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Egg season Edition

/nst/ is currently also alive >>43117742

Recent greens:
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>>43089020 key >>43089431
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Art:
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Anon fixes a plush >>43088517

Twilight's favourite books:
https://ponepaste.org/7844

Fanfic Reading:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYi

Twilight music playlists:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0
Collaborator link (does it work?): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0&jct=vCC8kMIIlo-jrl2u2h1J-A
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Pastebins:
https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFic
https://pastebin.com/u/NighlyTwilightStorie
https://pastebin.com/u/BizzarreCoyote
https://pastebin.com/u/YukkuriPalehorse
https://pastebin.com/u/Silver_Smoulder
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First for my wife's big butt
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>>43138434
>my wife's
Excuse me, but she's MY wife!
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>>43138434
damn
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>>43138434
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PLOOTA
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>>43140495
Why does she have a sparkle in her eye?
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I have a piece of sad art to post, but it's not ready yet. Do you anons prefer painterly shading or harder cartoony shading?
If I followed my schizophrenia (and balance it with autism) hard enough I could come up with a clear answer, but it's late and I gotta sleep. Besides I'm not feeling sad enough.
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>>43140568
>Do you anons prefer painterly shading or harder cartoony shading?
Anon, I don't know what the difference is. I'm not an artist. Do whatever you think is best.
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>>43140581
Welp. Here it is.
Here is something fresh off the presses, stewed in personal feelings and rumination, yadda yadda schizo chuck off the bone. I keep putting off watching the next episode of MLP, hopefully I can get back on the saddle.
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>>43140583
>mark on the neck
Did Anon attempt suicide but fail? Or did he end up in Equestria after committing suicide?
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>>43140583
Based drawfren
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>>43140583
Twiggie clearly dragged her tongue across his neck haha!
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>>43140674
So you're saying her tongue is so sharp that it left a scar on his neck?
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>>43140676
Never underestimate Twiggie
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Do you guys like the backlinks in the OP or is it too much?

>>43140568
I'm not sure what the difference is but for sad painterly probably works better.

>>43140583
Beautiful
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>>43140583
Nicely done. I love sad art like this.
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>>43140711
>Do you guys like the backlinks in the OP or is it too much?
It's okay
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>>43140711
I like the backlinks.
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>>43140691
These lines make it look like she's shouting out of her ass.
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>>43140583
I'm finally here...
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>>43141051
Anything else the OP needs?
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>>43140583
What happens if you die in Equestria?
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>>43142656
Game over man, game over!
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>>43143622
Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
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>>43144096
Why is Twi's butt on fire?
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>>43145005
I want to cum inside Tamers Twilight
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>>43145288
>Tamers
Ew
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>>43145441
Thumbnail made it seem like she has a very... interesting manecut.
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>>43145441
Baldlight
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>You're a wizard, Twiggie!
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>>43142563
Honestly, I think it's already perfect.
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>>43146296
What kind of pose is that?
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>>43146415
it's the "we're about to fuck like animals" pose
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>>43146418
Did you draw this?
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>>43146474
yes
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>>43146418
Based drawfren
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>>43146415
comfy reading pose

>>43146418
good stuff
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>>43146982
I want to clean blood off of Twigglies
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>>43146418
Smug purp
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Do you anons celebrate her birthday on the March 30th, or December 3rd? I'm not much of an artist, but I made a little something on paper for her since I'm trying to improve. I guess I'll celebrate both dates, to celebrate her more.
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>>43148126
>Do you anons celebrate her birthday on the March 30th, or December 3rd?
Is that official?
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>>43147829
Twilight isn't afraid of ladybugs.
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>>43148126
Nice drawing anon
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this little shit
>>43148287
NTA but no
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>>43148623
That's illegal!
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>>43148126
That's a big head
Nice drawing Anon. Admittedly there's not really a day we celebrate as her birthday.

>>43148326
Regardless of how you think about that it's a funny picture
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>>43149024
>That's a big head
Well, she's a smart mare.
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>>43148126
Cute
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>>43148287
No. Some people celebrate her birthday December 3rd because that's the day sweet and elite released, and others celebrate her birthday March 30th because you can logically find her birthday from what we know about the time of year her birthday takes place and Sci-Twi's calendar in EQG.
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>>43149024
>>43149481
Thanks, Anons! I'll be celebrating August 7th and December 3rd too, isn't it neat Twilight gets 3 days a year? Really, she deserves every day, but 3 is great too.
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>>43148126
I don't really celebrate her birthday, or mine, or anyone else's.
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>>43149997
>March 30th
I like that people have latched on to this despite the obvious fact that March has 31 days, therefore the calendar is not showing March, if we are already assuming human months.
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>>43148126
I think it's actually October 12th because of this schizo theory I have.
If you line up Baltimare, Manehattan, and Fillydelphia with their respective real-world cities, Canterlot seems to be in the general latitude of where Pittsburgh would be.
We know Equestria was set at the earliest in the summer of 1930 because the real-world counterpart of the Crystaller Building was completed on May 30th that year. Note that the US didn't have daylight saving time nationwide between the world wars.
Twilight specifically mentions 546 during the Failure song, and I doubt this was a completely random choice to do her square root. If you check a solar calculator for Pittsburgh, sunset for Pittsburgh on October 12th is at 6:45 PM EDT, or 5:45 PM EST. Being born at 5:46 would mean she was literally born at twilight.
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>>43146418
She's a sharp mare.
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>>43148126
It's September 23
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>>43150387
I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed and I have no clue if this actually lines up, but I like it.
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>>43150905
Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
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>>43150905
Imagine the rear view
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Those greens in the last thread were really fucking good. I'm gonna have to start lurking here more often.
Here's a Twi.
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>>43151360
She looks like a cat
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>>43151421
ponies are cats. i'm not gonna post the ancient meme, so you just gotta trust me bro
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>>43151360
>Those greens in the last thread were really fucking good. I'm gonna have to start lurking here more often.
Greens are pretty rare here.
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>>43151360
Thanks maybe you can make a short one, we always need more greens.
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>>43151360
They were very nice, glad you liked them as well. There's been a bit of a resurgence of Anon content lately, I hope it stays like this. Like the other Anon said, greens were extremely rare before that.
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>>43151430
>ponies are cats
Cats with hooves?
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>>43152169
I know quite a few people here can write but I also understand the reluctance. Long greens seem like an extreme commitment and short ones sometimes just seem pointless. I recently dug up a txt file with story ideas from years ago and reading them I was relieved that I never posted any of the short ones. And long story ideas were just so weirdly specific, sometimes it's fetishes I don't really have myself, sometimes it's ideas I know people would struggle to enjoy. It's like stories for nobody in particular.
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>>43150325
Where on the calendar indicates her birthday takes place on the last of the month?
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>>43150387
Very interesting... A wonderful and tastefully schizo headcanon. Twilight would love to hear about it, I bet.
>>43150547
Why September 23, Anon?
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>>43152397
Anon look at the image. Turn up the brightness maybe. Do you know how calendars work?

>>43152410
There's just something about these gifs, they're just kind of nice.
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>>43152410
>Meat
Ponies are herbivores
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>>43152757
If Twilight had access to our world she would absolutely eat a burger from time to time.
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>>43152757
FiM ponies likely can eat some quantities of meat. They most likely never HAVE to eat it because food is abundant and readily available but nothing should stop one from tasting meat if it's properly cooked and presented to them as part of a meal.
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>>43152500
Oh, horseapples. I didn't see that. But apparently it's the only date that it could be on...? This is weird. I'll still celebrate it, though. https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:RiceWaffleFox/Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Birthday
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>>43152408
>Why September 23
It's when she was born
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>>43152989
Twiggy Piggy
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>>43153134
She has only five TRUE friends
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>>43153906
She has more than that! Spike is her true friend and also maybe her brother or son let's not overthink that part. Also Shining Armor is allegedly her best friend.
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>>43153914
>Also Shining Armor is allegedly her best friend
I think it's strange to think of family members as friends.
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>>43154148
Twilight Sparkle is a strange mare.
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>>43152500
That's probably Spike's birthday
Why the fuck would you put your own birthday on a calendar?
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>>43154296
Based drawfren
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>>43154769
I guess she likes sad books now.
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>>43152345
>I know quite a few people here can write but I also understand the reluctance.
The casual green reader seems to be an even more endangered species than writefags are these days, and the lack of readers always wears down the best of them. I've been friends with writefags before. Even the ones that got way, way more (You)s than I ever did, or ever will, all ended up quitting. They just felt like the audience for greens was dead--and this was back in 2018, too. I really miss them.

It's worse than ever for writefags now (and most contentfags in general, but mainly writefags.) And I don't think it's going to get any better in the future. I do write for myself, cause I never would have gotten anything done otherwise, but why spend hours, or even any time at all, writing something if nobody is gonna read it? I've started asking myself that a lot more than I used to.
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>>43154148
Curious. My only guess is it may be some kinda neural cross-activation between friendship and incest. Does this feeling of strangeness vanish as you move to more and more distant relatives? Do you also find it strange to think of family members as enemies?
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>>43154731
It's not his drawing.
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>>43154851
I'm a newfag, literally arrived in 2026. I write greens (and draw) because if I don't get a release from my feelings, I will combust from yearning for ponies.
I used to roam other boards and write greens and literature for them, but I either lost interest or other worse things. Once I watch through MLP I will likely leave. But for now, I write.
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>>43155233
Ejaculate
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>>43155233
Cum
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>>43155233
Jizz
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>>43154851
Maybe more people were reading greens before 2018 but for me personally as a reader not a lot of greens from those days seemed appealing. It's one of the reasons I started writing myself. I can kinda see how some writefags were used to more acute reactions to their stories and quit once that wasn't the case anymore.
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>>43156189
That's a big horn.
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>>43156410
>>43156410
>>43156410
>>43156410
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>>43154851
>The casual green reader seems to be an even more endangered species than writefags are these days
huh, I wonder why? Just the userbase of the board decreasing? I've never been much of green reader admittedly (and fanfics in general, I really need to start reading more), but it feels like greens would be something people would always enjoy.
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>>43156858
Tardy!
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>>43157433
Twiggy Piggy
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>>43157645
UNF. Absolutely incredible.
>>43154851
I usually lurk, I'll read them all. Maybe I'll even write a green myself, I have plenty of free time for now... I love writefags and am incredibly grateful to you all for your art. We don't treasure you enough.
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Drew Twilight recently, idk if you guys will like it but I guess I will just drop it.
https://files.catbox.moe/5g83nt.png
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>>43157940
Based drawfren
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>>43157940
What a beautiful sight
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>>43157940
Wew, nice view.
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>>43157940
How long did it take you to draw that?
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>>43157940
You alone make it hard not to like the piggy, anon
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>>43157940
hoo-a. Very nice, Anon, thank you. You got an artist tag?
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>>43158307
not that long, maybe 5-6 hours
>>43158356
I only draw pony occasionally though.
https://x.com/NaClDispenser/media
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>>43158768
>one reply to the Twi
>it's Ken of all people
lel, unexpected
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>>43159403
sadly people don't like my art much, Ken is always there though.
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>>43159494
>sadly people don't like my art much
What makes you say that?
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>>43160072
average interactions I guess
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>>43159828
>>43160115
She's a pretty silly pony.
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>>43160115
omg twilight hi!

>>43160604
she tol
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>>43158992
Why is she in the box?
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>>43160665
If she fits, she sits.
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>>43160822
NOOOOOO MY CHOCCY!!
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>>43161736
Disco Magic
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>>43162905
>No horn
Can't have shit in Equestria.
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>>43162948
Underrated Twily look.
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>>43162948
>>43162974
She looked like that just once, for about a minute.
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>>43162974
Agreed, at least the mane and tail

>>43163011
wrong, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep ^:)
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>>43157755
>Maybe I'll even write a green myself
pls do, it's so boring around here now. the board is a ghost town
>>43157940
she looks good
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>>43148623
>You have been sniffed
>What the fuck
>A purple mare(kind of cute) has her nose pressed right against you.
>You can remember her vaguely, some Twilight Sparkle if you recall correctly.
>She moved in a while ago. After the whole Nightmare Moon thing.
>You think she came from Canterlot.
>Are all noble ponies like this?
>Your musing is interrupted by another sniff.
>Seriously, who does this mare think she is?
>You look down at her. Surely, your serious stare will show her the error of her ways.
>She looks up at you.
>She's still smiling.
>Fuck the stare isn't working.
>You just need to try harder.
>She leans in slightly, grin everpresent.
>You lean in, staring your mightiest stare.
>You can win this.
>She sniffs you again.
>Itsover...
Here's some garbage for y'all.
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>>43163070
Nooo my sniff virginity...
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>>43163070
Cute
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>>43163070
This is sexual harassment!!
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>>43163070
>getting sniffed by Twilight's snoofa
giwtwm

>>43163978
not yet it's not
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>>43164339
>Not grabbing it with her telekinesis.
Is she stupid?
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>>43164602
Her intelligence drops when she's hungry.
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>>43163070
Twilight sniffa
cute, thanks Anon
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How much reading do you all do in service of the book horse? Personally, I feel the need to read more the more I think about Twilight.
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>>43165291
Far too little unfortunately, my backlog is huge
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>>43165291
I'm always reading something but I don't actually read literature. I've got a metric fuckton of books and none of them actually interest me. Got other things to do that more or less already involve reading and learning in them so just abandoning all of it to just sit around and read is really low priority for me.
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>>43165291
A lot
I'm always reading at least one book
I'm working through all of Philip K Dick's novels right now
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>>43165291
I started reading really big web novels a couple of years ago.
Here's a short list of what I've read:
>"Worm" by John C. McCrae
>"Mother of Learning" by Domagoj Kurmaić
>"Lord of Mysteries" by Cuttlefish
>"Lord of Mysteries: Circle of Inevitability" - still reading it.
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>>43165291
I'm in the same spot as >>43165577 but I do read fanfics both every day and night. I know the Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn series is considered really good, so Twilight would like the two I have. I'm looking to get some Michael Moorcock stuff, specifically Elric of Melnibone, and some Conan shit as a treat.
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>page 7 in 35 minutes
Huh?
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>>43166329
Jeets are mad at some threads.
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>>43166632
I want to be there with her...
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>>43166879
I want to be everywhere with her
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>>43166632
I hope this ship doesn't hit an iceberg.
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>>43167320
Mmmm. Twilight hoofa.
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>>43167320
Trucklight
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>>43168318
Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
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>>43169468
She needs more sleep.
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>>43169472
No sleep, only books. Even in sleep, books.
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>>43169121
Why does big Twilight look like a reskinned Celestia?
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>>43169865
Because she is, unfortunately!
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>>43169865
They never bothered giving her a unique look because the last episode was supposed to be the biggest FUCK YOU to the community they could manage.
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>>43169933
Why is hasbro so disappointing? Could've at least gotten something out of the ending.
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>>43169997
Hasbro always disappoints, it's just their nature. But I'd say as far as Hasbro's IPs go, FiM in particular was among the luckiest ones.
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>>43170471
Twilight wants uppies!
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>>43170471
>BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK
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>>43169865
Most likely because of pic related.

>>43169933
This is easily disproven by the obvious effort they put in the unique looks for all the other characters. I just think they should not have slavishly held themselves to Lauren's sketch that was likely done without much thought and instead have come up with their own take on it like they did for all the other characters.
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>>43171203
Off all the excuses I've heard this one is definitely the most disingenuous one. Get your Stockholm syndrome treated.
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>>43170915
The watermark needs to be bigger
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>>43140583
Holy shit. It's perfect.
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>>43140583
Sanonyori don't do it!
Really good, though, anon. Seriously good.
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>>43152989
so thats why they depict human twilight as black
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>>43172469
Pretty...

>>43172730
Why is she looking at me like that?
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>>43172865
Entirely wholesome reasons I'm sure.
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>>43172865
>Why is she looking at me like that?
Rape
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>>43173400
>Twi rape
unf
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>>43173400
Twilight would never
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>>43173436
>Twilight would never
She locked me in her basement and raped me every day. I spent three years in captivity. I miraculously managed to escape one day when she forgot to lock the door after raping me.
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>>43173622
And you came back here? You really are a faggot.
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>>43172865
>Why is she looking at me like that?
You didn't return the books you borrowed on time.
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>>43174225
I don't. Give me your wings, bitch!
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>>43165541
This art is very pretty but I can never quite get get behind the leonine tail. It always looks off to me.

>>43174225
Fake.
>>43174226
Gay?
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>>43174232
>I can never quite get get behind the leonine tail. It always looks off to
Same
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>>43173622
Why the fuck would you escape?
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>>43175106
I liked this fic.
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>>43173701
>>43174930
Maybe it was futa Twilight?
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>>43174226
Her wings are cute.
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>>43171986
She has a big mane.
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Is it true that Twilight is a very snugly mare?
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>>43176331
The snuggliest!
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>>43176450
me on the right
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>>43177083
Me on the left.
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>>43177099
HUH?!
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>>43177099
Hi Twilight
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>>43177099
You'll never be Twilight!
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>>43176874
God, she's so pretty.
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>>43177099
pls be in P O N Y V I L L E
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>>43178125
God that art's so fucking cute.
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>>43178680
What is she disgusted by?
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>>43178857
>What is she disgusted by?
(You)
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>>43179294
:(
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>>43179571
sneaky
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>>43178680
>"You want to... come on my wings?"
"Yes. That's what I said, Twilight."
>She grimaces and slowly drags her eyes towards your own.
>"That's..."
>She sighs, her whole body drooping in defeat.
>"I don't know how to say this kindly."
>She stands up straight with an unimpressed look.
>"That's disgusting, Anon."
"I disagree."
>"It's not your wings that would be getting came on."
"Cummed on."
>"Not a word."
"Fake."
>"Anonymous."
>Maybe you should stop before she throws you out the window.
>You're on the first story, so you wouldn't die.
>But she'd make you replace the window and you don't want to.
>But also.
"Gay."


>>43179294
:(
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>>43179659
>"That's disgusting, Anon."
It's okay. Human semen is beneficial for the growth and strengthening of feathers.
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>>43179659
>"That's disgusting, Anon."
It's okay. Human semen is beneficial for the growth and strengthening of feathers.
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>>43179659
kek
Anon is earning himself a bunch of splinters and a repair job I see.
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What the fuck? My posts aren't showing up.
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>>43179691
4chan's been kind of shitting the bed for me today. Which is in character, I suppose.
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>>43163053
Sorry for taking so long. I've never written a greentext before, so I guess we'll see how this goes.

>Be Anon, slightly lonely young man.
>Maybe more than slightly lonely...
>Wake up in Ponyville as a pony one day, initially struggle to find employment.
>The pony that helps you the most to get on your feet (or hooves) is Twilight Sparkle, letting you stay in the library and diligently looking for ponies who are looking to hire.
>It's been about a month since she helped you find a job--after a few weeks of searching--and you're moving out into your own place.
"Well, I should probably finish packing up. Not that there's much I'm taking with me anyway, heh."
>You see her deflate slightly at the mention of your moving out, and to be honest, you're really going to miss her.
>It's not like you've ever lived with anyone other than your family, anyway.
>"Yeah, I guess not, heh." She glances at you, showing slight hesitation. "Hey, do you want to have one last meal together before you go? I can make us some nice spaghetti."
>What a sweetheart. You've felt guilty ever since your arrival, her hospitality has been almost too much for you.
"I'd love to."
>You pause for a moment, contemplating how to thank her properly for everything.
"Really Tw-"
>"Anon, I've-"
>You both pause, each waiting for the other to speak.
>You speak first as her eyes drift between you and the floor.
"Sorry. I've been thinking of how to thank you for all this. You've done so much for me, and you continue doing things for me, and i feel like i have to pay you back somehow. I know you've told me before that i shouldn't concern myself with it, but that just makes me want to give something back to you even more."
>"Oh." A bashful smile appears on her face. "I'm sure you'll find some way, eventually. I'll let you pay me back once you're in a better situation. But if you really have to..." She hesitates, blushing. "Maybe tonight we can cook together?"
>You freeze up, caught off guard by the beautiful mare's offer. Finally, you manage to squeak something out.
"I guess that could help me feel a little better."
>Minutes later...
>You're in the kitchen, catching hints of lavender from Twilight as you stir the sauce while she boils the pasta.
>"I'm really sad to see you go, Anon," she admits, frowning. "You really made the library a lot more lively, and you even helped me with my studies. Also, it's not every day I meet another pony I have so much in common with."
"It's not like I can just stay here, though... And it's not like this is goodbye, anyway. I'll come by the library whenever I can; I can't read all the books in the world for free anywhere else, obviously."
(1/2)
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>>43179938
>She stares into the rolling water for a moment before whispering something unintelligible to herself and turning to face you.
>"Anon, I'm saying I don't want you to go. I like having you here. I'll take care of whatever you need, you can pay me rent if it makes you feel better."
>Her offer is seriously tempting, but you're too stubborn to change your mind now.
>She scoffs in frustration.
>"Fine. Everypony told me I'd regret it if I didn't tell you..."
>Your ears perk up and your surroundings seem to drop away, leaving only Twilight as your center of attention. You can feel your blood pumping as you nervously await her next words.
>"I *like* you, Anon, okay? Everything about you. Not even just your personality, you're handsome too! I'm tired of holding it in! And now you're beating yourself up over the favors I'm doing for you! It's making ME feel guilty, too!"
>While you're too stunned to speak, tears fill the corners of her eyes and she continues.
>"Just stay! Please. I'll be so lonely without you. Spike's been staying at the Carousel Boutique. I didn't think I'd hate sleeping alone so much, but it's terrible!"
>As she lets out a little sob and tries wiping her tears away, you impulsively drop the spoon you were stirring the sauce with and hug her.
"I'm so sorry, Twilight. I've been a selfish idiot. I shouldn't have been so bothered by your help. Please, forgive me."
>The deafening sound of your heartbeat threatens to drown out your thoughts as you contemplate if what you're about to do is a good idea.
>Finally, you pull back from the hug.
"I'll stay with you."
>You quickly plant a kiss on her cheek.
>The two of you look into each other's eyes, standing completely still for a brief moment.
"I love y-"
>Twilight lunges towards you, bringing her lips to yours and wrapping her legs around you as she pulls you deep into a passionate kiss.
>You savor every moment, despite your mind's failure to grasp the reality of the situation you act seemingly on instinct, closing your eyes and submitting to her fully.
>It's almost sacred, like you've been reborn; her love strips you of any fears or insecurities in an instant and leaves you helpless to its bliss.
>After what feels like forever, you break the kiss, gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
>Suddenly, Twilight sniffs the air.
>"Hey, Anon, is something burning?"
"OH, SHIT."
>You run to the stove, immediately killing the gas on the pasta and the tomato sauce.
>"Oh. Right. Kinda forgot about that," She giggles.
"Should we eat it anyway? I don't want to waste any food."
>"Sure." She kisses your cheek.
>Minutes later...
>You're eating overcooked spaghetti coated in burnt tomato sauce with Twilight Sparkle.
>You breathe a deep sigh of relief, basking in her comforting presence.
"The spaghetti didn't come out too bad. Tonight has been perfect."
>"I second that."
(2/2)
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>>43179941
Cute. Thanks for green, Anon!
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>>43179659
>>43179938
>>43179941
Based writefren(s)
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>>43179938
>>43179941
>I've never written a greentext before
Pretty good for a first time.
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>>43179938
>>43179941
I love you like Twiggie loves Anon, writefag.
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>>43179941
>you can pay me rent if it makes you feel better.
How much for a week?
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>>43180931
>Rent will be two hugs and one kiss a week.
It'll increase the longer you stay with her.
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>>43179841
Does anybody else hate this bit?
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>>43179938
>I've never written a greentext before
It shows ^:)
But still, very lovely Anon, thank you. It's cute and them cooking spagoots together is just really funny.

>>43180533
What happened to the gold?

>>43181304
It's quite random but it's also quite funny, so I can't really hate it.
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>>43181304
Eh, it's a little joke. I find it mildly amusing, and it gets me more Twilight drawings. Maybe if it was taken seriously I would hate it.
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>>43181335
Yeah, I kinda rushed it since I'm not used to writing... Thanks, though.
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>>43181208
>It'll increase the longer you stay with her.
I can't even imagine what the price will be after 20 years.
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>>43181496
I want to cum inside twilight sparkle. Wait, i do want to respect her, of course, but my wife is just so gorgeous...
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>>43181304
I do, it's late season Haberverse bullshit
Just like the ladybugs
They're not true and don't comport with earlier seasons
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>>43182132
>Gives Twilight a foalhood phobia of ladybugs
>The same Twilight who goes to live in a tree
>Ladybugs live in trees too
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>>43181757
Don't feel conflicted, Anon! She wants you to cum inside her too!
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>>43182132
Quesadillas are not Haberverse. Ladybugs however are peak Dubuctardation, she was even reminded of the quesadillas during writing but didn't seem to understand that it was already established.
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>>43182114
W-What is she doing with that filly?
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>>43182764
Hugging. What else would she be doing, Anon?
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>>43182313
These ponies are fat.
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