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"Night Dance" edition
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Tomorrow!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9724780/eqg-stream
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CUTE GLASSES
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2 hours from now!
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I had another dream about Sci-Twi last night.
We talked about being from another world and whether or not that was preferable to where she was originally from.
Can't remember how the conversation concluded, but I feel like all in all it was super projection-y of wanting to leave earth for equestria.
Anyway, how do I stop dreaming about her, and instead dream about the minty mare of myAPPARENTLY NOTdreams
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>Sci-Twi mad scientist
>Willing to perform unethical experiments for the pursuit of knowledge
>Willing to conquer the world if it means to advance her pursuit of knowledge
>Willing to destroy worlds for the pursuit of knowledge
You need to stop her, Anon.
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>"Hi"
>Twilight's voice sends your entire body to shock, your heart stops for a second, and your hand turns numb
>This was Twilight Sparkle, the girl everyone thinks was this dorky nerd who loves science. The shy girl with that pinch of cuteness to her.
>But you knew better than that.
Y-yes? Twilight?
>Twilight Sparkle was a maniacal, obsessive, and absolutely insane to the brain membrane type of girl. She isn't shy because she's shy, she's shy because it makes it easier for her to conduct her experiments. There's a reason why you won't be accepting any more desserts from her ever again.
>And even if she isn't shy, she's a mad freak who'd stabbed you with a syringe. Zero hesitation. Blacked out, you found yourself butt naked in the woods with animal scratches on your body.
>You instinctually take a step back away from Twilight Psycho Sparkle
>"Anon, wanna study together for the test next week?"
I'm fine! I already studied! I'm just gunna go with Zephyr Breeze this weekend for a party
>Twilight's head tilts, her eyes looks innocent as she looks at you, and an eyebrow raised
>"T-that's...silly! Anon, you think partying with Fluttershy's brother is more important than the test next week?"
>There was a tinge of that psychotic side to her when she said that.
"I'm sure Principal Celestia wouldn't mind if I flunk mathematics this time"
>"Who said anything about mathematics and Principal Celestia?"
>Her voice blends with dorkiness and that of an unhinge psycho
>"I'm not talking about school tests"
>Your flight or fight instincts kick in when you notice her fumbling a pencil from her bag.
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Her being an insane mad genius is even more adorable
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Pretty smile
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>>43127357
>the problem
it's a fetish
and suggesting a catheter and a bag to a piss fetishist is like recommending that someone who really loves cumshots pour stored cum over themselves from a bag.
I assume the appeal lies in how it comes out, not just the liquid itself
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I didn't realize this was back
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>there are males in this thread RIGHT NOW who would let this brain goblin ramble on for hours about bullshit that doesn't affect anyone's daily life and be happy about letting her do so
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man this place is empty
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Bold of the lyricist to make Shoichet sing "I THINK I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF".
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You know that feeling of physical pain that grips your chest when you feel TOO much love for a person you know that you'll never be able to have and hold and cherish forever in this actual fucking bitch of a lifetime?
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>Rainy day at Twilight's house
>Studying with her in her attic/bedroom
>Lofi playing on her laptop
>She nuzzles you
>You lean in and kiss her
>It quickly turns into a calm but steamy makeout session
>With a bite of your lips, you reach down and undo your zipper
>Your cock flops out, all for her
What happens next?
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>You need to stop her
nah I'd rather join her in unethical experiments
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I apologize for my bad behavior, vocally state that I believe in abstinence before marriage, commit to getting better grades starting with the test that she and I are studying for so I can get accepted into a better university which will allow me more opportunities to afford a better life, and use that stepping stone to earn a career that validates for her parents that I am a man worth Twilight marrying, which will then afford us a comfortable and secure lifestyle that will ultimate result in a pregnancy when we consummate our marriage during our honeymoon. (The sex is done consensually in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.)
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>Anon! I'm so glad you got my message. As you can see I accidentally spilled the serum on myself which I intended to test on you. The good news is we know it works and doesn't mutate you with malignant lumps all over but on the downside... Well I don't exactly have a way of reversing it right now. I'll need to borrow your hands so please listen very carefully to my instru- Anon? Why are you looking at me like that...? O-Once in a lifetime opportunity? No I don't understand what you mea- Anon no! Th-This isn't funny Anon I need my hands. It could be contagious a-and I migh- ANON NO! STOP! ANO-mnnphhh! *plap* *plap* *plap*
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>"thotties on a yachtie"
what the FUCK did they mean by this??
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This remains one of the hottest Sci-Twi greens out there.
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She's run the simulations, crunched the numbers, and calculated the data, and so far the results have shown there is a positive correlation between naturally high intelligence and natural superiority.
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Sci-Twi is a constant reminder of just how much Twilightfags lost their waifu to toyetic mandates.
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You know how anime has those genki girls, you know, the stupid girls whose happiness is infectious? Twilight's like that, except she's a super-genius.
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Just think, if you emotionally abuse her hard enough, she'll become a dark angel hellbent on ending reality.
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Her hands alone are great enough
>https://ponerpics.org/images/7283770
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why is she like this?
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"Twilight...I'm not sure-"
>Twilight's head spun to Anon immediately, her eyes barely visible from her googles and glasses.
>Anon is strapped to a table like a lab experiment, hands and legs bound to stretch like an X. A strange device hovering to your head
>"You like? No, Love me, right, Anon?"
>She says that blurs the line of love and someone asking for assurance to do something incredible dangerous.
"I..I"
>"Hold one a moment, let me recalibrate the device. Test Subject # 2...Anon...subject relation to Twilight Sparkle"
>This was incredibly unethical. Twilight gave you an 'Informed Consent' about the dangers of the experiment such mental and brain damage
>Not like Anon had a choice in the matter
>The experiment was going to harness the raw emotions of the human psyche in relation to their perception relationship towards others, Twilight's words. In other words, it's going to suck someone dry of their emotions based on subject shown.
>Before Anon can even think of a response the device lights, Twilight hovers her face over Anon's. The device ready to fire.
>Anon knew better that all she's trying do was to a reaction, and that means data.
>"You do love me, right?"
>The question felt like choosing his preferred way of getting executed
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too bad for her my brain is empty
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>"I know we've been at this problem for 19 hours, but I need you to focus, Anonymous. You keep getting distracted, and we simply don't have time for your mind to start wandering onto whatever nonsense isn't related to the equation..."
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>page 10
I DON'T THINK SO
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>Imagine spooning her at the beach.
>Your cock is deep inside her.
>Of course, nobody can see that.
>To anyone else, you're just having a wholesome cuddle session with your GF
>Not knowing you are pulsing within her, ready to fill her to the brim.
>It was her idea.
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She's so sexy when she liddles her eyes like that
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>Uhh Rarity are you sure about this?
>Oh of course darling with this little makeover Anon will forget all about that time you harvested his, what did you call it? Adrenochrome?
>Little makeover? This seems excessive to me. Not to mention a violation of the school's dress code.
>Nonsense darling now keep those bosoms pressed.
>L-Like this?
>Yes that's perfect! Oh here he comes now!
>Oh hey Rarity, ugh hey Twil- HOLEY FUARK! AWOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA HOO HA WOO WOO WOOOOOO!
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I'd let her fix my pc
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sorry if you can't read moonrunes
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Just imagine how many knots AJ knows.
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Every day I ask why Flash was done so dirty...
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>Be Anon: walking around eating crackers until you spot Sci-Twi all pouty
>*munch* *munch* Mmm what's wrong Sci-Twi? *munch*
>Anon aren't you a little too old to be eating Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Colors cheese crackers?
>*munch* *munch* Mmm no... *munch* *munch* Ya want some? They're special.
>What makes them so special?
>They're the snack that smiles back!
>she cracks a smile but tries to hide it by turning her head
>Very funny Anon *she gives in and reaches out grab some*
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Why didn't he protect his sister from the bullies?
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In the rewrite Twilight starts to push away both Shining and Cadance as her continued success at Crystal Prep isolates her from her classmates. She's incomparable academically, and the school only values the most accomplished, so Sci-Twi is one of the most-hated students because she eclipses the competition. The more she succeeds, the more she "fails" until she ultimately decides she doesn't need friends.
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You know.
The rewrite.
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