anymore i used to need meat and potatoes twice a day now i can live off avocados and melon
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i like eating poop
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Im coo-coo for caca
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i need to starve myself
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>>43278113
same but I'm eating more anyway lol
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I like to starve myself to be skinny then i reward myself for doing so well with candy
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how're your fatmaxxing journeys going
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do you want me to show you
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yes please
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i changed my mind
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fuck my gay tranny life
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i plap fat women on the first date btw
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does /mmg/ have an MMF ? (masochistic masculinization fetish)
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idk but i have a fat tranny fetish
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i can't eat enough and lost weight
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omg me too
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i'm too busy and too stressed to cook so i buy the bare minimum takeout most days or just eat one huge meal and nothing else and wonder why i'm deathly skinny ig
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boy you gotta get on that overnight oats train
just use water, you don't even need milk
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second bowl of pasta... depressionmoding hitting hard
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For dinner i had a wedge of cheese i keep in a bandana tied to a stick
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i had a sandwich also im ugly
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how come the only people nice to me are men
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can't sleep, trauma nightmares will eat me
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>>43278618
because you're hot and they have the need to breed, duh
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>>43278672
that’s definitely not it
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>>43278710
Are you sure? Have you considered letting them cum in you to find out?
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>>43275188
this image saddens me.
>QOTT
no
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my small hips will make my insane
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i have curves
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I mog
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you mock
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i just took a HUGE shit
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my hips are the only thing I have. they exist only to make men (who i am not attracted to) want to fuck me in order to remind me that i'll never be loved
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i'm imagining your hips and i love you
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this is hurtful to me because im the anon with no hips and all i want is men to go stupid with lust when they see my figure. it will never happen because im ugly and fat and a man with man hips
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I'd do anything I could to trade bodies with you. I hate sex and never want to be thought of sexually ever again.
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>>43278831
did you like the remake? I still can't bring myself to play it
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>>43278843
I thought it was great
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>>43278831
spit on me while im down why dont you :(
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yeah you'd like that wouldn't you
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>>43278861
sorry for being raped
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youre doing it again youre mocking me AGAIN oh my god bro
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hey it's my turn to be the raped
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*rapes you*
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so sorry for being male and raped and mocked and ugly
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>>43278877
best night of my life ^_^
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Lol I'm a tranny
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me too rofl
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i'm a cis man on estrogen
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why do i look mannish?
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>>43278908
i'm going to beat you
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Would you do a bone shrinking treatment if the smaller skull crushed your brain and made you really dumb?
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i'm a poop monster on poop
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*le sigh*
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>>43278921
what's the catch?
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idk i think if i got any dumber than this i'd be drooling in a chair
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i used to watch lesbian porn
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>>43278908
ok tranny
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Oh boy 5 am time for a 40
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>>43278980
same I miss being a gooner
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>>43278980
still watch it and gay porn too
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>>43276307
>even if
why would srs help
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>>43278984
sometimes being a tranny and being a cis man aren't mutually exclusive.
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i used to wish i was a lesbian because being a gay man is far less glamorous
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she's been schizo posting about her gf fucking afabs
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>>43275595
literally my thoughts exactly
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>>43278980
i only watch porn if it's lesbian
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>>43279008
the transbian schizos should tag-team them afabs
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got an ultrasound on my balls and the nurse with a fat ass said they were all the way up in there
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i'm a completely normal and well-adjusted transbian and consistently shocked at how fucked up you all are
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when i had ultrasounds on my testes the nurse looked at me with a grave face and i could tell she saw a tumor even though she said nothing
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>>43279026
so are your balls pregnant or not?
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i would never call myself a transbian the title alone merits shame
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>>43279026
could have gotten me to suck them out of their holes and problem solved
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>>43279026
what other features did she have
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Mocked by bots
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oh my fuck it's happening again
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bots trained off what? just the thread in general?
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there are no bots
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i am not crazy
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i'm a bot trained only to mock mastectomy girl what a tragic existence i have
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>>43279006
lol
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>>43279008
giwtwm
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>>43279064
im a man
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I miss piv and eating pussy
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>>43279089
but like in a straight male way
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>>43279084
okay foid
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they gave me pepsi instead of coke and seriously who the fuck drinks pepsi how is this still a drink being sold FUCK
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how do i become a white gay boy into reggaeton and dyke rap?
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why do so many of you want to be men so badly
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have you seen this gen? there are people in here that literally want to fuck men and post about their desires for a "boyfriend". i think a lot of these people are just gay guys posting here because they're bored.
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>>43279111
male privilege
like unironically
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>>43279114
ewww I could never except when my libido acts up sometimes and I want to get pinned down and cummed inside of but even then men are disgusting
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the thought of a man touching me is disgusting but i'd act like a dog for a tranny interesting stuff
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I wish I were attractive and anyone wanted to fuck me
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that's the way things should be
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>>43279125
wya
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i have sex with men but i only top and i don't date them, will the weird transbian misandrists accept me?
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need to pass and move to nyc so i can be a doll around the gays and a dyke with the troons without hurting my social
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>>43279151
no come back when you hate men
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>>43279151
misandry isn't real and also why do you, a man lover, want to be accepted by us
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I should give up on everything and walk into the ocean
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I think about floating on my back down the river by work everyday
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can you swim
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how do the misandrist moders deal with being men in social situations and having women be obviously misandrist towards them? are they fakemoders
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>>43279186
A little
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misandry literally does not exist or affect anyone on a systemic level ever
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they're simps that's why
but the male manipulator kind
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i don't go outside and everyone i interact with online knows i'm a tranny
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>>43277363
it’s okay jellyfishmoder. do what’s best for you. that probably is posting here less, but because this place is poison, not because you’re “shitting up the thread”
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did you like the last smiling friends episodes
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btw misandry is a conspiracy theory so just go to /x/ or /pol/ or whatever and talk to people like yourself
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Lifes a fantasy until you wake up in shock
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>>43278853
I'll have to swallow my inherent distaste and try it
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i don't believe in misandry either i just think it's funny how everyone is an armchair philosopher when this topic comes up
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if misandry isnt real explain why the only women who are nice to me have a pathological need to take care of scared looking gay people and the rest look at me like a criminal in waiting
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the only philosophizing I'm doing is asserting that men are disgusting and I'm revolted by my occasional conditional attraction to the idea of being fucked by one
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if misandry isn't real then why does hating men feel so good
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Wtf i thought we hated women here?
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i think you're just a pussy
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>>43279143
canada
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>>43279213
you're not a mind reader and you don't know what they need, want, or think
>>43279217
exactly
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>>43279215
>manhater wants to have sex with men
lol
lmao
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>:( why jannies always take down the cutting threads
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>>43279228
what i think is that im held at arms length cause they dont want me to ask them out cause of how transbians have stained the autistic unpassing trans losercel community

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