no hector got stabbed, to death, then the acheans raped troy, trump definition of winning

Hector seems like the kind of guy to have a wife’s son and say “I’m the dad that stepped up”.. whereas Achilles is the average virile high test homosexual

Who cares, this isn’t anime. Well, it is, kind of.

>looses

Esl

>>25214492
ahhiyawan cultural memory, illiad and odyssey was dark age pr campaign of telling the dorians that they, the achaenas, were they real prototokoi

>>25214436
>average virile high test homosexua
Where do I meet those? All the homos i have ever met are of the effete effeminate poof stock. Even the tops while prone to outbursts of violent rage are pussies concerned with neutral health and constantly numbed by medication

>>25214841
They don't exist or that they are closeted bisexuals who will never run out of eager foids to satisfy him.

>>25214508
It's in reference to his bumhole.

>be Hector
>get hectored
Really, Homer?

>>25214841
They don't exist. Even the gays into machismo and mustaches and muscles and Tom of Finland talk in effeminate cadences and say things like oh my silly! The masculine, virile homosexuality is a psyop. The closest it gets is the masculine misogynist bi man who shows no clear external signs of his homo disposition

>>25215503
>look at me, hector

>>25215518
I’m a fag and my speech is completely normal. I wonder what makes my brain different to other homos. It’s really weird when you see a buff jacked guy and then he starts speaking and he sounds like a chick

this lecture points out that the various complementary epithets such as "swift footed" are assigned purely by the length of each character's name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgvdaOh1Uc

>>25214841
>Where do I meet those?
Gyms. Fags are literally the only guys that go there.

>>25215518
Well duh why would one act virile and masculine all the time? That's exhausting
Being gay frees you of the burden of having to coat all your actions with a veneer of high test performance for the benefit of women who would otherwise see you as less desirable or men who would other you as a poof

>>25214424
>then the acheans raped troy, trump definition of winning
Remind me again what happened to the leader of the combined Greek forces as a direct consequence of the rape of Troy?

>>25214492
honestly it's a lot like DBZ.
the fact that they fight waiting for the savior for many episodes.
the way each episode makes it seem like something big is gonna happen but actually no one dies and the battle barely moves.
it all seems like it's made to hook the listeners as long as possible, maybe the taverns had an episode sung every saturday